歌曲 | The Internet is For Porn |
歌手 | Various Artists |
专辑 | Avenue Q |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
[00:11.45] | The internet is really really great |
[00:14.37] | For porn |
[00:16.47] | I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait |
[00:20.06] | For porn |
[00:20.95] | Huh? |
[00:21.63] | There's always some new site, |
[00:23.63] | For porn! |
[00:24.99] | I browse all day and night |
[00:25.75] | For porn! |
[00:26.75] | It's like i’m surfing at the speed of light |
[00:29.30] | For porn! |
[00:31.57] | Trekkie! |
[00:32.54] | The internet is for porn |
[00:33.81] | Trekkie! |
[00:34.54] | The internet is for porn, |
[00:36.51] | What are you doing!? |
[00:37.17] | Why you think the net was born? |
[00:39.55] | Porn porn porn |
[00:42.27] | Treee—kkie! |
[00:43.50] | Oh hello kate monster |
[00:45.39] | You are ruining my song |
[00:47.05] | Oh me sorry, me no mean to |
[00:49.75] | Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish? |
[00:53.98] | Me no talkie |
[00:55.58] | Good |
[00:56.15] | I’m glad we have this new technology |
[00:58.88] | For porn |
[01:00.38] | Which gives us untold opportunity |
[01:04.83] | For por—oops, sorry |
[01:06.63] | Right from you own desktop |
[01:08.12] | For --- |
[01:08.70] | You can research browse and shop |
[01:10.70] | Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop |
[01:14.90] | FOR PORN!! |
[01:16.45] | |
[01:18.37] | The internet is for porn! |
[01:19.14] | Noooo |
[01:19.63] | The internet if for porn! |
[01:20.89] | Trekkie |
[01:21.62] | Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn! |
[01:26.96] | That’s gross you’re a pervert |
[01:30.15] | Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster |
[01:32.84] | NO really, your a pervert |
[01:35.47] | Normal people don’t sit at home and look at porn on the internet |
[01:40.59] | Ohhhh? |
[01:41.98] | What?! |
[01:42.98] | You have no idea |
[01:45.45] | Ready normal people? |
[01:47.12] | Ready--- ready ----ready |
[01:49.32] | Let me hear it! |
[01:49.87] | The internet is for porn! |
[01:51.61] | Sorry kate |
[01:52.31] | The internet is for porn! |
[01:53.54] | I masturbate! |
[01:54.81] | All these guys unzip their flies |
[01:57.28] | For porn, porn, porn! |
[01:58.70] | The internet is not for porn!! |
[01:59.70] | PORN!, PORN, P--- |
[02:01.36] | HOLD ON A SECOND! |
[02:03.20] | Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online |
[02:06.20] | That’s correct. |
[02:11.18] | And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com |
[02:14.50] | Sure! |
[02:16.15] | And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay |
[02:19.90] | Yes I do! |
[02:21.18] | And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card |
[02:25.36] | True! |
[02:26.50] | Oh, but Kate- |
[02:28.06] | What you think he do . . .after? hmm? |
[02:29.55] | . .yeah |
[02:31.42] | EEEWWWWW! |
[02:33.00] | The internet is for porn! |
[02:36.35] | Gross! |
[02:37.18] | The internet is for porn! |
[02:38.68] | I hate porn |
[02:39.75] | Grab your dick and double click |
[02:42.06] | I hate you men! |
[02:44.82] | For porn, porn, porn! |
[02:46.64] | I’m leaving! |
[02:47.31] | Porn, porn, porn, porn |
[02:48.75] | I hate the internet! |
[02:49.92] | Porn, porn, porn, porn |
[02:51.13] | The internet is for |
[02:51.90] | The internet is for |
[02:52.58] | The internet is for PORN! |
[02:53.33] | YEAH! |
[00:11.45] | The internet is really really great |
[00:14.37] | For porn |
[00:16.47] | I' ve got a fast connection so i don' t have to wait |
[00:20.06] | For porn |
[00:20.95] | Huh? |
[00:21.63] | There' s always some new site, |
[00:23.63] | For porn! |
[00:24.99] | I browse all day and night |
[00:25.75] | For porn! |
[00:26.75] | It' s like i' m surfing at the speed of light |
[00:29.30] | For porn! |
[00:31.57] | Trekkie! |
[00:32.54] | The internet is for porn |
[00:33.81] | Trekkie! |
[00:34.54] | The internet is for porn, |
[00:36.51] | What are you doing!? |
[00:37.17] | Why you think the net was born? |
[00:39.55] | Porn porn porn |
[00:42.27] | Treee kkie! |
[00:43.50] | Oh hello kate monster |
[00:45.39] | You are ruining my song |
[00:47.05] | Oh me sorry, me no mean to |
[00:49.75] | Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish? |
[00:53.98] | Me no talkie |
[00:55.58] | Good |
[00:56.15] | I' m glad we have this new technology |
[00:58.88] | For porn |
[01:00.38] | Which gives us untold opportunity |
[01:04.83] | For por oops, sorry |
[01:06.63] | Right from you own desktop |
[01:08.12] | For |
[01:08.70] | You can research browse and shop |
[01:10.70] | Until you' ve had enough and your ready to stop |
[01:14.90] | FOR PORN!! |
[01:16.45] | |
[01:18.37] | The internet is for porn! |
[01:19.14] | Noooo |
[01:19.63] | The internet if for porn! |
[01:20.89] | Trekkie |
[01:21.62] | Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn! |
[01:26.96] | That' s gross you' re a pervert |
[01:30.15] | Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster |
[01:32.84] | NO really, your a pervert |
[01:35.47] | Normal people don' t sit at home and look at porn on the internet |
[01:40.59] | Ohhhh? |
[01:41.98] | What?! |
[01:42.98] | You have no idea |
[01:45.45] | Ready normal people? |
[01:47.12] | Ready ready ready |
[01:49.32] | Let me hear it! |
[01:49.87] | The internet is for porn! |
[01:51.61] | Sorry kate |
[01:52.31] | The internet is for porn! |
[01:53.54] | I masturbate! |
[01:54.81] | All these guys unzip their flies |
[01:57.28] | For porn, porn, porn! |
[01:58.70] | The internet is not for porn!! |
[01:59.70] | PORN!, PORN, P |
[02:01.36] | HOLD ON A SECOND! |
[02:03.20] | Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online |
[02:06.20] | That' s correct. |
[02:11.18] | And Brian, you buy things on Amazon. com |
[02:14.50] | Sure! |
[02:16.15] | And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay |
[02:19.90] | Yes I do! |
[02:21.18] | And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card |
[02:25.36] | True! |
[02:26.50] | Oh, but Kate |
[02:28.06] | What you think he do . . . after? hmm? |
[02:29.55] | . . yeah |
[02:31.42] | EEEWWWWW! |
[02:33.00] | The internet is for porn! |
[02:36.35] | Gross! |
[02:37.18] | The internet is for porn! |
[02:38.68] | I hate porn |
[02:39.75] | Grab your dick and double click |
[02:42.06] | I hate you men! |
[02:44.82] | For porn, porn, porn! |
[02:46.64] | I' m leaving! |
[02:47.31] | Porn, porn, porn, porn |
[02:48.75] | I hate the internet! |
[02:49.92] | Porn, porn, porn, porn |
[02:51.13] | The internet is for |
[02:51.90] | The internet is for |
[02:52.58] | The internet is for PORN! |
[02:53.33] | YEAH! |
[00:11.45] | The internet is really really great |
[00:14.37] | For porn |
[00:16.47] | I' ve got a fast connection so i don' t have to wait |
[00:20.06] | For porn |
[00:20.95] | Huh? |
[00:21.63] | There' s always some new site, |
[00:23.63] | For porn! |
[00:24.99] | I browse all day and night |
[00:25.75] | For porn! |
[00:26.75] | It' s like i' m surfing at the speed of light |
[00:29.30] | For porn! |
[00:31.57] | Trekkie! |
[00:32.54] | The internet is for porn |
[00:33.81] | Trekkie! |
[00:34.54] | The internet is for porn, |
[00:36.51] | What are you doing!? |
[00:37.17] | Why you think the net was born? |
[00:39.55] | Porn porn porn |
[00:42.27] | Treee kkie! |
[00:43.50] | Oh hello kate monster |
[00:45.39] | You are ruining my song |
[00:47.05] | Oh me sorry, me no mean to |
[00:49.75] | Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish? |
[00:53.98] | Me no talkie |
[00:55.58] | Good |
[00:56.15] | I' m glad we have this new technology |
[00:58.88] | For porn |
[01:00.38] | Which gives us untold opportunity |
[01:04.83] | For por oops, sorry |
[01:06.63] | Right from you own desktop |
[01:08.12] | For |
[01:08.70] | You can research browse and shop |
[01:10.70] | Until you' ve had enough and your ready to stop |
[01:14.90] | FOR PORN!! |
[01:16.45] | |
[01:18.37] | The internet is for porn! |
[01:19.14] | Noooo |
[01:19.63] | The internet if for porn! |
[01:20.89] | Trekkie |
[01:21.62] | Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn! |
[01:26.96] | That' s gross you' re a pervert |
[01:30.15] | Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster |
[01:32.84] | NO really, your a pervert |
[01:35.47] | Normal people don' t sit at home and look at porn on the internet |
[01:40.59] | Ohhhh? |
[01:41.98] | What?! |
[01:42.98] | You have no idea |
[01:45.45] | Ready normal people? |
[01:47.12] | Ready ready ready |
[01:49.32] | Let me hear it! |
[01:49.87] | The internet is for porn! |
[01:51.61] | Sorry kate |
[01:52.31] | The internet is for porn! |
[01:53.54] | I masturbate! |
[01:54.81] | All these guys unzip their flies |
[01:57.28] | For porn, porn, porn! |
[01:58.70] | The internet is not for porn!! |
[01:59.70] | PORN!, PORN, P |
[02:01.36] | HOLD ON A SECOND! |
[02:03.20] | Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online |
[02:06.20] | That' s correct. |
[02:11.18] | And Brian, you buy things on Amazon. com |
[02:14.50] | Sure! |
[02:16.15] | And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay |
[02:19.90] | Yes I do! |
[02:21.18] | And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card |
[02:25.36] | True! |
[02:26.50] | Oh, but Kate |
[02:28.06] | What you think he do . . . after? hmm? |
[02:29.55] | . . yeah |
[02:31.42] | EEEWWWWW! |
[02:33.00] | The internet is for porn! |
[02:36.35] | Gross! |
[02:37.18] | The internet is for porn! |
[02:38.68] | I hate porn |
[02:39.75] | Grab your dick and double click |
[02:42.06] | I hate you men! |
[02:44.82] | For porn, porn, porn! |
[02:46.64] | I' m leaving! |
[02:47.31] | Porn, porn, porn, porn |
[02:48.75] | I hate the internet! |
[02:49.92] | Porn, porn, porn, porn |
[02:51.13] | The internet is for |
[02:51.90] | The internet is for |
[02:52.58] | The internet is for PORN! |
[02:53.33] | YEAH! |
[00:11.45] | K:网络真呀真真好 |
[00:14.37] | T:(用来看羞羞的东西(≖ ‿ ≖)) |
[00:16.47] | K:网速辣么快我都不用去等待 |
[00:20.06] | T:(当我看羞羞的东西的时候(≖ ‿ ≖)) |
[00:20.95] | K:啊? |
[00:21.63] | K:总会有一些新的网站 |
[00:23.63] | T:(上面都是羞羞的东西(≖ ‿ ≖)) |
[00:24.99] | K:我没日没夜地上网 |
[00:25.75] | T:(为了看羞羞的东西(≖ ‿ ≖)) |
[00:26.75] | K:这感觉就象我在光速飞行 |
[00:29.30] | T:(还是看羞羞的东西(≖ ‿ ≖)) |
[00:31.57] | K:契瑞克! |
[00:32.54] | T:网络全是羞羞的东西~ |
[00:33.81] | K:契瑞克! |
[00:34.54] | T:网络全是羞羞的东西~ |
[00:36.51] | K:你在干嘛! |
[00:37.17] | T:那你觉得网络是为了什么而诞生的呢~ |
[00:39.55] | T:羞羞!羞羞!羞羞! |
[00:42.27] | K:契--瑞奇!(娇嗔) |
[00:43.50] | T:哦~凯特小怪兽~你好呀~ |
[00:45.39] | K:你在毁我的歌! |
[00:47.05] | T:啊,我错惹,但我不是故意的。。 |
[00:49.75] | K:好吧那请你安静一会儿让我完成它! |
[00:53.98] | T:那我不说话惹ʅ(◞‸◟)ʃ |
[00:55.58] | K:纳爱斯~ |
[00:56.15] | K:我真幸运我们能有这项新技术 |
[00:58.88] | T:(用来看羞羞的东西(≖ ‿ ≖)) |
[01:00.38] | K:他给了我们无法言说的机遇 |
[01:04.83] | T:(用来看羞羞的东西(≖ ‿ ≖))。。。哦天辣对不起! |
[01:06.63] | K:仅仅从你的桌面就能开始 |
[01:08.12] | T:(羞。。”(*´ェ`*)”) |
[01:08.70] | K:你可以搜索也可以购物 |
[01:10.70] | K:直到你觉得足够了想要停下来 |
[01:14.90] | T:(看完了羞羞以后的贤者模式!(。◝‿◜。)) |
[01:18.37] | T:网络全是羞羞的东西~ |
[01:19.14] | K:亚妹罗! |
[01:19.63] | T:网络全是羞羞的东西~ |
[01:20.89] | K:契瑞克! |
[01:21.62] | T:导致我每晚按我的~小~喇~叭~ |
[01:26.96] | K:那太恶心了你简直就是性变态! |
[01:30.15] | T:啊固执的凯特小怪兽 |
[01:32.84] | K:不我讲真,你就是一性变态! |
[01:35.47] | K:正常人不会坐在家里上网看羞羞好吗! |
[01:40.59] | T:哦?(质疑) |
[01:41.98] | K:怎么了 |
[01:42.98] | T:小姑娘你不懂 |
[01:45.45] | T:准备好了吗正常人! |
[01:47.12] | Together:准备好辣! |
[01:49.32] | T:让我听到你们的呻~吟~! |
[01:49.87] | Together:网络全是羞羞的东西~ |
[01:51.61] | G:对不起啊凯特 |
[01:52.31] | Together:网络全是羞羞的东西~ |
[01:53.54] | G:我打灰机! |
[01:54.81] | T:这些家伙解压他们的文件 |
[01:57.28] | Together:看羞羞看羞羞! |
[01:58.70] | Together:网络全是羞羞的东西~ |
[01:59.70] | Together:看羞羞的东西!ヾ( ̄▽ ̄) |
[02:01.36] | K:麻烦等一下! |
[02:03.20] | k:我知道的事实是,萝卜,你在网上看证券股票 |
[02:06.20] | R:对呀对呀~ |
[02:11.18] | K:布莱恩你在亚马逊买东西 |
[02:14.50] | B:对! |
[02:16.15] | K:小灰灰你在eaby上倒卖 |
[02:19.90] | G:对就是我叶凉辰~ |
[02:21.18] | K:普林斯顿你在网上给我发过甜蜜的生日贺卡 |
[02:25.36] | G:有的呀有的呀~ |
[02:26.50] | T:哦等一下凯特 |
[02:28.06] | T:你觉得他做完之后。。。嗯。。。 |
[02:29.55] | Together:(窃笑) |
[02:31.42] | K:噫! |
[02:33.00] | Together:网络全是羞羞的东西~ |
[02:36.35] | K:恶熏! |
[02:37.18] | Together:网络全是羞羞的东西~ |
[02:38.68] | K:我讨厌羞羞的东西!o(′益`)o |
[02:39.75] | T:握紧你的小油条然后双击(@_@;)? |
[不懂] | |
[02:42.06] | K:我讨厌你们这群男人 |
[02:44.82] | Together:看羞羞的东西!ヾ( ̄▽ ̄) |
[02:46.64] | K:我走! |
[02:47.31] | Together:看羞羞的东西!ヾ( ̄▽ ̄) |
[02:48.75] | K:我讨厌网络! |
[02:49.92] | Together:看羞羞的东西!ヾ( ̄▽ ̄) |
[02:51.13] | T:网络全是~~ |
[02:51.90] | Together:网络全是~~ |
[02:52.58] | Together:网络全是羞羞的东西~ |
[02:53.33] | Together:液! |