| 歌曲 | Midlife Crisis Center |
| 歌手 | Various Artists |
| 专辑 | Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas [Box Set] |
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| [00:00.00] | Do you find your daughter's friends attractive, |
| [00:03.54] | but know they look at you as just a dad? |
| [00:06.21] | Does the typing pool at work think of you more as |
| [00:08.71] | a teddy bear than a tiger? |
| [00:10.56] | Do you whack off in your minivan |
| [00:12.61] | while listening to teen pop? |
| [00:14.22] | You know, you'll be dead soon. |
| [00:16.37] | You've missed out on so much. |
| [00:18.15] | It's not too late to make a change. |
| [00:20.48] | At the Midlife Crisis Center, |
| [00:22.30] | we know you've made a success of yourself. |
| [00:24.61] | Why are you sharing it with others? |
| [00:26.86] | Why not enjoy it while you have the chance? |
| [00:29.21] | What's holding you back? |
| [00:31.62] | Cowardice. We'll get you to |
| [00:33.23] | the other side of your despair. |
| [00:34.98] | We specialize in real estate, divorce attorneys, |
| [00:37.89] | mistress placement, plastic surgery, |
| [00:39.65] | hair coloring and replacement, |
| [00:41.42] | male fur coats, and much more. |
| [00:43.61] | With a designer clothing store and |
| [00:45.29] | sports car dealership on site. |
| [00:47.24] | The Midlife Crisis Center will |
| [00:48.87] | help you rediscover life while you still can. |
| [00:51.36] | Come with your wife, leave with a sports car. |
| [00:54.21] | While you've made a success of yourself, |
| [00:56.48] | her chest has gone south. |
| [00:58.21] | How can you have that trollop on your arm |
| [01:00.80] | for a second longer? |
| [01:01.83] | The answer is, you can't. |
| [01:04.19] | Ignore your children. Take yourself seriously. |
| [01:07.58] | Visit the Midlife Crisis Center today. |
| [00:00.00] | nǐ shì bú shì yě jué de nǐ nǚ ér de guī mì men hěn yǒu mèi lì |
| [00:03.54] | què zhī dào tā men bù guò bǎ nǐ kàn chéng lǎo bà yī bèi de rén? |
| [00:06.21] | shì bú shì bàn gōng shì de dǎ zì yuán yě jué de nǐ xiàng |
| [00:08.71] | kě ài de tài dí xióng, ér bú shì yǒng měng de hǔ wáng? |
| [00:10.56] | nǐ shì bú shì hái zài miàn bāo chē lǐ yī biān zì yú zì lè |
| [00:12.61] | yī biān tīng shào nǚ zǔ hé zhù xìng? |
| [00:14.22] | nǐ hěn qīng chǔ, nǐ shí rì wú duō le |
| [00:16.37] | nǐ kāi shǐ wú bǐ huái niàn guò qù de jī qíng suì yuè |
| [00:18.15] | xiǎng gǎi biàn ma? xiàn zài kāi shǐ hái bù wǎn! |
| [00:20.48] | zài zhōng nián wēi jī yī zhàn shì jiě jué zhōng xīn |
| [00:22.30] | wǒ men zuì qīng chǔ nǐ shì duō me chéng gōng |
| [00:24.61] | wèi shí me yào bǎ nǐ kào běn shì huò dé de yī qiè gǒng shǒu tā rén? |
| [00:26.86] | wèi shí me bù zhuā zhù jī huì jí shí xíng lè ne? |
| [00:29.21] | nǐ hái zài yóu yù shén me? |
| [00:31.62] | bú yào dāng nuò fū. wǒ men huì dài nǐ |
| [00:33.23] | táo lí jué wàng de shēng huó |
| [00:34.98] | wǒ men shì duō lǐng yù zhuān jiā, jīng tōng fáng dì chǎn lí hūn sù sòng |
| [00:37.89] | xiǎo sān ān zhì zhěng xíng shǒu shù |
| [00:39.65] | rǎn fà zhí fā |
| [00:41.42] | nán kuǎn máo pí dà yī, děng děng děng děng |
| [00:43.61] | wǒ men hái yǒu gāo dàng fú zhuāng diàn hé |
| [00:45.29] | pǎo chē jiāo yì xíng |
| [00:47.24] | lái zhōng nián wēi jī yī zhàn shì jiě jué zhōng xīn |
| [00:48.87] | wǒ men huì ràng nǐ jí shí huàn fā rén shēng dì èr chūn |
| [00:51.36] | dài lǎo pó guò lái, huàn liàng pǎo chē huí qù |
| [00:54.21] | zài nǐ gōng chéng míng jiù zhī shí |
| [00:56.48] | tā de dà bái tù què yuè chuí yuè cháng |
| [00:58.21] | nǐ hái néng rěn shòu zhè gè pō fù |
| [01:00.80] | nǎ pà yī miǎo zhōng ma? |
| [01:01.83] | xiǎn rán bù néng |
| [01:04.19] | hái zi men yě zì shēng zì miè qù ba. zhǐ yǒu nǐ zì jǐ zuì zhòng yào |
| [01:07.58] | zhōng nián wēi jī yī zhàn shì jiě jué zhōng xīn, jīn tiān jiù lái ba! |