If You Were Gay 歌词
| 歌曲 | If You Were Gay |
| 歌手 | Various Artists |
| 专辑 | Avenue Q |
| 下载 | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:00.32] | Aha an afternoon alone with my favorite book |
| [00:06.09] | 《Broadway Musicals of the 1940s》 |
| [00:09.21] | No roommate to brother me |
| [00:10.40] | How could it get any better than this |
| [00:12.09] | Oh hi Rod |
| [00:14.01] | Hi Nicky |
| [00:14.69] | Hey Rod you’ll never guess what happened to me on the subway this morning |
| [00:18.32] | This guy was smiling at me and talking to me |
| [00:22.27] | Hmm，that’s very interesting |
| [00:23.68] | He was being really friendly,hmm |
| [00:26.02] | I think he was coming on to me |
| [00:27.87] | I think he might’ve thought I was gay |
| [00:31.72] | Ahem so uh why are you telling me this! |
| [00:35.04] | Why should I care! I don’t care! |
| [00:36.46] | What did you have for lunch today! |
| [00:37.64] | Oh you don’t have to get all defensive about it |
| [00:40.05] | I’m not getting defensive! |
| [00:40.85] | Why do I care about some gay guy you met okay? I’m trying to read! |
| [00:45.89] | Oh I didn’t mean anything by it,Rod |
| [00:48.57] | I just think it's something we should be able to talk about |
| [00:51.67] | I don't want to talk about it!!! |
| [00:53.22] | This conversation is over!!! |
| [00:54.16] | Yeah,but Rod...... |
| [00:54.65] | OVER!!! |
| [00:55.93] | Well okay but just so you know...... |
| [00:59.25] | IF YOU WERE GAY |
| [01:01.95] | THAT'D BE OKAY |
| [01:04.04] | I MEAN 'CAUSE HEY |
| [01:06.88] | I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY |
| [01:09.40] | BECAUSE YOU SEE |
| [01:11.59] | IF IT WERE ME |
| [01:14.69] | I WOULD FEEL FREE TO SAY |
| [01:17.25] | THAT I WAS GAY |
| [01:18.61] | BUT I'M NOT GAY |
| [01:19.90] | Nicky,please, I'm trying to read! |
| [01:26.83] | What!!! |
| [01:27.53] | IF YOU WERE QUEER |
| [01:29.76] | I'D STILL BE HERE(Nicky,I'm trying to read this book!!!) |
| [01:32.78] | YEAR AFTER YEAR |
| [01:34.84] | BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR TO ME(Argh |
| [01:37.34] | I KNOW THAT YOU(What? |
| [01:39.92] | WOULD ACCEPT ME ,TOO(I would??? |
| [01:42.43] | IF I TOLD YOU TODAY:" HEY! GUESS WHAT ! I'M GAY!" |
| [01:46.41] | BUT I'M NOT GAY |
| [01:47.80] | I'M HAPPY JUST BEING WITH YOU(High Button Shoes, Pal Joey |
| [01:53.26] | SO WHAT SHOULD IT MATTER TO ME |
| [01:55.06] | WHAT YOU DO IN BED WITH GUYS(R：Nicky that's GROSS!!! N：No it's not |
| [02:00.31] | IF YOU WERE GAY(Ah！ |
| [02:02.34] | I'D SHOUT HOORAY!(I am not listening |
| [02:05.90] | I'D STAY(La la la la la |
| [02:08.09] | BUT I WOULDN'T GET IN YOUR WAY(Aaaah!!! |
| [02:10.32] | YOU CAN COUNT ON ME TO ALWAYS BE |
| [02:13.64] | BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY |
| [02:16.05] | TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY |
| [02:17.94] | YOU WERE JUST BORN THAT WAY |
| [02:20.12] | AND AS THEY SAY,IT'S IN YOUR DNA |
| [02:22.98] | YOU'RE GAY(I am not gay!! |
| [02:25.19] | IF YOU WERE GAY(Ah！ |
| [00:00.32] | Aha an afternoon alone with my favorite book |
| [00:06.09] | Broadway Musicals of the 1940s |
| [00:09.21] | No roommate to brother me |
| [00:10.40] | How could it get any better than this |
| [00:12.09] | Oh hi Rod |
| [00:14.01] | Hi Nicky |
| [00:14.69] | Hey Rod you' ll never guess what happened to me on the subway this morning |
| [00:18.32] | This guy was smiling at me and talking to me |
| [00:22.27] | Hmm, that' s very interesting |
| [00:23.68] | He was being really friendly, hmm |
| [00:26.02] | I think he was coming on to me |
| [00:27.87] | I think he might' ve thought I was gay |
| [00:31.72] | Ahem so uh why are you telling me this! |
| [00:35.04] | Why should I care! I don' t care! |
| [00:36.46] | What did you have for lunch today! |
| [00:37.64] | Oh you don' t have to get all defensive about it |
| [00:40.05] | I' m not getting defensive! |
| [00:40.85] | Why do I care about some gay guy you met okay? I' m trying to read! |
| [00:45.89] | Oh I didn' t mean anything by it, Rod |
| [00:48.57] | I just think it' s something we should be able to talk about |
| [00:51.67] | I don' t want to talk about it!!! |
| [00:53.22] | This conversation is over!!! |
| [00:54.16] | Yeah, but Rod...... |
| [00:54.65] | OVER!!! |
| [00:55.93] | Well okay but just so you know...... |
| [00:59.25] | IF YOU WERE GAY |
| [01:01.95] | THAT' D BE OKAY |
| [01:04.04] | I MEAN ' CAUSE HEY |
| [01:06.88] | I' D LIKE YOU ANYWAY |
| [01:09.40] | BECAUSE YOU SEE |
| [01:11.59] | IF IT WERE ME |
| [01:14.69] | I WOULD FEEL FREE TO SAY |
| [01:17.25] | THAT I WAS GAY |
| [01:18.61] | BUT I' M NOT GAY |
| [01:19.90] | Nicky, please, I' m trying to read! |
| [01:26.83] | What!!! |
| [01:27.53] | IF YOU WERE QUEER |
| [01:29.76] | I' D STILL BE HERE Nicky, I' m trying to read this book!!! |
| [01:32.78] | YEAR AFTER YEAR |
| [01:34.84] | BECAUSE YOU' RE DEAR TO ME Argh |
| [01:37.34] | I KNOW THAT YOU What? |
| [01:39.92] | WOULD ACCEPT ME , TOO I would??? |
| [01:42.43] | IF I TOLD YOU TODAY:" HEY! GUESS WHAT ! I' M GAY!" |
| [01:46.41] | BUT I' M NOT GAY |
| [01:47.80] | I' M HAPPY JUST BEING WITH YOU High Button Shoes, Pal Joey |
| [01:53.26] | SO WHAT SHOULD IT MATTER TO ME |
| [01:55.06] | WHAT YOU DO IN BED WITH GUYS R: Nicky that' s GROSS!!! N: No it' s not |
| [02:00.31] | IF YOU WERE GAY Ah! |
| [02:02.34] | I' D SHOUT HOORAY! I am not listening |
| [02:05.90] | I' D STAY La la la la la |
| [02:08.09] | BUT I WOULDN' T GET IN YOUR WAY Aaaah!!! |
| [02:10.32] | YOU CAN COUNT ON ME TO ALWAYS BE |
| [02:13.64] | BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY |
| [02:16.05] | TO TELL YOU IT' S OKAY |
| [02:17.94] | YOU WERE JUST BORN THAT WAY |
| [02:20.12] | AND AS THEY SAY, IT' S IN YOUR DNA |
| [02:22.98] | YOU' RE GAY I am not gay!! |
| [02:25.19] | IF YOU WERE GAY Ah! |
| [00:00.32] | Aha an afternoon alone with my favorite book |
| [00:06.09] | Broadway Musicals of the 1940s |
| [00:09.21] | No roommate to brother me |
| [00:10.40] | How could it get any better than this |
| [00:12.09] | Oh hi Rod |
| [00:14.01] | Hi Nicky |
| [00:14.69] | Hey Rod you' ll never guess what happened to me on the subway this morning |
| [00:18.32] | This guy was smiling at me and talking to me |
| [00:22.27] | Hmm, that' s very interesting |
| [00:23.68] | He was being really friendly, hmm |
| [00:26.02] | I think he was coming on to me |
| [00:27.87] | I think he might' ve thought I was gay |
| [00:31.72] | Ahem so uh why are you telling me this! |
| [00:35.04] | Why should I care! I don' t care! |
| [00:36.46] | What did you have for lunch today! |
| [00:37.64] | Oh you don' t have to get all defensive about it |
| [00:40.05] | I' m not getting defensive! |
| [00:40.85] | Why do I care about some gay guy you met okay? I' m trying to read! |
| [00:45.89] | Oh I didn' t mean anything by it, Rod |
| [00:48.57] | I just think it' s something we should be able to talk about |
| [00:51.67] | I don' t want to talk about it!!! |
| [00:53.22] | This conversation is over!!! |
| [00:54.16] | Yeah, but Rod...... |
| [00:54.65] | OVER!!! |
| [00:55.93] | Well okay but just so you know...... |
| [00:59.25] | IF YOU WERE GAY |
| [01:01.95] | THAT' D BE OKAY |
| [01:04.04] | I MEAN ' CAUSE HEY |
| [01:06.88] | I' D LIKE YOU ANYWAY |
| [01:09.40] | BECAUSE YOU SEE |
| [01:11.59] | IF IT WERE ME |
| [01:14.69] | I WOULD FEEL FREE TO SAY |
| [01:17.25] | THAT I WAS GAY |
| [01:18.61] | BUT I' M NOT GAY |
| [01:19.90] | Nicky, please, I' m trying to read! |
| [01:26.83] | What!!! |
| [01:27.53] | IF YOU WERE QUEER |
| [01:29.76] | I' D STILL BE HERE Nicky, I' m trying to read this book!!! |
| [01:32.78] | YEAR AFTER YEAR |
| [01:34.84] | BECAUSE YOU' RE DEAR TO ME Argh |
| [01:37.34] | I KNOW THAT YOU What? |
| [01:39.92] | WOULD ACCEPT ME , TOO I would??? |
| [01:42.43] | IF I TOLD YOU TODAY:" HEY! GUESS WHAT ! I' M GAY!" |
| [01:46.41] | BUT I' M NOT GAY |
| [01:47.80] | I' M HAPPY JUST BEING WITH YOU High Button Shoes, Pal Joey |
| [01:53.26] | SO WHAT SHOULD IT MATTER TO ME |
| [01:55.06] | WHAT YOU DO IN BED WITH GUYS R: Nicky that' s GROSS!!! N: No it' s not |
| [02:00.31] | IF YOU WERE GAY Ah! |
| [02:02.34] | I' D SHOUT HOORAY! I am not listening |
| [02:05.90] | I' D STAY La la la la la |
| [02:08.09] | BUT I WOULDN' T GET IN YOUR WAY Aaaah!!! |
| [02:10.32] | YOU CAN COUNT ON ME TO ALWAYS BE |
| [02:13.64] | BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY |
| [02:16.05] | TO TELL YOU IT' S OKAY |
| [02:17.94] | YOU WERE JUST BORN THAT WAY |
| [02:20.12] | AND AS THEY SAY, IT' S IN YOUR DNA |
| [02:22.98] | YOU' RE GAY I am not gay!! |
| [02:25.19] | IF YOU WERE GAY Ah! |
| [00:00.32] | 清静的下午只有我和我最爱的书在一起 |
| [00:06.09] | 《40年代百脑汇音乐剧》 |
| [00:09.21] | 没室友的打扰 |
| [00:10.40] | 还有什么能比这更好的么 |
| [00:12.09] | 嗨 Ron |
| [00:14.01] | 嗨 Niki |
| [00:14.69] | Ron，你绝对猜不到今天早上地铁里发生了什么 |
| [00:18.32] | 有个帅哥笑着和我搭讪 |
| [00:22.27] | 呃，真有意思（翻白眼.jpg） |
| [00:23.68] | 他真的超友好 |
| [00:26.02] | 我猜他可能对我有意思 |
| [00:27.87] | 我猜可能是个小基佬 |
| [00:31.72] | 所以，为什么告诉我这些！ |
| [00:35.04] | 我为什么要知道！我无感！ |
| [00:36.46] | 中午吃了啥！ |
| [00:37.64] | Ron，你不需要那么警惕 |
| [00:40.05] | 我才没有警惕！ |
| [00:40.85] | 为什么我要关心你遇到的基佬，哦不，男人？我正打算看书！ |
| [00:45.89] | 好吧，我没有什么其他的意思，Ron |
| [00:48.57] | 我只是觉得这个我们讨论下而已（委屈脸.jpg） |
| [00:51.67] | 我不想讨论这些！！！ |
| [00:53.22] | 谈话结束！！！ |
| [00:54.16] | 好吧，但是Ron...... |
| [00:54.65] | 你走开！！！ |
| [00:55.93] | 哦，但是你要知道...... |
| [00:59.25] | 如果你搞基 |
| [01:01.95] | 那很OK |
| [01:04.04] | 我意思是 |
| [01:06.88] | 你怎样我都喜欢 |
| [01:09.40] | 因为你知道 |
| [01:11.59] | 如果是我 |
| [01:14.69] | 我可以轻松说出来 |
| [01:17.25] | 我是小基佬 |
| [01:18.61] | 但是我不是 |
| [01:19.90] | Niki，拜托，我要看书！ |
| [01:26.83] | 干嘛！！！ |
| [01:27.53] | 如果你还有其他怪癖 |
| [01:29.76] | 我还是会在你身旁（Niki，我要看书！！！） |
| [01:32.78] | 一年又一年 |
| [01:34.84] | 因为你是我的小宝贝 |
| [01:37.34] | 我知道你 |
| [01:39.92] | 你也会接受我 |
| [01:42.43] | 如果我今天告诉我我是小基佬 |
| [01:46.41] | 但是我不是 |
| [01:47.80] | 和你在一起超开心哒 |
| [01:53.26] | 所以对我来说没关系 |
| [01:55.06] | 不管你和其他男人在床上干什么 |
| [02:00.31] | 如果你搞基 |
| [02:02.34] | 我要大喊万岁！ |
| [02:05.90] | 我在这里 |
| [02:08.09] | 才不会妨碍你 |
| [02:10.32] | 你可以想往常一样依赖我 |
| [02:13.64] | 每一天 |
| [02:16.05] | 告诉你那样OK的 |
| [02:17.94] | 你生来如此 |
| [02:20.12] | 都是DNA决定的 |
| [02:22.98] | 你是小基佬！（我不是！！！） |
| [02:25.19] | 如果是你搞基 |
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