| 歌曲 | Children's Story |
| 歌手 | Slick Rick |
| 专辑 | Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas [Box Set] |
| [00:11.18] | Girl:Uncle Ricky, could u read us a bed time story please, o please |
| [00:18.28] | (Alright you kids get to bed i'll get the story book. yall tucked in?)yea |
| [00:21.65] | |
| [00:28.62] | Here we go, |
| [00:31.23] | Once upon a time not long ago, |
| [00:32.23] | when people wore pajamas and lived life slow, |
| [00:34.55] | When laws were stern and justice stood, |
| [00:37.03] | and people were behavin' like they ought ta good, |
| [00:39.23] | There lived a lil' boy who was misled, |
| [00:41.51] | by anotha lil' boy and this is what he said: |
| [00:44.02] | "Me & You, Ty, we gonna make sum cash, |
| [00:46.37] | robbin' old folks and makin' da dash", |
| [00:49.14] | They did the job, money came with ease, |
| [00:50.90] | but one couldn't stop, it's like he had a disease, |
| [00:53.16] | He robbed another and another and a sista and her |
| [00:55.12] | brotha, |
| [00:56.13] | tried to rob a man who was a D.T. undercover, |
| [00:57.95] | The cop grabbed his arm, he started acting erratic, |
| [01:01.52] | he said "Keep still, boy, no need for static", |
| [01:02.69] | Punched him in his belly and he gave him a slap, |
| [01:05.00] | but little did he know the lil' boy was strapped, |
| [01:07.28] | The kid pulled out a gun, he said "Why'd ya hit me?", |
| [01:09.29] | the barrel was set straight for the cop's kidney, |
| [01:11.94] | The cop got scared, the kid, he starts to figure, |
| [01:14.28] | "I'll do years if I pull this trigga", |
| [01:16.71] | So he cold dashed and ran around the block, |
| [01:19.09] | cop radioes it to another lady cop, |
| [01:21.36] | He ran by a tree, there he saw this sista, |
| [01:23.64] | a shot for the head, he shot back but he missed her, |
| [01:26.06] | Looked around good and from expectations, |
| [01:28.36] | so he decided he'd hit for the subway stations, |
| [01:31.05] | But she was coming and he made a left, |
| [01:33.03] | he was runnin' top speed till he was outta breath, |
| [01:35.26] | Knocked an old man down and swore he killed him,(sorry) |
| [01:37.65] | then he made his move to an abandoned building, |
| [01:39.99] | Ran up the stairs up to the top floor, |
| [01:42.23] | opened up the door there, guess who he saw?, |
| [01:44.61] | Dave the dope fiend shootin' dope, |
| [01:47.41] | who don't know the meaning of water nor soap, |
| [01:49.89] | He said(I need bullets, hurry up, run) |
| [01:51.70] | the dope fiend brought back a spanking shotgun, |
| [01:54.29] | He went outside but there was cops all over, |
| [01:56.52] | then he dipped into a car, a stolen Nova, |
| [01:58.72] | Raced up the block doing 83, |
| [02:01.00] | crashed into a tree near university, |
| [02:03.37] | Escaped alive though the car was battered, |
| [02:05.78] | rat-a-tat-tatted and all the cops scattered, |
| [02:08.04] | Ran out of bullets and still had static, |
| [02:10.36] | grabbed a pregnant lady and pulled out the automatic, |
| [02:12.81] | Pointed at her head and he said the gun was full o' lead, |
| [02:15.17] | he told the cops(Back off or honey here's dead), |
| [02:17.80] | Deep in his heart he knew he was wrong, |
| [02:19.73] | so he let the lady go and he starts to run on, |
| [02:22.04] | Sirens sounded, he seemed astounded, |
| [02:24.37] | before long the lil' boy got surrounded, |
| [02:27.00] | He dropped the gun, so went the glory, |
| [02:29.10] | and this is the way I have to end this story, |
| [02:31.34] | He was only seventeen, in a madman's dream, |
| [02:33.77] | the cops shot the kid, I still hear him scream, |
| [02:36.16] | This ain't funny so don't ya dare laugh, |
| [02:38.72] | just another case about the wrong path, |
| [02:40.80] | Straight 'n narrow or yo' soul gets CAST. |
| [02:44.76] | |
| [02:45.51] | Good Night. |
| [02:50.51] | Girl:oh boy, that uncle Ricky is really wierd |
| [02:53.03] | I don't know, what does he mean straight 'n' narrow or your soul gets cast? |
| [02:58.98] | I don't know, I think he'll be crackin' it up for us,... Good nite |
| [02:59.62] | ---end--- |
| [03:57.78] | |
| [03:58.36] | slick rick-children's story |
| [00:11.18] | Ricky shū shū, nǐ néng gěi wǒ jiǎng gè shuì qián gù shì ma? qiú nǐ la |
| [00:18.28] | hǎo ba hái zi shàng chuáng qù, wǒ qù ná shū. zhǔn bèi hǎo le ma? hǎo yé |
| [00:28.62] | nà jiù lái ba |
| [00:31.23] | jiù zài jù lí xiàn zài méi yǒu duō jiǔ yǐ qián |
| [00:32.23] | rén men gè gè chuān zhe shuì yī shēng huó dōu tǐng yōu xián |
| [00:34.55] | zhè shì jiè yǒu fǎ lǜ, zhè rén jiān yě yǒu zhèng yì. |
| [00:37.03] | suǒ yǒu rén dōu zhī dào shēng huó jiù dé shǒu diǎn ér guī jǔ |
| [00:39.23] | dàn zhè lǐ yǒu gè xiǎo huǒ r jué de zì jǐ fēi cháng niú B |
| [00:41.51] | hái yǒu tā de xiǎo huǒ bàn shuō yǒu gè fēi cháng diǎo de zhǔ yì |
| [00:44.02] | " wǒ gēn nǐ zán qù gǎo diǎn ér Money" |
| [00:46.37] | qiǎng jié lǎo tóu lǎo tài rán hòu kāi liū dà jí |
| [00:49.14] | shì ér bàn de tǐng shùn lì āi chāo piào dà dà dī |
| [00:50.90] | dàn yī rén zǒng jué zhe bù gòu hái xiǎng gèng jiā hā pí |
| [00:53.16] | tā qiǎng le sì wǔ liù qī |
| [00:55.12] | qiǎng le yī duì gǒu nán nǚ |
| [00:56.13] | hái qiǎng le yī wèi dà gē méi xiǎng rén jiā shì gè wò dǐ! |
| [00:57.95] | tiáo zi yī bǎ dǎi zhù tā tiáo zi yī kàn jiù tǐng xiōng |
| [01:01.52] | tā shuō:" xiǎo zi nǐ bié dòng, nǐ xiàn zài shuō shà dōu méi yòng." |
| [01:02.69] | yī quán dǎ dǔ zi rán hòu bā zhǎng zhāo hū liǎn |
| [01:05.00] | dàn tā bù zhī dào zhè xiǎo zi zǎo jiù yǐ jīng wú fǎ wú tiān |
| [01:07.28] | xiǎo zi tāo chū yī bǎ qiāng, tā shuō:" yā gǎn dǎ wǒ?" |
| [01:09.29] | rán hòu yòng qiāng zhǐ zhe yāo zǐ yǎn kàn jiù yào kāi huǒ |
| [01:11.94] | tiáo zi xià dé niào shī jìn, xiǎo zi kāi shǐ zì jǐ hé jì |
| [01:14.28] | " wǒ gàn le zhè piào bù dé hǎo hǎo dūn shàng jǐ nián jiān yù? |
| [01:16.71] | suǒ yǐ xiǎo zi kāi shǐ pǎo lù, tā pǎo chū yī tiáo jiē |
| [01:19.09] | tiáo zi gǎn jǐn jiù yòng lǎ bā tōng zhī nà biān nà wèi dà jiě |
| [01:21.36] | xiǎo zi pá guò yī kē shù, tā zhuàng shàng zhè wèi jiě jie |
| [01:23.64] | zǐ dàn lì mǎ fēi guò lái, tā yī qiāng méi xiǎng huì dǎ piān |
| [01:26.06] | tā zǐ xì kàn kàn zhōu wéi qíng kuàng rán hòu xià dìng zhǔ yì |
| [01:28.36] | tā jué dìng yào pǎo dào dì tiě zhàn lǐ xiān zài nà li bì bì |
| [01:31.05] | dàn shì dà jiě zhuī shàng lái, tā zhǐ néng wǎng zuǒ pǎo |
| [01:33.03] | tā pǎo de fēi kuài dàn shì yǐ jīng shàng qì bù jiē xià qì |
| [01:35.26] | tā zhuàng shàng yī ge lǎo tóu mà tā shì bú shì méi cháng yǎn jīng |
| [01:37.65] | zhōng yú diē diē zhuàng zhuàng jiù pǎo jìn le yí gè fèi qì gōng dì |
| [01:39.99] | shàng lóu shàng lóu shàng lóu tā yí lù wán ér mìng táo pǎo |
| [01:42.23] | zhōng yú dǎ kāi mén tā hǎn le yī jù: āi yō wǒ cao! |
| [01:44.61] | Dave hǎo jiā huo nǐ dào dǐ kē le duō shǎo yào |
| [01:47.41] | nǐ zhī bù zhī dào nǐ yǐ jīng duō jiǔ méi xǐ guò zǎo |
| [01:49.89] | tā shuō wǒ xū yào zǐ dàn, kuài diǎn, pǎo |
| [01:51.70] | zhè wèi dà gē zhuǎn shēn gěi tā yī bǎ niú B de sàn dàn qiāng |
| [01:54.29] | tā pǎo chū mén qù dàn shì yī kàn dào chù dōu shì jǐng chá |
| [01:56.52] | tā gǎn jǐn zuān jìn yī liàng èr shǒu kuài yào bào fèi jié dá |
| [01:58.72] | yī jiǎo yóu mén jié dá yě néng hōng shàng 83 |
| [02:01.00] | yī bù liú shén lián rén dài chē zhuàng dé xī bā làn |
| [02:03.37] | hǎo bù róng yì pá chū lái nà jié dá zhōng yú wán dàn |
| [02:05.78] | dī dá dī dá dī dá yǎn kàn tiáo zi jiù yào guò lái |
| [02:08.04] | zǐ dàn zǎo jiù dǎ guāng dàn shì tā hái bù xiǎng tóu xiáng |
| [02:10.36] | tā gǎn jǐn zhuā zhù yí gè yùn fù rán hòu yào zuò wén zhāng |
| [02:12.81] | ná qiāng zhǐ zhe tā de tóu, shuō zhè qiāng lǐ yǒu zǐ dàn |
| [02:15.17] | tā gào sù tiáo zi gǔn kāi bù rán tā nǎo dài jiù yào xī làn |
| [02:17.80] | tā zì jǐ yě míng bái zhè yàng xià qù chí zǎo yào wán |
| [02:19.73] | suǒ yǐ tā diū xià nǚ de gǎn jǐn jì xù wán mìng ér pǎo lù |
| [02:22.04] | jǐng dí shēng ér xiǎng tā kuài yào pǎo bù dòng |
| [02:24.37] | zhōng yú zhè dà xiōng dì bèi jǐng chá wéi de shuǐ xiè bù tōng |
| [02:27.00] | tā diū xià tā de qiāng yě méi le pí qì |
| [02:29.10] | suǒ yǐ jīn tiān shuì qián gù shì wǒ jiù jiǎng dào zhè lǐ |
| [02:31.34] | tā jīn nián cái 17 nǎo zi jiù xiàng bèi lǘ tī |
| [02:33.77] | tiáo zi hái shì kāi le qiāng xiǎo zi zhōng yú guī le xī |
| [02:36.16] | nǐ men dōu bié xiào, yīn wèi zhè yì diǎn yě méi qù |
| [02:38.72] | zhè zhǐ shì yí gè jiào nǐ bié xué huài de jiào xùn |
| [02:40.80] | jiào nǐ hǎo hǎo zuò rén dǐng tiān lì dì |
| [02:45.51] | wǎn ān |
| [02:50.51] | ó, Ricky shū shū kě zhēn guài |
| [02:53.03] | bù qīng chǔ, tā shuō hǎo hǎo zuò rén dǐng tiān lì dì shì shà yì sī? |
| [02:58.98] | bù zhī dào, wǒ xiǎng tā huì jiě shì de wǎn ān |
| [02:59.62] | end |
| [03:58.36] | slick rick ér tóng gù shì |