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[ti:Commando Pest Eradication] |
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[ar:Rockstar] |
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[al:Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas] |
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It was 9 AM, the phone rang |
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*ring* |
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Commando Pest Eradication! |
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You saw a bug on your child's apple? |
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Code Red, boys! We got a live one! |
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Your home, much like the rest of the world, |
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is infested with unwanted vermin |
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Commando Pest Eradication will wage war on nature, |
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so you don't have to |
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Hello, mam |
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Thank God you're here! |
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I saw a bug in the kitchen! |
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You did the right thing, mam |
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We'll take it from here |
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Everything's going to be okay |
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Commando Pest Eradication uses |
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only the most -lethal- chemicals |
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to rid your home of unwanted life |
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Our team is composed of military trained professionals |
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that know how to take care of a messy situation fast |
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After successfully de-foliating Vietnam, |
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we turned our attention to the homefront, |
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your homefront |
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We've got the situation in the kitchen contained, sir |
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But I found this! |
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*Baby crying* |
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Jesus! What the hell is this? |
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That's my daughter! |
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Looks more like VietCong to me! |
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*Gunshot* |
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Commando Pest Eradication |
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We kill everything in sight, so you feel safer |
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It's the war on nature, |
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and this time, we're winning |
