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Hey, Mr. Burns. You thought your money could buy you the world. |
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I said hey there, Mr. Burns. I happen to notice that you don't have a girl. |
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Smithers loves you, Burns. Why do you ignore him? |
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You gotta keep up the rapport like it's too important |
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Instead of running away, you should move in toward him. |
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But you keep him at the border like the dude is foreign. |
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We know you're straight, dude. I really hate to |
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Say there's no way anyone else would date you. |
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Straight out the gay scene. How do you face him |
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Knowing he wants to be your Malibu Stacy? |
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All he ever wanted to do was spend a little time with you. |
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Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns. |
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You know you're worth more to him than all the money you spend. |
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Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns. |
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Hey, Mr. Burns. I'm thinking maybe you should give him a chance. |
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I said hey there, Mr. Burns. Yeah, so what if he's a man. |
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We know you're blind, old man, but you can hear me talking. |
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You're always home alone. You ain't Macaulay Culkin. |
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You ain't a Flintstone. Pay no mind |
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To the fact that Smithers wants to have a gay old time. |
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And while relationships have their twists and turns, |
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You know he'll never leave you. Don't you, Mr. Burns. |
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So you should give him a shot, and maybe help the guy, |
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And you can make relations Santa's Little Helper style. |
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All he ever wanted to do was spend a little time with you. |
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Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns. |
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You know you're worth more to him than all the money you spend. |
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Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns |
