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Dig this and dig it deep |
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What if I had the power to gather all of my favorite emcees |
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With the illest comic book characters and they became arch enemies? |
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Inconcievable? Unbelievable? Yet as wild as it seems |
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The Emperor and Stan Lee would coach the two opposing teams |
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Keep it clean no bats no gats guns no interfearance |
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Comic book characters would go head up with raw lyrics |
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Now I take, whoever might be on break from doin tours |
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And have them signed up for the Last Emperor's Secret Wars |
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Sure, for that kind of capacity, you need a crazy large arena |
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That might stretch from west Philadelphia to east Medina |
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If I'm able, I'd put it on pay-per-view through my label |
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And give free tickets to my neighborhood bums with no cable |
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Yeah, that sounds phat, now that we've squared away the propositions |
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Let's begin with the ultimate toughman competion |
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"Let the games begin!" Set it off, it's the fight of the century |
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KRS and Professor X would battle each other mentally |
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With rhymes, these two team captains waste no time |
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Charles Xavier tried to invade Kris Parker's mind |
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He shot a cerebral probe at Kris's mind, but he missed it |
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Professor X taken out by the Blastmaster's metaphysics |
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Round two, new fight, word to life, you gotta see this |
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Locked in mortal combat is Dr. Strange and The Genius |
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Here son, he's no match, let that grafted wizard have it |
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'My Liquid Sword slashes straight through Dr. Strange's Magic' |
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Another hero down, and now the score is two to zero |
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Gy words from the Genius, and he's still my rhymin hero |
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Now the next fight was conducted in a rough like manner |
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Specifically between Reggie Noble and Dr. David Banner |
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Or should I say the Incredible Hulk when he's amped off the gamma? |
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But Reggie Noble soon became the Incredilbe Redman and slammed him |
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You know how Redman gets when his adrenaline starts pumpin |
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Started schitzin in the ring, so then the Thing tired jump in |
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Ben Grimm leaps into the ring, and after Redman he lunges |
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'But Reggie Noble dropped him with two Brick City punches!' |
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Rhymes by the bunches, bums get dirtier than Middle Eastern dugeouns |
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Ready to set this like Detective Columbo and his hunches |
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While the ref's clean out the ring, cause the last fight was so intense |
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Let's do a live interview with the brother named Common Sense |
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'Yeah, yeah it's Common Sense, and Iceman tried to freeze me, |
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So I took him to Chicago and told him to take it easy |
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He couldn't see me with my applejack hat and hightops |
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Colussus and Cyclops, I got No I.D. and Y Not' |
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Good lookin Common Sense, that last album was tight |
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Let me get back to the ring and evaluate the next fight |
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Now the next fight had to be the craziest of all times |
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We got Dr. Octapus 'versus the mighty Busta Rhymes!' |
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Doc Oct versus Busta? Man that stuff is dead |
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He'll get his eight arms ripped off, goin up agaisnt the dreads |
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'Ha, ha! Now Dr. Octapus, who you think you grabbin? |
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The god can never lose, so you know it will never happen |
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Lyrically making you sleepy, you'll need a nap when |
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I slap you with my dreads, lights out, you'll kiss the canvas' |
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Before my eyes, I see the demise of another superhero |
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Next up is Ras Kass versus Magneto |
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Now anything goes when Magneto battles foes |
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Ras Kass had him shivering, delivering ultramagnetic blows |
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Magneto was now deceased, and a wise man said it best |
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"The sun rises in the east, but they can still set it the west" |
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Now with all these heroes down, Stan Lee refuses to surrender |
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He got Storm from the X-Men, as if I couldn't match the gender |
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Stan Lee shouts 'Excelsior!' Yo, Stan you best to chill |
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'There's no match for Storm,' I guess he's never heard of Lauryn Hill |
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Now we all kow Storm controls the temperature and weather |
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Started runnin' off at the lip, and L-Boog was like 'Whatever' |
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See she just got home fom tours, she's a bit to tired to spar |
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So she clocked Storm over the head with my man Wyclef's guitar |
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All silence is ceased, out of nowhere comes the Beast |
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Versus Jeru the Damaja, the Black Prophet from the east |
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Releasing rhymes that will pound you into the ground, there'll be no |
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Round two |
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Another victory for hip-hop from the Dirty Rotten Scoundrel |
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Now the underground sewer system that lies deep below the ring |
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Is where the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Das EFX do their thing |
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Leonardo and Donatello, they both know we can do this |
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'So kiggedty crazy Drayze hit them both with raw sewage' |
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Now Rafeal and Michaelangelo, those two others who are brothers |
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Brooks smacked 'em with the Das EFX logo, the manhole cover |
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Whether you're plant or animal, vegitable or miggety-mineral |
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Before you step to Das EFX you best be hard like a criminal |
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Taking you back to ringside, just when you thought it was over |
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The last battle was brought forth by G.I.Joe and Cobra |
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Mercenaries and soldiers, G.I. Joe was rollin' thick |
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But I'll get the military of hip-hop, a.k.a. The Boot Camp Click |
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World War Three for '98 in the wake of all these troops |
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I could see general Buckshot goin toe to toe with Duke |
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Salute the captain, for rappin, cause now we know who's hard, |
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Catchin wreck like Steele and Tek going up against the Crimson Gaurd |
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Charging after you, smashin' you metaphorically smashin' through |
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The entire Joe team is O.G.C. and Ruck the Irrational |
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Then all of a sudden I hear this real loud crack! |
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'The military punisher Big Rock just broke Roadblock's back!' |
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Adding insult to injury to Stan Lee and his team |
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We've got Weapon X from Canada, a.k.a. Wolverine |
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You know the routine, his claws can rip rappers for days |
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But here comes the Method Man, a.k.a. Johnny Blaze! |
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Wolverine you can't hang, when Tical does his thang |
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Paralize you with the venom from the Method Man's fang! |
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This is the final battle as the stratosphere gets darker |
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We got Nasir Jones versus Peter Parker |
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Nasty Nas at halftime, headringer versus the webslinger |
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Illmatic versus radioactive in the rotten apple where the dead linger |
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He cursed the day that spider ever bit him |
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And gave him a copy of the second LP, It Was Written |
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For all up and coming emcees, I've got a question, |
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If I made a Secret Wars Part Two, would your name even be mentioned? |
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Would you make the final cut? |
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I make even the nicest give their titles up |
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Writing rhymes slash fighting crimes like the Blue Falcoln and Dynomutt |
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Stick around for the next battle slash adventure, |
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And if you see Stan Lee, tell him that the Last Emperor sent ya [echoes] |
