| 歌曲 | I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today |
| 歌手 | Various Artists |
| 专辑 | Avenue Q |
| Brian: | |
| I'm not wearing underwear today, | |
| No im not wearing underwear today | |
| Not that you probably care | |
| Much about my underwear | |
| Still none the less i gotta say | |
| That im not wearing underwear today | |
| Christmas Eve: | |
| Getta Job! | |
| Brian: | |
| Thank you..hunnie? |