The Perfect Gift - 歌词

[00:00.66]	So, um…
[00:06.83]	Are you looking for a good Transformers site?
[00:09.19]	Because at CarToBots.com, you can get an avatar.
[00:15.34]	That's your picture morphed to look like a robot.
[00:18.50]	Come on, man
[00:19.45]	You know I only surf Transformers sites
[00:21.21]	When there's girls around, so they can see how cool I am.
[00:24.11]	So what are you doing then?
[00:25.81]	Trying to secure a going away present for Mr.Dante
[00:28.87]	Really?
[00:30.22]	Well, how about an Arwen sword replica?
[00:33.83]	What?
[00:34.72]	Uh…
[00:36.78]	"Cause it's, like, thoughtful and practical"
[00:41.55]	I was thinking of something a little more sexy.
[00:44.20]	Well, what's sexier than an elf princess's sword?
[00:48.71]	A donkey show.
[00:50.26]	What's that?
[00:51.52]	You ever see a chick give a mule a blow job?

[00:00.66]	So, um
[00:06.83]	Are you looking for a good Transformers site?
[00:09.19]	Because at CarToBots. com, you can get an avatar.
[00:15.34]	That' s your picture morphed to look like a robot.
[00:18.50]	Come on, man
[00:19.45]	You know I only surf Transformers sites
[00:21.21]	When there' s girls around, so they can see how cool I am.
[00:24.11]	So what are you doing then?
[00:25.81]	Trying to secure a going away present for Mr. Dante
[00:28.87]	Really?
[00:30.22]	Well, how about an Arwen sword replica?
[00:33.83]	What?
[00:34.72]	Uh
[00:36.78]	" Cause it' s, like, thoughtful and practical"
[00:41.55]	I was thinking of something a little more sexy.
[00:44.20]	Well, what' s sexier than an elf princess' s sword?
[00:48.71]	A donkey show.
[00:50.26]	What' s that?
[00:51.52]	You ever see a chick give a mule a blow job?

[00:00.66]	nà me,
[00:06.83]	nǐ shì zài zhǎo hǎo de biàn xíng jīn gāng wǎng zhàn ma?
[00:09.19]	yīn wèi zài CTB wǎng zhàn, nǐ kě yǐ dé dào yí gè xū nǐ xíng xiàng
[00:15.34]	kě yǐ bǎ xiàng piān shàng de nǐ biān chéng zhǎng de gēn biàn xíng jīn gāng yí yàng
[00:18.50]	dé le ba, huǒ jì
[00:19.45]	wǒ zhī zài nǚ hái ér men dōu zài de shí hòu cái shàng zhèi xiē wǎng zhàn de
[00:21.21]	zhè yàng tā men jiù zhī dào wǒ shì duō me kù le
[00:24.11]	nà nǐ xiàn zài yòu zài gàn ma?
[00:25.81]	xiǎng gěi dàn dīng sòng jiàn lǐ wù wèi tā sòng xíng
[00:28.87]	dàng zhēn?
[00:30.22]	nà me yī bǎ yà wén zhī jiàn de fù zhì pǐn zěn me yàng?
[00:33.83]	shén me guǐ?
[00:34.72]	a
[00:36.78]	yǒu yì yì yòu shí yòng
[00:41.55]	wǒ zài kǎo lǜ de shì yī xiē gèng xìng gǎn de shì qíng
[00:44.20]	yǒu shén me dōng xī huì bǐ jīng líng gōng zhǔ de jiàn hái yào xìng gǎn?
[00:48.71]	yī chǎng rén lǘ biǎo yǎn
[00:50.26]	nà shi shén me guǐ?
[00:51.52]	nǐ kàn guò nǚ rén hé lǘ me?

歌曲	The Perfect Gift
歌手	Various Artists
专辑	Clerks II (Music From The Motion Picture )