If You Were Gay

歌曲 If You Were Gay
歌手 Various Artists
专辑 Avenue Q

歌词

[00:00.32] Aha an afternoon alone with my favorite book
[00:06.09] 《Broadway Musicals of the 1940s》
[00:09.21] No roommate to brother me
[00:10.40] How could it get any better than this
[00:12.09] Oh hi Rod
[00:14.01] Hi Nicky
[00:14.69] Hey Rod you’ll never guess what happened to me on the subway this morning
[00:18.32] This guy was smiling at me and talking to me
[00:22.27] Hmm，that’s very interesting
[00:23.68] He was being really friendly,hmm
[00:26.02] I think he was coming on to me
[00:27.87] I think he might’ve thought I was gay
[00:31.72] Ahem so uh why are you telling me this!
[00:35.04] Why should I care! I don’t care!
[00:36.46] What did you have for lunch today!
[00:37.64] Oh you don’t have to get all defensive about it
[00:40.05] I’m not getting defensive!
[00:40.85] Why do I care about some gay guy you met okay? I’m trying to read!
[00:45.89] Oh I didn’t mean anything by it,Rod
[00:48.57] I just think it's something we should be able to talk about
[00:51.67] I don't want to talk about it!!!
[00:53.22] This conversation is over!!!
[00:54.16] Yeah,but Rod......
[00:54.65] OVER!!!
[00:55.93] Well okay but just so you know......
[00:59.25] IF YOU WERE GAY
[01:01.95] THAT'D BE OKAY
[01:04.04] I MEAN 'CAUSE HEY
[01:06.88] I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY
[01:09.40] BECAUSE YOU SEE
[01:11.59] IF IT WERE ME
[01:14.69] I WOULD FEEL FREE TO SAY
[01:17.25] THAT I WAS GAY
[01:18.61] BUT I'M NOT GAY
[01:19.90] Nicky,please, I'm trying to read!
[01:26.83] What!!!
[01:27.53] IF YOU WERE QUEER
[01:29.76] I'D STILL BE HERE(Nicky,I'm trying to read this book!!!)
[01:32.78] YEAR AFTER YEAR
[01:34.84] BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR TO ME(Argh
[01:37.34] I KNOW THAT YOU(What?
[01:39.92] WOULD ACCEPT ME ,TOO(I would???
[01:42.43] IF I TOLD YOU TODAY:" HEY! GUESS WHAT ! I'M GAY!"
[01:46.41] BUT I'M NOT GAY
[01:47.80] I'M HAPPY JUST BEING WITH YOU(High Button Shoes, Pal Joey
[01:53.26] SO WHAT SHOULD IT MATTER TO ME
[01:55.06] WHAT YOU DO IN BED WITH GUYS(R：Nicky that's GROSS!!! N：No it's not
[02:00.31] IF YOU WERE GAY(Ah！
[02:02.34] I'D SHOUT HOORAY!(I am not listening
[02:05.90] I'D STAY(La la la la la
[02:08.09] BUT I WOULDN'T GET IN YOUR WAY(Aaaah!!!
[02:10.32] YOU CAN COUNT ON ME TO ALWAYS BE
[02:13.64] BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY
[02:16.05] TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY
[02:17.94] YOU WERE JUST BORN THAT WAY
[02:20.12] AND AS THEY SAY,IT'S IN YOUR DNA
[02:22.98] YOU'RE GAY(I am not gay!!
[02:25.19] IF YOU WERE GAY(Ah！

拼音

[00:00.32] Aha an afternoon alone with my favorite book
[00:06.09] Broadway Musicals of the 1940s
[00:09.21] No roommate to brother me
[00:10.40] How could it get any better than this
[00:12.09] Oh hi Rod
[00:14.01] Hi Nicky
[00:14.69] Hey Rod you' ll never guess what happened to me on the subway this morning
[00:18.32] This guy was smiling at me and talking to me
[00:22.27] Hmm, that' s very interesting
[00:23.68] He was being really friendly, hmm
[00:26.02] I think he was coming on to me
[00:27.87] I think he might' ve thought I was gay
[00:31.72] Ahem so uh why are you telling me this!
[00:35.04] Why should I care! I don' t care!
[00:36.46] What did you have for lunch today!
[00:37.64] Oh you don' t have to get all defensive about it
[00:40.05] I' m not getting defensive!
[00:40.85] Why do I care about some gay guy you met okay? I' m trying to read!
[00:45.89] Oh I didn' t mean anything by it, Rod
[00:48.57] I just think it' s something we should be able to talk about
[00:51.67] I don' t want to talk about it!!!
[00:53.22] This conversation is over!!!
[00:54.16] Yeah, but Rod......
[00:54.65] OVER!!!
[00:55.93] Well okay but just so you know......
[00:59.25] IF YOU WERE GAY
[01:01.95] THAT' D BE OKAY
[01:04.04] I MEAN ' CAUSE HEY
[01:06.88] I' D LIKE YOU ANYWAY
[01:09.40] BECAUSE YOU SEE
[01:11.59] IF IT WERE ME
[01:14.69] I WOULD FEEL FREE TO SAY
[01:17.25] THAT I WAS GAY
[01:18.61] BUT I' M NOT GAY
[01:19.90] Nicky, please, I' m trying to read!
[01:26.83] What!!!
[01:27.53] IF YOU WERE QUEER
[01:29.76] I' D STILL BE HERE Nicky, I' m trying to read this book!!!
[01:32.78] YEAR AFTER YEAR
[01:34.84] BECAUSE YOU' RE DEAR TO ME Argh
[01:37.34] I KNOW THAT YOU What?
[01:39.92] WOULD ACCEPT ME , TOO I would???
[01:42.43] IF I TOLD YOU TODAY:" HEY! GUESS WHAT ! I' M GAY!"
[01:46.41] BUT I' M NOT GAY
[01:47.80] I' M HAPPY JUST BEING WITH YOU High Button Shoes, Pal Joey
[01:53.26] SO WHAT SHOULD IT MATTER TO ME
[01:55.06] WHAT YOU DO IN BED WITH GUYS R: Nicky that' s GROSS!!! N: No it' s not
[02:00.31] IF YOU WERE GAY Ah!
[02:02.34] I' D SHOUT HOORAY! I am not listening
[02:05.90] I' D STAY La la la la la
[02:08.09] BUT I WOULDN' T GET IN YOUR WAY Aaaah!!!
[02:10.32] YOU CAN COUNT ON ME TO ALWAYS BE
[02:13.64] BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY
[02:16.05] TO TELL YOU IT' S OKAY
[02:17.94] YOU WERE JUST BORN THAT WAY
[02:20.12] AND AS THEY SAY, IT' S IN YOUR DNA
[02:22.98] YOU' RE GAY I am not gay!!
[02:25.19] IF YOU WERE GAY Ah!

歌词大意

[00:00.32] qīng jìng de xià wǔ zhǐ yǒu wǒ hé wǒ zuì ài de shū zài yì qǐ
[00:06.09] 40 nián dài bǎi nǎo huì yīn yuè jù
[00:09.21] méi shì yǒu de dǎ rǎo
[00:10.40] hái yǒu shén me néng bǐ zhè gèng hǎo de me
[00:12.09] hāi Ron
[00:14.01] hāi Niki
[00:14.69] Ron, nǐ jué duì cāi bú dào jīn tiān zǎo shàng dì tiě lǐ fā shēng le shén me
[00:18.32] yǒu gè shuài gē xiào zhe hé wǒ dā shàn
[00:22.27] è, zhēn yǒu yì sī fān bái yǎn. jpg
[00:23.68] tā zhēn de chāo yǒu hǎo
[00:26.02] wǒ cāi tā kě néng duì wǒ yǒu yì sī
[00:27.87] wǒ cāi kě néng shì gè xiǎo jī lǎo
[00:31.72] suǒ yǐ, wèi shí me gào sù wǒ zhèi xiē!
[00:35.04] wǒ wèi shí me yào zhī dào! wǒ wú gǎn!
[00:36.46] zhōng wǔ chī le shà!
[00:37.64] Ron, nǐ bù xū yào nà me jǐng tì
[00:40.05] wǒ cái méi yǒu jǐng tì!
[00:40.85] wèi shí me wǒ yào guān xīn nǐ yù dào de jī lǎo, ó bù, nán rén? wǒ zhèng dǎ suàn kàn shū!
[00:45.89] hǎo ba, wǒ méi yǒu shén me qí tā de yì sī, Ron
[00:48.57] wǒ zhǐ shì jué de zhè gè wǒ men tǎo lùn xià ér yǐ wěi qū liǎn. jpg
[00:51.67] wǒ bù xiǎng tǎo lùn zhèi xiē!!!
[00:53.22] tán huà jié shù!!!
[00:54.16] hǎo ba, dàn shì Ron......
[00:54.65] nǐ zǒu kāi!!!
[00:55.93] ó, dàn shì nǐ yào zhī dào......
[00:59.25] rú guǒ nǐ gǎo jī
[01:01.95] nà hěn OK
[01:04.04] wǒ yì sī shì
[01:06.88] nǐ zěn yàng wǒ dōu xǐ huān
[01:09.40] yīn wèi nǐ zhī dào
[01:11.59] rú guǒ shì wǒ
[01:14.69] wǒ kě yǐ qīng sōng shuō chū lái
[01:17.25] wǒ shì xiǎo jī lǎo
[01:18.61] dàn shì wǒ bú shì
[01:19.90] Niki, bài tuō, wǒ yào kàn shū!
[01:26.83] gàn ma!!!
[01:27.53] rú guǒ nǐ hái yǒu qí tā guài pǐ
[01:29.76] wǒ hái shì huì zài nǐ shēn páng Niki, wǒ yào kàn shū!!!
[01:32.78] yī nián yòu yī nián
[01:34.84] yīn wèi nǐ shì wǒ de xiǎo bǎo bèi
[01:37.34] wǒ zhī dào nǐ
[01:39.92] nǐ yě huì jiē shòu wǒ
[01:42.43] rú guǒ wǒ jīn tiān gào sù wǒ wǒ shì xiǎo jī lǎo
[01:46.41] dàn shì wǒ bú shì
[01:47.80] hé nǐ zài yì qǐ chāo kāi xīn dā
[01:53.26] suǒ yǐ duì wǒ lái shuō méi guān xì
[01:55.06] bù guǎn nǐ hé qí tā nán rén zài chuáng shàng gàn shén me
[02:00.31] rú guǒ nǐ gǎo jī
[02:02.34] wǒ yào dà hǎn wàn suì!
[02:05.90] wǒ zài zhè lǐ
[02:08.09] cái bú huì fáng ài nǐ
[02:10.32] nǐ kě yǐ xiǎng wǎng cháng yí yàng yī lài wǒ
[02:13.64] měi yì tiān
[02:16.05] gào sù nǐ nà yàng OK de
[02:17.94] nǐ shēng lái rú cǐ
[02:20.12] dōu shì DNA jué dìng de
[02:22.98] nǐ shì xiǎo jī lǎo! wǒ bú shì!!!
[02:25.19] rú guǒ shì nǐ gǎo jī