(The Legend Of) Miss Baltimore Crabs

(The Legend Of) Miss Baltimore Crabs 歌词

歌曲 (The Legend Of) Miss Baltimore Crabs
歌手 Michelle Pfeiffer
专辑 Hairspray
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[00.26.230] back and…oh amber.Look at this motley crew
[00:03.880] Front step, cha-cha-cha, back step cha-cha-cha, side step, front step, back, and turn
[00:11.080] Oh my god, Penny, there's Link, Link! I can't believe I'm really here auditioning!
[00:16.240] I can't believe I'm really here watching you audition!
[00:19.070] Front step,cha-cha-cha
[00:20.110] Back step,cha-cha-cha
[00:21.920] side step,front step
[00:27.910] oh!this town sure has gone downhill since I was crowned miss baltimore crabs
[00:30.680] Oh, mother not more ancient history!
[00:32.650] oh my god.how times have changed
[00:35.920] these girls must be blind or completely deranged
[00:39.420] but time seemed to halt
[00:40.490] when I was miss baltimore crabs
[00:44.570] amber, that move is far too dirty~
[00:46.730] Mother, wake up from that dream of yours, this isn't 1930!
[00:50.570] You can laugh, but life's a test!
[00:53.750] Don’t do this, don't do that!
[00:55.480] Remember, Mother knows best!
[00:57.640] And the crowns in the vault from
[00:59.710] when I won Miss Baltimore Crabs
[01:02.690] these steps are perfect ammunition.
[01:04.710] Let me show you how you Mommy dear took out the competition
[01:08.390] Girls, go get them, boys lets rumba!
[01:11.850] 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 1,2,3,4,5,6,7
[01:15.500] Those poor runner ups
[01:17.390] might still hold some grudges
[01:19.240] They padded their cups
[01:21.290] But I screwed the judges! those broads thought they'd win if a plate they would spin in their dance..hahaha..not a chance
[01:30.390] boys, put me down!
[1:32.490] Oh, good morning ladies, lets see what you got!
[01:36.180] Twist, twist, twist, twist, mashed potato, mambo!
[01:40.140]
[01:40.500] On my show you'll never find a thrusting hip or bump and grind!
[01:44.860] Whats that, a dance for flees and tics?
[01:46.600] Oh, you should have seen my bag of tricks!
[01:48.560] I hit the stage
[01:50.270]
[01:52.290] While belting Aida
[01:54.010] and preparing SOUFLEES!
[01:54.530] But that triple somersault
[01:56.530] is how I clinched Miss Baltimore Crabs!
[02:29.780] Proceed.
[02:30.630] Are you scared we're on live?
[02:32.340] No, I'm sure I can cope.
[02:34.100] Well, this show isn't broadcast in
[02:36.480] Cinema scope!
[02:37.740] I never drink one chocolate malt
[02:39.570] no deserts for Miss Baltimore Crabs!
[02:44.860] This one will never get a date in those hand-me-down clothes!
[02:48.460] Ha kid, she'll never get a date till daddy buy her a new nose!
[02:52.190] I would say
[02:52.910] Oh! guvilut
[02:54.090] if I wasn't miss Baltimore crabs
[02:59.120] Do you dance like you dress?
[03:01.010] Amber, theres no need to be cruel
[03:02.810] would u swim in an integrated pool?
[03:06.380] I sure would! im all 4 integration! its the new frontier!
[03:10.960] Not in Baltimore, it isn't!
[03:13.080] and may i be frank
[03:14.800] first impressions can be tough
[03:16.660] and when i saw you i knew
[03:18.510] if your size weren't enough ,your last answer just blew it!
[03:22.210] and so my dear ,so short and stout
[03:25.640] you’ll never be in
[03:27.450] so were kicking you out!
[03:29.330] with your form and your fate
[03:31.450] oh, it isn't your fault!
[03:33.070] just down with a case of Miss Baltimore crabs
[03:43.700] ugh you may go
[03:45.120]
[03:47.480] I think they secretly liked u!
[03:51.740] May I please audition?
[03:52.920] Of course not
[03:54.570] but u can bow and exalt
[03:56.770] for i am miss Baltimore crabs!
[04:02.990] crabs, crabs, crabs
[00.26.230] back and oh amber. Look at this motley crew
[00:03.880] Front step, chachacha, back step chachacha, side step, front step, back, and turn
[00:11.080] Oh my god, Penny, there' s Link, Link! I can' t believe I' m really here auditioning!
[00:16.240] I can' t believe I' m really here watching you audition!
[00:19.070] Front step, chachacha
[00:20.110] Back step, chachacha
[00:21.920] side step, front step
[00:27.910] oh! this town sure has gone downhill since I was crowned miss baltimore crabs
[00:30.680] Oh, mother not more ancient history!
[00:32.650] oh my god. how times have changed
[00:35.920] these girls must be blind or completely deranged
[00:39.420] but time seemed to halt
[00:40.490] when I was miss baltimore crabs
[00:44.570] amber, that move is far too dirty
[00:46.730] Mother, wake up from that dream of yours, this isn' t 1930!
[00:50.570] You can laugh, but life' s a test!
[00:53.750] Don' t do this, don' t do that!
[00:55.480] Remember, Mother knows best!
[00:57.640] And the crowns in the vault from
[00:59.710] when I won Miss Baltimore Crabs
[01:02.690] these steps are perfect ammunition.
[01:04.710] Let me show you how you Mommy dear took out the competition
[01:08.390] Girls, go get them, boys lets rumba!
[01:11.850] 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
[01:15.500] Those poor runner ups
[01:17.390] might still hold some grudges
[01:19.240] They padded their cups
[01:21.290] But I screwed the judges! those broads thought they' d win if a plate they would spin in their dance.. hahaha.. not a chance
[01:30.390] boys, put me down!
[1:32.490] Oh, good morning ladies, lets see what you got!
[01:36.180] Twist, twist, twist, twist, mashed potato, mambo!
[01:40.140]
[01:40.500] On my show you' ll never find a thrusting hip or bump and grind!
[01:44.860] Whats that, a dance for flees and tics?
[01:46.600] Oh, you should have seen my bag of tricks!
[01:48.560] I hit the stage
[01:50.270]
[01:52.290] While belting Aida
[01:54.010] and preparing SOUFLEES!
[01:54.530] But that triple somersault
[01:56.530] is how I clinched Miss Baltimore Crabs!
[02:29.780] Proceed.
[02:30.630] Are you scared we' re on live?
[02:32.340] No, I' m sure I can cope.
[02:34.100] Well, this show isn' t broadcast in
[02:36.480] Cinema scope!
[02:37.740] I never drink one chocolate malt
[02:39.570] no deserts for Miss Baltimore Crabs!
[02:44.860] This one will never get a date in those handmedown clothes!
[02:48.460] Ha kid, she' ll never get a date till daddy buy her a new nose!
[02:52.190] I would say
[02:52.910] Oh! guvilut
[02:54.090] if I wasn' t miss Baltimore crabs
[02:59.120] Do you dance like you dress?
[03:01.010] Amber, theres no need to be cruel
[03:02.810] would u swim in an integrated pool?
[03:06.380] I sure would! im all 4 integration! its the new frontier!
[03:10.960] Not in Baltimore, it isn' t!
[03:13.080] and may i be frank
[03:14.800] first impressions can be tough
[03:16.660] and when i saw you i knew
[03:18.510] if your size weren' t enough , your last answer just blew it!
[03:22.210] and so my dear , so short and stout
[03:25.640] you' ll never be in
[03:27.450] so were kicking you out!
[03:29.330] with your form and your fate
[03:31.450] oh, it isn' t your fault!
[03:33.070] just down with a case of Miss Baltimore crabs
[03:43.700] ugh you may go
[03:45.120]
[03:47.480] I think they secretly liked u!
[03:51.740] May I please audition?
[03:52.920] Of course not
[03:54.570] but u can bow and exalt
[03:56.770] for i am miss Baltimore crabs!
[04:02.990] crabs, crabs, crabs
[00.26.230] back and oh amber. Look at this motley crew
[00:03.880] Front step, chachacha, back step chachacha, side step, front step, back, and turn
[00:11.080] Oh my god, Penny, there' s Link, Link! I can' t believe I' m really here auditioning!
[00:16.240] I can' t believe I' m really here watching you audition!
[00:19.070] Front step, chachacha
[00:20.110] Back step, chachacha
[00:21.920] side step, front step
[00:27.910] oh! this town sure has gone downhill since I was crowned miss baltimore crabs
[00:30.680] Oh, mother not more ancient history!
[00:32.650] oh my god. how times have changed
[00:35.920] these girls must be blind or completely deranged
[00:39.420] but time seemed to halt
[00:40.490] when I was miss baltimore crabs
[00:44.570] amber, that move is far too dirty
[00:46.730] Mother, wake up from that dream of yours, this isn' t 1930!
[00:50.570] You can laugh, but life' s a test!
[00:53.750] Don' t do this, don' t do that!
[00:55.480] Remember, Mother knows best!
[00:57.640] And the crowns in the vault from
[00:59.710] when I won Miss Baltimore Crabs
[01:02.690] these steps are perfect ammunition.
[01:04.710] Let me show you how you Mommy dear took out the competition
[01:08.390] Girls, go get them, boys lets rumba!
[01:11.850] 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
[01:15.500] Those poor runner ups
[01:17.390] might still hold some grudges
[01:19.240] They padded their cups
[01:21.290] But I screwed the judges! those broads thought they' d win if a plate they would spin in their dance.. hahaha.. not a chance
[01:30.390] boys, put me down!
[1:32.490] Oh, good morning ladies, lets see what you got!
[01:36.180] Twist, twist, twist, twist, mashed potato, mambo!
[01:40.140]
[01:40.500] On my show you' ll never find a thrusting hip or bump and grind!
[01:44.860] Whats that, a dance for flees and tics?
[01:46.600] Oh, you should have seen my bag of tricks!
[01:48.560] I hit the stage
[01:50.270]
[01:52.290] While belting Aida
[01:54.010] and preparing SOUFLEES!
[01:54.530] But that triple somersault
[01:56.530] is how I clinched Miss Baltimore Crabs!
[02:29.780] Proceed.
[02:30.630] Are you scared we' re on live?
[02:32.340] No, I' m sure I can cope.
[02:34.100] Well, this show isn' t broadcast in
[02:36.480] Cinema scope!
[02:37.740] I never drink one chocolate malt
[02:39.570] no deserts for Miss Baltimore Crabs!
[02:44.860] This one will never get a date in those handmedown clothes!
[02:48.460] Ha kid, she' ll never get a date till daddy buy her a new nose!
[02:52.190] I would say
[02:52.910] Oh! guvilut
[02:54.090] if I wasn' t miss Baltimore crabs
[02:59.120] Do you dance like you dress?
[03:01.010] Amber, theres no need to be cruel
[03:02.810] would u swim in an integrated pool?
[03:06.380] I sure would! im all 4 integration! its the new frontier!
[03:10.960] Not in Baltimore, it isn' t!
[03:13.080] and may i be frank
[03:14.800] first impressions can be tough
[03:16.660] and when i saw you i knew
[03:18.510] if your size weren' t enough , your last answer just blew it!
[03:22.210] and so my dear , so short and stout
[03:25.640] you' ll never be in
[03:27.450] so were kicking you out!
[03:29.330] with your form and your fate
[03:31.450] oh, it isn' t your fault!
[03:33.070] just down with a case of Miss Baltimore crabs
[03:43.700] ugh you may go
[03:45.120]
[03:47.480] I think they secretly liked u!
[03:51.740] May I please audition?
[03:52.920] Of course not
[03:54.570] but u can bow and exalt
[03:56.770] for i am miss Baltimore crabs!
[04:02.990] crabs, crabs, crabs
[00:03.880] 前面,恰恰恰,后退,恰恰恰,前面,旁边儿,后退,转身
[00:11.080] 噢我的天啦!佩尼,林克在那里!我不敢相信我在这儿面试
[00:16.240] 我真不敢相信我真在这里看你面试
[00:19.070] 前进,恰恰恰
[00:20.110] 后退,恰恰恰
[00:21.920] 前面,旁边
[00.26.230] 回来,然后,呕,艾贝尔,你看这个小丑团惹
[00:27.910] 噢,这个城市自从我成为爱挑剔的巴尔的摩小姐之后,质量明显下降了
[00:30.680] 呕妈妈别再说历史了
[00:32.650] 噢我的上帝惹,这个时代变了
[00:35.920] 这些可儿们一定是瞎了,或者完全疯掉了
[00:39.420] 但是当时间停止了
[00:40.490] 就在我成为爱挑剔的巴尔的摩小姐后
[00:44.570] 艾贝尔,你那个动作真是太下流了~
[00:46.730] 妈咪,从你的梦里回来吧,这才不是1930年呢
[00:50.570] 你们可以笑,但生活是一场试炼
[00:53.750] 不要这样,不要那样
[00:55.480] 记住,妈咪我才知道什么是最好的
[00:57.640] 后冠一直在保险柜里
[00:59.710] 自从我呀成为了爱挑剔的巴尔的摩小姐之后
[01:02.690] 这个舞步真是极具大女子作风的呢~
[01:04.710] 让你妈咪我教你怎样在比赛中赢那些野鸡们
[01:08.390] 可儿们,带她们过来 ,男孩们,我们来桑巴!
[01:11.850]
[01:15.500] 那些可怜的亚军们
[01:17.390] 可能还在埋怨
[01:19.240] 她们往胸部垫了东西
[01:21.290] 但本可搞定了评审,那些野鸡们以为她们可以靠跳舞时转碟子夺冠呕,不存在的
[01:30.390] 嗷男孩儿们,放我下来
[1:32.490] 噢早安宝贝儿们,让我来见识一下你们的实力
[01:36.180] 扭扭扭扭,捣碎土豆,曼波
[01:40.140] ready, begin 准备,开始!
[01:40.500] 在本可的节目上你永远都不会看见一只胖河马在顿地
[01:44.860] 呕那是啥?一个抽搐的舞步吗?
[01:46.600] 噢宝贝儿,你该看看我的法宝惹
[01:48.560] 当本可走上舞台
[01:50.270] Batons ablaze 指挥棒buling buling
[01:52.290] 准备好高音c
[01:54.010] 准备好气声
[01:54.530] 但是那三个翻筋斗
[01:56.530] 让本可得以拥吻“爱挑剔的巴尔的摩小姐”
[02:29.780] 继续
[02:30.630] 你是不是怕怕啦~我们可是现场直播呢
[02:32.340] 不,我肯定能应付
[02:34.100] 惹,不过我们的节目并不是
[02:36.480] 宽荧屏格式的播出呀
[02:37.740] 本可从来不喝热巧克力
[02:39.570] 爱挑剔的巴尔的摩小姐是没有甜点的呢
[02:44.860] 厚,这个人穿着这样的烂衣服永远不会有约会
[02:48.460] 哈哈宝贝儿,你如果是有她那样的鼻子,也别想有约了
[02:52.190] 我会说
[02:52.910] 噢我的太上老君呀~
[02:54.090] 如果我不是爱挑剔的巴尔的摩小姐
[02:59.120] 呕你跳得和你穿的也一样烂吗?
[03:01.010] 艾贝尔,你没有必要那么残忍啊
[03:02.810] 你会在不分种族的游泳池里游泳吗?
[03:06.380] 当然啦!我支持民族融合呢!这可是新的趋势!
[03:10.960] 呵,在巴尔的摩可不是
[03:13.080] 恕本可直言
[03:14.800] 给人的第一印象可能是很苛刻的
[03:16.660] 但本可第一眼见到你就知道
[03:18.510] 就算你的体型勉强过关了,你的答案也搞砸一切惹
[03:22.210] 我的宝贝儿你又肥又矮
[03:25.640] 你永远都不能入围
[03:27.450] 所以可人儿我们,就要把你踢出去惹
[03:29.330] 你的身材和你的脸蛋儿
[03:31.450] 呕这些都不是你的错
[03:33.070] 你没有机会来亲吻爱挑剔的巴尔的摩小姐的后冠
[03:43.700] 呕,你可以走了
[03:45.120] umm…Thank you 唔..谢谢?
[03:47.480] 我觉得她们挺喜欢你的呢!
[03:51.740] 请问我可以试试吗?
[03:52.920] 当然不可以
[03:54.570] 但是你可以鞠躬赞美
[03:56.770] 因为本可可是爱挑剔的巴尔的摩小姐
[04:02.990] 螃蟹螃蟹螃蟹舞~
(The Legend Of) Miss Baltimore Crabs 歌词
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