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| [00:00.00] | 德云社小曲《大实话》，据郭德纲介绍，此曲是德云社创始人之一张文顺所作。在郭德纲定期开办北京相声大会后的很长一段时间里，《大实话》都作为德云社的“社歌”，在每一场德云社演出的最后作为保留节目出现。 |
| [00:00.00] | 德云社小曲《大实话》，据郭德纲先生言，为德云社创始人之一张文顺所作。在郭德纲定期开办北京相声大会后的很长一段时间里，《大实话》都作为德云社的“社歌”，即闭幕曲，在每一场德云社演出的最后最后作为保留节目出现。 |
| [00:00.00] | 词来源：郭德纲版本 |
| [00:00.00] | 小井市民爱好玩乐 |
| [00:00.00] | 何谈贪天之功 |
| [00:00.00] | 喜好改编知自己功夫不到，班门弄斧。仅交流爱好，还望各位海涵。 |
| [00:19.55] | 说天亲 |
| [00:26.18] | 天也不算亲 |
| [00:28.86] | 天有日月和星辰哪 |
| [00:34.38] | 日月穿梭催人老,带走世上多少的人 |
| [00:43.84] | 说地亲 |
| [00:47.30] | 地也不算亲 |
| [00:49.48] | 地长万物似黄金哪 |
| [00:54.73] | 争名夺利有多少载,看罢新坟看旧坟 |
| [01:04.48] | 说爹妈亲 |
| [01:07.40] | 爹妈不算亲 |
| [01:09.87] | 爹妈不能永生存哪 |
| [01:15.47] | 满堂的儿女留也留不住,一捧黄土雨泪纷纷 |
| [01:24.83] | 说亲戚亲 |
| [01:27.88] | 不算个亲 |
| [01:30.31] | 你有我富才算亲.有朝一日日子过穷了 |
| [01:40.57] | 富者不登穷者的门 |
| [01:45.28] | 说朋友亲 |
| [01:48.11] | 朋友不算亲 |
| [01:51.18] | 朋友本是陌路的人.人心不足蛇吞相,朋友翻脸就是仇人 |
| [02:05.64] | 说哥们亲 |
| [02:08.73] | 哥们不算亲,吵吵闹闹要把家分 |
| [02:16.65] | 兄如豺狼弟似猛虎,弟兄翻脸狠上加三分 |
| [02:26.25] | 要说亲，观众们亲 |
| [02:34.05] | 观众演员心连着心哪 |
| [02:39.57] | 曾记得早年间有这么句古话，没有君子不养艺人 |
| [02:48.93] | 昨日离趟风冒雪来到塞北 |
| [02:54.30] | ，今日里下江南桃杏争春 |
| [03:00.06] | 我劝诸位 |
| [03:03.78] | 酒色财气君莫近 |
| [03:08.23] | 吃喝嫖赌业莫沾身 |
| [03:13.36] | 没事您就把这相声大会进 |
| [03:18.20] | 听两段相声就散散心 |
| [03:23.60] | 抱拳拱手手尊列位。招财进宝日进斗金 |
| [03:45.77] |
| xin xi lai zi bai du bai ke. | |
| [00:00.000] | zuo qu : wu |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : wu |
| [00:00.00] | de yun she xiao qu da shi hua, ju guo de gang jie shao, ci qu shi de yun she chuang shi ren zhi yi zhang wen shun suo zuo. zai guo de gang ding qi kai ban bei jing xiang sheng da hui hou de hen zhang yi duan shi jian li, da shi hua dou zuo wei de yun she de" she ge", zai mei yi chang de yun she yan chu de zui hou zuo wei bao liu jie mu chu xian. |
| [00:00.00] | de yun she xiao qu da shi hua, ju guo de gang xian sheng yan, wei de yun she chuang shi ren zhi yi zhang wen shun suo zuo. zai guo de gang ding qi kai ban bei jing xiang sheng da hui hou de hen zhang yi duan shi jian li, da shi hua dou zuo wei de yun she de" she ge", ji bi mu qu, zai mei yi chang de yun she yan chu de zui hou zui hou zuo wei bao liu jie mu chu xian. |
| [00:00.00] | ci lai yuan: guo de gang ban ben |
| [00:00.00] | xiao jing shi min ai hao wan le |
| [00:00.00] | he tan tan tian zhi gong |
| [00:00.00] | xi hao gai bian zhi zi ji gong fu bu dao, ban men nong fu. jin jiao liu ai hao, hai wang ge wei hai han. |
| [00:19.55] | shuo tian qin |
| [00:26.18] | tian ye bu suan qin |
| [00:28.86] | tian you ri yue he xing chen na |
| [00:34.38] | ri yue chuan suo cui ren lao, dai zou shi shang duo shao de ren |
| [00:43.84] | shuo di qin |
| [00:47.30] | di ye bu suan qin |
| [00:49.48] | di zhang wan wu shi huang jin na |
| [00:54.73] | zheng ming duo li you duo shao zai, kan ba xin fen kan jiu fen |
| [01:04.48] | shuo die ma qin |
| [01:07.40] | die ma bu suan qin |
| [01:09.87] | die ma bu neng yong sheng cun na |
| [01:15.47] | man tang de er nv liu ye liu bu zhu, yi peng huang tu yu lei fen fen |
| [01:24.83] | shuo qin qi qin |
| [01:27.88] | bu suan ge qin |
| [01:30.31] | ni you wo fu cai suan qin. you zhao yi ri ri zi guo qiong le |
| [01:40.57] | fu zhe bu deng qiong zhe de men |
| [01:45.28] | shuo peng you qin |
| [01:48.11] | peng you bu suan qin |
| [01:51.18] | peng you ben shi mo lu de ren. ren xin bu zu she tun xiang, peng you fan lian jiu shi chou ren |
| [02:05.64] | shuo ge men qin |
| [02:08.73] | ge men bu suan qin, chao chao nao nao yao ba jia fen |
| [02:16.65] | xiong ru chai lang di shi meng hu, di xiong fan lian hen shang jia san fen |
| [02:26.25] | yao shuo qin, guan zhong men qin |
| [02:34.05] | guan zhong yan yuan xin lian zhe xin na |
| [02:39.57] | ceng ji de zao nian jian you zhe me ju gu hua, mei you jun zi bu yang yi ren |
| [02:48.93] | zuo ri li tang feng mao xue lai dao sai bei |
| [02:54.30] | , jin ri li xia jiang nan tao xing zheng chun |
| [03:00.06] | wo quan zhu wei |
| [03:03.78] | jiu se cai qi jun mo jin |
| [03:08.23] | chi he piao du ye mo zhan shen |
| [03:13.36] | mei shi nin jiu ba zhe xiang sheng da hui jin |
| [03:18.20] | ting liang duan xiang sheng jiu san san xin |
| [03:23.60] | bao quan gong shou shou zun lie wei. zhao cai jin bao ri jin dou jin |
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| xìn xī lái zì bǎi dù bǎi kē. | |
| [00:00.000] | zuò qǔ : wú |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : wú |
| [00:00.00] | dé yún shè xiǎo qǔ dà shí huà, jù guō dé gāng jiè shào, cǐ qū shì dé yún shè chuàng shǐ rén zhī yī zhāng wén shùn suǒ zuò. zài guō dé gāng dìng qī kāi bàn běi jīng xiàng sheng dà huì hòu de hěn zhǎng yī duàn shí jiān lǐ, dà shí huà dōu zuò wéi dé yún shè de" shè gē", zài měi yī chǎng dé yún shè yǎn chū de zuì hòu zuò wéi bǎo liú jié mù chū xiàn. |
| [00:00.00] | dé yún shè xiǎo qǔ dà shí huà, jù guō dé gāng xiān shēng yán, wèi dé yún shè chuàng shǐ rén zhī yī zhāng wén shùn suǒ zuò. zài guō dé gāng dìng qī kāi bàn běi jīng xiàng sheng dà huì hòu de hěn zhǎng yī duàn shí jiān lǐ, dà shí huà dōu zuò wéi dé yún shè de" shè gē", jí bì mù qū, zài měi yī chǎng dé yún shè yǎn chū de zuì hòu zuì hòu zuò wéi bǎo liú jié mù chū xiàn. |
| [00:00.00] | cí lái yuán: guō dé gāng bǎn běn |
| [00:00.00] | xiǎo jǐng shì mín ài hào wán lè |
| [00:00.00] | hé tán tān tiān zhī gōng |
| [00:00.00] | xǐ hào gǎi biān zhī zì jǐ gōng fū bú dào, bān mén nòng fǔ. jǐn jiāo liú ài hào, hái wàng gè wèi hǎi hán. |
| [00:19.55] | shuō tiān qīn |
| [00:26.18] | tiān yě bù suàn qīn |
| [00:28.86] | tiān yǒu rì yuè hé xīng chén nǎ |
| [00:34.38] | rì yuè chuān suō cuī rén lǎo, dài zǒu shì shàng duō shǎo de rén |
| [00:43.84] | shuō dì qīn |
| [00:47.30] | dì yě bù suàn qīn |
| [00:49.48] | dì zhǎng wàn wù shì huáng jīn nǎ |
| [00:54.73] | zhēng míng duó lì yǒu duō shǎo zài, kàn bà xīn fén kàn jiù fén |
| [01:04.48] | shuō diē mā qīn |
| [01:07.40] | diē mā bù suàn qīn |
| [01:09.87] | diē mā bù néng yǒng shēng cún nǎ |
| [01:15.47] | mǎn táng de ér nǚ liú yě liú bú zhù, yī pěng huáng tǔ yǔ lèi fēn fēn |
| [01:24.83] | shuō qīn qī qīn |
| [01:27.88] | bù suàn gè qīn |
| [01:30.31] | nǐ yǒu wǒ fù cái suàn qīn. yǒu zhāo yī rì rì zi guò qióng le |
| [01:40.57] | fù zhě bù dēng qióng zhě de mén |
| [01:45.28] | shuō péng yǒu qīn |
| [01:48.11] | péng yǒu bù suàn qīn |
| [01:51.18] | péng yǒu běn shì mò lù de rén. rén xīn bù zú shé tūn xiāng, péng yǒu fān liǎn jiù shì chóu rén |
| [02:05.64] | shuō gē men qīn |
| [02:08.73] | gē men bù suàn qīn, chāo chao nào nào yào bǎ jiā fēn |
| [02:16.65] | xiōng rú chái láng dì shì měng hǔ, dì xiōng fān liǎn hěn shàng jiā sān fēn |
| [02:26.25] | yào shuō qīn, guān zhòng men qīn |
| [02:34.05] | guān zhòng yǎn yuán xīn lián zhe xīn nǎ |
| [02:39.57] | céng jì de zǎo nián jiān yǒu zhè me jù gǔ huà, méi yǒu jūn zǐ bù yǎng yì rén |
| [02:48.93] | zuó rì lí tàng fēng mào xuě lái dào sài běi |
| [02:54.30] | , jīn rì lǐ xià jiāng nán táo xìng zhēng chūn |
| [03:00.06] | wǒ quàn zhū wèi |
| [03:03.78] | jiǔ sè cái qì jūn mò jìn |
| [03:08.23] | chī hē piáo dǔ yè mò zhān shēn |
| [03:13.36] | méi shì nín jiù bǎ zhè xiàng sheng dà huì jìn |
| [03:18.20] | tīng liǎng duàn xiàng sheng jiù sàn sàn xīn |
| [03:23.60] | bào quán gǒng shǒu shǒu zūn liè wèi. zhāo cái jìn bǎo rì jìn dǒu jīn |
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