| 歌曲 | The Lighter Side of Dating |
| 歌手 | The Monochrome Set |
| 专辑 | Strange Boutique |
| 作曲 : Bid, Square | |
| Monster multispeed vibrator | |
| Eveready PP3 | |
| Coffee, ginseng, percolator | |
| Love cream and vitamin E | |
| Get hip, unzip your lip and flip out now | |
| Allow your jowl a howl and rip out now | |
| Miss Universe is not averse | |
| To bisexuality | |
| I think abortion is a caution | |
| And I like to ski | |
| Arab strap, 10" erection | |
| Vacuum pumps and padded pants | |
| Carrot juice for the complexion | |
| Stud 100, chocolate ants | |
| Get smart, and start to tart your heart with art | |
| Spread out your head and educate your parts | |
| Miss Solar System, when asked to list them | |
| Said she had no men | |
| I'm still a virgin, with no urge in | |
| Vote for my hymen | |
| Karma Sutra, Perfumed Garden | |
| Shave the legs to smooth from rough | |
| Esteé Lauder, Chanel, Arden | |
| Eyebrow pencil, powder puff | |
| Get high, untie your thigh and fly, Lotte | |
| Submerge in a dirge and emerge potty | |
| In silver bells and little else | |
| I wiggle and I sway | |
| I'll either be a Penthouse Pet | |
| Or an easy lay |
| zuò qǔ : Bid, Square | |
| Monster multispeed vibrator | |
| Eveready PP3 | |
| Coffee, ginseng, percolator | |
| Love cream and vitamin E | |
| Get hip, unzip your lip and flip out now | |
| Allow your jowl a howl and rip out now | |
| Miss Universe is not averse | |
| To bisexuality | |
| I think abortion is a caution | |
| And I like to ski | |
| Arab strap, 10" erection | |
| Vacuum pumps and padded pants | |
| Carrot juice for the complexion | |
| Stud 100, chocolate ants | |
| Get smart, and start to tart your heart with art | |
| Spread out your head and educate your parts | |
| Miss Solar System, when asked to list them | |
| Said she had no men | |
| I' m still a virgin, with no urge in | |
| Vote for my hymen | |
| Karma Sutra, Perfumed Garden | |
| Shave the legs to smooth from rough | |
| Esteé Lauder, Chanel, Arden | |
| Eyebrow pencil, powder puff | |
| Get high, untie your thigh and fly, Lotte | |
| Submerge in a dirge and emerge potty | |
| In silver bells and little else | |
| I wiggle and I sway | |
| I' ll either be a Penthouse Pet | |
| Or an easy lay |