[00:10.81] | Everything was going well, no obligation |
[00:14.78] | Thought I'd make a getaway on a chill out day |
[00:20.66] | A coffee to take away, I got my hair done |
[00:24.82] | Should have been a lovely day, didn't end that way |
[00:29.52] | |
[00:30.32] | Puis, là, c'est trop parti en couille, y'a d'abord eu la pluie |
[00:32.80] | La Loi de Murphy a décidé d'enterrer mon brushing |
[00:35.32] | Un mec me demande son chemin, gentiment je le dépanne |
[00:37.50] | En fait, c'était qu'un plan drague, ce con m'a fait rater mon tram |
[00:40.40] | J'en profite, je passe à la banque, je laisse passer mémé |
[00:42.46] | Si seulement j'avais su qu'elle |
[00:43.60] | relèverait tous ses extraits de l'année |
[00:45.20] | Je l'aurais poussée et coincée dans la porte automatique |
[00:48.33] | |
[00:49.83] | One time, never give it up |
[00:52.32] | Two times, for all the love I got |
[00:55.18] | Three for you, where are you? |
[00:59.85] | One time, for the hips I got |
[01:02.32] | Two times, shaken to the top |
[01:05.13] | Three for you, I miss you too |
[01:09.87] | |
[01:10.84] | Thinking it would be okay, with these directions |
[01:15.11] | What the ****, I should have stayed in bed |
[01:20.60] | Netflix & honey tea, growed up in my bed |
[01:24.78] | Would be better in my sweater |
[01:27.33] | Than be outside in this weather |
[01:29.47] | |
[01:29.87] | One time, never give it up |
[01:32.33] | Two times, for all the love I got |
[01:35.24] | Three for you, where are you? |
[01:39.91] | One time, for the hips I got |
[01:42.33] | Two times, shaken to the top |
[01:45.16] | Three for you, I miss you too |
[01:49.44] | |
[01:50.80] | Quand, à la banque, ce fût mon tour |
[01:53.37] | Que je me suis dit qu'il était temps |
[01:55.94] | J'ai vite compris que c'était pas mon jour |
[01:58.41] | C'était écrit sur cet écran |
[02:01.06] | Que Murphy voulait ma peau |
[02:03.52] | Ce retrait est impossible |
[02:05.88] | Pour cause de solde insuffisant |
[02:08.66] | |
[02:09.32] | C'est Murphy qui l'a dit |
[02:14.35] | C'est Murphy qui l'a dit |
[02:19.37] | C'est Murphy qui l'a dit |
[02:24.35] | C'est Murphy qui l'a dit |
[02:28.12] | |
[02:29.83] | One time, never give it up |
[02:32.30] | Two times, for all the love I got |
[02:35.18] | Three for you, where are you? |
[02:39.86] | One time, for the hips I got |
[02:42.39] | Two times, shaken to the top |
[02:45.15] | Three for you, I miss you too |
[02:49.49] | |
[02:49.79] | One time, never give it up |
[02:52.36] | Two times, for all the love I got |
[02:55.17] | Three for you, where are you? |
[02:59.89] | One time, for the hips I got |
[03:02.40] | Two times, shaken to the top |
[03:05.07] | Three for you, I miss you too |
[00:10.81] | Everything was going well, no obligation |
[00:14.78] | Thought I' d make a getaway on a chill out day |
[00:20.66] | A coffee to take away, I got my hair done |
[00:24.82] | Should have been a lovely day, didn' t end that way |
[00:29.52] | |
[00:30.32] | Puis, la, c' est trop parti en couille, y' a d' abord eu la pluie |
[00:32.80] | La Loi de Murphy a de cide d' enterrer mon brushing |
[00:35.32] | Un mec me demande son chemin, gentiment je le de panne |
[00:37.50] | En fait, c'e tait qu' un plan drague, ce con m' a fait rater mon tram |
[00:40.40] | J' en profite, je passe a la banque, je laisse passer me me |
[00:42.46] | Si seulement j' avais su qu' elle |
[00:43.60] | rele verait tous ses extraits de l' anne e |
[00:45.20] | Je l' aurais pousse e et coince e dans la porte automatique |
[00:48.33] | |
[00:49.83] | One time, never give it up |
[00:52.32] | Two times, for all the love I got |
[00:55.18] | Three for you, where are you? |
[00:59.85] | One time, for the hips I got |
[01:02.32] | Two times, shaken to the top |
[01:05.13] | Three for you, I miss you too |
[01:09.87] | |
[01:10.84] | Thinking it would be okay, with these directions |
[01:15.11] | What the , I should have stayed in bed |
[01:20.60] | Netflix honey tea, growed up in my bed |
[01:24.78] | Would be better in my sweater |
[01:27.33] | Than be outside in this weather |
[01:29.47] | |
[01:29.87] | One time, never give it up |
[01:32.33] | Two times, for all the love I got |
[01:35.24] | Three for you, where are you? |
[01:39.91] | One time, for the hips I got |
[01:42.33] | Two times, shaken to the top |
[01:45.16] | Three for you, I miss you too |
[01:49.44] | |
[01:50.80] | Quand, a la banque, ce f t mon tour |
[01:53.37] | Que je me suis dit qu' il e tait temps |
[01:55.94] | J' ai vite compris que c'e tait pas mon jour |
[01:58.41] | C'e tait e crit sur cet e cran |
[02:01.06] | Que Murphy voulait ma peau |
[02:03.52] | Ce retrait est impossible |
[02:05.88] | Pour cause de solde insuffisant |
[02:08.66] | |
[02:09.32] | C' est Murphy qui l' a dit |
[02:14.35] | C' est Murphy qui l' a dit |
[02:19.37] | C' est Murphy qui l' a dit |
[02:24.35] | C' est Murphy qui l' a dit |
[02:28.12] | |
[02:29.83] | One time, never give it up |
[02:32.30] | Two times, for all the love I got |
[02:35.18] | Three for you, where are you? |
[02:39.86] | One time, for the hips I got |
[02:42.39] | Two times, shaken to the top |
[02:45.15] | Three for you, I miss you too |
[02:49.49] | |
[02:49.79] | One time, never give it up |
[02:52.36] | Two times, for all the love I got |
[02:55.17] | Three for you, where are you? |
[02:59.89] | One time, for the hips I got |
[03:02.40] | Two times, shaken to the top |
[03:05.07] | Three for you, I miss you too |
[00:10.81] | Everything was going well, no obligation |
[00:14.78] | Thought I' d make a getaway on a chill out day |
[00:20.66] | A coffee to take away, I got my hair done |
[00:24.82] | Should have been a lovely day, didn' t end that way |
[00:29.52] | |
[00:30.32] | Puis, là, c' est trop parti en couille, y' a d' abord eu la pluie |
[00:32.80] | La Loi de Murphy a dé cidé d' enterrer mon brushing |
[00:35.32] | Un mec me demande son chemin, gentiment je le dé panne |
[00:37.50] | En fait, c'é tait qu' un plan drague, ce con m' a fait rater mon tram |
[00:40.40] | J' en profite, je passe à la banque, je laisse passer mé mé |
[00:42.46] | Si seulement j' avais su qu' elle |
[00:43.60] | relè verait tous ses extraits de l' anné e |
[00:45.20] | Je l' aurais poussé e et coincé e dans la porte automatique |
[00:48.33] | |
[00:49.83] | One time, never give it up |
[00:52.32] | Two times, for all the love I got |
[00:55.18] | Three for you, where are you? |
[00:59.85] | One time, for the hips I got |
[01:02.32] | Two times, shaken to the top |
[01:05.13] | Three for you, I miss you too |
[01:09.87] | |
[01:10.84] | Thinking it would be okay, with these directions |
[01:15.11] | What the , I should have stayed in bed |
[01:20.60] | Netflix honey tea, growed up in my bed |
[01:24.78] | Would be better in my sweater |
[01:27.33] | Than be outside in this weather |
[01:29.47] | |
[01:29.87] | One time, never give it up |
[01:32.33] | Two times, for all the love I got |
[01:35.24] | Three for you, where are you? |
[01:39.91] | One time, for the hips I got |
[01:42.33] | Two times, shaken to the top |
[01:45.16] | Three for you, I miss you too |
[01:49.44] | |
[01:50.80] | Quand, à la banque, ce f t mon tour |
[01:53.37] | Que je me suis dit qu' il é tait temps |
[01:55.94] | J' ai vite compris que c'é tait pas mon jour |
[01:58.41] | C'é tait é crit sur cet é cran |
[02:01.06] | Que Murphy voulait ma peau |
[02:03.52] | Ce retrait est impossible |
[02:05.88] | Pour cause de solde insuffisant |
[02:08.66] | |
[02:09.32] | C' est Murphy qui l' a dit |
[02:14.35] | C' est Murphy qui l' a dit |
[02:19.37] | C' est Murphy qui l' a dit |
[02:24.35] | C' est Murphy qui l' a dit |
[02:28.12] | |
[02:29.83] | One time, never give it up |
[02:32.30] | Two times, for all the love I got |
[02:35.18] | Three for you, where are you? |
[02:39.86] | One time, for the hips I got |
[02:42.39] | Two times, shaken to the top |
[02:45.15] | Three for you, I miss you too |
[02:49.49] | |
[02:49.79] | One time, never give it up |
[02:52.36] | Two times, for all the love I got |
[02:55.17] | Three for you, where are you? |
[02:59.89] | One time, for the hips I got |
[03:02.40] | Two times, shaken to the top |
[03:05.07] | Three for you, I miss you too |
[00:10.81] | 刚开始一切都顺顺利利 无阻通畅 |
[00:14.78] | 自以为今天终于能轻轻松松休假 |
[00:20.66] | 点了杯咖啡外带 还特意做了头发 |
[00:24.82] | 本该是美好的一天 结果天没遂人愿 |
[00:30.32] | 之后的一切都变得操蛋 先是雨淋了一场 |
[00:32.80] | 墨菲定律发威葬送了我吹好梳好的头发 |
[00:35.32] | 有个男的向我问路 我友善地帮助了他 |
[00:37.50] | 结果他是借此跟我搭讪 这个蠢蛋害得我轻轨没赶上 |
[00:40.40] | 我只好顺道去了银行 门口给一位老奶奶礼让 |
[00:42.46] | 要是我提前知晓 |
[00:43.60] | 她要取走全年的零花 |
[00:45.20] | 我就先推她一把 让她卡在自动门那儿 |
[00:49.83] | 一次不顺 千万不要灰心失望 |
[00:52.32] | 两次打击 我还有满满爱的供养 |
[00:55.18] | 三次失利 换了是你 你会怎样 |
[00:59.85] | 一次不顺 我天生丽质不会自弃 |
[01:02.32] | 两次打击 我大摇大摆扭上天去 |
[01:05.13] | 三次失利 换你 我也会挂记你 |
[01:10.84] | 觉得靠着这些指导思想最终会安然无恙 |
[01:15.11] | 我干~吗,本应该一直赖在床上 |
[01:20.60] | 煲剧 喝蜂蜜茶 窝在自己的床上 (curled up) |
[01:24.78] | 套着自己的松软毛衫不是更舒服吗 |
[01:27.33] | 为什么要风雨天外出跑到街上瞎逛 |
[01:29.87] | 一次不顺 千万不要灰心失望 |
[01:32.33] | 两次打击 我还有满满爱的供养 |
[01:35.24] | 三次失利 换了是你 你会怎样 |
[01:39.91] | 一次不顺 我天生丽质不会自弃 |
[01:42.33] | 两次打击 我大摇大摆扭上天去 |
[01:45.16] | 三次失利 换你 我也会挂记你 |
[01:50.80] | 在银行里终于轮到了自己的号码 |
[01:53.37] | 我告诉自己马上就要时来运转啦 |
[01:55.94] | 马上我就发现今天根本黄历冲煞 |
[01:58.41] | 机器屏幕上要我命地显示一句话 |
[02:01.06] | 墨菲定律这天就是要我受死投降 |
[02:03.52] | “本次取款操作无法进行” |
[02:05.88] | 因为账户余额不足不能取款 |
[02:09.32] | 这可是墨菲的原话 |
[02:14.35] | 这可是墨菲的原话 |
[02:19.37] | 这可是墨菲的原话 |
[02:24.35] | 这可是墨菲的原话 |
[02:29.83] | 一次不顺 千万不要灰心失望 |
[02:32.30] | 两次打击 我还有满满爱的供养 |
[02:35.18] | 三次失利 换了是你 你会怎样 |
[02:39.86] | 一次不顺 我天生丽质不会自弃 |
[02:42.39] | 两次打击 我大摇大摆扭上天去 |
[02:45.15] | 三次失利 换你 我也会挂记你 |
[02:49.79] | 一次不顺 千万不要灰心失望 |
[02:52.36] | 两次打击 我还有满满爱的供养 |
[02:55.17] | 三次失利 换了是你 你会怎样 |
[02:59.89] | 一次不顺 我天生丽质不会自弃 |
[03:02.40] | 两次打击 我大摇大摆扭上天去 |
[03:05.07] | 三次失利 换你 我也会挂记你 |