歌曲 | The Day Basketball Was Saved |
歌手 | Jackson 5 |
专辑 | Goin' Back To Indiana |
Peanuts! Popcorn! Peanuts! Popcorn! | |
The sporting world’s had many teams | |
The fans have called first rate | |
They had the Yankees in the ’40s | |
All agreed were really great | |
Packers and Celtics piled up records | |
Hard to beat | |
But good as they all seemed to be | |
They tasted of defeat. | |
No team has ever won them all | |
And always stayed on top | |
Except that group of superstars | |
No team could ever stop | |
A bunch of splendid athletes | |
Who all stood strong and tall | |
They called themselves the Dream Team | |
And their game was basketball. | |
The center, a massive collection of bones | |
Was known by the nickname of Skyscraper Jones | |
The forwards were both brilliant ball handlers, too | |
Named Kangaroo Carson and Dead-Eye McGoo | |
The guards were two giants who played with great cool | |
Called Bulldozer Benson and Hookshot O’Toole. | |
Together they worked like a well-oiled machine | |
And ran up such scores it was almost obscene. | |
The team is unbeatable, everyone said | |
And if no one can beat them, then basketball’s dead | |
Basketball’s dead, yes, basketball’s dead | |
No team will beat them, so no team can meet them | |
The…it’s…the…de… dead. | |
But wait, folks! (Huh, it’s not?) | |
From out of Indiana like bees from a hive | |
Came a little known team called the Jackson 5 | |
They came with a mission impossbily tough | |
To whip the Dream Team till they holler “Enough!” | |
We’ll razzle your frazzle, we’ll muzzle you guys! | |
We’ll dazzle each one of you right down to size. | |
We’ll shiver your timbers till all of you fall. | |
The Jacksons will beat you and save basketball! | |
A laugh roars up on the Dream Team’s side | |
And they laughed so hard that they nearly cried | |
Go home, little boys, get off the court | |
It’s a big man’s sport, you’re much too short | |
Too short, my foot, that’s just your way | |
Of saying you’re afraid to play | |
Afraid to play? Hear that squirt? | |
Go home before you all get hurt | |
We’d like to get just one thing straight. | |
We heard you guys was really great. | |
But so far all we’ve heard is talk. | |
So are you going to play? | |
Or are you going to walk?” | |
With that the Dream Team got real mad | |
And blew what little cool they had. | |
This time you guys, you’ve gone too far. | |
We’ll show you all how good we are. | |
We’ll play you now but we’re so sore | |
We may not even let you score | |
Oh yeah? Oh yeah? | |
We’ve heard it all | |
Let’s cut the talking. Let’s play ball | |
So the teams lined up and the ball was tossed | |
And the game got underway. | |
And the Dream Team knew from the very first tap | |
That the Jacksons knew how to play. | |
They dribbled, they passed, they faked, they shot | |
They hustled, they drove right on through | |
And every time that the Dream Team scored | |
Well, the Jackson 5 scored, too. | |
When the buzzer went off at the end of the half | |
The Dream Team wanted to hide | |
They couldn’t believe it was happening | |
But the score was really tied. | |
We’ve gotta stop those guys | |
We’ve gotta stop ‘em quick | |
We’ve gotta realize | |
They’re looking mighty slick | |
We’ve gotta start our drive | |
Or think of some good trick | |
Stop the Jackson 5 | |
They’re making us look sick! | |
Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! | |
Hey, I’ve got a way | |
Let’s fill them up with peanuts and popcorn | |
And then see how they play | |
Hey, Mr Vendor, listen to me | |
Those Jacksons could use some energy | |
So pass out the tray and let them grab | |
We’re such good sports we’ll pick up the tab. | |
We’ve got a great attack | |
We’ve got them on the run | |
If we can hold them back | |
Then we’ll be number one | |
We have the final lap | |
The jump will be reveresed | |
Just play the second half | |
The way we played the first. Yeah! | |
Jackie, come and check the score. | |
I’ll be right back, guys. Don’t leave the floor | |
Peanuts! Popcorn! Have a ball! | |
Free of charge, kids. Take it all. | |
Free of charge? Is that for real? | |
Free of charge! | |
That’s some good deal! | |
Maybe we shouldn’t! | |
Maybe we should! | |
It may be bad! | |
And it may be good! | |
What if Jackie finds out? | |
Who’s going to tell? | |
Then, I guess we might as well! | |
So the Jacksons ate till the food was gone | |
While the cheerleaders cheered the two teams on. | |
Re-bop, re-bop, hootie-rootie zackie | |
Come on, Dream Team, let’s stop Jackie | |
Michael, Marlon, Tito, and Jermaine | |
We’ve got the brawn, we’ve got the brains! | |
Dream Team! Dream Team! | |
Fly high, fly high, fly high! | |
One two three, ABC, Do Re Mi | |
Man Alive! Ho ho ho! Ho ho ho! | |
Go go go! Jackson 5! | |
The whistle blew for the second half | |
The excitement filled the place. | |
You could tell both teams were all charged up | |
As they stood there face to face. | |
They dribbled, they passed, they faked, they shot | |
They moved with dazzling speed | |
But the two teams seemed so evenly matched | |
Neither one could hold the lead. | |
With 15 seconds left in the game | |
The Dream team led by one. | |
They knew if they could freeze the ball | |
The Jacksons would be done. | |
Just then the four young Jackson boys | |
Began to moan and groan | |
They dropped to the ground with bellyaches | |
Leaving Jackie standing alone. | |
Too much popcorn! Too many peanuts! | |
We had too much junk!” | |
We’re sorry, Jackie, we let you down! | |
It looks like the Jacksons are sunk! | |
The ref called time to remove the boys | |
“Game’s over!” he said. “You’re through!” | |
But Jackie said, “Look, I’ll play myself | |
If that’s what I have to do.” | |
So the ref gave Jackie the ball and said: | |
“There’s time for one more play.” | |
And Jackie said, “Well, that’s all I need. | |
I know I’ll find a way.” | |
Jackie took the ball and started out | |
Way at the end of the court, | |
But he still had to get past five of the best | |
Who ever played the sport. | |
As the clock kept ticking the seconds away | |
No mistake could he afford | |
But he went all the way with a brilliant display | |
And as the buzzer went off, he scored! | |
All the fans in the stands went wild | |
When Jackie won the game | |
And the Dream Team said he played so well | |
He belonged in the Hall of Fame. | |
So the Jackson 5 ended up on top | |
And we thank them one and all | |
For not only did they beat the best | |
They also saved the game of basketball. |
Peanuts! Popcorn! Peanuts! Popcorn! | |
The sporting world' s had many teams | |
The fans have called first rate | |
They had the Yankees in the ' 40s | |
All agreed were really great | |
Packers and Celtics piled up records | |
Hard to beat | |
But good as they all seemed to be | |
They tasted of defeat. | |
No team has ever won them all | |
And always stayed on top | |
Except that group of superstars | |
No team could ever stop | |
A bunch of splendid athletes | |
Who all stood strong and tall | |
They called themselves the Dream Team | |
And their game was basketball. | |
The center, a massive collection of bones | |
Was known by the nickname of Skyscraper Jones | |
The forwards were both brilliant ball handlers, too | |
Named Kangaroo Carson and DeadEye McGoo | |
The guards were two giants who played with great cool | |
Called Bulldozer Benson and Hookshot O' Toole. | |
Together they worked like a welloiled machine | |
And ran up such scores it was almost obscene. | |
The team is unbeatable, everyone said | |
And if no one can beat them, then basketball' s dead | |
Basketball' s dead, yes, basketball' s dead | |
No team will beat them, so no team can meet them | |
The it' s the de dead. | |
But wait, folks! Huh, it' s not? | |
From out of Indiana like bees from a hive | |
Came a little known team called the Jackson 5 | |
They came with a mission impossbily tough | |
To whip the Dream Team till they holler " Enough!" | |
We' ll razzle your frazzle, we' ll muzzle you guys! | |
We' ll dazzle each one of you right down to size. | |
We' ll shiver your timbers till all of you fall. | |
The Jacksons will beat you and save basketball! | |
A laugh roars up on the Dream Team' s side | |
And they laughed so hard that they nearly cried | |
Go home, little boys, get off the court | |
It' s a big man' s sport, you' re much too short | |
Too short, my foot, that' s just your way | |
Of saying you' re afraid to play | |
Afraid to play? Hear that squirt? | |
Go home before you all get hurt | |
We' d like to get just one thing straight. | |
We heard you guys was really great. | |
But so far all we' ve heard is talk. | |
So are you going to play? | |
Or are you going to walk?" | |
With that the Dream Team got real mad | |
And blew what little cool they had. | |
This time you guys, you' ve gone too far. | |
We' ll show you all how good we are. | |
We' ll play you now but we' re so sore | |
We may not even let you score | |
Oh yeah? Oh yeah? | |
We' ve heard it all | |
Let' s cut the talking. Let' s play ball | |
So the teams lined up and the ball was tossed | |
And the game got underway. | |
And the Dream Team knew from the very first tap | |
That the Jacksons knew how to play. | |
They dribbled, they passed, they faked, they shot | |
They hustled, they drove right on through | |
And every time that the Dream Team scored | |
Well, the Jackson 5 scored, too. | |
When the buzzer went off at the end of the half | |
The Dream Team wanted to hide | |
They couldn' t believe it was happening | |
But the score was really tied. | |
We' ve gotta stop those guys | |
We' ve gotta stop ' em quick | |
We' ve gotta realize | |
They' re looking mighty slick | |
We' ve gotta start our drive | |
Or think of some good trick | |
Stop the Jackson 5 | |
They' re making us look sick! | |
Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! | |
Hey, I' ve got a way | |
Let' s fill them up with peanuts and popcorn | |
And then see how they play | |
Hey, Mr Vendor, listen to me | |
Those Jacksons could use some energy | |
So pass out the tray and let them grab | |
We' re such good sports we' ll pick up the tab. | |
We' ve got a great attack | |
We' ve got them on the run | |
If we can hold them back | |
Then we' ll be number one | |
We have the final lap | |
The jump will be reveresed | |
Just play the second half | |
The way we played the first. Yeah! | |
Jackie, come and check the score. | |
I' ll be right back, guys. Don' t leave the floor | |
Peanuts! Popcorn! Have a ball! | |
Free of charge, kids. Take it all. | |
Free of charge? Is that for real? | |
Free of charge! | |
That' s some good deal! | |
Maybe we shouldn' t! | |
Maybe we should! | |
It may be bad! | |
And it may be good! | |
What if Jackie finds out? | |
Who' s going to tell? | |
Then, I guess we might as well! | |
So the Jacksons ate till the food was gone | |
While the cheerleaders cheered the two teams on. | |
Rebop, rebop, hootierootie zackie | |
Come on, Dream Team, let' s stop Jackie | |
Michael, Marlon, Tito, and Jermaine | |
We' ve got the brawn, we' ve got the brains! | |
Dream Team! Dream Team! | |
Fly high, fly high, fly high! | |
One two three, ABC, Do Re Mi | |
Man Alive! Ho ho ho! Ho ho ho! | |
Go go go! Jackson 5! | |
The whistle blew for the second half | |
The excitement filled the place. | |
You could tell both teams were all charged up | |
As they stood there face to face. | |
They dribbled, they passed, they faked, they shot | |
They moved with dazzling speed | |
But the two teams seemed so evenly matched | |
Neither one could hold the lead. | |
With 15 seconds left in the game | |
The Dream team led by one. | |
They knew if they could freeze the ball | |
The Jacksons would be done. | |
Just then the four young Jackson boys | |
Began to moan and groan | |
They dropped to the ground with bellyaches | |
Leaving Jackie standing alone. | |
Too much popcorn! Too many peanuts! | |
We had too much junk!" | |
We' re sorry, Jackie, we let you down! | |
It looks like the Jacksons are sunk! | |
The ref called time to remove the boys | |
" Game' s over!" he said. " You' re through!" | |
But Jackie said, " Look, I' ll play myself | |
If that' s what I have to do." | |
So the ref gave Jackie the ball and said: | |
" There' s time for one more play." | |
And Jackie said, " Well, that' s all I need. | |
I know I' ll find a way." | |
Jackie took the ball and started out | |
Way at the end of the court, | |
But he still had to get past five of the best | |
Who ever played the sport. | |
As the clock kept ticking the seconds away | |
No mistake could he afford | |
But he went all the way with a brilliant display | |
And as the buzzer went off, he scored! | |
All the fans in the stands went wild | |
When Jackie won the game | |
And the Dream Team said he played so well | |
He belonged in the Hall of Fame. | |
So the Jackson 5 ended up on top | |
And we thank them one and all | |
For not only did they beat the best | |
They also saved the game of basketball. |