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It was a Friday night and I wanted to go out to a brand new club in town, a discotheque I'd heard about through a friend of mine, who told me the place was a circus act for sure, and then we rolled up and saw Koopa working at the door! |
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He waved us in and we randomly met the Mr. Hannibal Lector; he was handling records in the DJ booth, asking which was the best selection to make an impression on the Wicked Witch of the West. |
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And the Witch was booty-dancin' with Manson and Gannon, right next to Side Show Bob being shot from Blackbeard's cannon. That's when I knew that tonight I'd be chillin' up in the dance club, partying with all these villains. |
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I can't keep partying 'round. Keep partying 'round. Keep partying, partying, partying. |
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I can't keep partying 'round. Keep partying 'round. Keep partying with all these villains. |
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All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. |
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Catwoman and Harley Quinn, I swear I saw those hoes kiss, I laughed at Jason Voorhees rockin' glowsticks. |
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And Dr. Octopus was also getting physical with Ursula; the two were making out and touching tentacles. |
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Then Voldemort greeted Vader with a fist pound; they were checking out Mystique's ass next to Chris Brown. |
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CHRIS BROWN??? Somebody needs to throw that guy out of the club, seriously! |
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And Megatron, he was getting it on, he was drawing a crowd, and they were calling out loud like: |
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"Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go! Go! Go! Go!" |
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I looked up and saw Venom doing Jager Bombs on the ceiling. That's when I knew that I'd be partying with all these villains. |
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I can't keep partying 'round. Keep partying 'round. Keep partying, partying, partying. |
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I can't keep partying 'round. Keep partying 'round. Keep partying with all these villains. |
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All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. |
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That's when I saw her there, from across the room: Poison Ivy doing Jell-o shots with Dr. Doom. |
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Like the Eye of Sauron, I couldn't look away. And she was with some Joker - the dude was probably gay. |
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And Patrick Bateman passed us shots of vodka, me and Jabba tossed them back like "Oooga chaca!" |
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I pushed Elmer Fudd out of the way, so that I could get closer, and I don't mean to be a Predator, but I got to get at her. |
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Freddy used his claws to open up chardonnay, I grabbed a glass and walked up to her like "Yo, pardon me." |
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I took her home, and she and I spent the night chillin' up in the bedroom partying with one hot-ass villain. |
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I can't keep partying 'round. Keep partying 'round. Keep partying, partying, partying. |
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I can't keep partying 'round. Keep partying 'round. Keep partying with all these villains. |
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All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. |
