| [00:00.000] | 作曲 : 无 |
| [00:00.668] | 作词 : 无 |
| [00:02.06] | 《卡路里》网络作家版 |
| [00:03.42] | 作词：李聪 |
| [00:05.17] | 作曲：Akiyama Sayuri |
| [00:06.23] | 编曲：彭飞 |
| [00:07.83] | 原唱：火箭少女101 |
| [00:09.04] | 本曲混缩：叮儿 |
| [00:10.39] | 翻唱：旧是旧人＆羽祭小兔＆枯玄君 |
| [00:18.10] | 旧人：想到今天没更新 |
| [00:19.81] | 屏幕面前吊口气 |
| [00:21.62] | 兔子：卡文卡到想不起 |
| [00:23.43] | 没填的坑在哪里 |
| [00:25.17] | 旧人：读者读者告诉我 |
| [00:27.03] | 不更就短一厘米 |
| [00:28.88] | 兔子：更新不想更新 |
| [00:30.63] | 不如先去吃个鸡 |
| [00:32.66] | 合唱：鸽子鸽子 |
| [00:34.32] | 合唱：今天拖更没关系 |
| [00:36.33] | 合唱：鸽子鸽子 |
| [00:39.84] | 兔子：为了月票争第一 |
| [00:41.68] | 存稿消耗已见底 |
| [00:43.49] | 旧人：可惜码字就懵逼 |
| [00:45.19] | 后面写啥想不起 |
| [00:47.00] | 兔子：WordWord求给力 |
| [00:48.90] | 自己码字行不行 |
| [00:50.65] | 合：更新不想更新 |
| [00:52.46] | 这本太监行不行 |
| [00:55.61] | 合：wow～～～～～ |
| [00:57.82] | 码个基码个基码个 |
| [00:59.91] | 码个基码个基码个 |
| [01:01.57] | 码个基码个基码个 |
| [01:03.47] | 码个基码个基码个 |
| [01:05.19] | 合唱：码字是我的天敌 |
| [01:07.04] | 枯玄：扑街我还码个基 |
| [01:08.85] | 合：看看小说圈 |
| [01:10.54] | 退婚还能写几年 |
| [01:12.35] | 休书写到不值钱 |
| [01:14.15] | 学点套路没关系 |
| [01:16.05] | 拜拜修仙圈 |
| [01:17.86] | 戒指爷爷说再见 |
| [01:19.72] | 斗气化马紫云翼 |
| [01:21.46] | 不如拔了当烤鸡 |
| [01:23.22] | 合：来来快更新 |
| [01:24.97] | 大王饶命牧神记 |
| [01:26.83] | 凡人修仙聊天群 |
| [01:28.43] | 三天两觉不更新 |
| [01:30.49] | 合：来来深呼吸 |
| [01:32.18] | 哪个作者没更新 |
| [01:34.24] | 关到黑屋滴蜡去 |
| [01:35.89] | 大神码字快走起 |
| [01:46.82] | 旧人：想到今天没更新 |
| [01:48.53] | 屏幕面前吊口气 |
| [01:50.38] | 兔子：卡文卡到想不起 |
| [01:52.18] | 没填的坑在哪里 |
| [01:54.04] | 旧人：读者读者告诉我 |
| [01:55.85] | 不更就短一厘米 |
| [01:57.64] | 兔子：更新不想更新 |
| [01:59.40] | 不如先去吃个鸡 |
| [02:02.66] | 合：wow～～～～～ |
| [02:04.95] | 码个基码个基码个 |
| [02:06.77] | 码个基码个基码个 |
| [02:08.47] | 码个基码个基码个 |
| [02:10.33] | 码个基码个基码个 |
| [02:12.13] | 合唱：码字是我的天敌 |
| [02:13.93] | 枯玄：扑街我还码个基 |
| [02:15.84] | 合：来来快更新 |
| [02:17.45] | 圣墟龙族给点力 |
| [02:19.30] | 深夜书屋六六滴 |
| [02:21.10] | 江南老贼不更新 |
| [02:22.95] | 合：来来深呼吸 |
| [02:24.70] | 哪个作者没更新 |
| [02:26.55] | 关到黑屋滴蜡去 |
| [02:28.41] | 大神码字快走起 |
| [02:30.22] | 合：来来快更新 |
| [02:32.02] | 这个作者有点皮 |
| [02:33.82] | 天天写歌不更新 |
| [02:35.63] | 不如女装直播去 |
| [02:37.42] | 合：来来深呼吸 |
| [02:39.23] | 哪个作者没更新 |
| [02:41.18] | 不到一万不许停 |
| [02:42.84] | 天天爆更是真理 |
| [02:45.14] | Rap兔子：奇了怪了有的时候明明是编辑说 |
| [02:47.10] | 身体要紧扑街点没关系 |
| [02:48.64] | 直到最爱的推荐票被读者撕了票了 |
| [02:50.76] | 原来没灵感卡着文更辛苦 |
| [02:52.36] | 希望灵感是不断的 |
| [02:53.51] | 存稿库是满的 |
| [02:54.28] | 合：不如找点灵感没在怕的努努力 |
| [02:56.02] | 别让快见底的存稿库卡住你 |
| [02:57.93] | 合唱：不达目的不放弃 |
| [02:59.63] | 枯玄：扑街我还码个基 |
| [03:01.53] | 合：来来快更新 |
| [03:03.24] | 仙王假仙给点力 |
| [03:05.09] | 王令给里又给气 |
| [03:06.74] | 更新就像拖拉机 |
| [03:08.70] | 合：来来深呼吸 |
| [03:10.44] | 哪个作者没更新 |
| [03:12.29] | 关到黑屋滴蜡去 |
| [03:14.04] | 大神码字快走起 |
| [03:15.96] | 合：来来快更新 |
| [03:17.75] | 这个作者有点皮 |
| [03:19.71] | 天天写歌不更新 |
| [03:21.26] | 不如女装直播去 |
| [03:23.11] | 合：来来深呼吸 |
| [03:24.86] | 哪个作者没更新 |
| [03:26.72] | 不到一万不许停 |
| [03:28.47] | 天天爆更是真理 |
| [03:33.12] | 合唱：不放弃 |
| [03:36.05] | 码字是我的天敌 |
| [03:40.40] | 不放弃 |
| [03:43.32] | 码字是我的天敌 |
| [03:45.17] | 扑街我还码个基 |
| [00:00.000] | zuo qu : wu |
| [00:00.668] | zuo ci : wu |
| [00:02.06] | ka lu li wang luo zuo jia ban |
| [00:03.42] | zuo ci: li cong |
| [00:05.17] | zuo qu: Akiyama Sayuri |
| [00:06.23] | bian qu: peng fei |
| [00:07.83] | yuan chang: huo jian shao nv 101 |
| [00:09.04] | ben qu hun suo: ding er |
| [00:10.39] | fan chang: jiu shi jiu ren yu ji xiao tu ku xuan jun |
| [00:18.10] | jiu ren: xiang dao jin tian mei geng xin |
| [00:19.81] | ping mu mian qian diao kou qi |
| [00:21.62] | tu zi: ka wen ka dao xiang bu qi |
| [00:23.43] | mei tian de keng zai na li |
| [00:25.17] | jiu ren: du zhe du zhe gao su wo |
| [00:27.03] | bu geng jiu duan yi li mi |
| [00:28.88] | tu zi: geng xin bu xiang geng xin |
| [00:30.63] | bu ru xian qu chi ge ji |
| [00:32.66] | he chang: ge zi ge zi |
| [00:34.32] | he chang: jin tian tuo geng mei guan xi |
| [00:36.33] | he chang: ge zi ge zi |
| [00:39.84] | tu zi: wei le yue piao zheng di yi |
| [00:41.68] | cun gao xiao hao yi jian di |
| [00:43.49] | jiu ren: ke xi ma zi jiu meng bi |
| [00:45.19] | hou mian xie sha xiang bu qi |
| [00:47.00] | tu zi: WordWord qiu gei li |
| [00:48.90] | zi ji ma zi xing bu xing |
| [00:50.65] | he: geng xin bu xiang geng xin |
| [00:52.46] | zhe ben tai jian xing bu xing |
| [00:55.61] | he: wow |
| [00:57.82] | ma ge ji ma ge ji ma ge |
| [00:59.91] | ma ge ji ma ge ji ma ge |
| [01:01.57] | ma ge ji ma ge ji ma ge |
| [01:03.47] | ma ge ji ma ge ji ma ge |
| [01:05.19] | he chang: ma zi shi wo de tian di |
| [01:07.04] | ku xuan: pu jie wo hai ma ge ji |
| [01:08.85] | he: kan kan xiao shuo quan |
| [01:10.54] | tui hun hai neng xie ji nian |
| [01:12.35] | xiu shu xie dao bu zhi qian |
| [01:14.15] | xue dian tao lu mei guan xi |
| [01:16.05] | bai bai xiu xian quan |
| [01:17.86] | jie zhi ye ye shuo zai jian |
| [01:19.72] | dou qi hua ma zi yun yi |
| [01:21.46] | bu ru ba liao dang kao ji |
| [01:23.22] | he: lai lai kuai geng xin |
| [01:24.97] | dai wang rao ming mu shen ji |
| [01:26.83] | fan ren xiu xian liao tian qun |
| [01:28.43] | san tian liang jue bu geng xin |
| [01:30.49] | he: lai lai shen hu xi |
| [01:32.18] | nei ge zuo zhe mei geng xin |
| [01:34.24] | guan dao hei wu di la qu |
| [01:35.89] | da shen ma zi kuai zou qi |
| [01:46.82] | jiu ren: xiang dao jin tian mei geng xin |
| [01:48.53] | ping mu mian qian diao kou qi |
| [01:50.38] | tu zi: ka wen ka dao xiang bu qi |
| [01:52.18] | mei tian de keng zai na li |
| [01:54.04] | jiu ren: du zhe du zhe gao su wo |
| [01:55.85] | bu geng jiu duan yi li mi |
| [01:57.64] | tu zi: geng xin bu xiang geng xin |
| [01:59.40] | bu ru xian qu chi ge ji |
| [02:02.66] | he: wow |
| [02:04.95] | ma ge ji ma ge ji ma ge |
| [02:06.77] | ma ge ji ma ge ji ma ge |
| [02:08.47] | ma ge ji ma ge ji ma ge |
| [02:10.33] | ma ge ji ma ge ji ma ge |
| [02:12.13] | he chang: ma zi shi wo de tian di |
| [02:13.93] | ku xuan: pu jie wo hai ma ge ji |
| [02:15.84] | he: lai lai kuai geng xin |
| [02:17.45] | sheng xu long zu gei dian li |
| [02:19.30] | shen ye shu wu liu liu di |
| [02:21.10] | jiang nan lao zei bu geng xin |
| [02:22.95] | he: lai lai shen hu xi |
| [02:24.70] | nei ge zuo zhe mei geng xin |
| [02:26.55] | guan dao hei wu di la qu |
| [02:28.41] | da shen ma zi kuai zou qi |
| [02:30.22] | he: lai lai kuai geng xin |
| [02:32.02] | zhe ge zuo zhe you dian pi |
| [02:33.82] | tian tian xie ge bu geng xin |
| [02:35.63] | bu ru nv zhuang zhi bo qu |
| [02:37.42] | he: lai lai shen hu xi |
| [02:39.23] | nei ge zuo zhe mei geng xin |
| [02:41.18] | bu dao yi wan bu xu ting |
| [02:42.84] | tian tian bao geng shi zhen li |
| [02:45.14] | Rap tu zi: qi le guai le you de shi hou ming ming shi bian ji shuo |
| [02:47.10] | shen ti yao jin pu jie dian mei guan xi |
| [02:48.64] | zhi dao zui ai de tui jian piao bei du zhe si le piao le |
| [02:50.76] | yuan lai mei ling gan ka zhe wen geng xin ku |
| [02:52.36] | xi wang ling gan shi bu duan de |
| [02:53.51] | cun gao ku shi man de |
| [02:54.28] | he: bu ru zhao dian ling gan mei zai pa de nu nu li |
| [02:56.02] | bie rang kuai jian di de cun gao ku ka zhu ni |
| [02:57.93] | he chang: bu da mu di bu fang qi |
| [02:59.63] | ku xuan: pu jie wo hai ma ge ji |
| [03:01.53] | he: lai lai kuai geng xin |
| [03:03.24] | xian wang jia xian gei dian li |
| [03:05.09] | wang ling gei li you gei qi |
| [03:06.74] | geng xin jiu xiang tuo la ji |
| [03:08.70] | he: lai lai shen hu xi |
| [03:10.44] | nei ge zuo zhe mei geng xin |
| [03:12.29] | guan dao hei wu di la qu |
| [03:14.04] | da shen ma zi kuai zou qi |
| [03:15.96] | he: lai lai kuai geng xin |
| [03:17.75] | zhe ge zuo zhe you dian pi |
| [03:19.71] | tian tian xie ge bu geng xin |
| [03:21.26] | bu ru nv zhuang zhi bo qu |
| [03:23.11] | he: lai lai shen hu xi |
| [03:24.86] | nei ge zuo zhe mei geng xin |
| [03:26.72] | bu dao yi wan bu xu ting |
| [03:28.47] | tian tian bao geng shi zhen li |
| [03:33.12] | he chang: bu fang qi |
| [03:36.05] | ma zi shi wo de tian di |
| [03:40.40] | bu fang qi |
| [03:43.32] | ma zi shi wo de tian di |
| [03:45.17] | pu jie wo hai ma ge ji |
| [00:00.000] | zuò qǔ : wú |
| [00:00.668] | zuò cí : wú |
| [00:02.06] | kǎ lù lǐ wǎng luò zuò jiā bǎn |
| [00:03.42] | zuò cí: lǐ cōng |
| [00:05.17] | zuò qǔ: Akiyama Sayuri |
| [00:06.23] | biān qǔ: péng fēi |
| [00:07.83] | yuán chàng: huǒ jiàn shào nǚ 101 |
| [00:09.04] | běn qū hùn suō: dīng ér |
| [00:10.39] | fān chàng: jiù shì jiù rén yǔ jì xiǎo tù kū xuán jūn |
| [00:18.10] | jiù rén: xiǎng dào jīn tiān méi gēng xīn |
| [00:19.81] | píng mù miàn qián diào kǒu qì |
| [00:21.62] | tù zi: kǎ wén kǎ dào xiǎng bù qǐ |
| [00:23.43] | méi tián de kēng zài nǎ lǐ |
| [00:25.17] | jiù rén: dú zhě dú zhě gào sù wǒ |
| [00:27.03] | bù gēng jiù duǎn yī lí mǐ |
| [00:28.88] | tù zi: gēng xīn bù xiǎng gēng xīn |
| [00:30.63] | bù rú xiān qù chī gè jī |
| [00:32.66] | hé chàng: gē zi gē zi |
| [00:34.32] | hé chàng: jīn tiān tuō gèng méi guān xì |
| [00:36.33] | hé chàng: gē zi gē zi |
| [00:39.84] | tù zi: wèi le yuè piào zhēng dì yī |
| [00:41.68] | cún gǎo xiāo hào yǐ jiàn dǐ |
| [00:43.49] | jiù rén: kě xī mǎ zì jiù měng bī |
| [00:45.19] | hòu miàn xiě shà xiǎng bù qǐ |
| [00:47.00] | tù zi: WordWord qiú gěi lì |
| [00:48.90] | zì jǐ mǎ zì xíng bù xíng |
| [00:50.65] | hé: gēng xīn bù xiǎng gēng xīn |
| [00:52.46] | zhè běn tài jiàn xíng bù xíng |
| [00:55.61] | hé: wow |
| [00:57.82] | mǎ gè jī mǎ gè jī mǎ gè |
| [00:59.91] | mǎ gè jī mǎ gè jī mǎ gè |
| [01:01.57] | mǎ gè jī mǎ gè jī mǎ gè |
| [01:03.47] | mǎ gè jī mǎ gè jī mǎ gè |
| [01:05.19] | hé chàng: mǎ zì shì wǒ de tiān dí |
| [01:07.04] | kū xuán: pū jiē wǒ hái mǎ gè jī |
| [01:08.85] | hé: kàn kàn xiǎo shuō quān |
| [01:10.54] | tuì hūn hái néng xiě jǐ nián |
| [01:12.35] | xiū shū xiě dào bù zhí qián |
| [01:14.15] | xué diǎn tào lù méi guān xì |
| [01:16.05] | bài bài xiū xiān quān |
| [01:17.86] | jiè zhǐ yé ye shuō zài jiàn |
| [01:19.72] | dòu qì huà mǎ zǐ yún yì |
| [01:21.46] | bù rú bá liǎo dàng kǎo jī |
| [01:23.22] | hé: lái lái kuài gēng xīn |
| [01:24.97] | dài wáng ráo mìng mù shén jì |
| [01:26.83] | fán rén xiū xiān liáo tiān qún |
| [01:28.43] | sān tiān liǎng jué bù gēng xīn |
| [01:30.49] | hé: lái lái shēn hū xī |
| [01:32.18] | něi gè zuò zhě méi gēng xīn |
| [01:34.24] | guān dào hēi wū dī là qù |
| [01:35.89] | dà shén mǎ zì kuài zǒu qǐ |
| [01:46.82] | jiù rén: xiǎng dào jīn tiān méi gēng xīn |
| [01:48.53] | píng mù miàn qián diào kǒu qì |
| [01:50.38] | tù zi: kǎ wén kǎ dào xiǎng bù qǐ |
| [01:52.18] | méi tián de kēng zài nǎ lǐ |
| [01:54.04] | jiù rén: dú zhě dú zhě gào sù wǒ |
| [01:55.85] | bù gēng jiù duǎn yī lí mǐ |
| [01:57.64] | tù zi: gēng xīn bù xiǎng gēng xīn |
| [01:59.40] | bù rú xiān qù chī gè jī |
| [02:02.66] | hé: wow |
| [02:04.95] | mǎ gè jī mǎ gè jī mǎ gè |
| [02:06.77] | mǎ gè jī mǎ gè jī mǎ gè |
| [02:08.47] | mǎ gè jī mǎ gè jī mǎ gè |
| [02:10.33] | mǎ gè jī mǎ gè jī mǎ gè |
| [02:12.13] | hé chàng: mǎ zì shì wǒ de tiān dí |
| [02:13.93] | kū xuán: pū jiē wǒ hái mǎ gè jī |
| [02:15.84] | hé: lái lái kuài gēng xīn |
| [02:17.45] | shèng xū lóng zú gěi diǎn lì |
| [02:19.30] | shēn yè shū wū liù liù dī |
| [02:21.10] | jiāng nán lǎo zéi bù gēng xīn |
| [02:22.95] | hé: lái lái shēn hū xī |
| [02:24.70] | něi gè zuò zhě méi gēng xīn |
| [02:26.55] | guān dào hēi wū dī là qù |
| [02:28.41] | dà shén mǎ zì kuài zǒu qǐ |
| [02:30.22] | hé: lái lái kuài gēng xīn |
| [02:32.02] | zhè gè zuò zhě yǒu diǎn pí |
| [02:33.82] | tiān tiān xiě gē bù gēng xīn |
| [02:35.63] | bù rú nǚ zhuāng zhí bō qù |
| [02:37.42] | hé: lái lái shēn hū xī |
| [02:39.23] | něi gè zuò zhě méi gēng xīn |
| [02:41.18] | bú dào yī wàn bù xǔ tíng |
| [02:42.84] | tiān tiān bào gèng shì zhēn lǐ |
| [02:45.14] | Rap tù zi: qí le guài le yǒu de shí hòu míng míng shì biān jí shuō |
| [02:47.10] | shēn tǐ yào jǐn pū jiē diǎn méi guān xì |
| [02:48.64] | zhí dào zuì ài de tuī jiàn piào bèi dú zhě sī le piào le |
| [02:50.76] | yuán lái méi líng gǎn kǎ zhe wén gèng xīn kǔ |
| [02:52.36] | xī wàng líng gǎn shì bù duàn de |
| [02:53.51] | cún gǎo kù shì mǎn de |
| [02:54.28] | hé: bù rú zhǎo diǎn líng gǎn méi zài pà de nǔ nǔ lì |
| [02:56.02] | bié ràng kuài jiàn dǐ de cún gǎo kù kǎ zhù nǐ |
| [02:57.93] | hé chàng: bù dá mù dì bù fàng qì |
| [02:59.63] | kū xuán: pū jiē wǒ hái mǎ gè jī |
| [03:01.53] | hé: lái lái kuài gēng xīn |
| [03:03.24] | xiān wáng jiǎ xiān gěi diǎn lì |
| [03:05.09] | wáng lìng gěi lǐ yòu gěi qì |
| [03:06.74] | gēng xīn jiù xiàng tuō lā jī |
| [03:08.70] | hé: lái lái shēn hū xī |
| [03:10.44] | něi gè zuò zhě méi gēng xīn |
| [03:12.29] | guān dào hēi wū dī là qù |
| [03:14.04] | dà shén mǎ zì kuài zǒu qǐ |
| [03:15.96] | hé: lái lái kuài gēng xīn |
| [03:17.75] | zhè gè zuò zhě yǒu diǎn pí |
| [03:19.71] | tiān tiān xiě gē bù gēng xīn |
| [03:21.26] | bù rú nǚ zhuāng zhí bō qù |
| [03:23.11] | hé: lái lái shēn hū xī |
| [03:24.86] | něi gè zuò zhě méi gēng xīn |
| [03:26.72] | bú dào yī wàn bù xǔ tíng |
| [03:28.47] | tiān tiān bào gèng shì zhēn lǐ |
| [03:33.12] | hé chàng: bù fàng qì |
| [03:36.05] | mǎ zì shì wǒ de tiān dí |
| [03:40.40] | bù fàng qì |
| [03:43.32] | mǎ zì shì wǒ de tiān dí |
| [03:45.17] | pū jiē wǒ hái mǎ gè jī |
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