Hole In My Pants 歌词
| 歌曲 | Hole In My Pants |
| 歌手 | Various Artists |
| 专辑 | Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story |
| 下载 | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:09.479] | I got a little history song for ya |
| [00:13.002] | Ya ready? |
| [00:14.938] | You’re gonna love this one |
| [00:17.814] | This is a story you need to hear |
| [00:19.954] | You can hear it while you’re drinking your fifteenth beer |
| [00:22.709] | It’s a woeful tale of intrigue and romance |
| [00:28.662] | It’s a story of how the Wild West grew |
| [00:31.431] | And I swear every word is partly true |
| [00:34.355] | This one’s about me and the hole that was in my pants |
| [00:40.450] | Everybody laughed when I walked to and fro’ |
| [00:42.852] | Just why they were laughing I never did know |
| [00:45.867] | ’Til one day I passed a mirror just by chance |
| [00:51.210] | I seen my reflection in the looking glass |
| [00:54.394] | And to my great surprise just below my ass |
| [00:57.186] | Was a big ole ripped out gaping hole in my pants |
| [01:02.850] | Now if I had had a pair to spare |
| [01:05.915] | I’m sure I might’ve found something different to wear |
| [01:08.759] | But I happened to have just returned from a trip to France |
| [01:14.282] | And I packed pretty light so there was nothing more |
| [01:17.232] | I could do that day then try to ignore |
| [01:20.476] | The fact that I had a big ole hole in my pants |
| [01:25.922] | For a while things seemed to be going fine |
| [01:28.695] | ’Til some joker made cracks and folks got in line |
| [01:31.811] | And the joker was joined by a pack of sycophants |
| [01:37.405] | They hooted and hollered and pointed and poked |
| [01:40.053] | And it wasn’t too long ’til I was sick of their jokes |
| [01:43.308] | Their jokes on account of the hole in my pants |
| [01:48.962] | Well I was pretty steamed and I put up my dukes |
| [01:51.522] | I was ready to take on all of them kooks |
| [01:54.567] | When out the corner my eye this girl gave me a glance |
| [02:00.352] | To say she looked good barely hits the truth |
| [02:02.817] | Coulda made a Lincoln lover out of John Wilkes Booth |
| [02:05.870] | And best of all she had a hole in her pants |
| [02:11.165] | You wanna hear more? |
| [02:14.511] | Well then show me your drawers |
| [02:20.363] | Not you! |
| [02:27.266] | Well this girl and me got together you see |
| [02:30.226] | And everyone around could tell that we were tighter than Lucille Ball and Vivian Vance |
| [02:38.714] | Folks she was my queen and I was her king |
| [02:41.670] | And far from it being a negative thing |
| [02:44.573] | It was mighty useful to have holes in our pants |
| [02:50.029] | You know what I mean? |
| [02:52.281] | Yeah I thought you did |
| [02:58.750] | Well first then one, then two, then four, then eight |
| [03:02.132] | Then everyone had holes in their pants it was great |
| [03:04.996] | Shoulda seen it man, the whole town started to dance |
| [03:10.394] | Now you probably figured out if you concentrated |
| [03:13.578] | That that’s how the wild west got populated |
| [03:16.535] | And it all began with a hole in my pants |
| [03:21.762] | I’m just about finished and I mean right now sir |
| [03:24.933] | With a song about the big hole in my big trousers |
| [03:27.891] | Pants and holes and I feel like I’m in a trance |
| [03:33.391] | And the moral of the story, the moral of the song |
| [03:36.644] | Is maybe we’d all just get along |
| [03:39.502] | A whooooole lot better if we all had holes in our pants |
| [00:09.479] | I got a little history song for ya |
| [00:13.002] | Ya ready? |
| [00:14.938] | You' re gonna love this one |
| [00:17.814] | This is a story you need to hear |
| [00:19.954] | You can hear it while you' re drinking your fifteenth beer |
| [00:22.709] | It' s a woeful tale of intrigue and romance |
| [00:28.662] | It' s a story of how the Wild West grew |
| [00:31.431] | And I swear every word is partly true |
| [00:34.355] | This one' s about me and the hole that was in my pants |
| [00:40.450] | Everybody laughed when I walked to and fro' |
| [00:42.852] | Just why they were laughing I never did know |
| [00:45.867] | ' Til one day I passed a mirror just by chance |
| [00:51.210] | I seen my reflection in the looking glass |
| [00:54.394] | And to my great surprise just below my ass |
| [00:57.186] | Was a big ole ripped out gaping hole in my pants |
| [01:02.850] | Now if I had had a pair to spare |
| [01:05.915] | I' m sure I might' ve found something different to wear |
| [01:08.759] | But I happened to have just returned from a trip to France |
| [01:14.282] | And I packed pretty light so there was nothing more |
| [01:17.232] | I could do that day then try to ignore |
| [01:20.476] | The fact that I had a big ole hole in my pants |
| [01:25.922] | For a while things seemed to be going fine |
| [01:28.695] | ' Til some joker made cracks and folks got in line |
| [01:31.811] | And the joker was joined by a pack of sycophants |
| [01:37.405] | They hooted and hollered and pointed and poked |
| [01:40.053] | And it wasn' t too long ' til I was sick of their jokes |
| [01:43.308] | Their jokes on account of the hole in my pants |
| [01:48.962] | Well I was pretty steamed and I put up my dukes |
| [01:51.522] | I was ready to take on all of them kooks |
| [01:54.567] | When out the corner my eye this girl gave me a glance |
| [02:00.352] | To say she looked good barely hits the truth |
| [02:02.817] | Coulda made a Lincoln lover out of John Wilkes Booth |
| [02:05.870] | And best of all she had a hole in her pants |
| [02:11.165] | You wanna hear more? |
| [02:14.511] | Well then show me your drawers |
| [02:20.363] | Not you! |
| [02:27.266] | Well this girl and me got together you see |
| [02:30.226] | And everyone around could tell that we were tighter than Lucille Ball and Vivian Vance |
| [02:38.714] | Folks she was my queen and I was her king |
| [02:41.670] | And far from it being a negative thing |
| [02:44.573] | It was mighty useful to have holes in our pants |
| [02:50.029] | You know what I mean? |
| [02:52.281] | Yeah I thought you did |
| [02:58.750] | Well first then one, then two, then four, then eight |
| [03:02.132] | Then everyone had holes in their pants it was great |
| [03:04.996] | Shoulda seen it man, the whole town started to dance |
| [03:10.394] | Now you probably figured out if you concentrated |
| [03:13.578] | That that' s how the wild west got populated |
| [03:16.535] | And it all began with a hole in my pants |
| [03:21.762] | I' m just about finished and I mean right now sir |
| [03:24.933] | With a song about the big hole in my big trousers |
| [03:27.891] | Pants and holes and I feel like I' m in a trance |
| [03:33.391] | And the moral of the story, the moral of the song |
| [03:36.644] | Is maybe we' d all just get along |
| [03:39.502] | A whooooole lot better if we all had holes in our pants |
| [00:09.479] | I got a little history song for ya |
| [00:13.002] | Ya ready? |
| [00:14.938] | You' re gonna love this one |
| [00:17.814] | This is a story you need to hear |
| [00:19.954] | You can hear it while you' re drinking your fifteenth beer |
| [00:22.709] | It' s a woeful tale of intrigue and romance |
| [00:28.662] | It' s a story of how the Wild West grew |
| [00:31.431] | And I swear every word is partly true |
| [00:34.355] | This one' s about me and the hole that was in my pants |
| [00:40.450] | Everybody laughed when I walked to and fro' |
| [00:42.852] | Just why they were laughing I never did know |
| [00:45.867] | ' Til one day I passed a mirror just by chance |
| [00:51.210] | I seen my reflection in the looking glass |
| [00:54.394] | And to my great surprise just below my ass |
| [00:57.186] | Was a big ole ripped out gaping hole in my pants |
| [01:02.850] | Now if I had had a pair to spare |
| [01:05.915] | I' m sure I might' ve found something different to wear |
| [01:08.759] | But I happened to have just returned from a trip to France |
| [01:14.282] | And I packed pretty light so there was nothing more |
| [01:17.232] | I could do that day then try to ignore |
| [01:20.476] | The fact that I had a big ole hole in my pants |
| [01:25.922] | For a while things seemed to be going fine |
| [01:28.695] | ' Til some joker made cracks and folks got in line |
| [01:31.811] | And the joker was joined by a pack of sycophants |
| [01:37.405] | They hooted and hollered and pointed and poked |
| [01:40.053] | And it wasn' t too long ' til I was sick of their jokes |
| [01:43.308] | Their jokes on account of the hole in my pants |
| [01:48.962] | Well I was pretty steamed and I put up my dukes |
| [01:51.522] | I was ready to take on all of them kooks |
| [01:54.567] | When out the corner my eye this girl gave me a glance |
| [02:00.352] | To say she looked good barely hits the truth |
| [02:02.817] | Coulda made a Lincoln lover out of John Wilkes Booth |
| [02:05.870] | And best of all she had a hole in her pants |
| [02:11.165] | You wanna hear more? |
| [02:14.511] | Well then show me your drawers |
| [02:20.363] | Not you! |
| [02:27.266] | Well this girl and me got together you see |
| [02:30.226] | And everyone around could tell that we were tighter than Lucille Ball and Vivian Vance |
| [02:38.714] | Folks she was my queen and I was her king |
| [02:41.670] | And far from it being a negative thing |
| [02:44.573] | It was mighty useful to have holes in our pants |
| [02:50.029] | You know what I mean? |
| [02:52.281] | Yeah I thought you did |
| [02:58.750] | Well first then one, then two, then four, then eight |
| [03:02.132] | Then everyone had holes in their pants it was great |
| [03:04.996] | Shoulda seen it man, the whole town started to dance |
| [03:10.394] | Now you probably figured out if you concentrated |
| [03:13.578] | That that' s how the wild west got populated |
| [03:16.535] | And it all began with a hole in my pants |
| [03:21.762] | I' m just about finished and I mean right now sir |
| [03:24.933] | With a song about the big hole in my big trousers |
| [03:27.891] | Pants and holes and I feel like I' m in a trance |
| [03:33.391] | And the moral of the story, the moral of the song |
| [03:36.644] | Is maybe we' d all just get along |
| [03:39.502] | A whooooole lot better if we all had holes in our pants |
| [00:09.479] | 我有首关于历史的小歌唱给你们 |
| [00:13.002] | 准备好了吗？ |
| [00:14.938] | 你们会喜欢的 |
| [00:17.814] | 这是段你们该知道的故事 |
| [00:19.954] | 喝够十五杯啤酒你们就能听到 |
| [00:22.709] | 是个充满阴谋和浪漫的悲剧 |
| [00:28.662] | 这是关于大西部扩张的故事 |
| [00:31.431] | 我发誓每个字都基本属实 |
| [00:34.355] | 关于我和我裤子上的洞 |
| [00:40.450] | 我前后走时大家都在笑 |
| [00:42.852] | 为什么笑我也不知道 |
| [00:45.867] | 直到某天我经过一面镜子 |
| [00:51.210] | 从镜子里我看到自己 |
| [00:54.394] | 屁股下面吓了我一跳 |
| [00:57.186] | 裤子裂开老大一个洞 |
| [01:02.850] | 如果我当时有条备用 |
| [01:05.915] | 我多半就会换一条穿 |
| [01:08.759] | 但我恰好刚从法国回来 |
| [01:14.282] | 行李很少所以没多余的 |
| [01:17.232] | 那时我也能试着忽略 |
| [01:20.476] | 我裤子有洞的事 |
| [01:25.922] | 有段时间情况还算不错 |
| [01:28.695] | 直到有个小丑开了个头然后大伙一拥而上 |
| [01:31.811] | 小丑后面有群跟屁虫 |
| [01:37.405] | 他们大喊大叫，指指点点 |
| [01:40.053] | 很快我就厌倦了他们的笑话 |
| [01:43.308] | 笑话的是我裤子上的洞 |
| [01:48.962] | 我很生气地举起拳头 |
| [01:51.522] | 我已准备对付这些烂人 |
| [01:54.567] | 这时我余光瞄到这女孩对我使眼色 |
| [02:00.352] | 说她好看勉强符合事实 |
| [02:02.817] | 能把约翰·威尔克斯·布斯（刺杀林肯的人）变成林肯粉丝 |
| [02:05.870] | 最棒的是她裤子上有个洞 |
| [02:11.165] | 你们想继续听？ |
| [02:14.511] | 给我看看内裤 |
| [02:20.363] | 不是说你！ |
| [02:27.266] | 你们看，我和那女孩在一起了 |
| [02:30.226] | 一旁的人都能看出，我们比露西尔·鲍尔和薇薇安·万斯还亲密 |
| [02:38.714] | 大伙儿，她是我的女皇而我是她的国王 |
| [02:41.670] | 而且事情一点不糟糕 |
| [02:44.573] | 我们裤子上的洞太有用了 |
| [02:50.029] | 懂我的意思吗？ |
| [02:52.281] | 嗯，我猜你们懂 |
| [02:58.750] | 先是1，再是2，再是4，再是8 |
| [03:02.132] | 然后每个人裤子都有洞而这很棒 |
| [03:04.996] | 都该来看看，哥们。全镇人开始跳舞 |
| [03:10.394] | 现在你仔细想大概就能明白 |
| [03:13.578] | 这就是大西部人口为何增长 |
| [03:16.535] | 全都从我裤子上的洞开始 |
| [03:21.762] | 我正准备结束了，我说的就是现在，先生 |
| [03:24.933] | 用一首关于我大裤衩上大洞的歌 |
| [03:27.891] | 裤子和洞而我感到恍惚 |
| [03:33.391] | 而这故事的寓意，这首歌的寓意 |
| [03:36.644] | 是也许我们都该好好相处 |
| [03:39.502] | 如果我们裤子上有洞就好太多了 |
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