| 歌曲 | おニューのかさぶた、ペットに食われろ |
| 歌手 | 家の里でマンボウが死んでるP |
| 歌手 | GUMI |
| 专辑 | EXIT TUNES PRESENTS GUMitive from Megpoid |
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| [00:12.61] | 赤信号 停車 待ちぼうけ |
| [00:13.99] | 広い歩道 開けた視界 静かな風 |
| [00:16.81] | 後方 衝撃 揺らぐ 全身 |
| [00:18.46] | 突っ込んできたのは一台の自転車 |
| [00:21.40] | 謝りもせずどこに行く |
| [00:24.19] | 後輪がグニャグニャになっちゃったぞ |
| [00:25.99] | ペダルに足乗せ体重かけても |
| [00:28.09] | さっぱりきっぱり動きゃしないよ |
| [00:30.47] | もう動かない俺の愛車 |
| [00:32.87] | その名は「安全弁 ゆる男」 |
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| [00:36.34] | 名前も知らぬ犯人よ 覚悟しろ |
| [00:41.43] | 今からお前に48の呪いをかけてやるぞ |
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| [00:48.34] | 1.上下の歯が絶滅する夢見ろ |
| [00:49.91] | 2.お気に入りの服の袖が千切れろ |
| [00:51.35] | 3.携帯が通話中に爆ぜろ |
| [00:52.78] | 4.かつおぶしが歯ブラシにからまれ |
| [00:54.30] | 5.想定したより深く爪切れろ |
| [00:55.84] | 6.大事な書類で印鑑違えろ |
| [00:57.27] | 7.ものすごく早く眉が伸びろ |
| [00:58.79] | 8.往路も復路も切符をなくせ |
| [01:00.25] | 9.「ハブ対マングース対お前」やれ |
| [01:01.85] | 10.思春期平均より長く続け |
| [01:03.26] | 11.アスパラの筋を噛みあぐねろ |
| [01:04.85] | 12.押入れの奥でなめこが育て |
| [01:06.29] | 13.ドロップス白いのばっかりが出ろ |
| [01:07.81] | 14.ウィルスソフトに写真を消されろ |
| [01:09.36] | 15.履歴書最後で書き損じろ |
| [01:10.83] | 16.おばあちゃんに背筋で敗れろ |
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| [01:22.50] | |
| [01:24.50] | 損傷は甚大 |
| [01:25.36] | 特殊なパーツが壊れて問屋に発注 |
| [01:27.69] | 修理費は8000円 所要日数は10日間 |
| [01:30.40] | 犯人の手掛かりもなく途方に暮れるのみ |
| [01:33.30] | 憎しみだけがつのる日々を |
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| [01:36.43] | 粘着系男子の本気を見せてやる |
| [01:41.99] | 小さな嫌なことが毎日とめどなく溢れだせ |
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| [01:48.37] | 17.男子中学生に論破されろ |
| [01:49.87] | 18.版画の授業彫刻刀忘れろ |
| [01:51.28] | 19.落とし蓋のサイズ間違えろ |
| [01:52.87] | 20.意図しない形で下ネタ言え |
| [01:54.41] | 21.素足で思いっきりビー玉踏め |
| [01:55.75] | 22.加齢に引き連れて枕が臭え |
| [01:57.33] | 23.バナナの種を全力で噛め |
| [01:58.79] | 24.耳の後ろのニキビが潰れろ |
| [02:00.34] | 25.ベルトのバックル突然吹っ飛べ |
| [02:01.81] | 26.うっかり利き手と逆のハサミ買え |
| [02:03.32] | 27.のりとリップを間違えて塗れ |
| [02:04.84] | 28.近所の子供に忌み嫌われろ |
| [02:06.32] | 29.隣の席にバカップルが座れ |
| [02:07.90] | 30.交通費が思ったよりもかさめ |
| [02:09.29] | 31.やけに水っぽい米が炊けろ |
| [02:10.81] | 32.再放送すら見逃せ |
| [02:12.36] | 33.おみやげ代計算に入れ忘れろ |
| [02:13.75] | 34.特殊な楽器をプレゼントされろ |
| [02:15.26] | 35.地域のゴミ袋値上げしろ |
| [02:16.76] | 36.必死にねり消し作って無くせ |
| [02:18.31] | 37.ちっちゃいタオルで全身拭いてろ |
| [02:19.82] | 38.大盛り頼んでちょっとだけ残せ |
| [02:21.18] | 39.肩パット職人に好かれろ |
| [02:22.78] | 40.友達がみんなモヒカンになれ |
| [02:24.27] | 41.J2の試合のチケット当たれ |
| [02:25.77] | 42.なぜか股関節が亜脱臼しろ |
| [02:27.32] | 43.海外でMAD素材になれ |
| [02:28.81] | 44.一晩中屋根のシミにビビれ |
| [02:30.33] | 45.クリームパンが甘過ぎて落ち込め |
| [02:31.78] | 46.おニューのかさぶたペットに食われろ |
| [02:33.27] | 47.ボタン型の電池飲み込め |
| [02:34.84] | 48.家の裏でマンボウが死んでろ |
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| [00:12.61] | chì xìn hào tíng chē dài |
| [00:13.99] | guǎng bù dào kāi shì jiè jìng fēng |
| [00:16.81] | hòu fāng chōng jí yáo quán shēn |
| [00:18.46] | tū ru yī tái zì zhuǎn chē |
| [00:21.40] | xiè xíng |
| [00:24.19] | hòu lún |
| [00:25.99] | zú chéng tǐ zhòng |
| [00:28.09] | dòng |
| [00:30.47] | dòng ǎn ài chē |
| [00:32.87] | míng ān quán biàn nán |
| [00:35.74] | |
| [00:36.34] | míng qián zhī fàn rén jué wù |
| [00:41.43] | jīn qián 48 zhòu |
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| [00:48.34] | 1. shàng xià chǐ jué miè mèng jiàn |
| [00:49.91] | 2. qì rù fú xiù qiān qiè |
| [00:51.35] | 3. xié dài tōng huà zhōng bào |
| [00:52.78] | 4. chǐ |
| [00:54.30] | 5. xiǎng dìng shēn zhǎo qiè |
| [00:55.84] | 6. dà shì shū lèi yìn jiàn wéi |
| [00:57.27] | 7. zǎo méi shēn |
| [00:58.79] | 8. wǎng lù fù lù qiè fú |
| [01:00.25] | 9. duì duì qián |
| [01:01.85] | 10. sī chūn qī píng jūn zhǎng xu |
| [01:03.26] | 11. jīn niè |
| [01:04.85] | 12. yā rù ào yù |
| [01:06.29] | 13. bái chū |
| [01:07.81] | 14. xiě zhēn xiāo |
| [01:09.36] | 15. lǚ lì shū zuì hòu shū sǔn |
| [01:10.83] | 16. bèi jīn bài |
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| [01:24.50] | sǔn shāng shén dà |
| [01:25.36] | tè shū huài wèn wū fā zhù |
| [01:27.69] | xiū lǐ fèi 8000 yuán suǒ yào rì shù 10 rì jiān |
| [01:30.40] | fàn rén shǒu guà tú fāng mù |
| [01:33.30] | zēng rì |
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| [01:36.43] | nián zhuó xì nán zǐ běn qì jiàn |
| [01:41.99] | xiǎo xián měi rì yì |
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| [01:48.37] | 17. nán zǐ zhōng xué shēng lùn pò |
| [01:49.87] | 18. bǎn huà shòu yè diāo kè dāo wàng |
| [01:51.28] | 19. luò gài jiān wéi |
| [01:52.87] | 20. yì tú xíng xià yán |
| [01:54.41] | 21. sù zú sī yù tà |
| [01:55.75] | 22. jiā líng yǐn lián zhěn chòu |
| [01:57.33] | 23. zhǒng quán lì niè |
| [01:58.79] | 24. ěr hòu kuì |
| [02:00.34] | 25. tū rán chuī fēi |
| [02:01.81] | 26. lì shǒu nì mǎi |
| [02:03.32] | 27. jiān wéi tú |
| [02:04.84] | 28. jìn suǒ zi gōng jì xián |
| [02:06.32] | 29. lín xí zuò |
| [02:07.90] | 30. jiāo tōng fèi sī |
| [02:09.29] | 31. shuǐ mǐ chuī |
| [02:10.81] | 32. zài fàng sòng jiàn táo |
| [02:12.36] | 33. dài jì suàn rù wàng |
| [02:13.75] | 34. tè shū lè qì |
| [02:15.26] | 35. dì yù dài zhí shàng |
| [02:16.76] | 36. bì sǐ xiāo zuò wú |
| [02:18.31] | 37. quán shēn shì |
| [02:19.82] | 38. dà shèng lài cán |
| [02:21.18] | 39. jiān zhí rén hǎo |
| [02:22.78] | 40. yǒu dá |
| [02:24.27] | 41. J2 shì hé dāng |
| [02:25.77] | 42. gǔ guān jié yà tuō jiù |
| [02:27.32] | 43. hǎi wài MAD sù cái |
| [02:28.81] | 44. yī wǎn zhōng wū gēn |
| [02:30.33] | 45. gān guò luò ru |
| [02:31.78] | 46. shí |
| [02:33.27] | 47. xíng diàn chí yǐn ru |
| [02:34.84] | 48. jiā lǐ sǐ |
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| [00:12.61] | hóng dēng tíng chē kōng děng |
| [00:13.99] | kuān guǎng de bù dào kāi kuò de shì yě píng jìng de fēng |
| [00:16.81] | hòu fāng chōng jī yáo huàng quán shēn |
| [00:18.46] | tū rán chōng guò lái de shì yī tái jiǎo tà chē |
| [00:21.40] | lián jù bào qiàn dōu méi shuō shì yào pǎo nǎ qù |
| [00:24.19] | hòu lún biàn de ruǎn pā pā de la |
| [00:25.99] | jí shǐ jiǎo shī jiā tǐ zhòng cǎi tà bǎn |
| [00:28.09] | yě wán quán wén fēng bù dòng |
| [00:30.47] | zài yě dòng bù liǎo de wǒ de ài chē |
| [00:32.87] | tā de míng zì shì ān quán fá sōng chí nán |
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| [00:36.34] | lián xìng míng yě bù xiǎo de de fàn rén a gěi wǒ jué wù ba |
| [00:41.43] | cóng xiàn zài qǐ yào duì nǐ shī yǔ 48 gè zǔ zhòu la |
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| [00:48.34] | 1. zhòu nǐ mèng jiàn shàng xià liǎng pái yá chǐ quán miè |
| [00:49.91] | 2. zhòu nǐ xǐ huān de yī fú xiù zi pò pò làn làn |
| [00:51.35] | 3. zhòu nǐ shǒu jī jiǎng dào yī bàn bào zhà |
| [00:52.78] | 4. zhòu nǐ yá shuā kǎ chái yú piàn |
| [00:54.30] | 5. zhòu nǐ zhǐ jia jiǎn dé bǐ yù xiǎng hái shēn |
| [00:55.84] | 6. zhòu nǐ zài zhòng yào wén jiàn shàng gài cuò zhāng |
| [00:57.27] | 7. zhòu nǐ méi máo shēng zhǎng sù dù kuài dào xià sǐ rén |
| [00:58.79] | 8. zhòu nǐ lái huí chē piào dōu yí shī |
| [01:00.25] | 9. zhòu nǐ vs. yǎn jìng shé vs. měng sān zhě PK |
| [01:01.85] | 10. zhòu nǐ sī chūn qī bǐ yì bān píng jūn hái yào zhǎng |
| [01:03.26] | 11. zhòu nǐ yǎo bù duàn lú sǔn de xiān wéi |
| [01:04.85] | 12. zhòu nǐ bì chú lǐ zhǎng huá gū |
| [01:06.29] | 13. zhòu nǐ shuǐ guǒ táng zhǐ diào chū bái sè bò he kǒu wèi |
| [01:07.81] | 14. zhòu nǐ zhào piān bèi bìng dú ruǎn tǐ shān guāng guāng |
| [01:09.36] | 15. zhòu nǐ lǚ lì biǎo zuì hòu xiě cuò zì |
| [01:10.83] | 16. zhòu nǐ shū gěi ōu ba sāng de bèi jī |
| [01:12.64] | |
| [01:22.50] | |
| [01:24.50] | sǔn shāng jí dà |
| [01:25.36] | tè shū de líng jiàn gù zhàng yào xiàng pī fā shāng dìng huò |
| [01:27.69] | xiū shàn fèi 8000 rì bì suǒ xū tiān shù 10 rì |
| [01:30.40] | háo wú fàn rén de xiàn suǒ zhǐ néng wú jì kě shī |
| [01:33.30] | guò zhe wéi yǒu zēng hèn rì jiàn jiā shēn de měi yì tiān |
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| [01:36.43] | jiù ràng nǐ jiàn shí yī xià nián zhe xì nán zǐ dí zhēn běn shì |
| [01:41.99] | tǎo yàn de niǎo shì měi tiān yuán yuán bù jué dì mào chū lái ba |
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| [01:48.37] | 17. zhòu nǐ bèi zhōng èr nán shēng shuō jiào |
| [01:49.87] | 18. zhòu nǐ bǎn huà kè wàng jì dài diāo kè dāo |
| [01:51.28] | 19. zhòu nǐ gǎo cuò xiǎo guō gài de chǐ cùn |
| [01:52.87] | 20. zhòu nǐ zài wú yì zhī xià kāi huáng qiāng |
| [01:54.41] | 21. zhòu nǐ guāng jiǎo shǐ jìn cǎi shàng dàn zhū |
| [01:55.75] | 22. zhòu nǐ suí zhe nián jì zēng zhǎng zhěn tou jiā líng chòu |
| [01:57.33] | 23. zhòu nǐ yòng jìn quán lì yǎo xiāng jiāo zǐ |
| [01:58.79] | 24. zhòu nǐ ěr hòu de qīng chūn dòu pò liè |
| [02:00.34] | 25. zhòu nǐ pí dài kòu huán tū rán bào kāi |
| [02:01.81] | 26. zhòu nǐ bù xiǎo xīn mǎi dào zuǒ piě zǐ zhuān yòng jiǎn dāo |
| [02:03.32] | 27. zhòu nǐ wù bǎ jiāo shuǐ tú shàng zuǐ chún |
| [02:04.84] | 28. zhòu nǐ bèi fù jìn de hái zi bì huì |
| [02:06.32] | 29. zhòu nǐ páng biān zuò le bèn dàn qíng lǚ |
| [02:07.90] | 30. zhòu nǐ jiāo tōng fèi bǐ xiǎng xiàng zhōng hái guì |
| [02:09.29] | 31. zhòu nǐ fàn zhǔ dé tài xī |
| [02:10.81] | 32. zhòu nǐ lián chóng bō dōu cuò guò |
| [02:12.36] | 33. zhòu nǐ tǔ chǎn fèi wàng jì liè rù yù suàn lǐ |
| [02:13.75] | 34. zhòu nǐ shòu zèng tè shū de yuè qì dāng lǐ wù |
| [02:15.26] | 35. zhòu nǐ zhù de dì qū lā jī dài zhǎng jià |
| [02:16.76] | 36. zhòu nǐ nòng diū pīn mìng zhì zuò de ruǎn xiàng pí cā |
| [02:18.31] | 37. zhòu nǐ yòng xiǎo bù la jī de máo jīn cā quán shēn |
| [02:19.82] | 38. zhòu nǐ bài tuō wǎn yào zhuāng mǎn jié guǒ fàn zhǐ shèng yì diǎn diǎn |
| [02:21.18] | 39. zhòu nǐ shòu dào diàn jiān dà shī qīng lài |
| [02:22.78] | 40. zhòu nǐ péng yǒu měi gè dōu biàn chéng mó xī gēn tóu |
| [02:24.27] | 41. zhòu nǐ chōu zhòng J2 zú qiú bǐ sài de mén piào |
| [02:25.77] | 42. zhòu nǐ bù zhī wèi hé kuān guān jié bù wán quán tuō jiù |
| [02:27.32] | 43. zhòu nǐ biàn chéng hǎi wài MAD sù cái |
| [02:28.81] | 44. zhòu nǐ zhěng wǎn bèi wū dǐng de wū hén xià dé pí pí cuò |
| [02:30.33] | 45. zhòu nǐ chī dào guò tián de nǎi yóu miàn bāo ér xīn qíng dī luò |
| [02:31.78] | 46. zhòu nǐ xīn jié de jiā bèi chǒng wù chī diào |
| [02:33.27] | 47. zhòu nǐ tūn jìn niǔ kòu xíng diàn chí |
| [02:34.84] | 48. zhòu nǐ jiā hòu miàn yǒu tiáo fān chē yú sǐ zài nà |
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