The Perfect Gift 歌词
| 歌曲 | The Perfect Gift |
| 歌手 | Various Artists |
| 专辑 | Clerks II (Music From The Motion Picture ) |
| 下载 | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:00.66] | So, um… |
| [00:06.83] | Are you looking for a good Transformers site? |
| [00:09.19] | Because at CarToBots.com, you can get an avatar. |
| [00:15.34] | That's your picture morphed to look like a robot. |
| [00:18.50] | Come on, man |
| [00:19.45] | You know I only surf Transformers sites |
| [00:21.21] | When there's girls around, so they can see how cool I am. |
| [00:24.11] | So what are you doing then? |
| [00:25.81] | Trying to secure a going away present for Mr.Dante |
| [00:28.87] | Really? |
| [00:30.22] | Well, how about an Arwen sword replica? |
| [00:33.83] | What? |
| [00:34.72] | Uh… |
| [00:36.78] | "Cause it's, like, thoughtful and practical" |
| [00:41.55] | I was thinking of something a little more sexy. |
| [00:44.20] | Well, what's sexier than an elf princess's sword? |
| [00:48.71] | A donkey show. |
| [00:50.26] | What's that? |
| [00:51.52] | You ever see a chick give a mule a blow job? |
| [00:00.66] | So, um |
| [00:06.83] | Are you looking for a good Transformers site? |
| [00:09.19] | Because at CarToBots. com, you can get an avatar. |
| [00:15.34] | That' s your picture morphed to look like a robot. |
| [00:18.50] | Come on, man |
| [00:19.45] | You know I only surf Transformers sites |
| [00:21.21] | When there' s girls around, so they can see how cool I am. |
| [00:24.11] | So what are you doing then? |
| [00:25.81] | Trying to secure a going away present for Mr. Dante |
| [00:28.87] | Really? |
| [00:30.22] | Well, how about an Arwen sword replica? |
| [00:33.83] | What? |
| [00:34.72] | Uh |
| [00:36.78] | " Cause it' s, like, thoughtful and practical" |
| [00:41.55] | I was thinking of something a little more sexy. |
| [00:44.20] | Well, what' s sexier than an elf princess' s sword? |
| [00:48.71] | A donkey show. |
| [00:50.26] | What' s that? |
| [00:51.52] | You ever see a chick give a mule a blow job? |
| [00:00.66] | So, um |
| [00:06.83] | Are you looking for a good Transformers site? |
| [00:09.19] | Because at CarToBots. com, you can get an avatar. |
| [00:15.34] | That' s your picture morphed to look like a robot. |
| [00:18.50] | Come on, man |
| [00:19.45] | You know I only surf Transformers sites |
| [00:21.21] | When there' s girls around, so they can see how cool I am. |
| [00:24.11] | So what are you doing then? |
| [00:25.81] | Trying to secure a going away present for Mr. Dante |
| [00:28.87] | Really? |
| [00:30.22] | Well, how about an Arwen sword replica? |
| [00:33.83] | What? |
| [00:34.72] | Uh |
| [00:36.78] | " Cause it' s, like, thoughtful and practical" |
| [00:41.55] | I was thinking of something a little more sexy. |
| [00:44.20] | Well, what' s sexier than an elf princess' s sword? |
| [00:48.71] | A donkey show. |
| [00:50.26] | What' s that? |
| [00:51.52] | You ever see a chick give a mule a blow job? |
| [00:00.66] | 那么，嗯… |
| [00:06.83] | 你是在找好的变形金刚网站吗？ |
| [00:09.19] | 因为在CTB网站，你可以得到一个虚拟形象 |
| [00:15.34] | 可以把相片上的你编程长得跟变形金刚一样 |
| [00:18.50] | 得了吧，伙计 |
| [00:19.45] | 我只在女孩儿们都在的时候才上这些网站的 |
| [00:21.21] | 这样她们就知道我是多么酷了 |
| [00:24.11] | 那你现在又在干嘛？ |
| [00:25.81] | 想给但丁送件礼物为他送行 |
| [00:28.87] | 当真？ |
| [00:30.22] | 那么一把亚纹之剑的复制品怎么样？ |
| [00:33.83] | 什么鬼？ |
| [00:34.72] | 啊… |
| [00:36.78] | 有意义又实用 |
| [00:41.55] | 我在考虑的是一些更性感的事情 |
| [00:44.20] | 有什么东西会比精灵公主的剑还要性感？ |
| [00:48.71] | 一场人驴表演 |
| [00:50.26] | 那是什么鬼？ |
| [00:51.52] | 你看过女人和驴**么？ |
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