歌曲 | School For Monsters |
歌手 | Various Artists |
专辑 | Avenue Q |
Christmas Eve: | |
How much do we get? | |
Princeton: | |
Boy, it’s not very much at all, is it? | |
Brian: | |
Never say never, Princeton, there’s still | |
One more person we have to hit up! | |
Trekkie Monster: | |
NO! NO! NO! Go away. Me busy. | |
Christmas Eve: | |
But it for good cause. | |
Trekkie Monster: | |
What in it for me? Go away! | |
Princeton: | |
I guess Kate’ll never get her school for Monsters. | |
Trekkie Monster: | |
What you say? | |
Brian: | |
Kate wants to open a school for Monsters. | |
Trekkie Monster: | |
School for Monsters? | |
Me never hear of that. | |
School for Monsters! | |
School for lonely little monsters! | |
When me little, | |
Going to school, | |
Other children | |
Think me not cool, | |
Poking and pulling | |
At me fur... | |
Now me have therapist, | |
And work on this with her. | |
But me no need me therapy | |
If Monster School a reality! | |
Here! | |
Me give you $10,000,000! | |
Princeton: | |
Trekkie! where did you get all that money?? | |
Trekkie Monster: | |
In volatile market, only stable investment is porn! | |
All: | |
When you help others, | |
You can’t help helping yourself! | |
When you help others, | |
You can’t help helping yourself! | |
Every time you | |
Do good deeds | |
You’re also serving | |
Your own needs. | |
When you help others, | |
You can’t | |
Help | |
Helping yourself! |
Christmas Eve: | |
How much do we get? | |
Princeton: | |
Boy, it' s not very much at all, is it? | |
Brian: | |
Never say never, Princeton, there' s still | |
One more person we have to hit up! | |
Trekkie Monster: | |
NO! NO! NO! Go away. Me busy. | |
Christmas Eve: | |
But it for good cause. | |
Trekkie Monster: | |
What in it for me? Go away! | |
Princeton: | |
I guess Kate' ll never get her school for Monsters. | |
Trekkie Monster: | |
What you say? | |
Brian: | |
Kate wants to open a school for Monsters. | |
Trekkie Monster: | |
School for Monsters? | |
Me never hear of that. | |
School for Monsters! | |
School for lonely little monsters! | |
When me little, | |
Going to school, | |
Other children | |
Think me not cool, | |
Poking and pulling | |
At me fur... | |
Now me have therapist, | |
And work on this with her. | |
But me no need me therapy | |
If Monster School a reality! | |
Here! | |
Me give you 10, 000, 000! | |
Princeton: | |
Trekkie! where did you get all that money?? | |
Trekkie Monster: | |
In volatile market, only stable investment is porn! | |
All: | |
When you help others, | |
You can' t help helping yourself! | |
When you help others, | |
You can' t help helping yourself! | |
Every time you | |
Do good deeds | |
You' re also serving | |
Your own needs. | |
When you help others, | |
You can' t | |
Help | |
Helping yourself! |