Wrestling on Weazel

歌曲 Wrestling on Weazel
歌手 Various Artists
专辑 Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas [Box Set]

歌词

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[00:00.00] This weekend on Weazel!
[00:03.38] Will you look at the size of
[00:04.81] that thing ladies and gentlemen!
[00:06.14] There's the real world, and then there's ours!
[00:11.06] Kill him! Take him! We want blood!
[00:13.95] My god! Thunderbeast is out of the ring,
[00:17.47] and he's stabbed Dr. Diabalo
[00:19.42] with his sea crawl-serpent!
[00:21.27] That's a triple roundhouse
[00:22.82] hail-jussive-grabble smash!
[00:24.99] You don't see THAT very often!
[00:27.15] You're a woman! Shoot his face!
[00:29.06] There are gods, and there is man.
[00:31.61] And one must fight for
[00:33.03] the Intergalactic Wrestling Title this weekend!
[00:35.55] You can't run, Hammerfist!
[00:37.24] When I stick your head between my legs
[00:38.99] and pile-drive you up and down repeatedly,
[00:41.13] then you'll know what kind of man I am!
[00:44.26] It's entirely believable sports action!
[00:46.50] Grown men fighting in leotards
[00:48.24] with their bare hands and thighs!
[00:50.51] This is manly! Not homoerotic!
[00:53.34] See as Thunderbeast fights the
[00:55.07] primordial force of Brontosaurus Rex,
[00:57.45] the wrestling caveman that
[00:58.83] drags his woman around the ring by her hair!
[01:01.69] The wrestling match that
[01:02.39] the world has been waiting for!
[01:04.58] And watch the group wrestling match that
[01:06.54] has some saying we gone too far!
[01:09.06] Six men! One ring! No way out but down!
[01:12.68] Watch the epic battle and
[01:14.39] wonder at all human culture!
[01:16.48] Sunday night on Weazel TV!

歌词大意

[00:00.00] bú yào cuò guò běn zhōu mò de Weazel diàn shì tái!
[00:03.38] kuài kàn zhè gè páng rán dà wù a
[00:04.81] nǚ shì men xiān shēng men!
[00:06.14] wǒ men shì dú lì yú zhēn shí shì jiè zhī wài de yòu yī lè yuán!
[00:11.06] shā le tā! gàn diào tā! gěi wǒ men lái diǎn cì jī de!
[00:13.95] tiān a! léi tíng guài shòu chōng xià quán jī chǎng
[00:17.47] zhào zhe àn hēi zhī shén bó shì jiù shì yī dùn tǒng
[00:19.42] yòng de zhèng shì tā de hǎi pá shé dà huán dāo!
[00:21.27] tā yòu shǐ chū yī zhāo sān lián huí xuán tī
[00:22.82] zhè bú shì chuán shuō zhōng de pò suì shèng shǒu zhī chéng jiè ma!
[00:24.99] néng kàn dào zhè chǎng miàn zhēn shì bù xū cǐ xíng a!
[00:27.15] nǐ zhè gè sǒng niáng men! zhào tā liǎn shàng duì a!
[00:29.06] tiān shàng yǒu shén, shén chuàng shì rén
[00:31.61] zhè zhōu mò jiù jiāng shàng yǎn
[00:33.03] xīng xì quán wáng zhēng bà sài!
[00:35.55] nǐ pǎo bù diào de, tiě chuí quán!
[00:37.24] kàn wǒ bù qí zài nǐ nǎo dài shàng
[00:38.99] gěi nǐ lái gè shàng xià fān fēi dǎ zhuāng shì
[00:41.13] ràng nǐ cháng cháng wǒ de lì hài!
[00:44.26] zhè shì wán quán zhēn shí kě xìn de bǐ sài!
[00:46.50] jǐ gè chuān zháo jǐn shēn yī de yé men
[00:48.24] kào quán tou hé dà tuǐ yī zhēng gāo xià!
[00:50.51] zhè shì yáng gāng zhī jiān de duì jué! bú shì zài gǎo jī!
[00:53.34] kàn, léi tíng guài shòu zài kàng jī
[00:55.07] léi lóng léi kè sī de yuán qì gōng jī
[00:57.45] zhè jiā huo kě shì céng jīng
[00:58.83] zhuā zhe tā lǎo pó tóu fà rào quán jī chǎng zhuàn quān de yě mán rén!
[01:01.69] zhè chǎng quán jī shèng yàn
[01:02.39] quán shì jiè dōu wèi zhī zhǔ mù!
[01:04.58] qún xióng zhēng bà, jīng cǎi fēn chéng
[01:06.54] wán de jiù shì dà chǐ dù!
[01:09.06] liù ge zhuàng hàn tóng chǎng jìng jì! nǐ sǐ wǒ huó, wú lù kě táo!
[01:12.68] lái xiǎng shòu zhè shǐ shī zhī zhàn ba!
[01:14.39] rén lèi wén míng jiān de pèng zhuàng huì ràng nǐ jīng diào xià bā!
[01:16.48] zhōu rì wǎn jiān huáng jīn shí duàn, jiù zài Weazel diàn shì tái!