| [00:00.000] | 作曲 : 无 |
| [00:01.000] | 作词 : 无 |
| [00:36.160] | 每天醒来 |
| [00:37.070] | 先检查自己身材 |
| [00:38.410] | 太胖太瘦都不能被看出来 |
| [00:41.890] | 记得要乖 |
| [00:42.810] | 千万别互相伤害 |
| [00:44.260] | 打架受伤被发现就得狗带 |
| [00:47.640] | 真奇怪 |
| [00:48.600] | 好羡慕隔壁小白 |
| [00:50.080] | 怎么我就总会被兄弟俩 安排 |
| [00:53.530] | 煮烤煎炸 |
| [00:54.460] | 偶尔还做个叫花 |
| [00:55.860] | 吃鸡也不错 |
| [00:56.850] | 不如了解一下 |
| [00:59.360] | 打架受伤啦 |
| [01:00.440] | 来不及救啦 |
| [01:01.510] | 说这话的 |
| [01:02.250] | 你良心不会 痛吗 |
| [01:05.150] | 吃的太多啦 |
| [01:06.260] | 快养不起啦 |
| [01:07.360] | 确认过眼神 是你饿啦 |
| [01:10.660] | 麻烦你啦 |
| [01:11.910] | 擦下口水吧 |
| [01:23.710] | —————————————— |
| [01:47.610] | 这只竹鼠 长那么大 最喜欢吃 吃得又多 |
| [01:50.280] | 人家都没他长得快 还不如 把它 做成 |
| [01:53.220] | 烤竹鼠 闷竹鼠 红烧鼠 叫花鼠 花菇炖鼠 |
| [01:56.120] | 中暑 淋雨 再这样下去的话 肯定吃不消的 |
| [01:59.000] | 你看这只公鼠 本来是一公一母 那个母的 下崽了 下崽了 |
| [02:01.990] | 它 三天都没吃 现在都瘦了 还不如加点 |
| [02:05.220] | 生姜 八角 生抽 白酒 嫩竹子 大蒜 孜然 鸭子 |
| [02:08.110] | 想吃个竹鼠都有点难啊 |
| [02:11.120] | —————————————— |
| [02:11.400] | 真奇怪 |
| [02:11.980] | 好羡慕隔壁小白 |
| [02:12.930] | 怎么我就总会被兄弟俩 安排 |
| [02:16.460] | 煮烤煎炸 |
| [02:17.360] | 偶尔还做个叫花 |
| [02:18.690] | 吃鸡也不错 |
| [02:19.670] | 不如了解一下 |
| [02:22.290] | 中暑软趴趴 |
| [02:23.380] | 忧郁症瘦啦 |
| [02:24.450] | 看不出的 |
| [02:25.450] | 内伤你认真 的吗 |
| [02:28.060] | 难得没病啊 |
| [02:29.130] | 你却失望啦 |
| [02:30.280] | 反正理由 现编就好啦 |
| [02:33.520] | 啊？想到啦？！ |
| [02:34.500] | 随便你了啦！ |
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| [00:00.000] | zuo qu : wu |
| [00:01.000] | zuo ci : wu |
| [00:36.160] | mei tian xing lai |
| [00:37.070] | xian jian cha zi ji shen cai |
| [00:38.410] | tai pang tai shou dou bu neng bei kan chu lai |
| [00:41.890] | ji de yao guai |
| [00:42.810] | qian wan bie hu xiang shang hai |
| [00:44.260] | da jia shou shang bei fa xian jiu de gou dai |
| [00:47.640] | zhen qi guai |
| [00:48.600] | hao xian mu ge bi xiao bai |
| [00:50.080] | zen me wo jiu zong hui bei xiong di lia an pai |
| [00:53.530] | zhu kao jian zha |
| [00:54.460] | ou er hai zuo ge jiao hua |
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| [01:10.660] | ma fan ni la |
| [01:11.910] | ca xia kou shui ba |
| [01:23.710] | |
| [01:47.610] | zhe zhi zhu shu zhang na me da zui xi huan chi chi de you duo |
| [01:50.280] | ren jia dou mei ta zhang de kuai hai bu ru ba ta zuo cheng |
| [01:53.220] | kao zhu shu men zhu shu hong shao shu jiao hua shu hua gu dun shu |
| [01:56.120] | zhong shu lin yu zai zhe yang xia qu de hua ken ding chi bu xiao de |
| [01:59.000] | ni kan zhe zhi gong shu ben lai shi yi gong yi mu na ge mu de xia zai le xia zai le |
| [02:01.990] | ta san tian du mei chi xian zai dou shou le hai bu ru jia dian |
| [02:05.220] | sheng jiang ba jiao sheng chou bai jiu nen zhu zi da suan zi ran ya zi |
| [02:08.110] | xiang chi ge zhu shu dou you dian nan a |
| [02:11.120] | |
| [02:11.400] | zhen qi guai |
| [02:11.980] | hao xian mu ge bi xiao bai |
| [02:12.930] | zen me wo jiu zong hui bei xiong di lia an pai |
| [02:16.460] | zhu kao jian zha |
| [02:17.360] | ou er hai zuo ge jiao hua |
| [02:18.690] | chi ji ye bu cuo |
| [02:19.670] | bu ru liao jie yi xia |
| [02:22.290] | zhong shu ruan pa pa |
| [02:23.380] | you yu zheng shou la |
| [02:24.450] | kan bu chu de |
| [02:25.450] | nei shang ni ren zhen de ma |
| [02:28.060] | nan de mei bing a |
| [02:29.130] | ni que shi wang la |
| [02:30.280] | fan zheng li you xian bian jiu hao la |
| [02:33.520] | a? xiang dao la?! |
| [02:34.500] | sui bian ni le la! |
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| [00:00.000] | zuò qǔ : wú |
| [00:01.000] | zuò cí : wú |
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| [00:38.410] | tài pàng tài shòu dōu bù néng bèi kàn chū lái |
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| [00:47.640] | zhēn qí guài |
| [00:48.600] | hǎo xiàn mù gé bì xiǎo bái |
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| [00:53.530] | zhǔ kǎo jiān zhá |
| [00:54.460] | ǒu ěr hái zuò gè jiào huā |
| [00:55.860] | chī jī yě bù cuò |
| [00:56.850] | bù rú liǎo jiě yī xià |
| [00:59.360] | dǎ jià shòu shāng la |
| [01:00.440] | lái bù jí jiù la |
| [01:01.510] | shuō zhè huà de |
| [01:02.250] | nǐ liáng xīn bú huì tòng ma |
| [01:05.150] | chī de tài duō la |
| [01:06.260] | kuài yǎng bù qǐ la |
| [01:07.360] | què rèn guò yǎn shén shì nǐ è la |
| [01:10.660] | má fán nǐ la |
| [01:11.910] | cā xià kǒu shuǐ ba |
| [01:23.710] | |
| [01:47.610] | zhè zhǐ zhú shǔ zhǎng nà me dà zuì xǐ huān chī chī dé yòu duō |
| [01:50.280] | rén jiā dōu méi tā zhǎng de kuài hái bù rú bǎ tā zuò chéng |
| [01:53.220] | kǎo zhú shǔ mèn zhú shǔ hóng shāo shǔ jiào huā shǔ huā gū dùn shǔ |
| [01:56.120] | zhòng shǔ lín yǔ zài zhè yàng xià qù de huà kěn dìng chī bù xiāo de |
| [01:59.000] | nǐ kàn zhè zhǐ gōng shǔ běn lái shì yī gōng yī mǔ nà gè mǔ de xià zǎi le xià zǎi le |
| [02:01.990] | tā sān tiān dū méi chī xiàn zài dōu shòu le hái bù rú jiā diǎn |
| [02:05.220] | shēng jiāng bā jiǎo shēng chōu bái jiǔ nèn zhú zi dà suàn zī rán yā zǐ |
| [02:08.110] | xiǎng chī gè zhú shǔ dōu yǒu diǎn nán a |
| [02:11.120] | |
| [02:11.400] | zhēn qí guài |
| [02:11.980] | hǎo xiàn mù gé bì xiǎo bái |
| [02:12.930] | zěn me wǒ jiù zǒng huì bèi xiōng dì liǎ ān pái |
| [02:16.460] | zhǔ kǎo jiān zhá |
| [02:17.360] | ǒu ěr hái zuò gè jiào huā |
| [02:18.690] | chī jī yě bù cuò |
| [02:19.670] | bù rú liǎo jiě yī xià |
| [02:22.290] | zhòng shǔ ruǎn pā pā |
| [02:23.380] | yōu yù zhèng shòu la |
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| [02:29.130] | nǐ què shī wàng la |
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| [02:33.520] | a? xiǎng dào la?! |
| [02:34.500] | suí biàn nǐ le la! |
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