| 歌曲 | Laughing Song |
| 歌手 | The Residents |
| 专辑 | Duck Stab, Buster & Glen |
| An oily ole egg with a red peg leg | |
| Thought a porquepine was his daughter | |
| But he soon found out | |
| That she had the gout | |
| And often would wink underwater | |
| HA HA HA HA HA HA HA | |
| HO HO HO HO HO HO HO | |
| HE HE HE HE HE HE HE | |
| HA HA HA HA HA HA HA | |
| A red red rose saw a big pig pose | |
| On the edge of a silver dollar | |
| The end of his tail | |
| Was a long-necked nail | |
| And in place of his face was a scholar |