歌曲 | The Stereotypes Song |
歌手 | Your Favorite Martian |
专辑 | The Stereotypes Song |
[00:01.10] | I've always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous |
[00:04.39] | So I wrote a song about it and it goes a little something like this |
[00:09.06] | I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn |
[00:14.59] | And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes |
[00:22.15] | Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl |
[00:27.86] | And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes |
[00:34.61] | I love those fat Americans. |
[00:36.80] | You know they're so obnoxious |
[00:38.44] | They're always eating burgers. |
[00:40.03] | They're always holding shotguns. |
[00:41.72] | And I love Mexicans. The way they mow my lawn. |
[00:45.08] | They all got 100 kids 'cause they don't know how to put a condom on. |
[00:48.35] | Uh huh. 'Cause that's the way they role. |
[00:51.44] | You've got to go big like an Israeli nose. |
[00:54.77] | If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy |
[00:57.70] | They're out of control like a Chinese driver. |
[01:01.61] | I love the Middle East, but how do they handle |
[01:04.58] | Rockin' burkas while they're riding camels. |
[01:07.79] | I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they're cool, but |
[01:10.91] | They're always high, so don't let them fool ya. |
[01:14.50] | And I love them Puerto Ricans, |
[01:17.80] | Even though they wash their ass about once a weekend. |
[01:21.72] | I'm just joking. If you didn't know then |
[01:24.59] | You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland. |
[01:28.32] | I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn |
[01:34.04] | And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes |
[01:41.63] | Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl |
[01:47.08] | And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes |
[01:54.55] | Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell |
[01:57.25] | If you love the outback redneck Australians, |
[02:00.52] | And the crooked teeth of an English dude |
[02:03.70] | Or those creepy Italians who think they're smooth. |
[02:07.58] | And how could anyone hate the French. |
[02:10.54] | Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits. |
[02:13.74] | Brazilian girls is what you want, |
[02:17.39] | |
[02:21.37] | I love Africans, but hold up a second. |
[02:24.04] | National Geographic says they're all butt-naked. |
[02:27.22] | Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes. |
[02:30.35] | They've disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose. |
[02:33.47] | Uh oh! They're all on my checklist, |
[02:37.20] | Even Russian guys who drink vodka for breakfast. |
[02:40.46] | They're stereotypes, and if you believe them, |
[02:43.63] | Then your brain is small like a Korean's penis. |
[02:47.73] | I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn |
[02:53.44] | And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes |
[03:00.93] | Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl |
[03:06.52] | And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes |
[03:13.75] | I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep. |
[03:17.14] | I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep. |
[03:20.58] | I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep. |
[03:23.92] | I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep. |
[03:29.75] | They hump sheep. |
[03:32.72] | They hump sheep. |
[03:36.05] | They hump sheep. |
[03:40.41] | I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn |
[03:46.32] | And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes |
[03:53.95] | Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl |
[03:59.55] | And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes |
[04:06.45] | I’m just playing. You know I love you guys. |
[04:09.73] | But seriously don’t hump any sheep. |
[04:13.26] |
[00:01.10] | I' ve always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous |
[00:04.39] | So I wrote a song about it and it goes a little something like this |
[00:09.06] | I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn |
[00:14.59] | And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes |
[00:22.15] | Let' s come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl |
[00:27.86] | And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes |
[00:34.61] | I love those fat Americans. |
[00:36.80] | You know they' re so obnoxious |
[00:38.44] | They' re always eating burgers. |
[00:40.03] | They' re always holding shotguns. |
[00:41.72] | And I love Mexicans. The way they mow my lawn. |
[00:45.08] | They all got 100 kids ' cause they don' t know how to put a condom on. |
[00:48.35] | Uh huh. ' Cause that' s the way they role. |
[00:51.44] | You' ve got to go big like an Israeli nose. |
[00:54.77] | If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy |
[00:57.70] | They' re out of control like a Chinese driver. |
[01:01.61] | I love the Middle East, but how do they handle |
[01:04.58] | Rockin' burkas while they' re riding camels. |
[01:07.79] | I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they' re cool, but |
[01:10.91] | They' re always high, so don' t let them fool ya. |
[01:14.50] | And I love them Puerto Ricans, |
[01:17.80] | Even though they wash their ass about once a weekend. |
[01:21.72] | I' m just joking. If you didn' t know then |
[01:24.59] | You' re a little slow and you' re probably from Poland. |
[01:28.32] | I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn |
[01:34.04] | And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes |
[01:41.63] | Let' s come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl |
[01:47.08] | And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes |
[01:54.55] | Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell |
[01:57.25] | If you love the outback redneck Australians, |
[02:00.52] | And the crooked teeth of an English dude |
[02:03.70] | Or those creepy Italians who think they' re smooth. |
[02:07.58] | And how could anyone hate the French. |
[02:10.54] | Yeah, I know their hairy women don' t shave their pits. |
[02:13.74] | Brazilian girls is what you want, |
[02:17.39] | |
[02:21.37] | I love Africans, but hold up a second. |
[02:24.04] | National Geographic says they' re all buttnaked. |
[02:27.22] | Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes. |
[02:30.35] | They' ve disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose. |
[02:33.47] | Uh oh! They' re all on my checklist, |
[02:37.20] | Even Russian guys who drink vodka for breakfast. |
[02:40.46] | They' re stereotypes, and if you believe them, |
[02:43.63] | Then your brain is small like a Korean' s penis. |
[02:47.73] | I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn |
[02:53.44] | And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes |
[03:00.93] | Let' s come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl |
[03:06.52] | And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes |
[03:13.75] | I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep. |
[03:17.14] | I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep. |
[03:20.58] | I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep. |
[03:23.92] | I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep. |
[03:29.75] | They hump sheep. |
[03:32.72] | They hump sheep. |
[03:36.05] | They hump sheep. |
[03:40.41] | I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn |
[03:46.32] | And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes |
[03:53.95] | Let' s come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl |
[03:59.55] | And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes |
[04:06.45] | I' m just playing. You know I love you guys. |
[04:09.73] | But seriously don' t hump any sheep. |
[04:13.26] |
[00:01.10] | wǒ yī zhí jué de kè bǎn yìn xiàng shén me dí zhēn de hěn gǎo xiào |
[00:04.39] | suǒ yǐ wǒ xiě le guān yú zhè gè de gē dà gài shì zhè yàng de zǒu qǐ |
[00:09.06] | wǒ jué de wǒ duì nǐ de ài bǐ rì běn rén duì chù shǒu xì xiǎo huáng piān er de ài hái kuáng rè |
[00:14.59] | ràng wǒ men suí chéng jiàn yì qǐ yáo bǎi yáo bǎi yáo bǎi |
[00:22.15] | wǒ men tiān xià dà tóng ba jiù xiàng yìn dì ān nǚ hái de yī zì méi yí yàng jǐn mì xiāng lián |
[00:27.86] | ràng wǒ men suí chéng jiàn yì qǐ yáo bǎi yáo bǎi yáo bǎi |
[00:34.61] | wǒ chāo ài nèi xiē yuán rùn de měi guó lǎo |
[00:36.80] | nǐ zào tā men duō tǎo xián me |
[00:38.44] | tā men chéng tiān kěn zhe hàn bǎo |
[00:40.03] | tā men chéng tiān tí liè qiāng |
[00:41.72] | wǒ ài mò xī gē rén bāng wǒ jiā chú cǎo de yàng zi |
[00:45.08] | tā men měi jiā yǒu yī bǎi gè xiǎo pì hái ér yīn wèi tā men bú huì dài tào |
[00:48.35] | ā hā tā men jiù shì jiàng zǐ a |
[00:51.44] | nǐ de dǎn zi yào xiàng yǐ sè liè rén de bí zi nà me dà |
[00:54.77] | rú guǒ nǐ gěi ài ěr lán rén mǎi yī pǐn tuō niú nǎi |
[00:57.70] | tā men jiù huì xiàng zhōng guó sī jī nà yàng fēng kuáng shī kòng |
[01:01.61] | wǒ ài zhōng dōng rén dàn shì tā men shì rú hé zuò dào |
[01:04.58] | bǎ zì jǐ guǒ dé xiàng gè mù nǎi yī què néng qí luò tuó |
[01:07.79] | wǒ ài yá mǎi jiā rén tā men dí què hěn kù xuàn dàn shì |
[01:10.91] | tā men róng yì wán hāi suǒ yǐ qiān wàn bié ràng tā men zhěng gǔ nǐ |
[01:14.50] | wǒ ài nèi xiē bō duō lí gè rén |
[01:17.80] | suī rán tā men yī zhōu cái xǐ yī cì jīn guì de dìng |
[01:21.72] | wǒ zhǐ shì zài kāi wán xiào rú guǒ nǐ méi yǒu get dào diǎn |
[01:24.59] | nà nǐ shì yǒu diǎn dāi jiù xiàng chǔn méng de bō lán rén |
[01:28.32] | wǒ jué de wǒ duì nǐ de ài bǐ rì běn rén duì chù shǒu xì xiǎo huáng piān er de ài hái kuáng rè |
[01:34.04] | ràng wǒ men suí chéng jiàn yì qǐ yáo bǎi yáo bǎi yáo bǎi |
[01:41.63] | wǒ men tiān xià dà tóng ba jiù xiàng yìn dì ān nǚ hái de yī zì méi yí yàng jǐn mì xiāng lián |
[01:47.08] | ràng wǒ men suí chéng jiàn yì qǐ yáo bǎi yáo bǎi yáo bǎi |
[01:54.55] | ō yé ràng wǒ tīng jiàn nǐ de huān hū |
[01:57.25] | rú guǒ nǐ ài shēn jū dà lù de hóng bó zi ào dà lì yà rén |
[02:00.52] | ài yīng gé lán gē men r nà yī zuǐ wāi yá |
[02:03.70] | huò zhě ài zì rèn yōu yǎ de yì dà lì guài tāi |
[02:07.58] | nà yě xǔ jiù bú huì tǎo yàn fǎ guó rén le |
[02:10.54] | nǐ zào nèi xiē duō máo de nǚ rén jìng rán bù tì yè máo miē |
[02:13.74] | bā xī nǚ hái shì nǐ de cài |
[02:17.39] | Walking around town with that badunkadunk. tā men zǒu qǐ lù lái xiōng qián duang duang duang |
[02:21.37] | wǒ ài fēi zhōu rén dàn shì děng yī xià |
[02:24.04] | guó jiā dì lǐ zá zhì shuō tā men zǒng shì guāng pì gǔ |
[02:27.22] | luǒ lù de xiōng xià chuí zhe tā men dào dǐ duì zì jǐ de yī fú zuò le shà |
[02:30.35] | tā men xiàng bái fěn yí yàng xiāo shī zài gē lún bǐ yà rén de bí zi lǐ |
[02:33.47] | a ó tā men dōu zài wǒ de míng dān shàng |
[02:37.20] | hái yǒu nèi xiē yòng fú dì jiā dāng zǎo cān de lǎo máo zǐ |
[02:40.46] | tā men jiù shì zhè yàng de xíng xiàng rú guǒ nǐ xiāng xìn zhè gè de huà |
[02:43.63] | nà nǐ de nǎo rén jiù xiàng hán guó rén de XX yí yàng xiǎo |
[02:47.73] | wǒ jué de wǒ duì nǐ de ài bǐ rì běn rén duì chù shǒu xì xiǎo huáng piān er de ài hái kuáng rè |
[02:53.44] | ràng wǒ men suí chéng jiàn yì qǐ yáo bǎi yáo bǎi yáo bǎi |
[03:00.93] | wǒ men tiān xià dà tóng ba jiù xiàng yìn dì ān nǚ hái de yī zì méi yí yàng jǐn mì xiāng lián |
[03:06.52] | ràng wǒ men suí chéng jiàn yì qǐ yáo bǎi yáo bǎi yáo bǎi |
[03:13.75] | wǒ ài sū gé lán rén jí biàn tā men wán" yáng zhèn" |
[03:17.14] | wǒ ài sū gé lán rén jí biàn tā men wán" yáng zhèn" |
[03:20.58] | wǒ ài sū gé lán rén jí biàn tā men wán" yáng zhèn" |
[03:23.92] | wǒ ài sū gé lán rén jí biàn tā men wán" yáng zhèn" |
[03:29.75] | tā men wán" yáng zhèn" |
[03:32.72] | tā men wán" yáng zhèn" |
[03:36.05] | tā men wán" yáng zhèn" |
[03:40.41] | wǒ jué de wǒ duì nǐ de ài bǐ rì běn rén duì chù shǒu xì xiǎo huáng piān er de ài hái kuáng rè |
[03:46.32] | ràng wǒ men suí chéng jiàn yì qǐ yáo bǎi yáo bǎi yáo bǎi |
[03:53.95] | wǒ men tiān xià dà tóng ba jiù xiàng yìn dì ān nǚ hái de yī zì méi yí yàng jǐn mì xiāng lián |
[03:59.55] | ràng wǒ men suí chéng jiàn yì qǐ yáo bǎi yáo bǎi yáo bǎi |
[04:06.45] | wǒ jiù kāi gè wán xiào qí shí wǒ chāo ài nǐ men de |
[04:09.73] | dàn jiǎng zhēn yáng zhèn shén me de hái shì bié shì le |
[04:13.26] |