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Excuse me, girl. I know it's a bit embarrassing, but I just noticed tan lines... on your shirt. |
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See, I reckon you're about an eight or a nine |
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Maybe even nine-and-a-half in four beers time |
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That blue top shop top you've got on is nice |
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Bit too much fake tan, though, but yeah, you score high |
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But there's just one little thing that's really really |
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Really really annoying me about you, you see |
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Yeah, yeah, like I said, you are really fit |
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But my gosh, don't you just know it |
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I'm not trying to pull you |
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Even though I would like to |
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I think you are really fit |
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You're fit but my gosh don't you know it |
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So when I looked at you standing there with your hoard |
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I was waiting in the queue looking at the board |
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Wondering whether to have a burger or chips |
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Or, what the shrapnel in my back pocket could afford |
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When I noticed out the corner of my eye |
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You looking toward my direction, your eyes locked on my course |
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I couldn't concentrate on what I wanted to order |
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Which lost me my place in the queue I waited for, yeah |
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I'm not trying to pull you |
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Even though I would like to |
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I think you are really fit |
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You're fit but my gosh don't you know it |
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Woah |
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(Leave it out) |
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Are you smoking crack or something? |
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(Leave it out) |
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Mike just leave it, just leave it |
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We cannot have that behaviour in this establishment |
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(Leave it out) |
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It's not worth it Mike |
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Just leave it |
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Don't touch me |
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It's not worth it |
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Don't touch me |
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(Leave it out) |
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Don't... look I'm alright |
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Don't touch me |
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For awhile there I was thinking, 'Yeah, but what if?' |
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Picturing myself pulling with bare white hot wit |
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Snaring you as you were standing there opposite |
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Whether or not you knew it, I swear you didn't tick |
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And when that bloke in the white behind us lot queueing |
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Was clocking onto you, to you, yeah, I had to admit |
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That yeah, yeah you are fit and yeah, I do want it |
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But I stopped sharkin' a minute to get chips and drinks |
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I'm not trying to pull you |
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Even though I would like to |
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I think you are really fit |
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You're fit but my gosh don't you know it |
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Now, I bashed my head hard earlier due to the brew |
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But I am digressing slightly, so I'll continue |
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I didn't wanna bowl over all geezer and rude |
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Not rude like good, but just rude like uncouth |
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You girls think you can just flirt and it comes to you |
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Well let me tell you see yes, yes you are really rude |
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And rude as in good, I knew this as she stood enqueued |
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But I just did not wanna give the satisfaction to you |
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I'm not trying to pull you |
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Even though I would like to |
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I think you are really fit |
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You're fit but my gosh don't you know it |
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Oi, just as you started to make your big advance |
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With the milkshake and that little doughnut in hand |
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I was like nah, I can't even, no you look grand |
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But you looked sharp there smiling hard, suggesting and |
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Leaning away with your hearty, hearty looking tan |
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But I admit the next bit was spanners to my plan |
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You walked towards my path but you just brushed right past |
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And into the arms of that fucking white-shirted man |
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I'm not trying to pull you |
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Even though I would like to |
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I think you are really fit |
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You're fit but my gosh don't you know it |
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Ah, oi, why do I give a fuck I've got a girlfriend anyway |
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(Woah! We've all had a drink mate!) |
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Oi, we're all a bit drunk, we've had a few fair play |
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I've got this stella I bombed from that last cafe |
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This night's not even begun, yes, yes oh yay |
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I did fancy you a bit though, yeah I must say |
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I would rather I hadn't mugged myself on display |
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But this is just another case of female stopping play |
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In an otherswise total result of a holiday |
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I'm not trying to pull you |
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Even though I would like to |
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I think you are really fit |
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You're fit but my gosh don't you know it |
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Hahaheheheh! |
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You're fit but you know it |
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You're fit but you know it |
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You're fit but you know it |
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I think i'm going to fall over |
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I think i'm going to fall o... |
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Fuckin' 'ell! |
