歌曲 | Hole In My Pants |
歌手 | Various Artists |
专辑 | Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story |
[00:09.479] | I got a little history song for ya |
[00:13.002] | Ya ready? |
[00:14.938] | You’re gonna love this one |
[00:17.814] | This is a story you need to hear |
[00:19.954] | You can hear it while you’re drinking your fifteenth beer |
[00:22.709] | It’s a woeful tale of intrigue and romance |
[00:28.662] | It’s a story of how the Wild West grew |
[00:31.431] | And I swear every word is partly true |
[00:34.355] | This one’s about me and the hole that was in my pants |
[00:40.450] | Everybody laughed when I walked to and fro’ |
[00:42.852] | Just why they were laughing I never did know |
[00:45.867] | ’Til one day I passed a mirror just by chance |
[00:51.210] | I seen my reflection in the looking glass |
[00:54.394] | And to my great surprise just below my ass |
[00:57.186] | Was a big ole ripped out gaping hole in my pants |
[01:02.850] | Now if I had had a pair to spare |
[01:05.915] | I’m sure I might’ve found something different to wear |
[01:08.759] | But I happened to have just returned from a trip to France |
[01:14.282] | And I packed pretty light so there was nothing more |
[01:17.232] | I could do that day then try to ignore |
[01:20.476] | The fact that I had a big ole hole in my pants |
[01:25.922] | For a while things seemed to be going fine |
[01:28.695] | ’Til some joker made cracks and folks got in line |
[01:31.811] | And the joker was joined by a pack of sycophants |
[01:37.405] | They hooted and hollered and pointed and poked |
[01:40.053] | And it wasn’t too long ’til I was sick of their jokes |
[01:43.308] | Their jokes on account of the hole in my pants |
[01:48.962] | Well I was pretty steamed and I put up my dukes |
[01:51.522] | I was ready to take on all of them kooks |
[01:54.567] | When out the corner my eye this girl gave me a glance |
[02:00.352] | To say she looked good barely hits the truth |
[02:02.817] | Coulda made a Lincoln lover out of John Wilkes Booth |
[02:05.870] | And best of all she had a hole in her pants |
[02:11.165] | You wanna hear more? |
[02:14.511] | Well then show me your drawers |
[02:20.363] | Not you! |
[02:27.266] | Well this girl and me got together you see |
[02:30.226] | And everyone around could tell that we were tighter than Lucille Ball and Vivian Vance |
[02:38.714] | Folks she was my queen and I was her king |
[02:41.670] | And far from it being a negative thing |
[02:44.573] | It was mighty useful to have holes in our pants |
[02:50.029] | You know what I mean? |
[02:52.281] | Yeah I thought you did |
[02:58.750] | Well first then one, then two, then four, then eight |
[03:02.132] | Then everyone had holes in their pants it was great |
[03:04.996] | Shoulda seen it man, the whole town started to dance |
[03:10.394] | Now you probably figured out if you concentrated |
[03:13.578] | That that’s how the wild west got populated |
[03:16.535] | And it all began with a hole in my pants |
[03:21.762] | I’m just about finished and I mean right now sir |
[03:24.933] | With a song about the big hole in my big trousers |
[03:27.891] | Pants and holes and I feel like I’m in a trance |
[03:33.391] | And the moral of the story, the moral of the song |
[03:36.644] | Is maybe we’d all just get along |
[03:39.502] | A whooooole lot better if we all had holes in our pants |
[00:09.479] | I got a little history song for ya |
[00:13.002] | Ya ready? |
[00:14.938] | You' re gonna love this one |
[00:17.814] | This is a story you need to hear |
[00:19.954] | You can hear it while you' re drinking your fifteenth beer |
[00:22.709] | It' s a woeful tale of intrigue and romance |
[00:28.662] | It' s a story of how the Wild West grew |
[00:31.431] | And I swear every word is partly true |
[00:34.355] | This one' s about me and the hole that was in my pants |
[00:40.450] | Everybody laughed when I walked to and fro' |
[00:42.852] | Just why they were laughing I never did know |
[00:45.867] | ' Til one day I passed a mirror just by chance |
[00:51.210] | I seen my reflection in the looking glass |
[00:54.394] | And to my great surprise just below my ass |
[00:57.186] | Was a big ole ripped out gaping hole in my pants |
[01:02.850] | Now if I had had a pair to spare |
[01:05.915] | I' m sure I might' ve found something different to wear |
[01:08.759] | But I happened to have just returned from a trip to France |
[01:14.282] | And I packed pretty light so there was nothing more |
[01:17.232] | I could do that day then try to ignore |
[01:20.476] | The fact that I had a big ole hole in my pants |
[01:25.922] | For a while things seemed to be going fine |
[01:28.695] | ' Til some joker made cracks and folks got in line |
[01:31.811] | And the joker was joined by a pack of sycophants |
[01:37.405] | They hooted and hollered and pointed and poked |
[01:40.053] | And it wasn' t too long ' til I was sick of their jokes |
[01:43.308] | Their jokes on account of the hole in my pants |
[01:48.962] | Well I was pretty steamed and I put up my dukes |
[01:51.522] | I was ready to take on all of them kooks |
[01:54.567] | When out the corner my eye this girl gave me a glance |
[02:00.352] | To say she looked good barely hits the truth |
[02:02.817] | Coulda made a Lincoln lover out of John Wilkes Booth |
[02:05.870] | And best of all she had a hole in her pants |
[02:11.165] | You wanna hear more? |
[02:14.511] | Well then show me your drawers |
[02:20.363] | Not you! |
[02:27.266] | Well this girl and me got together you see |
[02:30.226] | And everyone around could tell that we were tighter than Lucille Ball and Vivian Vance |
[02:38.714] | Folks she was my queen and I was her king |
[02:41.670] | And far from it being a negative thing |
[02:44.573] | It was mighty useful to have holes in our pants |
[02:50.029] | You know what I mean? |
[02:52.281] | Yeah I thought you did |
[02:58.750] | Well first then one, then two, then four, then eight |
[03:02.132] | Then everyone had holes in their pants it was great |
[03:04.996] | Shoulda seen it man, the whole town started to dance |
[03:10.394] | Now you probably figured out if you concentrated |
[03:13.578] | That that' s how the wild west got populated |
[03:16.535] | And it all began with a hole in my pants |
[03:21.762] | I' m just about finished and I mean right now sir |
[03:24.933] | With a song about the big hole in my big trousers |
[03:27.891] | Pants and holes and I feel like I' m in a trance |
[03:33.391] | And the moral of the story, the moral of the song |
[03:36.644] | Is maybe we' d all just get along |
[03:39.502] | A whooooole lot better if we all had holes in our pants |
[00:09.479] | wǒ yǒu shǒu guān yú lì shǐ de xiǎo gē chàng gěi nǐ men |
[00:13.002] | zhǔn bèi hǎo le ma? |
[00:14.938] | nǐ men huì xǐ huān de |
[00:17.814] | zhè shì duàn nǐ men gāi zhī dào de gù shì |
[00:19.954] | hē gòu shí wǔ bēi pí jiǔ nǐ men jiù néng tīng dào |
[00:22.709] | shì gè chōng mǎn yīn móu hé làng màn de bēi jù |
[00:28.662] | zhè shì guān yú dà xī bù kuò zhāng de gù shì |
[00:31.431] | wǒ fā shì měi gè zì dōu jī běn shǔ shí |
[00:34.355] | guān yú wǒ hé wǒ kù zi shàng de dòng |
[00:40.450] | wǒ qián hòu zǒu shí dà jiā dōu zài xiào |
[00:42.852] | wèi shí me xiào wǒ yě bù zhī dào |
[00:45.867] | zhí dào mǒu tiān wǒ jīng guò yī miàn jìng zi |
[00:51.210] | cóng jìng zi lǐ wǒ kàn dào zì jǐ |
[00:54.394] | pì gǔ xià miàn xià le wǒ yī tiào |
[00:57.186] | kù zi liè kāi lǎo dà yí gè dòng |
[01:02.850] | rú guǒ wǒ dāng shí yǒu tiáo bèi yòng |
[01:05.915] | wǒ duō bàn jiù huì huàn yī tiáo chuān |
[01:08.759] | dàn wǒ qià hǎo gāng cóng fǎ guó huí lái |
[01:14.282] | xíng lǐ hěn shǎo suǒ yǐ méi duō yú de |
[01:17.232] | nà shí wǒ yě néng shì zhe hū lüè |
[01:20.476] | wǒ kù zi yǒu dòng de shì |
[01:25.922] | yǒu duàn shí jiān qíng kuàng hái suàn bù cuò |
[01:28.695] | zhí dào yǒu gè xiǎo chǒu kāi le gè tóu rán hòu dà huǒ yī yōng ér shàng |
[01:31.811] | xiǎo chǒu hòu miàn yǒu qún gēn pì chóng |
[01:37.405] | tā men dà hǎn dà jiào, zhǐ zhǐ diǎn diǎn |
[01:40.053] | hěn kuài wǒ jiù yàn juàn le tā men de xiào huà |
[01:43.308] | xiào huà de shì wǒ kù zi shàng de dòng |
[01:48.962] | wǒ hěn shēng qì dì jǔ qǐ quán tou |
[01:51.522] | wǒ yǐ zhǔn bèi duì fù zhèi xiē làn rén |
[01:54.567] | zhè shí wǒ yú guāng miáo dào zhè nǚ hái duì wǒ shǐ yǎn sè |
[02:00.352] | shuō tā hǎo kàn miǎn qiǎng fú hé shì shí |
[02:02.817] | néng bǎ yuē hàn wēi ěr kè sī bù sī cì shā lín kěn de rén biàn chéng lín kěn fěn sī |
[02:05.870] | zuì bàng de shì tā kù zi shàng yǒu gè dòng |
[02:11.165] | nǐ men xiǎng jì xù tīng? |
[02:14.511] | gěi wǒ kàn kàn nèi kù |
[02:20.363] | bú shì shuō nǐ! |
[02:27.266] | nǐ men kàn, wǒ hé nà nǚ hái zài yì qǐ le |
[02:30.226] | yī páng de rén dōu néng kàn chū, wǒ men bǐ lù xī ěr bào ěr hé wēi wēi ān wàn sī hái qīn mì |
[02:38.714] | dà huǒ ér, tā shì wǒ de nǚ huáng ér wǒ shì tā de guó wáng |
[02:41.670] | ér qiě shì qíng yì diǎn bù zāo gāo |
[02:44.573] | wǒ men kù zi shàng de dòng tài yǒu yòng le |
[02:50.029] | dǒng wǒ de yì sī ma? |
[02:52.281] | , wǒ cāi nǐ men dǒng |
[02:58.750] | xiān shì 1, zài shì 2, zài shì 4, zài shì 8 |
[03:02.132] | rán hòu měi ge rén kù zǐ dōu yǒu dòng ér zhè hěn bàng |
[03:04.996] | dōu gāi lái kàn kàn, gē men. quán zhèn rén kāi shǐ tiào wǔ |
[03:10.394] | xiàn zài nǐ zǐ xì xiǎng dà gài jiù néng míng bái |
[03:13.578] | zhè jiù shì dà xī bù rén kǒu wèi hé zēng zhǎng |
[03:16.535] | quán dōu cóng wǒ kù zi shàng de dòng kāi shǐ |
[03:21.762] | wǒ zhèng zhǔn bèi jié shù le, wǒ shuō de jiù shì xiàn zài, xiān shēng |
[03:24.933] | yòng yī shǒu guān yú wǒ dà kù chǎ shàng dà dòng de gē |
[03:27.891] | kù zi hé dòng ér wǒ gǎn dào huǎng hū |
[03:33.391] | ér zhè gù shì de yù yì, zhè shǒu gē de yù yì |
[03:36.644] | shì yě xǔ wǒ men dōu gāi hǎo hǎo xiāng chǔ |
[03:39.502] | rú guǒ wǒ men kù zi shàng yǒu dòng jiù hǎo tài duō le |