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*man coughing* |
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Sounds like you got a nasty cough! |
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Yeah? No shit. |
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Here baby, try this. |
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Sooth? |
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Yeah! Sooth annihilates cough and cold symptoms. |
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Wow! I'm seeing donkeys! |
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Hahaha! That's the patented cough-killing |
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concoction of codeine, morphine, and alcohol. |
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Your cold will be history! How's your cold now? |
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Who the hell are you? |
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I'm your wife, fool! |
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Sooth kills a cough fast. |
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And for the kid's chesty cough, it's Sooth Junior, |
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the medication that comes in a fun, |
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animal-shaped container kids will love. |
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Hey, look at me! |
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I'm binging on medication, just like dad! Oh... |
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Oh my God, he's barely breathing! |
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No, that's that's just |
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the medicine doing it's magic. |
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Thanks to Sooth, his cough is history. |
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With Sooth, you'll forget you had a cough, |
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your name, or where to properly go to the bathroom. |
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Feel better fast, with Sooth. |