| [ti:第三幕 书房] | |
| [ar:邓丽君] | |
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| [00:01.64] | 三、书房 |
| [00:02.28] | |
| [00:31.95] | 文∶关关欢鸠，白兰地酒，在河之洲，白米粥，窈窕淑女，人人哎唷，君子好逑，君子好逑，好打篮球。 |
| [01:08.69] | 武∶不是打篮球，是排球。 |
| [01:11.53] | 文∶是足球。 |
| [01:13.22] | 武∶是乒乓球。 |
| [01:15.01] | 文∶是羽毛球。 |
| [01:16.19] | 武∶高尔夫球。 |
| [01:17.57] | 文∶是你滚球。 |
| [01:19.12] | 武∶老大，你怎么骂人呢？ |
| [01:21.54] | 文∶我不骂你，难道骂我自己？我在背书谁跟你打球啊？ |
| [01:26.76] | 武∶背书哪里有打篮球的？ |
| [01:29.44] | 文∶我一时忘记，你来吵吵得我更加忘记。爸爸说，我背书背好，他要买榴梿给我吃，我有榴梿不给你吃！ |
| [01:40.43] | 武∶不给就不给，我有芒果也不给你吃。 |
| [01:44.95] | 文∶芒果你常常有的，你自己吃，我告诉你，我有荔枝也不给你吃。 |
| [01:57.34] | 武∶你骗人，现在是几月，哪有荔枝？ |
| [02:01.38] | 文∶我自己有啊，一年四季都有。 |
| [02:04.35] | 武∶咦？喔～我知道你说什么了、我知道你说什么了。 |
| [02:11.45] | 文∶别吵了，你吵死了，烦死了。 |
| [02:15.02] | 武∶老大，我要到法庭控去告爸爸。 |
| [02:18.01] | 文∶你为什么去控告爸爸？ |
| [02:19.32] | 武∶告他虐待我们，他每天把我们关在家里，不给我们出去玩。 |
| [02:24.38] | 文∶对！我们爸爸真是一个不孝子。 |
| [02:28.32] | 武∶爸爸是不孝子？什么叫不孝子？ |
| [02:32.39] | 文∶爸爸不孝顺儿子，就是不孝子，爸爸如果孝顺儿子就是孝子。 |
| [02:38.10] | 武∶对啊，爸爸是不孝子。 |
| [02:41.10] | 文∶我倒楣才出世在这个家里，这家人家不好，你就不该跟我来投胎。 |
| [02:49.94] | 武∶你还好意思说呢！你先来，知道不好，又不通知我。 |
| [02:55.18] | 文∶你自己等不及我的通知就钻出来了，写字、写字，你研墨。 |
| [03:04.28] | 武∶你自己不会磨啊？ |
| [03:05.74] | 文∶我是老大，我叫你研墨你就研，这个本来是秋香的工作，秋香都偷懒，不伺候我们。 |
| [03:15.18] | 武∶呸！（作吐口水状） |
| [03:15.84] | 武∶你怎么这么不卫生，你去里面拿自来水嘛，你这样很臭的噢，难怪我的文章写得不好。 |
| [03:24.73] | 文∶我的天然水比河水、井水、自来水、雨水更好。（好好，臭死了还说好）蚊子飞过去都死掉了。 |
| [03:33.53] | 武∶文∶关关欢鸠，白兰地酒，在河~在河之洲~洲，哎！爸爸说写文章你写你的我写我的，不可以偷看的。 |
| [03:54.03] | 文∶少啰唆！你也写不出来，我看什么？ |
| [03:57.04] | 武∶我知道你要偷看，所以我写不出来给你看。唉！作文章比女人去生孩子还难，女人生孩子还有医生看护帮忙，我们写文章也没有人帮忙。 |
| [04:12.87] | 文∶那怎么办呢？老大，要不我们画两只乌龟啊。 |
| [04:17.37] | 武∶要花你画，我不画了。反正写了给爸爸看，爸爸也是骂，不写也是骂，不如不写啦！好盹，睡觉吧！ |
| [04:40.40] | 唐∶两个傻瓜在睡觉，看我来吵醒他们。﹝用尺敲桌子﹞ |
| [04:56.34] | 文：你干什么？ |
| [04:57.45] | 武∶你吵什么？吵吵闹闹，你要吓死人啊？ |
| [05:03.14] | 文∶是你吵我还是我吵你啊，你睡的好好的一下子摔下来吓了我一跳。 |
| [05:08.12] | 武∶唉唷，老大你看，我的屁股碎成两边了。 |
| [05:15.36] | 文∶啊！这么严重！屁股本来就是两边的嘛，如果是一边，那不是变成妖怪！ |
| [05:27.82] | 武∶噢，本来就是生两边的，吓到我忘了。 |
| [05:34.04] | 文∶别吵别吵，好好睡呀﹝又睡，唐又敲，武吓跑了。﹞ |
| [05:43.93] | 文∶你又来，干嘛跑了？ |
| [05:47.67] | 武∶是不是地震？是不是屋顶塌下来？ |
| [05:49.76] | 文∶乱说！奇怪，哦！原来这边多出一个家伙。（是他搞的鬼啊？）你好大胆，怎么吵醒本大少爷睡觉？你是谁？ |
| [06:04.96] | 唐∶我是你爸爸派我来陪你们读书的，我叫华安。 |
| [06:09.83] | 武∶他是爸爸叫他来的，就是代表爸爸，就好像是我们的爸爸？（对！） |
| [06:16.28] | 文∶你笨得要死啊你，还对对你个头啊对！爸爸叫他来，我们最多听他的话，不可以叫他做爸爸？他又不是妈妈的“契家佬”。 |
| [06:26.88] | 唐∶对！我又不是你们~什么？乱讲！你们的爸爸叫我来拿文章，文章呢？。 |
| [06:35.76] | 文∶文章还没有写好，一张白纸，怎么交上去？你帮我们写吧，我们会给你好处的，请你去夜总会，去按摩店。 |
| [06:46.77] | 唐∶不去！没有兴趣。这样好了，我先（出一个题目给你们做），试试你们的程度。 |
| [06:58.42] | 文∶不用试啦，我们的程度很高。 |
| [07:01.59] | 武∶高到以前几位老师都没有法子教我们。 |
| [07:06.24] | 唐∶我不信，你们听着，春夏秋冬，接下去。 |
| [07:35.70] | 武∶老大，一年四季他全说完了，叫我们说什么个？ |
| [07:41.64] | 文：春夏秋冬是麻将牌里的四个花，我答另外四个花，你听着，梅兰菊竹。 |
| [08:02.72] | 唐∶什么麻将不麻将，这是对诗啊，一个字凑成五个字，就成一句。 |
| [08:09.45] | 文∶春夏秋冬，一个字凑成一句。这个也不难！春香的迷你裙。 |
| [08:17.43] | 武∶夏香的热裤。 |
| [08:18.88] | 文∶秋香的游泳衣。 |
| [08:20.58] | 武∶冬香的扭屁股。 |
| [08:22.40] | 唐∶乱来！真是两个傻瓜，不是啦，听着啊！一个字凑成五个字变成一句。春是…春游芳草地，你对夏。 |
| [08:46.73] | 文∶夏…夏威夷音乐。 |
| [08:48.72] | 武∶啊~老大你好厉害哦！ |
| [08:53.84] | 文∶对了？（不对啦！）那夏什么？五个字嘛，夏威夷音乐也不错嘛！ |
| [09:01.80] | 唐∶不对啦！听着啊！夏是…夏赏荷花池。秋是…秋饮雄黄酒，到你﹝指武﹞冬，你对冬？ |
| [09:17.88] | 文：到你啦，冬！ |
| [09:19.32] | 武∶冬…冬什么冬？ |
| [09:25.07] | 唐∶冬瓜的冬！送你一个Pass，冬的最后一个字是诗。 |
| [09:31.45] | 文∶你比较容易呐！前面一个字是冬，后面一个字是诗，你只要对中间三个字就可以了。 |
| [09:42.11] | 武∶冬…丝…有了，冬菇炒肉丝。 |
| [09:47.31] | 文∶好菜！秋天你说冬菇炒肉丝？ |
| [09:54.22] | 武：我妈妈时常煮给我们吃啊。 |
| [09:57.89] | 唐∶不是啦！冬是…冬吟白雪诗，你们真是一对“加优”，我去禀告华太师。哎！你不要搂搂抱抱的好不好？（大家男孩子拍什么？）男女授受不亲，哦不是！要抱也不要给你抱，这样丑的，（我很丑吗？我只是没化妆） |
| [10:40.79] | 文∶华安，帮帮忙，代我们写一篇文章吧。 |
| [10:42.82] | 武∶多隆多隆啦，写一下啦，快点啦。 |
| [10:53.37] | 唐∶不会写！ |
| [10:55.03] | 武：不会写你教什么书？ |
| [10:56.96] | 文：不会写还要教人家，还要骗人家！ |
| [11:02.51] | 唐∶要我帮忙可以，不过我有一个条件（五分钱给你要不要？），你们要把秋香介绍给我。 |
| [11:21.34] | 文∶秋香是我们喜欢的人，怎么可以介绍给你。 |
| [11:37.50] | 武∶别的可以，里面还有春香、夏香、冬香。 |
| [11:43.34] | 唐∶别的我不要，你们不肯，我就去告诉你爸爸。 |
| [11:46.75] | 文∶好好好，我介绍，我把她骗到柴房去，你自己下工夫吧。 |
| [11:54.17] | 唐∶好，不过你们不可以去捣蛋。 |
| [11:58.48] | 文∶不会的，到时我们想去学习学习。 |
| [12:00.56] | 唐∶学习也不可以不行！ |
| [12:10.05] | 武∶你为什么要答应介绍秋香姐给他呢？ |
| [12:12.86] | 文∶不然怎么过这一关，你放心，他是书僮，人又不漂亮，秋香不会喜欢他的，秋香是我的。 |
| [12:20.78] | 武∶不！是我的。﹝两人重复是我的﹞ |
| [12:27.62] | 文∶别哭！我最怕你哭，你哭了我还要为你牛奶啊！这样，两人的公司，一三五我的，二四六你的，礼拜天给他休息。（好！） |
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| [00:01.64] | san shu fang |
| [00:02.28] | |
| [00:31.95] | wen guan guan huan jiu, bai lan di jiu, zai he zhi zhou, bai mi zhou, yao tiao shu nv, ren ren ai yo, jun zi hao qiu, jun zi hao qiu, hao da lan qiu. |
| [01:08.69] | wu bu shi da lan qiu, shi pai qiu. |
| [01:11.53] | wen shi zu qiu. |
| [01:13.22] | wu shi ping pang qiu. |
| [01:15.01] | wen shi yu mao qiu. |
| [01:16.19] | wu gao er fu qiu. |
| [01:17.57] | wen shi ni gun qiu. |
| [01:19.12] | wu lao da, ni zen me ma ren ne? |
| [01:21.54] | wen wo bu ma ni, nan dao ma wo zi ji? wo zai bei shu shui gen ni da qiu a? |
| [01:26.76] | wu bei shu na li you da lan qiu de? |
| [01:29.44] | wen wo yi shi wang ji, ni lai chao chao de wo geng jia wang ji. ba ba shuo, wo bei shu bei hao, ta yao mai liu lian gei wo chi, wo you liu lian bu gei ni chi! |
| [01:40.43] | wu bu gei jiu bu gei, wo you mang guo ye bu gei ni chi. |
| [01:44.95] | wen mang guo ni chang chang you de, ni zi ji chi, wo gao su ni, wo you li zhi ye bu gei ni chi. |
| [01:57.34] | wu ni pian ren, xian zai shi ji yue, na you li zhi? |
| [02:01.38] | wen wo zi ji you a, yi nian si ji dou you. |
| [02:04.35] | wu yi? o wo zhi dao ni shuo shi mo le wo zhi dao ni shuo shi mo le. |
| [02:11.45] | wen bie chao le, ni chao si le, fan si le. |
| [02:15.02] | wu lao da, wo yao dao fa ting kong qu gao ba ba. |
| [02:18.01] | wen ni wei shi me qu kong gao ba ba? |
| [02:19.32] | wu gao ta nue dai wo men, ta mei tian ba wo men guan zai jia li, bu gei wo men chu qu wan. |
| [02:24.38] | wen dui! wo men ba ba zhen shi yi ge bu xiao zi. |
| [02:28.32] | wu ba ba shi bu xiao zi? shen me jiao bu xiao zi? |
| [02:32.39] | wen ba ba bu xiao shun er zi, jiu shi bu xiao zi, ba ba ru guo xiao shun er zi jiu shi xiao zi. |
| [02:38.10] | wu dui a, ba ba shi bu xiao zi. |
| [02:41.10] | wen wo dao mei cai chu shi zai zhe ge jia li, zhe jia ren jia bu hao, ni jiu bu gai gen wo lai tou tai. |
| [02:49.94] | wu ni hai hao yi si shuo ne! ni xian lai, zhi dao bu hao, you bu tong zhi wo. |
| [02:55.18] | wen ni zi ji deng bu ji wo de tong zhi jiu zuan chu lai le, xie zi xie zi, ni yan mo. |
| [03:04.28] | wu ni zi ji bu hui mo a? |
| [03:05.74] | wen wo shi lao da, wo jiao ni yan mo ni jiu yan, zhe ge ben lai shi qiu xiang de gong zuo, qiu xiang dou tou lan, bu ci hou wo men. |
| [03:15.18] | wu pei! zuo tu kou shui zhuang |
| [03:15.84] | wu ni zen me zhe me bu wei sheng, ni qu li mian na zi lai shui ma, ni zhe yang hen chou de o, nan guai wo de wen zhang xie de bu hao. |
| [03:24.73] | wen wo de tian ran shui bi he shui jing shui zi lai shui yu shui geng hao. hao hao, chou si le hai shuo hao wen zi fei guo qu dou si diao le. |
| [03:33.53] | wu wen guan guan huan jiu, bai lan di jiu, zai he zai he zhi zhou zhou, ai! ba ba shuo xie wen zhang ni xie ni de wo xie wo de, bu ke yi tou kan de. |
| [03:54.03] | wen shao luo suo! ni ye xie bu chu lai, wo kan shen me? |
| [03:57.04] | wu wo zhi dao ni yao tou kan, suo yi wo xie bu chu lai gei ni kan. ai! zuo wen zhang bi nv ren qu sheng hai zi hai nan, nv ren sheng hai zi hai you yi sheng kan hu bang mang, wo men xie wen zhang ye mei you ren bang mang. |
| [04:12.87] | wen na zen me ban ne? lao da, yao bu wo men hua liang zhi wu gui a. |
| [04:17.37] | wu yao hua ni hua, wo bu hua le. fan zheng xie le gei ba ba kan, ba ba ye shi ma, bu xie ye shi ma, bu ru bu xie la! hao dun, shui jiao ba! |
| [04:40.40] | tang liang ge sha gua zai shui jiao, kan wo lai chao xing ta men. yong chi qiao zhuo zi |
| [04:56.34] | wen: ni gan shen me? |
| [04:57.45] | wu ni chao shen me? chao chao nao nao, ni yao xia si ren a? |
| [05:03.14] | wen shi ni chao wo hai shi wo chao ni a, ni shui de hao hao de yi xia zi shuai xia lai xia le wo yi tiao. |
| [05:08.12] | wu ai yo, lao da ni kan, wo de pi gu sui cheng liang bian le. |
| [05:15.36] | wen a! zhe me yan zhong! pi gu ben lai jiu shi liang bian de ma, ru guo shi yi bian, na bu shi bian cheng yao guai! |
| [05:27.82] | wu o, ben lai jiu shi sheng liang bian de, xia dao wo wang le. |
| [05:34.04] | wen bie chao bie chao, hao hao shui ya you shui, tang you qiao, wu xia pao le. |
| [05:43.93] | wen ni you lai, gan ma pao le? |
| [05:47.67] | wu shi bu shi di zhen? shi bu shi wu ding ta xia lai? |
| [05:49.76] | wen luan shuo! qi guai, o! yuan lai zhe bian duo chu yi ge jia huo. shi ta gao de gui a? ni hao da dan, zen me chao xing ben da shao ye shui jiao? ni shi shui? |
| [06:04.96] | tang wo shi ni ba ba pai wo lai pei ni men du shu de, wo jiao hua an. |
| [06:09.83] | wu ta shi ba ba jiao ta lai de, jiu shi dai biao ba ba, jiu hao xiang shi wo men de ba ba? dui! |
| [06:16.28] | wen ni ben de yao si a ni, hai dui dui ni ge tou a dui! ba ba jiao ta lai, wo men zui duo ting ta de hua, bu ke yi jiao ta zuo ba ba? ta you bu shi ma ma de" qi jia lao". |
| [06:26.88] | tang dui! wo you bu shi ni men shen me? luan jiang! ni men de ba ba jiao wo lai na wen zhang, wen zhang ne?. |
| [06:35.76] | wen wen zhang hai mei you xie hao, yi zhang bai zhi, zen me jiao shang qu? ni bang wo men xie ba, wo men hui gei ni hao chu de, qing ni qu ye zong hui, qu an mo dian. |
| [06:46.77] | tang bu qu! mei you xing qu. zhe yang hao le, wo xian chu yi ge ti mu gei ni men zuo, shi shi ni men de cheng du. |
| [06:58.42] | wen bu yong shi la, wo men de cheng du hen gao. |
| [07:01.59] | wu gao dao yi qian ji wei lao shi dou mei you fa zi jiao wo men. |
| [07:06.24] | tang wo bu xin, ni men ting zhe, chun xia qiu dong, jie xia qu. |
| [07:35.70] | wu lao da, yi nian si ji ta quan shuo wan le, jiao wo men shuo shi mo ge? |
| [07:41.64] | wen: chun xia qiu dong shi ma jiang pai li de si ge hua, wo da ling wai si ge hua, ni ting zhe, mei lan ju zhu. |
| [08:02.72] | tang shen me ma jiang bu ma jiang, zhe shi dui shi a, yi ge zi cou cheng wu ge zi, jiu cheng yi ju. |
| [08:09.45] | wen chun xia qiu dong, yi ge zi cou cheng yi ju. zhe ge ye bu nan! chun xiang de mi ni qun. |
| [08:17.43] | wu xia xiang de re ku. |
| [08:18.88] | wen qiu xiang de you yong yi. |
| [08:20.58] | wu dong xiang de niu pi gu. |
| [08:22.40] | tang luan lai! zhen shi liang ge sha gua, bu shi la, ting zhe a! yi ge zi cou cheng wu ge zi bian cheng yi ju. chun shi chun you fang cao di, ni dui xia. |
| [08:46.73] | wen xia xia wei yi yin yue. |
| [08:48.72] | wu a lao da ni hao li hai o! |
| [08:53.84] | wen dui le? bu dui la! na xia shen me? wu ge zi ma, xia wei yi yin yue ye bu cuo ma! |
| [09:01.80] | tang bu dui la! ting zhe a! xia shi xia shang he hua chi. qiu shi qiu yin xiong huang jiu, dao ni zhi wu dong, ni dui dong? |
| [09:17.88] | wen: dao ni la, dong! |
| [09:19.32] | wu dong dong shen me dong? |
| [09:25.07] | tang dong gua de dong! song ni yi ge Pass, dong de zui hou yi ge zi shi shi. |
| [09:31.45] | wen ni bi jiao rong yi na! qian mian yi ge zi shi dong, hou mian yi ge zi shi shi, ni zhi yao dui zhong jian san ge zi jiu ke yi le. |
| [09:42.11] | wu dong si you le, dong gu chao rou si. |
| [09:47.31] | wen hao cai! qiu tian ni shuo dong gu chao rou si? |
| [09:54.22] | wu: wo ma ma shi chang zhu gei wo men chi a. |
| [09:57.89] | tang bu shi la! dong shi dong yin bai xue shi, ni men zhen shi yi dui" jia you", wo qu bing gao hua tai shi. ai! ni bu yao lou lou bao bao de hao bu hao? da jia nan hai zi pai shen me? nan nv shou shou bu qin, o bu shi! yao bao ye bu yao gei ni bao, zhe yang chou de, wo hen chou ma? wo zhi shi mei hua zhuang |
| [10:40.79] | wen hua an, bang bang mang, dai wo men xie yi pian wen zhang ba. |
| [10:42.82] | wu duo long duo long la, xie yi xia la, kuai dian la. |
| [10:53.37] | tang bu hui xie! |
| [10:55.03] | wu: bu hui xie ni jiao shen me shu? |
| [10:56.96] | wen: bu hui xie hai yao jiao ren jia, hai yao pian ren jia! |
| [11:02.51] | tang yao wo bang mang ke yi, bu guo wo you yi ge tiao jian wu fen qian gei ni yao bu yao?, ni men yao ba qiu xiang jie shao gei wo. |
| [11:21.34] | wen qiu xiang shi wo men xi huan de ren, zen me ke yi jie shao gei ni. |
| [11:37.50] | wu bie de ke yi, li mian hai you chun xiang xia xiang dong xiang. |
| [11:43.34] | tang bie de wo bu yao, ni men bu ken, wo jiu qu gao su ni ba ba. |
| [11:46.75] | wen hao hao hao, wo jie shao, wo ba ta pian dao chai fang qu, ni zi ji xia gong fu ba. |
| [11:54.17] | tang hao, bu guo ni men bu ke yi qu dao dan. |
| [11:58.48] | wen bu hui de, dao shi wo men xiang qu xue xi xue xi. |
| [12:00.56] | tang xue xi ye bu ke yi bu xing! |
| [12:10.05] | wu ni wei shi me yao da ying jie shao qiu xiang jie gei ta ne? |
| [12:12.86] | wen bu ran zen me guo zhe yi guan, ni fang xin, ta shi shu tong, ren you bu piao liang, qiu xiang bu hui xi huan ta de, qiu xiang shi wo de. |
| [12:20.78] | wu bu! shi wo de. liang ren chong fu shi wo de |
| [12:27.62] | wen bie ku! wo zui pa ni ku, ni ku le wo hai yao wei ni niu nai a! zhe yang, liang ren de gong si, yi san wu wo de, er si liu ni de, li bai tian gei ta xiu xi. hao! |
| ti: dì sān mù shū fáng | |
| ar: dèng lì jūn | |
| al: | |
| [00:01.64] | sān shū fáng |
| [00:02.28] | |
| [00:31.95] | wén guān guān huān jiū, bái lán dì jiǔ, zài hé zhī zhōu, bái mǐ zhōu, yǎo tiǎo shū nǚ, rén rén āi yō, jūn zǐ hǎo qiú, jūn zǐ hǎo qiú, hǎo dǎ lán qiú. |
| [01:08.69] | wǔ bú shì dǎ lán qiú, shì pái qiú. |
| [01:11.53] | wén shì zú qiú. |
| [01:13.22] | wǔ shì pīng pāng qiú. |
| [01:15.01] | wén shì yǔ máo qiú. |
| [01:16.19] | wǔ gāo ěr fū qiú. |
| [01:17.57] | wén shì nǐ gǔn qiú. |
| [01:19.12] | wǔ lǎo dà, nǐ zěn me mà rén ne? |
| [01:21.54] | wén wǒ bù mà nǐ, nán dào mà wǒ zì jǐ? wǒ zài bèi shū shuí gēn nǐ dǎ qiú a? |
| [01:26.76] | wǔ bèi shū nǎ lǐ yǒu dǎ lán qiú de? |
| [01:29.44] | wén wǒ yī shí wàng jì, nǐ lái chāo chao dé wǒ gèng jiā wàng jì. bà bà shuō, wǒ bèi shū bèi hǎo, tā yào mǎi liú lián gěi wǒ chī, wǒ yǒu liú lián bù gěi nǐ chī! |
| [01:40.43] | wǔ bù gěi jiù bù gěi, wǒ yǒu máng guǒ yě bù gěi nǐ chī. |
| [01:44.95] | wén máng guǒ nǐ cháng cháng yǒu de, nǐ zì jǐ chī, wǒ gào sù nǐ, wǒ yǒu lì zhī yě bù gěi nǐ chī. |
| [01:57.34] | wǔ nǐ piàn rén, xiàn zài shì jǐ yuè, nǎ yǒu lì zhī? |
| [02:01.38] | wén wǒ zì jǐ yǒu a, yì nián sì jì dōu yǒu. |
| [02:04.35] | wǔ yí? ō wǒ zhī dào nǐ shuō shí mǒ le wǒ zhī dào nǐ shuō shí mǒ le. |
| [02:11.45] | wén bié chǎo le, nǐ chǎo sǐ le, fán sǐ le. |
| [02:15.02] | wǔ lǎo dà, wǒ yào dào fǎ tíng kòng qù gào bà bà. |
| [02:18.01] | wén nǐ wèi shí me qù kòng gào bà bà? |
| [02:19.32] | wǔ gào tā nüè dài wǒ men, tā měi tiān bǎ wǒ men guān zài jiā lǐ, bù gěi wǒ men chū qù wán. |
| [02:24.38] | wén duì! wǒ men bà bà zhēn shì yí gè bù xiào zǐ. |
| [02:28.32] | wǔ bà bà shì bù xiào zǐ? shén me jiào bù xiào zǐ? |
| [02:32.39] | wén bà bà bù xiào shùn ér zi, jiù shì bù xiào zǐ, bà bà rú guǒ xiào shùn ér zi jiù shì xiào zǐ. |
| [02:38.10] | wǔ duì a, bà bà shì bù xiào zǐ. |
| [02:41.10] | wén wǒ dǎo méi cái chū shì zài zhè gè jiā lǐ, zhè jiā rén jiā bù hǎo, nǐ jiù bù gāi gēn wǒ lái tóu tāi. |
| [02:49.94] | wǔ nǐ hái hǎo yì sī shuō ne! nǐ xiān lái, zhī dào bù hǎo, yòu bù tōng zhī wǒ. |
| [02:55.18] | wén nǐ zì jǐ děng bù jí wǒ de tōng zhī jiù zuān chū lái le, xiě zì xiě zì, nǐ yán mò. |
| [03:04.28] | wǔ nǐ zì jǐ bú huì mó a? |
| [03:05.74] | wén wǒ shì lǎo dà, wǒ jiào nǐ yán mò nǐ jiù yán, zhè gè běn lái shì qiū xiāng de gōng zuò, qiū xiāng dōu tōu lǎn, bù cì hou wǒ men. |
| [03:15.18] | wǔ pēi! zuò tǔ kǒu shuǐ zhuàng |
| [03:15.84] | wǔ nǐ zěn me zhè me bù wèi shēng, nǐ qù lǐ miàn ná zì lái shuǐ ma, nǐ zhè yàng hěn chòu de ō, nán guài wǒ de wén zhāng xiě dé bù hǎo. |
| [03:24.73] | wén wǒ de tiān rán shuǐ bǐ hé shuǐ jǐng shuǐ zì lái shuǐ yǔ shuǐ gèng hǎo. hǎo hǎo, chòu sǐ le hái shuō hǎo wén zi fēi guò qù dōu sǐ diào le. |
| [03:33.53] | wǔ wén guān guān huān jiū, bái lán dì jiǔ, zài hé zài hé zhī zhōu zhōu, āi! bà bà shuō xiě wén zhāng nǐ xiě nǐ de wǒ xiě wǒ de, bù kě yǐ tōu kàn de. |
| [03:54.03] | wén shǎo luō suō! nǐ yě xiě bù chū lái, wǒ kàn shén me? |
| [03:57.04] | wǔ wǒ zhī dào nǐ yào tōu kàn, suǒ yǐ wǒ xiě bù chū lái gěi nǐ kàn. āi! zuò wén zhāng bǐ nǚ rén qù shēng hái zi hái nán, nǚ rén shēng hái zi hái yǒu yī shēng kān hù bāng máng, wǒ men xiě wén zhāng yě méi yǒu rén bāng máng. |
| [04:12.87] | wén nà zěn me bàn ne? lǎo dà, yào bù wǒ men huà liǎng zhǐ wū guī a. |
| [04:17.37] | wǔ yào huā nǐ huà, wǒ bù huà le. fǎn zhèng xiě le gěi bà bà kàn, bà bà yě shì mà, bù xiě yě shì mà, bù rú bù xiě la! hǎo dǔn, shuì jiào ba! |
| [04:40.40] | táng liǎng gè shǎ guā zài shuì jiào, kàn wǒ lái chǎo xǐng tā men. yòng chǐ qiāo zhuō zi |
| [04:56.34] | wén: nǐ gàn shén me? |
| [04:57.45] | wǔ nǐ chǎo shén me? chāo chao nào nào, nǐ yào xià sǐ rén a? |
| [05:03.14] | wén shì nǐ chǎo wǒ hái shì wǒ chǎo nǐ a, nǐ shuì de hǎo hǎo de yī xià zǐ shuāi xià lái xià le wǒ yī tiào. |
| [05:08.12] | wǔ āi yō, lǎo dà nǐ kàn, wǒ de pì gǔ suì chéng liǎng biān le. |
| [05:15.36] | wén a! zhè me yán zhòng! pì gǔ běn lái jiù shì liǎng biān de ma, rú guǒ shì yī biān, nà bú shì biàn chéng yāo guài! |
| [05:27.82] | wǔ ō, běn lái jiù shì shēng liǎng biān de, xià dào wǒ wàng le. |
| [05:34.04] | wén bié chǎo bié chǎo, hǎo hǎo shuì ya yòu shuì, táng yòu qiāo, wǔ xià pǎo le. |
| [05:43.93] | wén nǐ yòu lái, gàn ma pǎo le? |
| [05:47.67] | wǔ shì bú shì dì zhèn? shì bú shì wū dǐng tā xià lái? |
| [05:49.76] | wén luàn shuō! qí guài, ó! yuán lái zhè biān duō chū yí gè jiā huo. shì tā gǎo de guǐ a? nǐ hǎo dà dǎn, zěn me chǎo xǐng běn dà shào yé shuì jiào? nǐ shì shuí? |
| [06:04.96] | táng wǒ shì nǐ bà bà pài wǒ lái péi nǐ men dú shū de, wǒ jiào huá ān. |
| [06:09.83] | wǔ tā shì bà bà jiào tā lái de, jiù shì dài biǎo bà bà, jiù hǎo xiàng shì wǒ men de bà bà? duì! |
| [06:16.28] | wén nǐ bèn de yào sǐ a nǐ, hái duì duì nǐ gè tóu a duì! bà bà jiào tā lái, wǒ men zuì duō tīng tā de huà, bù kě yǐ jiào tā zuò bà bà? tā yòu bú shì mā mā de" qì jiā lǎo". |
| [06:26.88] | táng duì! wǒ yòu bú shì nǐ men shén me? luàn jiǎng! nǐ men de bà bà jiào wǒ lái ná wén zhāng, wén zhāng ne?. |
| [06:35.76] | wén wén zhāng hái méi yǒu xiě hǎo, yī zhāng bái zhǐ, zěn me jiāo shǎng qù? nǐ bāng wǒ men xiě ba, wǒ men huì gěi nǐ hǎo chù de, qǐng nǐ qù yè zǒng huì, qù àn mó diàn. |
| [06:46.77] | táng bù qù! méi yǒu xìng qù. zhè yàng hǎo le, wǒ xiān chū yí gè tí mù gěi nǐ men zuò, shì shì nǐ men de chéng dù. |
| [06:58.42] | wén bù yòng shì la, wǒ men de chéng dù hěn gāo. |
| [07:01.59] | wǔ gāo dào yǐ qián jǐ wèi lǎo shī dōu méi yǒu fǎ zǐ jiào wǒ men. |
| [07:06.24] | táng wǒ bù xìn, nǐ men tīng zhe, chūn xià qiū dōng, jiē xià qù. |
| [07:35.70] | wǔ lǎo dà, yì nián sì jì tā quán shuō wán le, jiào wǒ men shuō shí mǒ gè? |
| [07:41.64] | wén: chūn xià qiū dōng shì má jiàng pái lǐ de sì gè huā, wǒ dá lìng wài sì gè huā, nǐ tīng zhe, méi lán jú zhú. |
| [08:02.72] | táng shén me má jiàng bù má jiàng, zhè shì duì shī a, yí gè zì còu chéng wǔ gè zì, jiù chéng yī jù. |
| [08:09.45] | wén chūn xià qiū dōng, yí gè zì còu chéng yī jù. zhè gè yě bù nán! chūn xiāng de mí nǐ qún. |
| [08:17.43] | wǔ xià xiāng de rè kù. |
| [08:18.88] | wén qiū xiāng de yóu yǒng yī. |
| [08:20.58] | wǔ dōng xiāng de niǔ pì gǔ. |
| [08:22.40] | táng luàn lái! zhēn shì liǎng gè shǎ guā, bú shì la, tīng zhe a! yí gè zì còu chéng wǔ gè zì biàn chéng yī jù. chūn shì chūn yóu fāng cǎo dì, nǐ duì xià. |
| [08:46.73] | wén xià xià wēi yí yīn yuè. |
| [08:48.72] | wǔ a lǎo dà nǐ hǎo lì hài ó! |
| [08:53.84] | wén duì le? bú duì la! nà xià shén me? wǔ gè zì ma, xià wēi yí yīn yuè yě bù cuò ma! |
| [09:01.80] | táng bú duì la! tīng zhe a! xià shì xià shǎng hé huā chí. qiū shì qiū yǐn xióng huáng jiǔ, dào nǐ zhǐ wǔ dōng, nǐ duì dōng? |
| [09:17.88] | wén: dào nǐ la, dōng! |
| [09:19.32] | wǔ dōng dōng shén me dōng? |
| [09:25.07] | táng dōng guā de dōng! sòng nǐ yí gè Pass, dōng de zuì hòu yí gè zì shì shī. |
| [09:31.45] | wén nǐ bǐ jiào róng yì nà! qián miàn yí gè zì shì dōng, hòu miàn yí gè zì shì shī, nǐ zhǐ yào duì zhōng jiān sān ge zì jiù kě yǐ le. |
| [09:42.11] | wǔ dōng sī yǒu le, dōng gū chǎo ròu sī. |
| [09:47.31] | wén hǎo cài! qiū tiān nǐ shuō dōng gū chǎo ròu sī? |
| [09:54.22] | wǔ: wǒ mā mā shí cháng zhǔ gěi wǒ men chī a. |
| [09:57.89] | táng bú shì la! dōng shì dōng yín bái xuě shī, nǐ men zhēn shì yī duì" jiā yōu", wǒ qù bǐng gào huá tài shī. āi! nǐ bú yào lǒu lǒu bào bào de hǎo bù hǎo? dà jiā nán hái zi pāi shén me? nán nǚ shòu shòu bù qīn, ó bú shì! yào bào yě bú yào gěi nǐ bào, zhè yàng chǒu de, wǒ hěn chǒu ma? wǒ zhǐ shì méi huà zhuāng |
| [10:40.79] | wén huá ān, bāng bāng máng, dài wǒ men xiě yī piān wén zhāng ba. |
| [10:42.82] | wǔ duō lóng duō lóng la, xiě yī xià la, kuài diǎn la. |
| [10:53.37] | táng bú huì xiě! |
| [10:55.03] | wǔ: bú huì xiě nǐ jiào shén me shū? |
| [10:56.96] | wén: bú huì xiě hái yào jiào rén jiā, hái yào piàn rén jiā! |
| [11:02.51] | táng yào wǒ bāng máng kě yǐ, bù guò wǒ yǒu yí gè tiáo jiàn wǔ fēn qián gěi nǐ yào bú yào?, nǐ men yào bǎ qiū xiāng jiè shào gěi wǒ. |
| [11:21.34] | wén qiū xiāng shì wǒ men xǐ huān de rén, zěn me kě yǐ jiè shào gěi nǐ. |
| [11:37.50] | wǔ bié de kě yǐ, lǐ miàn hái yǒu chūn xiāng xià xiāng dōng xiāng. |
| [11:43.34] | táng bié de wǒ bú yào, nǐ men bù kěn, wǒ jiù qù gào sù nǐ bà bà. |
| [11:46.75] | wén hǎo hǎo hǎo, wǒ jiè shào, wǒ bǎ tā piàn dào chái fáng qù, nǐ zì jǐ xià gōng fū ba. |
| [11:54.17] | táng hǎo, bù guò nǐ men bù kě yǐ qù dǎo dàn. |
| [11:58.48] | wén bú huì de, dào shí wǒ men xiǎng qù xué xí xué xí. |
| [12:00.56] | táng xué xí yě bù kě yǐ bù xíng! |
| [12:10.05] | wǔ nǐ wèi shí me yào dā yìng jiè shào qiū xiāng jiě gěi tā ne? |
| [12:12.86] | wén bù rán zěn me guò zhè yī guān, nǐ fàng xīn, tā shì shū tóng, rén yòu bù piào liàng, qiū xiāng bú huì xǐ huān tā de, qiū xiāng shì wǒ de. |
| [12:20.78] | wǔ bù! shì wǒ de. liǎng rén chóng fù shì wǒ de |
| [12:27.62] | wén bié kū! wǒ zuì pà nǐ kū, nǐ kū le wǒ hái yào wèi nǐ niú nǎi a! zhè yàng, liǎng rén de gōng sī, yī sān wǔ wǒ de, èr sì liù nǐ de, lǐ bài tiān gěi tā xiū xī. hǎo! |
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