歌曲 | The Internet is For Porn |
歌手 | Various Artists |
专辑 | Avenue Q |
[00:11.45] | The internet is really really great |
[00:14.37] | For porn |
[00:16.47] | I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait |
[00:20.06] | For porn |
[00:20.95] | Huh? |
[00:21.63] | There's always some new site, |
[00:23.63] | For porn! |
[00:24.99] | I browse all day and night |
[00:25.75] | For porn! |
[00:26.75] | It's like i’m surfing at the speed of light |
[00:29.30] | For porn! |
[00:31.57] | Trekkie! |
[00:32.54] | The internet is for porn |
[00:33.81] | Trekkie! |
[00:34.54] | The internet is for porn, |
[00:36.51] | What are you doing!? |
[00:37.17] | Why you think the net was born? |
[00:39.55] | Porn porn porn |
[00:42.27] | Treee—kkie! |
[00:43.50] | Oh hello kate monster |
[00:45.39] | You are ruining my song |
[00:47.05] | Oh me sorry, me no mean to |
[00:49.75] | Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish? |
[00:53.98] | Me no talkie |
[00:55.58] | Good |
[00:56.15] | I’m glad we have this new technology |
[00:58.88] | For porn |
[01:00.38] | Which gives us untold opportunity |
[01:04.83] | For por—oops, sorry |
[01:06.63] | Right from you own desktop |
[01:08.12] | For --- |
[01:08.70] | You can research browse and shop |
[01:10.70] | Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop |
[01:14.90] | FOR PORN!! |
[01:16.45] | |
[01:18.37] | The internet is for porn! |
[01:19.14] | Noooo |
[01:19.63] | The internet if for porn! |
[01:20.89] | Trekkie |
[01:21.62] | Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn! |
[01:26.96] | That’s gross you’re a pervert |
[01:30.15] | Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster |
[01:32.84] | NO really, your a pervert |
[01:35.47] | Normal people don’t sit at home and look at porn on the internet |
[01:40.59] | Ohhhh? |
[01:41.98] | What?! |
[01:42.98] | You have no idea |
[01:45.45] | Ready normal people? |
[01:47.12] | Ready--- ready ----ready |
[01:49.32] | Let me hear it! |
[01:49.87] | The internet is for porn! |
[01:51.61] | Sorry kate |
[01:52.31] | The internet is for porn! |
[01:53.54] | I masturbate! |
[01:54.81] | All these guys unzip their flies |
[01:57.28] | For porn, porn, porn! |
[01:58.70] | The internet is not for porn!! |
[01:59.70] | PORN!, PORN, P--- |
[02:01.36] | HOLD ON A SECOND! |
[02:03.20] | Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online |
[02:06.20] | That’s correct. |
[02:11.18] | And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com |
[02:14.50] | Sure! |
[02:16.15] | And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay |
[02:19.90] | Yes I do! |
[02:21.18] | And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card |
[02:25.36] | True! |
[02:26.50] | Oh, but Kate- |
[02:28.06] | What you think he do . . .after? hmm? |
[02:29.55] | . .yeah |
[02:31.42] | EEEWWWWW! |
[02:33.00] | The internet is for porn! |
[02:36.35] | Gross! |
[02:37.18] | The internet is for porn! |
[02:38.68] | I hate porn |
[02:39.75] | Grab your dick and double click |
[02:42.06] | I hate you men! |
[02:44.82] | For porn, porn, porn! |
[02:46.64] | I’m leaving! |
[02:47.31] | Porn, porn, porn, porn |
[02:48.75] | I hate the internet! |
[02:49.92] | Porn, porn, porn, porn |
[02:51.13] | The internet is for |
[02:51.90] | The internet is for |
[02:52.58] | The internet is for PORN! |
[02:53.33] | YEAH! |
[00:11.45] | The internet is really really great |
[00:14.37] | For porn |
[00:16.47] | I' ve got a fast connection so i don' t have to wait |
[00:20.06] | For porn |
[00:20.95] | Huh? |
[00:21.63] | There' s always some new site, |
[00:23.63] | For porn! |
[00:24.99] | I browse all day and night |
[00:25.75] | For porn! |
[00:26.75] | It' s like i' m surfing at the speed of light |
[00:29.30] | For porn! |
[00:31.57] | Trekkie! |
[00:32.54] | The internet is for porn |
[00:33.81] | Trekkie! |
[00:34.54] | The internet is for porn, |
[00:36.51] | What are you doing!? |
[00:37.17] | Why you think the net was born? |
[00:39.55] | Porn porn porn |
[00:42.27] | Treee kkie! |
[00:43.50] | Oh hello kate monster |
[00:45.39] | You are ruining my song |
[00:47.05] | Oh me sorry, me no mean to |
[00:49.75] | Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish? |
[00:53.98] | Me no talkie |
[00:55.58] | Good |
[00:56.15] | I' m glad we have this new technology |
[00:58.88] | For porn |
[01:00.38] | Which gives us untold opportunity |
[01:04.83] | For por oops, sorry |
[01:06.63] | Right from you own desktop |
[01:08.12] | For |
[01:08.70] | You can research browse and shop |
[01:10.70] | Until you' ve had enough and your ready to stop |
[01:14.90] | FOR PORN!! |
[01:16.45] | |
[01:18.37] | The internet is for porn! |
[01:19.14] | Noooo |
[01:19.63] | The internet if for porn! |
[01:20.89] | Trekkie |
[01:21.62] | Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn! |
[01:26.96] | That' s gross you' re a pervert |
[01:30.15] | Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster |
[01:32.84] | NO really, your a pervert |
[01:35.47] | Normal people don' t sit at home and look at porn on the internet |
[01:40.59] | Ohhhh? |
[01:41.98] | What?! |
[01:42.98] | You have no idea |
[01:45.45] | Ready normal people? |
[01:47.12] | Ready ready ready |
[01:49.32] | Let me hear it! |
[01:49.87] | The internet is for porn! |
[01:51.61] | Sorry kate |
[01:52.31] | The internet is for porn! |
[01:53.54] | I masturbate! |
[01:54.81] | All these guys unzip their flies |
[01:57.28] | For porn, porn, porn! |
[01:58.70] | The internet is not for porn!! |
[01:59.70] | PORN!, PORN, P |
[02:01.36] | HOLD ON A SECOND! |
[02:03.20] | Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online |
[02:06.20] | That' s correct. |
[02:11.18] | And Brian, you buy things on Amazon. com |
[02:14.50] | Sure! |
[02:16.15] | And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay |
[02:19.90] | Yes I do! |
[02:21.18] | And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card |
[02:25.36] | True! |
[02:26.50] | Oh, but Kate |
[02:28.06] | What you think he do . . . after? hmm? |
[02:29.55] | . . yeah |
[02:31.42] | EEEWWWWW! |
[02:33.00] | The internet is for porn! |
[02:36.35] | Gross! |
[02:37.18] | The internet is for porn! |
[02:38.68] | I hate porn |
[02:39.75] | Grab your dick and double click |
[02:42.06] | I hate you men! |
[02:44.82] | For porn, porn, porn! |
[02:46.64] | I' m leaving! |
[02:47.31] | Porn, porn, porn, porn |
[02:48.75] | I hate the internet! |
[02:49.92] | Porn, porn, porn, porn |
[02:51.13] | The internet is for |
[02:51.90] | The internet is for |
[02:52.58] | The internet is for PORN! |
[02:53.33] | YEAH! |
[00:11.45] | K: wǎng luò zhēn ya zhēn zhēn hǎo |
[00:14.37] | T: yòng lái kàn xiū xiū de dōng xī |
[00:16.47] | K: wǎng sù là me kuài wǒ dōu bù yòng qù děng dài |
[00:20.06] | T: dāng wǒ kàn xiū xiū de dōng xī de shí hòu |
[00:20.95] | K: a? |
[00:21.63] | K: zǒng huì yǒu yī xiē xīn de wǎng zhàn |
[00:23.63] | T: shàng miàn dōu shì xiū xiū de dōng xī |
[00:24.99] | K: wǒ méi rì mò yè dì shàng wǎng |
[00:25.75] | T: wèi le kàn xiū xiū de dōng xī |
[00:26.75] | K: zhè gǎn jué jiù xiàng wǒ zài guāng sù fēi xíng |
[00:29.30] | T: hái shì kàn xiū xiū de dōng xī |
[00:31.57] | K: qì ruì kè! |
[00:32.54] | T: wǎng luò quán shì xiū xiū de dōng xī |
[00:33.81] | K: qì ruì kè! |
[00:34.54] | T: wǎng luò quán shì xiū xiū de dōng xī |
[00:36.51] | K: nǐ zài gàn ma! |
[00:37.17] | T: nà nǐ jué de wǎng luò shì wèi le shén me ér dàn shēng de ne |
[00:39.55] | T: xiū xiū! xiū xiū! xiū xiū! |
[00:42.27] | K: qì ruì qí! jiāo chēn |
[00:43.50] | T: ó kǎi tè xiǎo guài shòu nǐ hǎo ya |
[00:45.39] | K: nǐ zài huǐ wǒ de gē! |
[00:47.05] | T: a, wǒ cuò rě, dàn wǒ bú shì gù yì de.. |
[00:49.75] | K: hǎo ba nà qǐng nǐ ān jìng yī huì ér ràng wǒ wán chéng tā! |
[00:53.98] | T: nà wǒ bù shuō huà rě |
[00:55.58] | K: nà ài sī |
[00:56.15] | K: wǒ zhēn xìng yùn wǒ men néng yǒu zhè xiàng xīn jì shù |
[00:58.88] | T: yòng lái kàn xiū xiū de dōng xī |
[01:00.38] | K: tā gěi le wǒ men wú fǎ yán shuō de jī yù |
[01:04.83] | T: yòng lái kàn xiū xiū de dōng xī ... ó tiān là duì bù qǐ! |
[01:06.63] | K: jǐn jǐn cóng nǐ de zhuō miàn jiù néng kāi shǐ |
[01:08.12] | T: xiū.."" |
[01:08.70] | K: nǐ kě yǐ sōu suǒ yě kě yǐ gòu wù |
[01:10.70] | K: zhí dào nǐ jué de zú gòu le xiǎng yào tíng xià lái |
[01:14.90] | T: kàn wán le xiū xiū yǐ hòu de xián zhě mó shì! |
[01:18.37] | T: wǎng luò quán shì xiū xiū de dōng xī |
[01:19.14] | K: yà mèi luó! |
[01:19.63] | T: wǎng luò quán shì xiū xiū de dōng xī |
[01:20.89] | K: qì ruì kè! |
[01:21.62] | T: dǎo zhì wǒ měi wǎn àn wǒ de xiǎo lǎ bā |
[01:26.96] | K: nà tài ě xīn le nǐ jiǎn zhí jiù shì xìng biàn tài! |
[01:30.15] | T: a gù zhí de kǎi tè xiǎo guài shòu |
[01:32.84] | K: bù wǒ jiǎng zhēn, nǐ jiù shì yī xìng biàn tài! |
[01:35.47] | K: zhèng cháng rén bú huì zuò zài jiā lǐ shàng wǎng kàn xiū xiū hǎo ma! |
[01:40.59] | T: ó? zhì yí |
[01:41.98] | K: zěn me le |
[01:42.98] | T: xiǎo gū niáng nǐ bù dǒng |
[01:45.45] | T: zhǔn bèi hǎo le ma zhèng cháng rén! |
[01:47.12] | Together: zhǔn bèi hǎo là! |
[01:49.32] | T: ràng wǒ tīng dào nǐ men de shēn yín! |
[01:49.87] | Together: wǎng luò quán shì xiū xiū de dōng xī |
[01:51.61] | G: duì bù qǐ a kǎi tè |
[01:52.31] | Together: wǎng luò quán shì xiū xiū de dōng xī |
[01:53.54] | G: wǒ dǎ huī jī! |
[01:54.81] | T: zhèi xiē jiā huo jiě yā tā men de wén jiàn |
[01:57.28] | Together: kàn xiū xiū kàn xiū xiū! |
[01:58.70] | Together: wǎng luò quán shì xiū xiū de dōng xī |
[01:59.70] | Together: kàn xiū xiū de dōng xī! |
[02:01.36] | K: má fán děng yī xià! |
[02:03.20] | k: wǒ zhī dào de shì shí shì, luó bo, nǐ zài wǎng shàng kàn zhèng quàn gǔ piào |
[02:06.20] | R: duì ya duì ya |
[02:11.18] | K: bù lái ēn nǐ zài yà mǎ xùn mǎi dōng xi |
[02:14.50] | B: duì! |
[02:16.15] | K: xiǎo huī huī nǐ zài eaby shàng dǎo mài |
[02:19.90] | G: duì jiù shì wǒ yè liáng chén |
[02:21.18] | K: pǔ lín sī dùn nǐ zài wǎng shàng gěi wǒ fā guò tián mì de shēng rì hè kǎ |
[02:25.36] | G: yǒu de ya yǒu de ya |
[02:26.50] | T: ó děng yī xià kǎi tè |
[02:28.06] | T: nǐ jué de tā zuò wán zhī hòu... ... |
[02:29.55] | Together: qiè xiào |
[02:31.42] | K: yī! |
[02:33.00] | Together: wǎng luò quán shì xiū xiū de dōng xī |
[02:36.35] | K: è xūn! |
[02:37.18] | Together: wǎng luò quán shì xiū xiū de dōng xī |
[02:38.68] | K: wǒ tǎo yàn xiū xiū de dōng xī! o yì o |
[02:39.75] | T: wò jǐn nǐ de xiǎo yóu tiáo rán hòu shuāng jī _? |
bù dǒng | |
[02:42.06] | K: wǒ tǎo yàn nǐ men zhè qún nán rén |
[02:44.82] | Together: kàn xiū xiū de dōng xī! |
[02:46.64] | K: wǒ zǒu! |
[02:47.31] | Together: kàn xiū xiū de dōng xī! |
[02:48.75] | K: wǒ tǎo yàn wǎng luò! |
[02:49.92] | Together: kàn xiū xiū de dōng xī! |
[02:51.13] | T: wǎng luò quán shì |
[02:51.90] | Together: wǎng luò quán shì |
[02:52.58] | Together: wǎng luò quán shì xiū xiū de dōng xī |
[02:53.33] | Together: yè! |