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(from Celebrity Deathmatch Soundtrack) |
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[G] Eminem as Susan (the girl) |
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[D] Eminem as Dave |
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[J] Eminem as John |
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[R] Eminem as Ron |
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Chorus: repeat 2X |
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I never meant to give you mushrooms girl |
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I never meant to bring you to my world |
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Now you sitting in the corner crying |
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And now it's my fault my fault |
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[Eminem] |
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I went to John's rave with Ron and Dave |
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And met a new wave blonde babe with half of her head shaved |
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A nurse aid who came to get laid and tied up |
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With first aid tape and raped on the first date |
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Susan -- an ex-manic depressive who just moved from Houston |
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Who love booze and alternative music (Whattup?) |
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Told me she was starvin, I said it wasn't a problem (Nah!) |
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I got a coupon for this pizza with everything on it |
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We can double the mushrooms and minus the sausage |
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[G] I'm allergic to fungus |
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Come on Sue, that's nonsense |
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Who's at the door?? Pizza man! |
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Who ordered pizza? Wasn't it yours? Nuh uh |
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[G] If you got it with double mushrooms on it then I don't want it |
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Shutup Susan I'll pick em off it |
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Oh hell, I might as well try it, I'll be alright |
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Susan you just swallowed the wrong slice!! |
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Chorus: 1st repeat Em says "I'm sorry!" at the end |
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2nd repeat same as original Chorus |
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"Yo Sue!" |
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[G] Get away from me, I don't know you |
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Oh shoot, she's tripping.. |
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[G] I need to go puke!! (Bleahh!) |
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I wasn't tryin to turn this into somethin major |
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I just wanted to make you appreciate flavor |
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Susan, stop cryin, I don't hate ya |
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I'm sorry your father used to chase you and spank you with hangers |
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So what they locked you in the attic in your dad's house? |
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That ain't no reason to start wiggin and spaz out |
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She said, |
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[G] Help me I think I'm havin a seisure! |
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I said, "You're breaking out in hives, let go of the pizza!" |
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"Would you put it down you're startin to scare me" |
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She said, |
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[G] I'm twenty-six years old and I'm not married |
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I don't even have any kids and I can't cook |
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(Hello!) I'm over here Sue, (hi) you're talkin to the plant, look! |
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We need to get to a hospital 'fore it's too late |
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Cause I never seen no-one eat as many shrooms as you ate |
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Chorus: 1st repeat Em says "Whoops!" after first line |
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And "It was an accident!" at the end |
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2nd repeat same as original Chorus |
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Susan (wait!) Where you goin? You better be careful |
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[G] Leave me alone dad, I'm sick of gettin my hair pulled |
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I'm not your dad, quit tryin to swallow your tongue |
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Want some gum? Put down the scissors, 'fore you do somethin dumb |
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I'll be right back just chill baby please? |
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I gotta go find Dave he majored in allergies |
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"John, where's Dave at before I bash you?" |
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[J] He's in the bathroom; I think he's takin a crap dude! |
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"Dave! Pull up your pants, we need an ambulance |
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There's a girl upstairs talkin to plants |
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Choppin her hair off, and there's only two days left |
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Of Spring Break, how long do these things take to wear off?" |
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[D] Well it depends on how many pieces she ate |
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Just one, with double mushrooms by mistake |
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Now she's upstairs cryin out her eyeballs, breaking out in hives" |
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[D] She's gonna die dude |
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"I know and it's my fault!" |
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[D] My god!!! |
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Chorus: 1st repeat Em says "I'm sorry!" after second line |
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And "What do I do?" at the end |
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2nd repeat same as original Chorus |
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My God, I'm so sorry! |
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I'm so sorry! Susan please wake up! |
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Please! Please wake up!! What are you doing?! |
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You're not dead!! You're NOT dead! |
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I know you're not dead! |
