おニューのかさぶた、ペットに食われろ 歌词
| 歌曲 | おニューのかさぶた、ペットに食われろ |
| 歌手 | 家の里でマンボウが死んでるP |
| 歌手 | GUMI |
| 专辑 | EXIT TUNES PRESENTS GUMitive from Megpoid |
| 下载 | Image LRC TXT |
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| [00:12.61] | 赤信号 停車 待ちぼうけ |
| [00:13.99] | 広い歩道 開けた視界 静かな風 |
| [00:16.81] | 後方 衝撃 揺らぐ 全身 |
| [00:18.46] | 突っ込んできたのは一台の自転車 |
| [00:21.40] | 謝りもせずどこに行く |
| [00:24.19] | 後輪がグニャグニャになっちゃったぞ |
| [00:25.99] | ペダルに足乗せ体重かけても |
| [00:28.09] | さっぱりきっぱり動きゃしないよ |
| [00:30.47] | もう動かない俺の愛車 |
| [00:32.87] | その名は「安全弁 ゆる男」 |
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| [00:36.34] | 名前も知らぬ犯人よ 覚悟しろ |
| [00:41.43] | 今からお前に48の呪いをかけてやるぞ |
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| [00:48.34] | 1.上下の歯が絶滅する夢見ろ |
| [00:49.91] | 2.お気に入りの服の袖が千切れろ |
| [00:51.35] | 3.携帯が通話中に爆ぜろ |
| [00:52.78] | 4.かつおぶしが歯ブラシにからまれ |
| [00:54.30] | 5.想定したより深く爪切れろ |
| [00:55.84] | 6.大事な書類で印鑑違えろ |
| [00:57.27] | 7.ものすごく早く眉が伸びろ |
| [00:58.79] | 8.往路も復路も切符をなくせ |
| [01:00.25] | 9.「ハブ対マングース対お前」やれ |
| [01:01.85] | 10.思春期平均より長く続け |
| [01:03.26] | 11.アスパラの筋を噛みあぐねろ |
| [01:04.85] | 12.押入れの奥でなめこが育て |
| [01:06.29] | 13.ドロップス白いのばっかりが出ろ |
| [01:07.81] | 14.ウィルスソフトに写真を消されろ |
| [01:09.36] | 15.履歴書最後で書き損じろ |
| [01:10.83] | 16.おばあちゃんに背筋で敗れろ |
| [01:12.64] | |
| [01:22.50] | |
| [01:24.50] | 損傷は甚大 |
| [01:25.36] | 特殊なパーツが壊れて問屋に発注 |
| [01:27.69] | 修理費は8000円 所要日数は10日間 |
| [01:30.40] | 犯人の手掛かりもなく途方に暮れるのみ |
| [01:33.30] | 憎しみだけがつのる日々を |
| [01:35.93] | |
| [01:36.43] | 粘着系男子の本気を見せてやる |
| [01:41.99] | 小さな嫌なことが毎日とめどなく溢れだせ |
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| [01:48.37] | 17.男子中学生に論破されろ |
| [01:49.87] | 18.版画の授業彫刻刀忘れろ |
| [01:51.28] | 19.落とし蓋のサイズ間違えろ |
| [01:52.87] | 20.意図しない形で下ネタ言え |
| [01:54.41] | 21.素足で思いっきりビー玉踏め |
| [01:55.75] | 22.加齢に引き連れて枕が臭え |
| [01:57.33] | 23.バナナの種を全力で噛め |
| [01:58.79] | 24.耳の後ろのニキビが潰れろ |
| [02:00.34] | 25.ベルトのバックル突然吹っ飛べ |
| [02:01.81] | 26.うっかり利き手と逆のハサミ買え |
| [02:03.32] | 27.のりとリップを間違えて塗れ |
| [02:04.84] | 28.近所の子供に忌み嫌われろ |
| [02:06.32] | 29.隣の席にバカップルが座れ |
| [02:07.90] | 30.交通費が思ったよりもかさめ |
| [02:09.29] | 31.やけに水っぽい米が炊けろ |
| [02:10.81] | 32.再放送すら見逃せ |
| [02:12.36] | 33.おみやげ代計算に入れ忘れろ |
| [02:13.75] | 34.特殊な楽器をプレゼントされろ |
| [02:15.26] | 35.地域のゴミ袋値上げしろ |
| [02:16.76] | 36.必死にねり消し作って無くせ |
| [02:18.31] | 37.ちっちゃいタオルで全身拭いてろ |
| [02:19.82] | 38.大盛り頼んでちょっとだけ残せ |
| [02:21.18] | 39.肩パット職人に好かれろ |
| [02:22.78] | 40.友達がみんなモヒカンになれ |
| [02:24.27] | 41.J2の試合のチケット当たれ |
| [02:25.77] | 42.なぜか股関節が亜脱臼しろ |
| [02:27.32] | 43.海外でMAD素材になれ |
| [02:28.81] | 44.一晩中屋根のシミにビビれ |
| [02:30.33] | 45.クリームパンが甘過ぎて落ち込め |
| [02:31.78] | 46.おニューのかさぶたペットに食われろ |
| [02:33.27] | 47.ボタン型の電池飲み込め |
| [02:34.84] | 48.家の裏でマンボウが死んでろ |
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| [00:12.61] | chi xin hao ting che dai |
| [00:13.99] | guang bu dao kai shi jie jing feng |
| [00:16.81] | hou fang chong ji yao quan shen |
| [00:18.46] | tu ru yi tai zi zhuan che |
| [00:21.40] | xie xing |
| [00:24.19] | hou lun |
| [00:25.99] | zu cheng ti zhong |
| [00:28.09] | dong |
| [00:30.47] | dong an ai che |
| [00:32.87] | ming an quan bian nan |
| [00:35.74] | |
| [00:36.34] | ming qian zhi fan ren jue wu |
| [00:41.43] | jin qian 48 zhou |
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| [00:48.34] | 1. shang xia chi jue mie meng jian |
| [00:49.91] | 2. qi ru fu xiu qian qie |
| [00:51.35] | 3. xie dai tong hua zhong bao |
| [00:52.78] | 4. chi |
| [00:54.30] | 5. xiang ding shen zhao qie |
| [00:55.84] | 6. da shi shu lei yin jian wei |
| [00:57.27] | 7. zao mei shen |
| [00:58.79] | 8. wang lu fu lu qie fu |
| [01:00.25] | 9. dui dui qian |
| [01:01.85] | 10. si chun qi ping jun zhang xu |
| [01:03.26] | 11. jin nie |
| [01:04.85] | 12. ya ru ao yu |
| [01:06.29] | 13. bai chu |
| [01:07.81] | 14. xie zhen xiao |
| [01:09.36] | 15. lv li shu zui hou shu sun |
| [01:10.83] | 16. bei jin bai |
| [01:12.64] | |
| [01:22.50] | |
| [01:24.50] | sun shang shen da |
| [01:25.36] | te shu huai wen wu fa zhu |
| [01:27.69] | xiu li fei 8000 yuan suo yao ri shu 10 ri jian |
| [01:30.40] | fan ren shou gua tu fang mu |
| [01:33.30] | zeng ri |
| [01:35.93] | |
| [01:36.43] | nian zhuo xi nan zi ben qi jian |
| [01:41.99] | xiao xian mei ri yi |
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| [01:48.37] | 17. nan zi zhong xue sheng lun po |
| [01:49.87] | 18. ban hua shou ye diao ke dao wang |
| [01:51.28] | 19. luo gai jian wei |
| [01:52.87] | 20. yi tu xing xia yan |
| [01:54.41] | 21. su zu si yu ta |
| [01:55.75] | 22. jia ling yin lian zhen chou |
| [01:57.33] | 23. zhong quan li nie |
| [01:58.79] | 24. er hou kui |
| [02:00.34] | 25. tu ran chui fei |
| [02:01.81] | 26. li shou ni mai |
| [02:03.32] | 27. jian wei tu |
| [02:04.84] | 28. jin suo zi gong ji xian |
| [02:06.32] | 29. lin xi zuo |
| [02:07.90] | 30. jiao tong fei si |
| [02:09.29] | 31. shui mi chui |
| [02:10.81] | 32. zai fang song jian tao |
| [02:12.36] | 33. dai ji suan ru wang |
| [02:13.75] | 34. te shu le qi |
| [02:15.26] | 35. di yu dai zhi shang |
| [02:16.76] | 36. bi si xiao zuo wu |
| [02:18.31] | 37. quan shen shi |
| [02:19.82] | 38. da sheng lai can |
| [02:21.18] | 39. jian zhi ren hao |
| [02:22.78] | 40. you da |
| [02:24.27] | 41. J2 shi he dang |
| [02:25.77] | 42. gu guan jie ya tuo jiu |
| [02:27.32] | 43. hai wai MAD su cai |
| [02:28.81] | 44. yi wan zhong wu gen |
| [02:30.33] | 45. gan guo luo ru |
| [02:31.78] | 46. shi |
| [02:33.27] | 47. xing dian chi yin ru |
| [02:34.84] | 48. jia li si |
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| [02:38.68] |
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| [00:12.61] | chì xìn hào tíng chē dài |
| [00:13.99] | guǎng bù dào kāi shì jiè jìng fēng |
| [00:16.81] | hòu fāng chōng jí yáo quán shēn |
| [00:18.46] | tū ru yī tái zì zhuǎn chē |
| [00:21.40] | xiè xíng |
| [00:24.19] | hòu lún |
| [00:25.99] | zú chéng tǐ zhòng |
| [00:28.09] | dòng |
| [00:30.47] | dòng ǎn ài chē |
| [00:32.87] | míng ān quán biàn nán |
| [00:35.74] | |
| [00:36.34] | míng qián zhī fàn rén jué wù |
| [00:41.43] | jīn qián 48 zhòu |
| [00:47.56] | |
| [00:48.34] | 1. shàng xià chǐ jué miè mèng jiàn |
| [00:49.91] | 2. qì rù fú xiù qiān qiè |
| [00:51.35] | 3. xié dài tōng huà zhōng bào |
| [00:52.78] | 4. chǐ |
| [00:54.30] | 5. xiǎng dìng shēn zhǎo qiè |
| [00:55.84] | 6. dà shì shū lèi yìn jiàn wéi |
| [00:57.27] | 7. zǎo méi shēn |
| [00:58.79] | 8. wǎng lù fù lù qiè fú |
| [01:00.25] | 9. duì duì qián |
| [01:01.85] | 10. sī chūn qī píng jūn zhǎng xu |
| [01:03.26] | 11. jīn niè |
| [01:04.85] | 12. yā rù ào yù |
| [01:06.29] | 13. bái chū |
| [01:07.81] | 14. xiě zhēn xiāo |
| [01:09.36] | 15. lǚ lì shū zuì hòu shū sǔn |
| [01:10.83] | 16. bèi jīn bài |
| [01:12.64] | |
| [01:22.50] | |
| [01:24.50] | sǔn shāng shén dà |
| [01:25.36] | tè shū huài wèn wū fā zhù |
| [01:27.69] | xiū lǐ fèi 8000 yuán suǒ yào rì shù 10 rì jiān |
| [01:30.40] | fàn rén shǒu guà tú fāng mù |
| [01:33.30] | zēng rì |
| [01:35.93] | |
| [01:36.43] | nián zhuó xì nán zǐ běn qì jiàn |
| [01:41.99] | xiǎo xián měi rì yì |
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| [01:48.37] | 17. nán zǐ zhōng xué shēng lùn pò |
| [01:49.87] | 18. bǎn huà shòu yè diāo kè dāo wàng |
| [01:51.28] | 19. luò gài jiān wéi |
| [01:52.87] | 20. yì tú xíng xià yán |
| [01:54.41] | 21. sù zú sī yù tà |
| [01:55.75] | 22. jiā líng yǐn lián zhěn chòu |
| [01:57.33] | 23. zhǒng quán lì niè |
| [01:58.79] | 24. ěr hòu kuì |
| [02:00.34] | 25. tū rán chuī fēi |
| [02:01.81] | 26. lì shǒu nì mǎi |
| [02:03.32] | 27. jiān wéi tú |
| [02:04.84] | 28. jìn suǒ zi gōng jì xián |
| [02:06.32] | 29. lín xí zuò |
| [02:07.90] | 30. jiāo tōng fèi sī |
| [02:09.29] | 31. shuǐ mǐ chuī |
| [02:10.81] | 32. zài fàng sòng jiàn táo |
| [02:12.36] | 33. dài jì suàn rù wàng |
| [02:13.75] | 34. tè shū lè qì |
| [02:15.26] | 35. dì yù dài zhí shàng |
| [02:16.76] | 36. bì sǐ xiāo zuò wú |
| [02:18.31] | 37. quán shēn shì |
| [02:19.82] | 38. dà shèng lài cán |
| [02:21.18] | 39. jiān zhí rén hǎo |
| [02:22.78] | 40. yǒu dá |
| [02:24.27] | 41. J2 shì hé dāng |
| [02:25.77] | 42. gǔ guān jié yà tuō jiù |
| [02:27.32] | 43. hǎi wài MAD sù cái |
| [02:28.81] | 44. yī wǎn zhōng wū gēn |
| [02:30.33] | 45. gān guò luò ru |
| [02:31.78] | 46. shí |
| [02:33.27] | 47. xíng diàn chí yǐn ru |
| [02:34.84] | 48. jiā lǐ sǐ |
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| [ti:おニューのかさぶた、ペットに食われろ] | |
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| [00:12.61] | /红灯 停车 空等 |
| [00:13.99] | /宽广的步道 开阔的视野 平静的风 |
| [00:16.81] | /后方 衝击 摇晃 全身 |
| [00:18.46] | /突然衝过来的是一台脚踏车 |
| [00:21.40] | /连句抱歉都没说是要跑哪去 |
| [00:24.19] | /后轮变得软趴趴的啦 |
| [00:25.99] | /即使脚施加体重踩踏板 |
| [00:28.09] | /也完全纹风不动 |
| [00:30.47] | /再也动不了的我的爱车 |
| [00:32.87] | /它的名字是「安全阀鬆弛男」 |
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| [00:36.34] | /连姓名也不晓得的犯人啊 给我觉悟吧 |
| [00:41.43] | /从现在起要对你施予48个诅咒啦 |
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| [00:48.34] | /1.咒你梦见上下两排牙齿全灭 |
| [00:49.91] | /2.咒你喜欢的衣服袖子破破烂烂 |
| [00:51.35] | /3.咒你手机讲到一半爆炸 |
| [00:52.78] | /4.咒你牙刷卡柴鱼片 |
| [00:54.30] | /5.咒你指甲剪得比预想还深 |
| [00:55.84] | /6.咒你在重要文件上盖错章 |
| [00:57.27] | /7.咒你眉毛生长速度快到吓死人 |
| [00:58.79] | /8.咒你来回车票都遗失 |
| [01:00.25] | /9.咒「你vs.眼镜蛇vs.獴」三者PK |
| [01:01.85] | /10.咒你思春期比一般平均还要长 |
| [01:03.26] | /11.咒你咬不断芦笋的纤维 |
| [01:04.85] | /12.咒你壁橱裡长滑菇 |
| [01:06.29] | /13.咒你水果糖只掉出白色薄荷口味 |
| [01:07.81] | /14.咒你照片被病毒软体删光光 |
| [01:09.36] | /15.咒你履历表最后写错字 |
| [01:10.83] | /16.咒你输给欧巴桑的背肌 |
| [01:12.64] | |
| [01:22.50] | |
| [01:24.50] | /损伤极大 |
| [01:25.36] | /特殊的零件故障要向批发商订货 |
| [01:27.69] | /修缮费8000日币 所需天数10日 |
| [01:30.40] | /毫无犯人的线索只能无计可施 |
| [01:33.30] | /过著唯有憎恨日渐加深的每一天 |
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| [01:36.43] | /就让你见识一下黏著系男子的真本事 |
| [01:41.99] | /讨厌的鸟事每天源源不绝地冒出来吧 |
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| [01:48.37] | /17.咒你被中二男生说教 |
| [01:49.87] | /18.咒你版画课忘记带雕刻刀 |
| [01:51.28] | /19.咒你搞错小锅盖的尺寸 |
| [01:52.87] | /20.咒你在无意之下开黄腔 |
| [01:54.41] | /21.咒你光脚使劲踩上弹珠 |
| [01:55.75] | /22.咒你随著年纪增长枕头加龄臭 |
| [01:57.33] | /23.咒你用尽全力咬香蕉籽 |
| [01:58.79] | /24.咒你耳后的青春痘破裂 |
| [02:00.34] | /25.咒你皮带扣环突然爆开 |
| [02:01.81] | /26.咒你不小心买到左撇子专用剪刀 |
| [02:03.32] | /27.咒你误把胶水涂上嘴唇 |
| [02:04.84] | /28.咒你被附近的孩子避讳 |
| [02:06.32] | /29.咒你旁边坐了笨蛋情侣 |
| [02:07.90] | /30.咒你交通费比想像中还贵 |
| [02:09.29] | /31.咒你饭煮得太稀 |
| [02:10.81] | /32.咒你连重播都错过 |
| [02:12.36] | /33.咒你土产费忘记列入预算裡 |
| [02:13.75] | /34.咒你受赠特殊的乐器当礼物 |
| [02:15.26] | /35.咒你住的地区垃圾袋涨价 |
| [02:16.76] | /36.咒你弄丢拼命製作的软橡皮擦 |
| [02:18.31] | /37.咒你用小不啦叽的毛巾擦全身 |
| [02:19.82] | /38.咒你拜託碗要装满结果饭只剩一点点 |
| [02:21.18] | /39.咒你受到垫肩大师青睐 |
| [02:22.78] | /40.咒你朋友每个都变成摩希根头 |
| [02:24.27] | /41.咒你抽中J2足球比赛的门票 |
| [02:25.77] | /42.咒你不知为何髋关节不完全脱臼 |
| [02:27.32] | /43.咒你变成海外MAD素材 |
| [02:28.81] | /44.咒你整晚被屋顶的污痕吓得皮皮挫 |
| [02:30.33] | /45.咒你吃到过甜的奶油麵包而心情低落 |
| [02:31.78] | /46.咒你新结的痂被宠物吃掉 |
| [02:33.27] | /47.咒你吞进钮扣型电池 |
| [02:34.84] | /48.咒你家后面有条翻车鱼死在那 |
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