歌曲 | Robot Bar Fight |
歌手 | Your Favorite Martian |
专辑 | Robot Bar Fight |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight | |
Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight | |
Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight | |
Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight | |
I remember I used to serve drinks at this local joint | |
Cause I was broke but my focal point was | |
This wasn’t no regular bar | |
It was a spot where robots were ready to spar | |
And one night Megatron rolled in | |
He ordered Pennzoil | |
Drank it straight from a can | |
His plan was to go and get wasted again | |
Standing next to Megaman with a drink in his hand | |
Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight (Have you ever seen them?) | |
Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight (You ain’t never seen them) | |
Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight (You ain’t never seen them) | |
Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight | |
Now Megatron was | |
Rambunctious, hoping to lay | |
That lady from the Jetsons, Rosie the Maid | |
He said, “Hey, baby. Can I lube your parts? | |
We can put our metal together, produce a spark.” | |
Now, she was praying for a man to defend her from the offender | |
Her friend Bender walked in and wopped, clocked, socked him in the jaw | |
Then he saw Dr. Robotnik | |
And Robotnik was about to attack | |
And Terminator grabbed a bottle sayin’ “I’ll be back.” | |
Cause he knew Megatron for a couple of years | |
Hit Bender with the bottle and it busted his gears | |
Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight (Have you ever seen them?) | |
Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight (You ain’t never seen them) | |
Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight (You ain’t never seen them) | |
Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight | |
Now Marvin the Paranoid Android was startled, right | |
And he screamed, “It’s a robot bar fight.” | |
And Robocop busted in to stop ‘em | |
Started shooting at Robotnik | |
Blaka! Blaka! | |
Bullet hit Robotnik in the esophagus | |
One grazed the shoulder of Maria from Metropolis | |
Before Robocop could say he was sorry | |
In jumped her boyfriend Wall-E | |
Wall-E rolled up, pretty upset | |
Took Robocop’s gun, pistol-whipped him in the neck | |
And everybody ran. | |
He was fixin’ to shoot at R2 and C3PO kissin’ in a booth | |
Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight (Have you ever seen them?) | |
Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight (You ain’t never seen them) | |
Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight (You ain’t never seen them) | |
Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight | |
Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight (Have you ever seen them?) | |
Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight (You ain’t never seen them) | |
Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight (You ain’t never seen them) | |
Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight | |
Once Wall-E got the gat, he went crazy and snapped | |
He had everybody trapped, and he started to cap | |
Every single robot left in the place | |
Even that goofy bastard from Lost in Space | |
Wall-E paused for a moment for a re-up | |
So I fled out the back with Maria | |
She wasn’t hurt except a scratch on her shoulder | |
So I took her back to my home and I boned her | |
Or maybe I just make all that up |
Oh snap! It' s a robot bar fight | |
Oh no! It' s a robot bar fight | |
Oh snap! It' s a robot bar fight | |
Oh no! It' s a robot bar fight | |
I remember I used to serve drinks at this local joint | |
Cause I was broke but my focal point was | |
This wasn' t no regular bar | |
It was a spot where robots were ready to spar | |
And one night Megatron rolled in | |
He ordered Pennzoil | |
Drank it straight from a can | |
His plan was to go and get wasted again | |
Standing next to Megaman with a drink in his hand | |
Oh snap! It' s a robot bar fight Have you ever seen them? | |
Oh no! It' s a robot bar fight You ain' t never seen them | |
Oh snap! It' s a robot bar fight You ain' t never seen them | |
Oh no! It' s a robot bar fight | |
Now Megatron was | |
Rambunctious, hoping to lay | |
That lady from the Jetsons, Rosie the Maid | |
He said, " Hey, baby. Can I lube your parts? | |
We can put our metal together, produce a spark." | |
Now, she was praying for a man to defend her from the offender | |
Her friend Bender walked in and wopped, clocked, socked him in the jaw | |
Then he saw Dr. Robotnik | |
And Robotnik was about to attack | |
And Terminator grabbed a bottle sayin' " I' ll be back." | |
Cause he knew Megatron for a couple of years | |
Hit Bender with the bottle and it busted his gears | |
Oh snap! It' s a robot bar fight Have you ever seen them? | |
Oh no! It' s a robot bar fight You ain' t never seen them | |
Oh snap! It' s a robot bar fight You ain' t never seen them | |
Oh no! It' s a robot bar fight | |
Now Marvin the Paranoid Android was startled, right | |
And he screamed, " It' s a robot bar fight." | |
And Robocop busted in to stop ' em | |
Started shooting at Robotnik | |
Blaka! Blaka! | |
Bullet hit Robotnik in the esophagus | |
One grazed the shoulder of Maria from Metropolis | |
Before Robocop could say he was sorry | |
In jumped her boyfriend WallE | |
WallE rolled up, pretty upset | |
Took Robocop' s gun, pistolwhipped him in the neck | |
And everybody ran. | |
He was fixin' to shoot at R2 and C3PO kissin' in a booth | |
Oh snap! It' s a robot bar fight Have you ever seen them? | |
Oh no! It' s a robot bar fight You ain' t never seen them | |
Oh snap! It' s a robot bar fight You ain' t never seen them | |
Oh no! It' s a robot bar fight | |
Oh snap! It' s a robot bar fight Have you ever seen them? | |
Oh no! It' s a robot bar fight You ain' t never seen them | |
Oh snap! It' s a robot bar fight You ain' t never seen them | |
Oh no! It' s a robot bar fight | |
Once WallE got the gat, he went crazy and snapped | |
He had everybody trapped, and he started to cap | |
Every single robot left in the place | |
Even that goofy bastard from Lost in Space | |
WallE paused for a moment for a reup | |
So I fled out the back with Maria | |
She wasn' t hurt except a scratch on her shoulder | |
So I took her back to my home and I boned her | |
Or maybe I just make all that up |
Oh snap! It' s a robot bar fight | |
Oh no! It' s a robot bar fight | |
Oh snap! It' s a robot bar fight | |
Oh no! It' s a robot bar fight | |
I remember I used to serve drinks at this local joint | |
Cause I was broke but my focal point was | |
This wasn' t no regular bar | |
It was a spot where robots were ready to spar | |
And one night Megatron rolled in | |
He ordered Pennzoil | |
Drank it straight from a can | |
His plan was to go and get wasted again | |
Standing next to Megaman with a drink in his hand | |
Oh snap! It' s a robot bar fight Have you ever seen them? | |
Oh no! It' s a robot bar fight You ain' t never seen them | |
Oh snap! It' s a robot bar fight You ain' t never seen them | |
Oh no! It' s a robot bar fight | |
Now Megatron was | |
Rambunctious, hoping to lay | |
That lady from the Jetsons, Rosie the Maid | |
He said, " Hey, baby. Can I lube your parts? | |
We can put our metal together, produce a spark." | |
Now, she was praying for a man to defend her from the offender | |
Her friend Bender walked in and wopped, clocked, socked him in the jaw | |
Then he saw Dr. Robotnik | |
And Robotnik was about to attack | |
And Terminator grabbed a bottle sayin' " I' ll be back." | |
Cause he knew Megatron for a couple of years | |
Hit Bender with the bottle and it busted his gears | |
Oh snap! It' s a robot bar fight Have you ever seen them? | |
Oh no! It' s a robot bar fight You ain' t never seen them | |
Oh snap! It' s a robot bar fight You ain' t never seen them | |
Oh no! It' s a robot bar fight | |
Now Marvin the Paranoid Android was startled, right | |
And he screamed, " It' s a robot bar fight." | |
And Robocop busted in to stop ' em | |
Started shooting at Robotnik | |
Blaka! Blaka! | |
Bullet hit Robotnik in the esophagus | |
One grazed the shoulder of Maria from Metropolis | |
Before Robocop could say he was sorry | |
In jumped her boyfriend WallE | |
WallE rolled up, pretty upset | |
Took Robocop' s gun, pistolwhipped him in the neck | |
And everybody ran. | |
He was fixin' to shoot at R2 and C3PO kissin' in a booth | |
Oh snap! It' s a robot bar fight Have you ever seen them? | |
Oh no! It' s a robot bar fight You ain' t never seen them | |
Oh snap! It' s a robot bar fight You ain' t never seen them | |
Oh no! It' s a robot bar fight | |
Oh snap! It' s a robot bar fight Have you ever seen them? | |
Oh no! It' s a robot bar fight You ain' t never seen them | |
Oh snap! It' s a robot bar fight You ain' t never seen them | |
Oh no! It' s a robot bar fight | |
Once WallE got the gat, he went crazy and snapped | |
He had everybody trapped, and he started to cap | |
Every single robot left in the place | |
Even that goofy bastard from Lost in Space | |
WallE paused for a moment for a reup | |
So I fled out the back with Maria | |
She wasn' t hurt except a scratch on her shoulder | |
So I took her back to my home and I boned her | |
Or maybe I just make all that up |