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What would Brian Boitano do |
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If he was here right now . |
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He'd make a plan and he'd follow through . |
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That's what Brian Boitano'd do . |
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When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics |
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Skating for the gold . |
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He did two Sal chows and a triple Lutz . |
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While wearing a blindfold . |
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When Brian Boitano was in the Alps . |
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Fighting grizzly bears . |
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He used his magical fire breath . |
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And saved the maidens fair . |
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So what would Brian Boitano do |
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If he were here today . |
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I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two . |
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That's what Brian Boitano'd do . |
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I want this V-chip out of me . |
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It has stunted my vocabulary . |
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And I just want my mom to stop fighting everyone . |
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For Wendy I'll be an activist too . |
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'Cause that what Brian Boitano would do . |
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And what would Brian Boitano do . |
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He'd call all the kids in town . |
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And tell them to unite for truth . |
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That's what Brian Boitano'd do . |
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...... |
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When Brian Boitano traveled through time to the year 3010 . |
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He fought the evil robot king . |
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And saved the human race again . |
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And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids he beat up Kublai Khan . |
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'Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from anybody . |
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So let's call all the kids together . |
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And unite to stop our moms . |
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And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too . |
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'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do . |
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And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too . |
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'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do . |
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'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do! |
