| 歌曲 | No Substitute |
| 歌手 | Chef |
| 专辑 | The South Park - Chef Aid |
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| [00:18.65] | You know, Kathie Lee.. |
| [00:20.62] | you are a very special woman. |
| [00:24.20] | I don't mean special in a Mary Tyler Moore way.. |
| [00:28.02] | Or an extra-value meal at Happy Burger way.. |
| [00:31.72] | No, I mean special, |
| [00:34.98] | like the song of the hummingbird.. |
| [00:37.57] | As it gets ready to find a female hummingburd.. |
| [00:40.99] | And make sweet love to it, all night long. |
| [00:46.18] | Just 2 hummingbirds, |
| [00:48.95] | moaning and groaning.. |
| [00:52.11] | Lettin' their bodies caress, |
| [00:53.97] | and touch each other in ecstasy. |
| [00:57.85] | Slowly the male hummingbird gets behind the female hummingbird.. |
| [01:03.57] | And eases his way into her golden valley. |
| [01:08.20] | Gliding Gently, in and out.. |
| [01:13.33] | in and out.. |
| [01:15.79] | ooh, in and out.. |
| [01:18.97] | 2 hummingbirds doin' it doggy style all night long.. |
| [01:23.22] | Until finally, |
| [01:24.64] | the male hummingbird screams with passion.. |
| [01:28.05] | and lets his little humming gravy fly all over the nest.. |
| [01:31.03] | Yeah.. and it makes me wanna.. |
| [01:35.93] | It makes me wanna sing this special song for you, |
| [01:40.89] | Yeah baby.. yeah mama |
| [01:45.26] | Oh Kathie Lee, |
| [01:47.84] | your such a special woman to me! |
| [01:50.61] | How I'd love to lay ya down.. |
| [01:53.68] | And lick every inch of your bodaay with my tongue! |
| [01:58.26] | Kathie Lee, you're my sexual fantasy.. |
| [02:02.70] | How 'bout you and me, |
| [02:04.87] | get it together and make sweet love! |
| [02:08.90] | Cos, nobody can take your place, |
| [02:11.90] | no way they could match your face |
| [02:15.11] | You've got it goin' on in a way so clear, |
| [02:19.17] | I just wanna buy you a beer |
| [02:22.00] | I thought maybe tonight at 7:30 or something I could come by and uh.. |
| [02:25.98] | pick you up in my caaaaarrr.. |
| [02:29.46] | No Substitute, No Substitute for you, |
| [02:32.21] | No Substitute! No baby there's.. |
| [02:35.25] | No Substitute, for you girl, |
| [02:37.15] | No Substitute for you now! |
| [02:39.68] | I know you love my body so much |
| [02:42.10] | It's something you can't have but touch, oww! |
| [02:45.46] | I might let you if you promise to be gentle.. |
| [02:48.59] | hmm, now i'm gettin' all sentimental.. |
| [02:50.46] | Maybe tonight after pick you up in my car, |
| [02:52.31] | we could bog down over by the gas station |
| [02:54.59] | and go for 2 weeks and 1 night in the back seat and.. |
| [02:56.15] | Drop you off at hooome.. |
| [02:59.21] | No Substitute, No Substitute for you, |
| [03:02.29] | No Substitute! No baby there's.. |
| [03:04.80] | No Substitute, come on lemme sing.. |
| [03:06.75] | No Substitute for you now! |
| [03:09.74] | Now you remember our 2 hummingbirds? |
| [03:12.06] | Well, after their night of Passion.. |
| [03:14.78] | The male hummingbird couldn't sleep or eat.. |
| [03:16.95] | All he could think about was that one incredible night.. |
| [03:20.27] | when feathers wee flying all over the nest, |
| [03:22.94] | and beaks were where they shouldn't be.. |
| [03:25.82] | So he puts his beak lips together and whistles a song.. |
| [03:29.04] | Calling that femaly hummingbird back for another night of fire.. |
| [03:33.46] | Just like i'm calling for you baby.. |
| [03:35.84] | Hey, get yo' ass over her for some good lovin'! |
| [03:39.72] | There's only one word that can describe you.. |
| [03:42.65] | Your a flippety-floppity-hotcha-mamma-hoo-hoo! |
| [03:45.56] | You've got everything i've ever wanted.. |
| [03:48.44] | ..my metaphors have all been exhausted! |
| [03:51.55] | So what's say you and I forget about singing this song |
| [03:53.87] | And act like a couple of hummingbirds ourselves |
| [03:55.94] | and get down to some businessss.. |
| [03:59.11] | No Substitute, No Substitute for you, |
| [04:01.94] | No-no-no-no Substitute! No baby there's.. |
| [04:04.91] | No Substitute, for you girl.. |
| [04:07.01] | No Substitute for you |
| [04:08.47] | No-no-no-no-no-Substitute.. for you girl.. |
| [04:11.06] | Ladies and Gentlemen, the fabulous.. Chef-ettes! |
| [04:14.58] | No-no-no-no-sub-sti-tute-for-you baby |
| [04:19.67] | no-no-no-no-no-no, for you girl.. No Substitute.. |
| [04:24.67] | No Substitute, No substitute for you.. |
| [04:29.94] | Kathie Leeeee! |
| [00:18.65] | nǐ zhī dào ma Kathie Lee |
| [00:20.62] | nǐ shì yí gè hěn tè shū de nǚ rén |
| [00:24.20] | wǒ bú shì shuō xiàng mǎ lì tài lè nà yàng zuò gè nǚ qiǎng rén |
| [00:28.02] | huò zhě xiàng Happy Burger chāo zhí tào cān nà yàng tè bié |
| [00:31.72] | dōu bú shì wǒ zhǐ shì xiǎng shuō nǐ de tè bié |
| [00:34.98] | jiù xiàng fēng niǎo de gē chàng yí yàng |
| [00:37.57] | dāng tā yù shàng lìng yì zhī cí niǎo |
| [00:40.99] | jiù jiāng zhěng yè xiàn chū tā tián mì de ài |
| [00:46.18] | tiān dì zhī dà zhǐ yǒu liǎng zhǐ fēng niǎo |
| [00:48.95] | dī yín qiǎn chàng chán mián fěi cè |
| [00:52.11] | jiù ràng tā men de shēn tǐ qù gǎn shòu |
| [00:53.97] | zài mí huàn bān de měi miào zhōng chù mō bǐ cǐ |
| [00:57.85] | jiàn jiàn tā zhuǎn dào le cí niǎo de shēn hòu |
| [01:03.57] | qīng róu dì tàn suǒ tā jīn sè de shān gǔ |
| [01:08.20] | shēn shì dì shēn rù lái huí tàn suǒ |
| [01:13.33] | yī jìn yī chū |
| [01:15.79] | ohh yī jìn yī chū |
| [01:18.97] | zhěng yè zhī jiān liǎng zhǐ fēng niǎo dōu zài jīng tàn gǒu de chuàng yì |
| [01:23.22] | zhí dào zuì zhōng yī kè |
| [01:24.64] | fēng niǎo jiào chū le tā de huān yú |
| [01:28.05] | ràng nóng chóu de zhī yè rǎn biàn ài cháo |
| [01:31.03] | shì a zhè ràng wǒ xiǎng yào |
| [01:35.93] | ràng wǒ xiǎng yào wèi nǐ chàng chū zhè shǒu tè bié de gē |
| [01:40.89] | shì a bǎo bèi |
| [01:45.26] | oh kathie lee |
| [01:47.84] | nǐ duì wǒ lái shuō rú cǐ tè bié |
| [01:50.61] | wǒ duō xiǎng kàn nǐ yù tǐ héng chén de shí kè |
| [01:53.68] | yòng shé jiān pǐn cháng měi yī cùn wēn rè jī fū |
| [01:58.26] | kathie lee nǐ shì wǒ zuì qíng dòng de huàn xiǎng |
| [02:02.70] | rú guǒ zhǐ shì nǐ hé wǒ |
| [02:04.87] | liǎng rén yì qǐ gǎn shòu zuì shēn de tián měi ài yì |
| [02:08.90] | yīn wèi méi yǒu rén néng qǔ dài nǐ de dì wèi |
| [02:11.90] | shuí yě bǐ bù shǎng nǐ wú shuāng de zī róng |
| [02:15.11] | yī yǎn jiàn dào nǐ wǒ jiù yù jiàn le wǒ de sù mìng |
| [02:19.17] | zhǐ xiǎng qǐng nǐ yī dǎ pí jiǔ |
| [02:22.00] | yě xǔ jīn yè qī diǎn bàn shí wǒ néng bài fǎng nǐ ma |
| [02:25.98] | kāi chē zài zhe nǐ qù dōu fēng |
| [02:29.46] | shuí rén dōu jí bù shàng nǐ nǐ wú yǔ lún bǐ |
| [02:32.21] | wú yǔ lún bǐ bǎo bèi zhè shì shàng |
| [02:35.25] | nǐ dú yī wú èr gū niáng |
| [02:37.15] | nǐ shì wǒ de wéi yī |
| [02:39.68] | wǒ zhī dào nǐ yě chuí xián wǒ de shēn tǐ |
| [02:42.10] | pèng pèng nǐ méi yǒu de dì fāng ba oww |
| [02:45.46] | zhǐ yào wēn róu yī xiē yě xǔ nǐ jiù néng rú yuàn yǐ cháng |
| [02:48.59] | hmm xiàn zài wǒ yǐ lún xiàn yú gǎn guān |
| [02:50.46] | yě xǔ jīn yè zài zhe nǐ dōu fēng hòu |
| [02:52.31] | wǒ men néng zài jiā yóu zhàn tíng shàng yī huì ér |
| [02:54.59] | zài hòu zuò shàng chán mián liǎng zhōu yī yè |
| [02:56.15] | rán hòu zài jiāng nǐ sòng huí jiā |
| [02:59.21] | shuí rén dōu jí bù shàng nǐ nǐ wú yǔ lún bǐ |
| [03:02.29] | wú yǔ lún bǐ bǎo bèi zhè shì shàng |
| [03:04.80] | nǐ dú yī wú èr qǐng ràng wǒ chàng xià qù |
| [03:06.75] | nǐ shì wǒ de wéi yī |
| [03:09.74] | nǐ hái jì de nà liǎng zhǐ fēng niǎo ma |
| [03:12.06] | zài tā men de rán qíng yī yè hòu |
| [03:14.78] | xióng fēng niǎo qǐn shí nán ān chá fàn bù sī |
| [03:16.95] | tā nǎo hǎi zhōng bèi nà wú yǔ lún bǐ de yī yè zhàn jù |
| [03:20.27] | dāng yǔ máo fēi sàn zài niǎo cháo sì chù |
| [03:22.94] | niǎo huì ài fǔ zhe bù yīng chù pèng de dì fāng |
| [03:25.82] | suǒ yǐ tā mǐn jǐn le shuāng chún chuī chū le kǒu shào |
| [03:29.04] | hū huàn nà zhǐ cí niǎo huí xīn zhuǎn yì zài xù qián yuán |
| [03:33.46] | jiù xiàng wǒ cǐ kè sù shuō zhe duì nǐ de kě wàng bǎo bèi |
| [03:35.84] | hēi qí zài tā shàng fāng dài lái gèng duō nóng qíng |
| [03:39.72] | zhǐ yǒu yí gè cí néng xíng róng nǐ |
| [03:42.65] | nǐ jiù shì nà gè lìng wǒ sè shòu hún yǔ yù bà bù néng de xiǎo yāo jīng |
| [03:45.56] | yōng yǒu nǐ shì wǒ bì shēng suǒ qiú |
| [03:48.44] | wǒ zài yě xiǎng bù chū rèn hé àn yù le |
| [03:51.55] | suǒ yǐ bù rú nǐ wǒ bǎ zhè shǒu gē pāo zài nǎo hòu ba |
| [03:53.87] | jiù ràng wǒ men chéng wéi nà duì fēng niǎo |
| [03:55.94] | kāi shǐ zuò mǒu xiē zhèng jīng shì |
| [03:59.11] | shuí rén dōu jí bù shàng nǐ nǐ wú yǔ lún bǐ |
| [04:01.94] | wú yǔ lún bǐ bǎo bèi zhè shì shàng |
| [04:04.91] | nǐ dú yī wú èr gū niáng |
| [04:07.01] | nǐ shì wǒ de wéi yī |
| [04:08.47] | shuí rén dōu jí bù shàng nǐ zhè shǒu gē xiàn gěi nǐ |
| [04:11.06] | xiān shēng nǚ shì men qǐng chū dà chú! |
| [04:14.58] | nǐ wú yǔ lún bǐ bǎo bèi zhè shì shàng |
| [04:19.67] | nǐ dú yī wú èr gū niáng |
| [04:24.67] | nǐ shì wǒ de wéi yī |
| [04:29.94] | Kathie Leeeee! |