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Ooh, you got big muscles rippling |
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Underneath your shirt |
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I'm so glad to meet you, baby |
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Tell me, what do you do for work? |
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Me? I'm just a housewife |
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So sad and all alone |
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Desperate for a strong man |
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To help me fix my home |
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I know I must look a sight |
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In this--this flimsy little dress |
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Won't you try your very best |
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To save a damsel in distress? |
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I've got tasty treats to tempt you |
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Come and sit down on my couch |
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I'm sure it won't take long |
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To figure all my problems out |
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My home, it needs attention |
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It's such a big old mess |
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Take out your trusty tool |
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And save this damsel in distress |
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Now, you need no invitation, baby |
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Just walk in and shut the door |
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Follow the red rose petals that I've left |
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Scattered on the floor |
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I'll be upstairs waiting |
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With a wisp of honeydew |
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Customize and tell a maid |
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For a handed man like you |
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You know, I'd be so grateful |
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If you'd come relieve my stress |
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Won't you heed my S.O.S. |
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And save a damsel in distress? |
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Oh, yeah! |
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Oh! Yea-ay |
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So sweet |
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I got the need if you're willing to please |
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Trust me |
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I make it so good that you won't wanna leave |
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I got tasty treats to tempt you |
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Come and sit down on my couch |
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I'm sure it won't take long |
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To figure all my problems out |
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My home, it needs attention |
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It's such a big old mess |
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Take out your trusty tool |
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And save this damsel in distress |
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Now what's a girl to do? |
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I'm just a--a damsel in--in distress, yeah |
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Oh-- little old me, baby |
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What you want for dinner, baby?! |
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Oh! Yeah! |
