社会人张仪

歌曲 社会人张仪
歌手 炸厕工作室
专辑 炸厕工作室2018年作品合集

歌词

滚动歌词制作：一个褶儿
[00:00.000] 作曲 : Fabolous
[00:00.693] 作词 : 当朝大学士
[00:02.80] 【张仪】得知老相国光临大秦
[00:05.27] 我特意请示了君上
[00:07.56] 把我大秦
[00:08.92] 最高歌姬
[00:10.20] 开放于老相国
[00:12.03] 【惠施】相邦不必……
[00:13.04] 【嬴驷】壮哉魏王
[00:15.82] 几十年来对外征战
[00:17.39] 屡战屡败 屡败
[00:21.27] 治国宝才误国误民
[00:22.83] 魏人捡到鬼了
[00:24.79] 嘿 嘿 嘿
[00:26.51] 雄才大略不思谋政
[00:28.15] 整日称王上瘾 上瘾 流啤
[00:32.78] 择日发兵拿下你河西 河西
[00:35.45] 咋啦 怕啦？
[00:38.18] 来日相王你还得牵马
[00:40.80] 哈哈 哈哈
[00:43.52] 哦 真开心
[00:45.19] 【惠施】在下领我王之意前来恳请贵国
[00:47.77] 我王再割十五城
[00:49.19] 以求国泰民安
[00:50.50] 还请相邦怜我百姓
[00:51.81] 悯我君王
[00:52.52] 免除生灵涂炭之苦
[00:53.79] 终成睦邻友好之福
[00:55.82] 【张仪】老相国要是这么说
[00:57.09] 我张仪可承受不起呀
[00:58.50] 打仗嘛
[00:59.20] 你打我我也打你呀
[01:00.52] 一个巴掌拍不响
[01:01.48] 现在魏国输了就一副可怜相
[01:03.41] 可这场仗明明是魏国挑起来的
[01:05.77] 【惠施】相邦
[01:06.48] 【张仪】魏国一直想要打秦国
[01:07.99] 也在不停地打
[01:09.24] 【惠施】河西一战
[01:09.89] 秦国斩我八万大军
[01:11.20] 尸骨成堆血流成河
[01:12.82] 魏国陡增无数孤寡
[01:14.48] 难道还是我魏国
[01:15.79] 欺负秦国不成
[01:16.82] 【张仪】
[01:17.17] 老相国这么掰扯旧账
[01:18.48] 张仪就奉陪到底了
[01:19.84] 河西一地明明是秦国的封地
[01:22.38] 魏国偏偏眼馋
[01:23.19] 秦国彼时弱小
[01:24.19] 封地被夺走了
[01:25.16] 百年来
[01:25.87] 秦人虽居秦地
[01:26.82] 却只能忍屈受辱
[01:27.84] 可是魏国为了强占
[01:29.10] 这一块肥沃的河西平原
[01:30.47] 为了锁住秦国
[01:31.53] 在秦国的领土上
[01:32.44] 烧杀掠夺
[01:33.15] 这些年来你们魏国
[01:34.46] 挑起的战事数不胜数
[01:35.77] 你们魏国所杀的无辜百姓
[01:37.40] 又何止八万
[01:38.46] 献公以来秦人下定决心
[01:40.13] 要夺回自己的土地
[01:41.19] 为的就是讨回尊严
[01:42.46] 让老百姓安居乐业
[01:43.82] 秦国屡败魏国
[01:45.05] 可魏国每每先假装割地求和
[01:46.77] 等到秦国退兵
[01:47.73] 撕毁协议赖着不走
[01:49.18] 秦国只能殊死一战
[01:50.50] 彻底断了贵国的念想
[01:51.92] 魏国觊觎别国领土
[01:53.18] 导致百姓白白牺牲
[01:54.49] 怪谁啊 怪谁啊
[01:55.76] 要怪就怪魏王
[01:57.17] 太黑心了太贪心了
[01:58.43] 太有野心了
[01:59.85] 【惠施】魏国屈膝求和
[02:01.11] 不敢讨价还价
[02:02.47] 【张仪】秦国可以不要贵国敬赠的十五城
[02:05.20] 而且还会重新归还占领的焦城曲沃
[02:07.84] 【惠施】贵国如此大方
[02:09.21] 究竟想要魏国何物
[02:10.62] 【张仪】秦国只是希望
[02:11.84] 魏王为秦王驭
[02:13.20] 【惠施】秦君相王检阅仪仗
[02:14.51] 让我王给你王牵马？！
[02:15.85] 【张仪】难不成我张仪
[02:17.01] 伤了老相国的自尊？
[02:18.48] 【惠施】个人尊严何足道哉
[02:19.84] 国家尊严断不可辱
[02:21.21] 【张仪】老相国只顾你国尊严
[02:22.52] 却不顾及秦君颜面
[02:23.89] 【惠施】此绝非等价交换
[02:25.15] 国家尊严无价
[02:26.48] 【张仪】当年魏国劫持秦君
[02:27.81] 迫其签订秦魏盟约
[02:29.18] 敢问
[02:29.78] 当年秦君尊严何价？！
[02:31.80] 秦君当然大度
[02:32.82] 大可不计前嫌
[02:33.84] 张仪忝为秦国相邦
[02:35.61] 一定要把面子挣挣挣挣回来
[02:37.53] 十年前
[02:37.93] 魏王撕破秦君的脸
[02:39.14] 今天秦君也要撕破魏王的脸
[02:41.15] 不成 不成 不成吗！
[02:42.51] 老相国何其愚钝
[02:43.77] 此仇秦君未曾忘记
[02:45.20] 大秦的臣民从未忘记
[02:46.46] 请老相国反躬自省
[02:47.82] 倘若贵国国君十年前便可称王
[02:50.50] 却被劫持且以死相逼
[02:51.87] 被迫签下丧权辱国的城下盟约
[02:53.84] 敢问
[02:54.49] 贵国国君会如何
[02:55.86] 倘若我国许婚贵国
[02:57.17] 而迎娶的新娘竟是刺客
[02:58.49] 敢问
[02:59.14] 贵国国君又会如何
[03:00.51] 啊？
[03:01.21] 老相国辅佐大半生的老魏王
[03:03.13] 伤天害理
[03:03.84] 不怕老天报复吗
[03:05.16] 可老天爷他瞎了眼
[03:06.47] 他就没睁开眼睛！
[03:07.88] 魏国自诩秦国不敢把你们怎么着了
[03:10.51] 可秦国如今和楚国
[03:11.87] 联姻联盟
[03:13.09] 那见风使舵的齐国还会帮你魏国吗
[03:15.47] 啊？
[03:15.87] 没人帮没人管的魏国就只有挨打的份儿
[03:18.51] 秦国可以打你魏国
[03:19.82] 一年两年三年五年
[03:21.18] 所以还请老相国明鉴
[03:22.54] 让魏王替秦王
[03:23.80] 牵马执镫
[03:24.96] 那不是撕你魏王的脸
[03:26.33] 那是长你魏王的脸
[03:27.84] 不然魏国亡也亡了
[03:29.16] 魏王的脸还往哪放
[03:31.33] 【惠施】在下明白了
[03:33.95] 魏国 亡啦！
[03:36.58] 【张仪】好
[03:38.40] 老相国不愧是老臣谋国啊
[03:41.52] 张仪佩服

拼音

gǔn dòng gē cí zhì zuò: yí gè zhě ér
[00:00.000] zuò qǔ : Fabolous
[00:00.693] zuò cí : dāng cháo dà xué shì
[00:02.80] zhāng yí dé zhī lǎo xiàng guó guāng lín dà qín
[00:05.27] wǒ tè yì qǐng shì le jūn shàng
[00:07.56] bǎ wǒ dà qín
[00:08.92] zuì gāo gē jī
[00:10.20] kāi fàng yú lǎo xiàng guó
[00:12.03] huì shī xiāng bāng bù bì
[00:13.04] yíng sì zhuàng zāi wèi wáng
[00:15.82] jǐ shí nián lái duì wài zhēng zhàn
[00:17.39] lǚ zhàn lǚ bài lǚ bài
[00:21.27] zhì guó bǎo cái wù guó wù mín
[00:22.83] wèi rén jiǎn dào guǐ le
[00:24.79] hēi hēi hēi
[00:26.51] xióng cái dà lüè bù sī móu zhèng
[00:28.15] zhěng rì chēng wáng shàng yǐn shàng yǐn liú pí
[00:32.78] zé rì fā bīng ná xià nǐ hé xī hé xī
[00:35.45] zǎ la pà la?
[00:38.18] lái rì xiāng wáng nǐ hái dé qiān mǎ
[00:40.80] hā hā hā hā
[00:43.52] ó zhēn kāi xīn
[00:45.19] huì shī zài xià lǐng wǒ wáng zhī yì qián lái kěn qǐng guì guó
[00:47.77] wǒ wáng zài gē shí wǔ chéng
[00:49.19] yǐ qiú guó tài mín ān
[00:50.50] hái qǐng xiāng bāng lián wǒ bǎi xìng
[00:51.81] mǐn wǒ jūn wáng
[00:52.52] miǎn chú shēng líng tú tàn zhī kǔ
[00:53.79] zhōng chéng mù lín yǒu hǎo zhī fú
[00:55.82] zhāng yí lǎo xiàng guó yào shì zhè me shuō
[00:57.09] wǒ zhāng yí kě chéng shòu bù qǐ ya
[00:58.50] dǎ zhàng ma
[00:59.20] nǐ dǎ wǒ wǒ yě dǎ nǐ ya
[01:00.52] yí gè bā zhǎng pāi bù xiǎng
[01:01.48] xiàn zài wèi guó shū le jiù yī fù kě lián xiāng
[01:03.41] kě zhè chǎng zhàng míng míng shì wèi guó tiǎo qǐ lái de
[01:05.77] huì shī xiāng bāng
[01:06.48] zhāng yí wèi guó yī zhí xiǎng yào dǎ qín guó
[01:07.99] yě zài bù tíng dì dǎ
[01:09.24] huì shī hé xī yī zhàn
[01:09.89] qín guó zhǎn wǒ bā wàn dà jūn
[01:11.20] shī gǔ chéng duī xuè liú chéng hé
[01:12.82] wèi guó dǒu zēng wú shù gū guǎ
[01:14.48] nán dào hái shì wǒ wèi guó
[01:15.79] qī fù qín guó bù chéng
[01:16.82] zhāng yí
[01:17.17] lǎo xiàng guó zhè me bāi che jiù zhàng
[01:18.48] zhāng yí jiù fèng péi dào dǐ le
[01:19.84] hé xī yī dì míng míng shì qín guó de fēng dì
[01:22.38] wèi guó piān piān yǎn chán
[01:23.19] qín guó bǐ shí ruò xiǎo
[01:24.19] fēng dì bèi duó zǒu le
[01:25.16] bǎi nián lái
[01:25.87] qín rén suī jū qín dì
[01:26.82] què zhǐ néng rěn qū shòu rǔ
[01:27.84] kě shì wèi guó wèi le qiáng zhàn
[01:29.10] zhè yí kuài féi wò de hé xī píng yuán
[01:30.47] wèi le suǒ zhù qín guó
[01:31.53] zài qín guó de lǐng tǔ shàng
[01:32.44] shāo shā lüě duó
[01:33.15] zhèi xiē nián lái nǐ men wèi guó
[01:34.46] tiǎo qǐ de zhàn shì shǔ bù shèng shǔ
[01:35.77] nǐ men wèi guó suǒ shā de wú gū bǎi xìng
[01:37.40] yòu hé zhǐ bā wàn
[01:38.46] xiàn gōng yǐ lái qín rén xià dìng jué xīn
[01:40.13] yào duó huí zì jǐ de tǔ dì
[01:41.19] wèi de jiù shì tǎo huí zūn yán
[01:42.46] ràng lǎo bǎi xìng ān jū lè yè
[01:43.82] qín guó lǚ bài wèi guó
[01:45.05] kě wèi guó měi měi xiān jiǎ zhuāng gē dì qiú hé
[01:46.77] děng dào qín guó tuì bīng
[01:47.73] sī huǐ xié yì lài zhe bù zǒu
[01:49.18] qín guó zhǐ néng shū sǐ yī zhàn
[01:50.50] chè dǐ duàn le guì guó de niàn xiǎng
[01:51.92] wèi guó jì yú bié guó lǐng tǔ
[01:53.18] dǎo zhì bǎi xìng bái bái xī shēng
[01:54.49] guài shuí a guài shuí a
[01:55.76] yào guài jiù guài wèi wáng
[01:57.17] tài hēi xīn le tài tān xīn le
[01:58.43] tài yǒu yě xīn le
[01:59.85] huì shī wèi guó qū xī qiú hé
[02:01.11] bù gǎn tǎo jià huán jià
[02:02.47] zhāng yí qín guó kě yǐ bú yào guì guó jìng zèng de shí wǔ chéng
[02:05.20] ér qiě hái huì chóng xīn guī huán zhàn lǐng de jiāo chéng qǔ wò
[02:07.84] huì shī guì guó rú cǐ dà fāng
[02:09.21] jiū jìng xiǎng yào wèi guó hé wù
[02:10.62] zhāng yí qín guó zhǐ shì xī wàng
[02:11.84] wèi wáng wèi qín wáng yù
[02:13.20] huì shī qín jūn xiāng wáng jiǎn yuè yí zhàng
[02:14.51] ràng wǒ wáng gěi nǐ wáng qiān mǎ?!
[02:15.85] zhāng yí nán bù chéng wǒ zhāng yí
[02:17.01] shāng le lǎo xiàng guó de zì zūn?
[02:18.48] huì shī gè rén zūn yán hé zú dào zāi
[02:19.84] guó jiā zūn yán duàn bù kě rǔ
[02:21.21] zhāng yí lǎo xiàng guó zhǐ gù nǐ guó zūn yán
[02:22.52] què bù gù jí qín jūn yán miàn
[02:23.89] huì shī cǐ jué fēi děng jià jiāo huàn
[02:25.15] guó jiā zūn yán wú jià
[02:26.48] zhāng yí dāng nián wèi guó jié chí qín jūn
[02:27.81] pò qí qiān dìng qín wèi méng yuē
[02:29.18] gǎn wèn
[02:29.78] dāng nián qín jūn zūn yán hé jià?!
[02:31.80] qín jūn dāng rán dà dù
[02:32.82] dà kě bù jì qián xián
[02:33.84] zhāng yí tiǎn wèi qín guó xiāng bāng
[02:35.61] yí dìng yào bǎ miàn zi zhēng zhēng zhēng zhēng huí lái
[02:37.53] shí nián qián
[02:37.93] wèi wáng sī pò qín jūn de liǎn
[02:39.14] jīn tiān qín jūn yě yào sī pò wèi wáng de liǎn
[02:41.15] bù chéng bù chéng bù chéng ma!
[02:42.51] lǎo xiàng guó hé qí yú dùn
[02:43.77] cǐ chóu qín jūn wèi zēng wàng jì
[02:45.20] dà qín de chén mín cóng wèi wàng jì
[02:46.46] qǐng lǎo xiàng guó fǎn gōng zì xǐng
[02:47.82] tǎng ruò guì guó guó jūn shí nián qián biàn kě chēng wáng
[02:50.50] què bèi jié chí qiě yǐ sǐ xiāng bī
[02:51.87] bèi pò qiān xià sàng quán rǔ guó de chéng xià méng yuē
[02:53.84] gǎn wèn
[02:54.49] guì guó guó jūn huì rú hé
[02:55.86] tǎng ruò wǒ guó xǔ hūn guì guó
[02:57.17] ér yíng qǔ de xīn niáng jìng shì cì kè
[02:58.49] gǎn wèn
[02:59.14] guì guó guó jūn yòu huì rú hé
[03:00.51] a?
[03:01.21] lǎo xiàng guó fǔ zuǒ dà bàn shēng de lǎo wèi wáng
[03:03.13] shāng tiān hài lǐ
[03:03.84] bù pà lǎo tiān bào fù ma
[03:05.16] kě lǎo tiān yé tā xiā le yǎn
[03:06.47] tā jiù méi zhēng kāi yǎn jīng!
[03:07.88] wèi guó zì xǔ qín guó bù gǎn bǎ nǐ men zěn me zhāo le
[03:10.51] kě qín guó rú jīn hé chǔ guó
[03:11.87] lián yīn lián méng
[03:13.09] nà jiàn fēng shǐ duò de qí guó hái huì bāng nǐ wèi guó ma
[03:15.47] a?
[03:15.87] méi rén bāng méi rén guǎn de wèi guó jiù zhǐ yǒu ái dǎ de fèn ér
[03:18.51] qín guó kě yǐ dǎ nǐ wèi guó
[03:19.82] yī nián liǎng nián sān nián wǔ nián
[03:21.18] suǒ yǐ huán qǐng lǎo xiàng guó míng jiàn
[03:22.54] ràng wèi wáng tì qín wáng
[03:23.80] qiān mǎ zhí dèng
[03:24.96] nà bú shì sī nǐ wèi wáng de liǎn
[03:26.33] nà shi zhǎng nǐ wèi wáng de liǎn
[03:27.84] bù rán wèi guó wáng yě wáng le
[03:29.16] wèi wáng de liǎn hái wǎng nǎ fàng
[03:31.33] huì shī zài xià míng bái le
[03:33.95] wèi guó wáng la!
[03:36.58] zhāng yí hǎo
[03:38.40] lǎo xiàng guó bù kuì shì lǎo chén móu guó a
[03:41.52] zhāng yí pèi fú