The Internet is For Porn

歌曲 The Internet is For Porn
歌手 Various Artists
专辑 Avenue Q

歌词

[00:11.45] The internet is really really great
[00:14.37] For porn
[00:16.47] I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait
[00:20.06] For porn
[00:20.95] Huh?
[00:21.63] There's always some new site,
[00:23.63] For porn!
[00:24.99] I browse all day and night
[00:25.75] For porn!
[00:26.75] It's like i’m surfing at the speed of light
[00:29.30] For porn!
[00:31.57] Trekkie!
[00:32.54] The internet is for porn
[00:33.81] Trekkie!
[00:34.54] The internet is for porn,
[00:36.51] What are you doing!?
[00:37.17] Why you think the net was born?
[00:39.55] Porn porn porn
[00:42.27] Treee—kkie!
[00:43.50] Oh hello kate monster
[00:45.39] You are ruining my song
[00:47.05] Oh me sorry, me no mean to
[00:49.75] Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
[00:53.98] Me no talkie
[00:55.58] Good
[00:56.15] I’m glad we have this new technology
[00:58.88] For porn
[01:00.38] Which gives us untold opportunity
[01:04.83] For por—oops, sorry
[01:06.63] Right from you own desktop
[01:08.12] For ---
[01:08.70] You can research browse and shop
[01:10.70] Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop
[01:14.90] FOR PORN!!
[01:16.45]
[01:18.37] The internet is for porn!
[01:19.14] Noooo
[01:19.63] The internet if for porn!
[01:20.89] Trekkie
[01:21.62] Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!
[01:26.96] That’s gross you’re a pervert
[01:30.15] Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
[01:32.84] NO really, your a pervert
[01:35.47] Normal people don’t sit at home and look at porn on the internet
[01:40.59] Ohhhh?
[01:41.98] What?!
[01:42.98] You have no idea
[01:45.45] Ready normal people?
[01:47.12] Ready--- ready ----ready
[01:49.32] Let me hear it!
[01:49.87] The internet is for porn!
[01:51.61] Sorry kate
[01:52.31] The internet is for porn!
[01:53.54] I masturbate!
[01:54.81] All these guys unzip their flies
[01:57.28] For porn, porn, porn!
[01:58.70] The internet is not for porn!!
[01:59.70] PORN!, PORN, P---
[02:01.36] HOLD ON A SECOND!
[02:03.20] Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online
[02:06.20] That’s correct.
[02:11.18] And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com
[02:14.50] Sure!
[02:16.15] And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay
[02:19.90] Yes I do!
[02:21.18] And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card
[02:25.36] True!
[02:26.50] Oh, but Kate-
[02:28.06] What you think he do . . .after? hmm?
[02:29.55] . .yeah
[02:31.42] EEEWWWWW!
[02:33.00] The internet is for porn!
[02:36.35] Gross!
[02:37.18] The internet is for porn!
[02:38.68] I hate porn
[02:39.75] Grab your dick and double click
[02:42.06] I hate you men!
[02:44.82] For porn, porn, porn!
[02:46.64] I’m leaving!
[02:47.31] Porn, porn, porn, porn
[02:48.75] I hate the internet!
[02:49.92] Porn, porn, porn, porn
[02:51.13] The internet is for
[02:51.90] The internet is for
[02:52.58] The internet is for PORN!
[02:53.33] YEAH!

拼音

[00:11.45] The internet is really really great
[00:14.37] For porn
[00:16.47] I' ve got a fast connection so i don' t have to wait
[00:20.06] For porn
[00:20.95] Huh?
[00:21.63] There' s always some new site,
[00:23.63] For porn!
[00:24.99] I browse all day and night
[00:25.75] For porn!
[00:26.75] It' s like i' m surfing at the speed of light
[00:29.30] For porn!
[00:31.57] Trekkie!
[00:32.54] The internet is for porn
[00:33.81] Trekkie!
[00:34.54] The internet is for porn,
[00:36.51] What are you doing!?
[00:37.17] Why you think the net was born?
[00:39.55] Porn porn porn
[00:42.27] Treee kkie!
[00:43.50] Oh hello kate monster
[00:45.39] You are ruining my song
[00:47.05] Oh me sorry, me no mean to
[00:49.75] Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
[00:53.98] Me no talkie
[00:55.58] Good
[00:56.15] I' m glad we have this new technology
[00:58.88] For porn
[01:00.38] Which gives us untold opportunity
[01:04.83] For por oops, sorry
[01:06.63] Right from you own desktop
[01:08.12] For
[01:08.70] You can research browse and shop
[01:10.70] Until you' ve had enough and your ready to stop
[01:14.90] FOR PORN!!
[01:16.45]
[01:18.37] The internet is for porn!
[01:19.14] Noooo
[01:19.63] The internet if for porn!
[01:20.89] Trekkie
[01:21.62] Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!
[01:26.96] That' s gross you' re a pervert
[01:30.15] Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
[01:32.84] NO really, your a pervert
[01:35.47] Normal people don' t sit at home and look at porn on the internet
[01:40.59] Ohhhh?
[01:41.98] What?!
[01:42.98] You have no idea
[01:45.45] Ready normal people?
[01:47.12] Ready ready ready
[01:49.32] Let me hear it!
[01:49.87] The internet is for porn!
[01:51.61] Sorry kate
[01:52.31] The internet is for porn!
[01:53.54] I masturbate!
[01:54.81] All these guys unzip their flies
[01:57.28] For porn, porn, porn!
[01:58.70] The internet is not for porn!!
[01:59.70] PORN!, PORN, P
[02:01.36] HOLD ON A SECOND!
[02:03.20] Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online
[02:06.20] That' s correct.
[02:11.18] And Brian, you buy things on Amazon. com
[02:14.50] Sure!
[02:16.15] And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay
[02:19.90] Yes I do!
[02:21.18] And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card
[02:25.36] True!
[02:26.50] Oh, but Kate
[02:28.06] What you think he do . . . after? hmm?
[02:29.55] . . yeah
[02:31.42] EEEWWWWW!
[02:33.00] The internet is for porn!
[02:36.35] Gross!
[02:37.18] The internet is for porn!
[02:38.68] I hate porn
[02:39.75] Grab your dick and double click
[02:42.06] I hate you men!
[02:44.82] For porn, porn, porn!
[02:46.64] I' m leaving!
[02:47.31] Porn, porn, porn, porn
[02:48.75] I hate the internet!
[02:49.92] Porn, porn, porn, porn
[02:51.13] The internet is for
[02:51.90] The internet is for
[02:52.58] The internet is for PORN!
[02:53.33] YEAH!

歌词大意

[00:11.45] K: wǎng luò zhēn ya zhēn zhēn hǎo
[00:14.37] T: yòng lái kàn xiū xiū de dōng xī
[00:16.47] K: wǎng sù là me kuài wǒ dōu bù yòng qù děng dài
[00:20.06] T: dāng wǒ kàn xiū xiū de dōng xī de shí hòu
[00:20.95] K: a?
[00:21.63] K: zǒng huì yǒu yī xiē xīn de wǎng zhàn
[00:23.63] T: shàng miàn dōu shì xiū xiū de dōng xī
[00:24.99] K: wǒ méi rì mò yè dì shàng wǎng
[00:25.75] T: wèi le kàn xiū xiū de dōng xī
[00:26.75] K: zhè gǎn jué jiù xiàng wǒ zài guāng sù fēi xíng
[00:29.30] T: hái shì kàn xiū xiū de dōng xī
[00:31.57] K: qì ruì kè!
[00:32.54] T: wǎng luò quán shì xiū xiū de dōng xī
[00:33.81] K: qì ruì kè!
[00:34.54] T: wǎng luò quán shì xiū xiū de dōng xī
[00:36.51] K: nǐ zài gàn ma!
[00:37.17] T: nà nǐ jué de wǎng luò shì wèi le shén me ér dàn shēng de ne
[00:39.55] T: xiū xiū! xiū xiū! xiū xiū!
[00:42.27] K: qì ruì qí! jiāo chēn
[00:43.50] T: ó kǎi tè xiǎo guài shòu nǐ hǎo ya
[00:45.39] K: nǐ zài huǐ wǒ de gē!
[00:47.05] T: a, wǒ cuò rě, dàn wǒ bú shì gù yì de..
[00:49.75] K: hǎo ba nà qǐng nǐ ān jìng yī huì ér ràng wǒ wán chéng tā!
[00:53.98] T: nà wǒ bù shuō huà rě
[00:55.58] K: nà ài sī
[00:56.15] K: wǒ zhēn xìng yùn wǒ men néng yǒu zhè xiàng xīn jì shù
[00:58.88] T: yòng lái kàn xiū xiū de dōng xī
[01:00.38] K: tā gěi le wǒ men wú fǎ yán shuō de jī yù
[01:04.83] T: yòng lái kàn xiū xiū de dōng xī ... ó tiān là duì bù qǐ!
[01:06.63] K: jǐn jǐn cóng nǐ de zhuō miàn jiù néng kāi shǐ
[01:08.12] T: xiū..""
[01:08.70] K: nǐ kě yǐ sōu suǒ yě kě yǐ gòu wù
[01:10.70] K: zhí dào nǐ jué de zú gòu le xiǎng yào tíng xià lái
[01:14.90] T: kàn wán le xiū xiū yǐ hòu de xián zhě mó shì!
[01:18.37] T: wǎng luò quán shì xiū xiū de dōng xī
[01:19.14] K: yà mèi luó!
[01:19.63] T: wǎng luò quán shì xiū xiū de dōng xī
[01:20.89] K: qì ruì kè!
[01:21.62] T: dǎo zhì wǒ měi wǎn àn wǒ de xiǎo lǎ bā
[01:26.96] K: nà tài ě xīn le nǐ jiǎn zhí jiù shì xìng biàn tài!
[01:30.15] T: a gù zhí de kǎi tè xiǎo guài shòu
[01:32.84] K: bù wǒ jiǎng zhēn, nǐ jiù shì yī xìng biàn tài!
[01:35.47] K: zhèng cháng rén bú huì zuò zài jiā lǐ shàng wǎng kàn xiū xiū hǎo ma!
[01:40.59] T: ó? zhì yí
[01:41.98] K: zěn me le
[01:42.98] T: xiǎo gū niáng nǐ bù dǒng
[01:45.45] T: zhǔn bèi hǎo le ma zhèng cháng rén!
[01:47.12] Together: zhǔn bèi hǎo là!
[01:49.32] T: ràng wǒ tīng dào nǐ men de shēn yín!
[01:49.87] Together: wǎng luò quán shì xiū xiū de dōng xī
[01:51.61] G: duì bù qǐ a kǎi tè
[01:52.31] Together: wǎng luò quán shì xiū xiū de dōng xī
[01:53.54] G: wǒ dǎ huī jī!
[01:54.81] T: zhèi xiē jiā huo jiě yā tā men de wén jiàn
[01:57.28] Together: kàn xiū xiū kàn xiū xiū!
[01:58.70] Together: wǎng luò quán shì xiū xiū de dōng xī
[01:59.70] Together: kàn xiū xiū de dōng xī!
[02:01.36] K: má fán děng yī xià!
[02:03.20] k: wǒ zhī dào de shì shí shì, luó bo, nǐ zài wǎng shàng kàn zhèng quàn gǔ piào
[02:06.20] R: duì ya duì ya
[02:11.18] K: bù lái ēn nǐ zài yà mǎ xùn mǎi dōng xi
[02:14.50] B: duì!
[02:16.15] K: xiǎo huī huī nǐ zài eaby shàng dǎo mài
[02:19.90] G: duì jiù shì wǒ yè liáng chén
[02:21.18] K: pǔ lín sī dùn nǐ zài wǎng shàng gěi wǒ fā guò tián mì de shēng rì hè kǎ
[02:25.36] G: yǒu de ya yǒu de ya
[02:26.50] T: ó děng yī xià kǎi tè
[02:28.06] T: nǐ jué de tā zuò wán zhī hòu... ...
[02:29.55] Together: qiè xiào
[02:31.42] K: yī!
[02:33.00] Together: wǎng luò quán shì xiū xiū de dōng xī
[02:36.35] K: è xūn!
[02:37.18] Together: wǎng luò quán shì xiū xiū de dōng xī
[02:38.68] K: wǒ tǎo yàn xiū xiū de dōng xī! o yì o
[02:39.75] T: wò jǐn nǐ de xiǎo yóu tiáo rán hòu shuāng jī _?
bù dǒng
[02:42.06] K: wǒ tǎo yàn nǐ men zhè qún nán rén
[02:44.82] Together: kàn xiū xiū de dōng xī!
[02:46.64] K: wǒ zǒu!
[02:47.31] Together: kàn xiū xiū de dōng xī!
[02:48.75] K: wǒ tǎo yàn wǎng luò!
[02:49.92] Together: kàn xiū xiū de dōng xī!
[02:51.13] T: wǎng luò quán shì
[02:51.90] Together: wǎng luò quán shì
[02:52.58] Together: wǎng luò quán shì xiū xiū de dōng xī
[02:53.33] Together: yè!