Mephisto and Kevin

歌曲 Mephisto and Kevin
歌手 Primus
专辑 The South Park - Chef Aid

歌词

[00:00.60] In 1986, the University of Californa at Davis
[00:02.43] Saw two of its all time brightest stars
[00:04.05] Dr. Alphonse Mephisto and Dr. Arnie Abesacraben
[00:06.47] Dr. Mephisto worked hard towards his thesis
[00:08.76] His goal was to genetically duplicate the DNA structure of Asparagus
[00:11.18] So that all Asparagus would grow to the same girth and length
[00:13.35] Giving Asparagus a much more plea sent presentation
[00:15.02] In the world's supermarket vegetable bins
[00:16.63] Dr. Abesacraben's goal was to genetically create
[00:19.00] The greatest musical entertainer the world had ever seen
[00:20.87] Dr. Abesacraben knew that if he could assemble
[00:23.18] The right elements he could theoretically build
[00:24.68] A DNA structure that would ensure his creation
[00:25.93] Had talent far surpassing the average individual
[00:28.09] At the time, one subject of urban myth was the story that
[00:30.16] Michael Jackson in an effort to retain his youthful look
[00:32.68] And feminine vocal characteristics, had his testicles surgically removed
[00:35.29] Thereby making him a modern day castrato
[00:36.95] If such a rumor were true
[00:38.88] Michael Jackson more that likely
[00:39.92] Would have had some of his semen preserved before the surgery
[00:42.40] To ensure his the future of his name and lineage
[00:44.75] Word came back to Dr. Abesacraben of a secret cold storage locker
[00:48.51] Deep within the bowels of the UCLA research center
[00:50.24] That not only contained four containers of frozen semen
[00:52.95] But also held a pair of testicles
[00:54.75] Each was labeled with the name "Jack Michaelson"
[01:01.37] I once heard a noise
[01:02.99] In the night the most sensual voice
[01:05.40] A song of love from an eight year old boy
[01:08.27] Stuck in my head and this is what he said
[01:12.56] I am gopher boy
[01:15.24] Pondering reality
[01:17.80] I am gopher boy
[01:20.56] Who will buy my raspberries?
[01:23.28] This had to be the seed of the king of pop
[01:25.14] Dr. Abesacraben was able to use his charm
[01:27.21] And chiseled Greek feature to woo a young lab technician
[01:30.00] By the name of Jennifer
[01:31.00] Who of course happened to have the proper access needed to obtain
[01:33.73] A small vial of the precious semen
[01:35.15] The search for the egg was a short one
[01:37.28] Dr. Mephisto simply ran an ad in the classified section
[01:39.52] Of an airline music magazine
[01:40.93] The ad read, wanted, unfertilized human eggs for genetic experiment
[01:43.76] Donors must have musical background
[01:45.72] With a pleathera of young
[01:47.45] Eager wanna be music starlets willing to sell their eggs
[01:49.75] The two doctors, after rigorous auditioning, picked and purchased
[01:54.05] Dr. Abesacraben felt that it would be far less complicated legally
[01:56.77] If the fetus were brought to term in the womb of a non human
[01:59.28] He had long since secured the services of
[02:01.42] The University volleyball mascot
[02:02.63] A llama by the name of "Missy"
[02:04.24] When the baby was ready, the child was removed via cesarean
[02:07.22] It was a healthy baby boy, he was named Kevin
[02:09.68] I once heard a noise
[02:12.00] In the night the most sensual voice
[02:14.66] A song of love from an eight year old boy
[02:17.59] Stuck in my head and this is what he said
[02:22.17] I am gopher boy
[02:24.49] Pondering reality
[02:27.25] I am gopher boy
[02:30.02] Who will buy my raspberries?
[02:32.64] Kevin was a beautiful child
[02:33.85] Dr. Abesacraben saw to it that Kevin was trained
[02:36.28] By the best in all aspects of performing
[02:38.24] His voice was golden and had a sweetness to it that most males lacked
[02:41.33] He moved with grace and was able to moonwalk by the time he was three
[02:44.29] As Kevin grew in his talent
[02:45.92] Dr. Abesacraben started noticing odd developments in his physical state
[02:48.84] When Kevin lost his baby teeth
[02:50.60] His secondaries came in with a vengeance
[02:52.09] They were at least twice the size of a normal adult's
[02:54.65] And the two in front stuck nearly straight out
[02:55.96] Also as Kevin reached his eighth year
[02:58.23] He was the same height as he was when he was four
[03:00.39] To top it off, he was growing hair all over and his penis was enormous
[03:03.92] Even by adult standards
[03:05.33] It also dawned on the doctor that
[03:06.84] Even through all the years of hearing Kevin sing he rarely spoke
[03:10.13] Often choosing to communicate with various grunt and gurgles
[03:18.28] I once heard a noise
[03:19.70] In the night the most sensual voice
[03:22.28] A song of love from an eight year old boy
[03:24.74] Stuck in my head and this is what he said
[03:29.13] I am gopher boy
[03:31.59] Pondering reality
[03:34.37] I am gopher boy
[03:37.13] Who will buy my raspberries?
[03:39.93] Others were noticing the changes in Kevin
[03:41.71] Children began to tease him, to call him "Gopher Boy"
[03:44.51] One day a bully by the name of "Big Roy"
[03:46.77] Started throwing bananas at him
[03:48.08] Soon a crowd of kids were all throwing bananas
[03:49.96] Suddenly, in a fury, Kevin rushed at Big Roy
[03:52.56] And bit three finger fingers off on his left hand
[03:54.62] Kevin was taken away and placed in the custody of the state
[03:56.87] Dr. Abesacraben's actions were found out
[03:58.78] But because there was no
[04:00.56] Legislation concerning the genetic instruction of another human being
[04:02.67] No criminal charges were brought forth
[04:04.38] The medical association's board of ethics
[04:06.28] Stripped him of all his credentials and his reputation was ruined
[04:08.62] In fact, his name became so synonymous with failure
[04:11.00] That for years to come
[04:12.51] Medical students around the world
[04:13.68] Were known to say in times of mishaps
[04:15.01] "Damn, I feel just like Abesacraben"
[04:16.93] Dr. Mephisto immediately began proceedings to adopt little Kevin
[04:20.66] Being a noted scientist and the creator of the cloned Asparagus
[04:23.43] It wasn't long before the two were legally united as father and son
[04:26.52] They moved to Colorado where they live in relative obscurity
[04:29.03] Kevin is still a boy of few spoken words
[04:31.10] Sticking mainly to his grunts and gurgles
[04:33.03] But on occasion, if you listen closely
[04:34.89] You can hear his sweet golden signing voice
[04:36.95] Ring out into the night over the town of South Park
[04:40.70] I am gopher boy
[04:45.04] Pondering reality
[04:49.33] I am gopher boy
[04:53.51] Who will buy my raspberries?

歌词大意

[00:00.60] 1986 nián, jiā lì fú ní yà dà xué dài wéi sī fēn xiào
[00:02.43] jiàn zhèng le liǎng gè shǎn yào míng xīng de dàn shēng
[00:04.05] ā ěr fú sī méi fēi sī tuō bó shì hé ā ní ē bǐ sà kē lā běn bó shì
[00:06.47] méi fēi sī tuō bó shì zài tā de yán jiū fāng xiàng shàng fēi cháng nǔ lì
[00:08.76] tā de kè tí shì" jī yīn céng miàn shàng de lú sǔn DNA jié gòu fù zhì"
[00:11.18] yǐ shǐ de shí yàn péi yù de lú sǔn néng gòu yǔ bèi fù zhì duì xiàng yōng yǒu xiāng tóng de wéi zhǎng hé gāo dù
[00:13.35] zhè huì shǐ de lú sǔn zài quán shì jiè shēng xiān shū cài shì chǎng zhōng
[00:15.02] huò dé yí gè fēi cháng bù cuò de kǒu bēi
[00:16.63] ē bǐ sà kē lā běn bó shì de kè tí shì
[00:19.00] " jī yīn céng miàn shàng de shì jiè yīn yuè chuán qí jù xīng zhì zào"
[00:20.87] ē bǐ sà kē lā běn bó shì míng bái rú guǒ tā néng gòu jiāng zhèng què de jī yīn chéng fèn pǐ pèi
[00:23.18] lǐ lùn shàng tā kě yǐ gòu jiàn yí gè hé lǐ de DNA kuàng jià
[00:24.68] zhè jiāng wèi tā zuì zhōng kè tí de chéng gōng tí gōng hěn dà de bǎo zhèng
[00:25.93] shí yàn tǐ jiāng jù yǒu yuǎn yuǎn chāo guò zhèng cháng rén de yīn yuè tiān fù
[00:28.09] yú cǐ tóng shí wài jiè yǒu yī xiē chuán yán
[00:30.16] jù xīng mài kè ěr jié kè xùn wèi le liú zhù zì jǐ de qīng chūn róng yán hé nǚ xìng huà de shēng yīn
[00:32.68] gāng gāng shǒu shù yí chú le zì jǐ de gāo wán
[00:35.29] yīn cǐ zhè shǐ tā chéng wéi liǎo dàng dài de" yān rén gē shǒu"
[00:36.95] rú guǒ zhè gè liú chuán zhēn shí de huà
[00:38.88] mài kè ěr jié kè xùn hěn dà chéng dù shàng kě néng
[00:39.92] zài shù qián bǎo liú le yī xiē tā de jīng zǐ
[00:42.40] lái bǎo zhèng wèi lái de chuán zōng jiē dài
[00:44.75] hěn qiǎo hé de shì, zài UCLA yán jiū zhōng xīn de nèi bù shēn chù
[00:48.51] ē bǐ sà kē lā běn bó shì de mì mì lěng kù zhōng
[00:50.24] bù jǐn jǐn zhǐ yǒu sì xiāng lěng dòng jīng zǐ yàng běn
[00:52.95] hái yǒu yī fù gāo wán
[00:54.75] měi gè gāo wán dōu bèi mìng míng wèi" jié kè ěr mài kè xùn" 23333
[01:01.37] wǒ céng wú yì jiān zài yè wǎn tīng dào
[01:02.99] jí dù sāo shǒu nòng zī de shēng yīn
[01:05.40] yí gè bā suì de hái zi chàng zhe yī zhī qíng gē
[01:08.27] ràng wǒ yī zhí wú fǎ wàng huái de shì tā de huà
[01:12.56] " wǒ shì kě lián de dì shǔ nán hái" shǒu cì chū xiàn shì S1E5
[01:15.24] " sī xún zhe xiàn shí de yì yì"
[01:17.80] " wǒ shì kě lián de dì shǔ nán hái"
[01:20.56] " xiān shēng mǎi wǒ de shān méi ma?"
[01:23.28] zhè yí dìng shì" liú xíng lè zhī wáng" liú xià lái de jī yīn
[01:25.14] ē bǐ sà kē lā běn bó shì píng zhe zì jǐ de gè rén mèi lì
[01:27.21] yǐ jí léng jiǎo fēn míng de xī là rén tè zhēng xiàng tā de shí yàn shì jì shù yuán
[01:30.00] zhān nī fú qiú ài chéng gōng
[01:31.00] zhān nī fú lǐ suǒ dāng rán de huò dé le
[01:33.73] dé dào yī xiǎo fèn zhēn guì jīng zǐ yàng běn de jī huì
[01:35.15] ér lìng yī biān luǎn zǐ de sōu xún gōng zuò jiù xiāng duì bǐ jiào jiǎn dān
[01:37.28] méi fēi sī tuō bó shì zài yī jiā háng kōng zhuān gōng yīn yuè zá zhì de zhuān lán shàng
[01:39.52] kān dēng le yī zé guǎng gào
[01:40.93] nèi róng shì: zhòng jīn qiú luǎn zǐ! wú tiān jiā wú wū rǎn de rén lèi luǎn zǐ, yòng yú jī yīn xué shí yàn
[01:43.76] juān zèng zhě bì xū yōng yǒu jiào hǎo de yīn yuè bèi jǐng
[01:45.72] guǎng gào xī yǐn yī dà pī nián qīng rén
[01:47.45] tā men kě wàng chéng wéi yīn yuè xīn xīng, yuàn yì juān zèng luǎn zǐ
[01:49.75] liǎng wèi bó shì, jīng guò yán gé de shāi xuǎn, mǎi xià le shì yòng de luǎn zǐ
[01:54.05] ē bǐ sà kē lā běn bó shì rèn wéi yòng dòng wù de zǐ gōng zuò wéi tāi ér de dài yùn tǐ
[01:56.77] gèng jiā de yì yú cāo zuò, bìng qiě bù wéi fǎn fǎ lǜ
[01:59.28] tā zuì zhōng jiāng dài yùn tǐ què dìng wèi
[02:01.42] xué xiào pái qiú duì de jí xiáng wù
[02:02.63] yì zhī míng jiào" mì xī" de měi zhōu tuó
[02:04.24] tāi ér dài chǎn shí, bèi yòng páo fù chǎn de fāng shì shēng xià
[02:07.22] shì yí gè jiàn kāng de nán hái r, bèi qǔ míng jiào zuò kǎi wén 2333 yì jūn fān dào zhè ér shí zài rěn bú zhù le
[02:09.68] wǒ céng wú yì jiān zài yè wǎn tīng dào
[02:12.00] jí dù sāo shǒu nòng zī de shēng yīn
[02:14.66] yí gè bā suì de hái zi chàng zhe yī zhī qíng gē
[02:17.59] ràng wǒ yī zhí wú fǎ wàng huái de shì tā de huà
[02:22.17] " wǒ shì kě lián de dì shǔ nán hái"
[02:24.49] " sī xún zhe xiàn shí de yì yì"
[02:27.25] " wǒ shì kě lián de dì shǔ nán hái"
[02:30.02] " xiān shēng mǎi wǒ de shān méi ma?"
[02:32.64] kǎi wén shì gè hěn qīng xiù de hái zi
[02:33.85] ē bǐ sà kē lā běn bó shì xī wàng bǎ tā péi yǎng chéng
[02:36.28] zài suǒ yǒu lǐng yù bá jiān de quán cái
[02:38.24] tā yōng yǒu wán měi dí sǎng yīn hé dà duō shù nán xìng wú fǎ pì měi dí tián měi
[02:41.33] tā jǔ zhǐ wén yǎ, sān suì jiù kě yǐ zǒu" tài kōng bù"
[02:44.29] suí zhe kǎi wén yì diǎn diǎn de jìn bù
[02:45.92] ē bǐ sà kē lā běn bó shì kāi shǐ zhù yì dào zài tā de shēng lǐ fà zhǎn shàng chū xiàn le yī xiē yì cháng de qū shì
[02:48.84] dāng kǎi wén huàn yá de shí hòu
[02:50.60] tā de xīn yá rú tóng" liáo yá" yì bān
[02:52.09] bǐ zhèng cháng chéng nián rén de yá chǐ dà zhì shǎo liǎng bèi
[02:54.65] ér qián miàn dí liǎng gè mén chǐ jī hū cóng zuǐ lǐ cī le chū lái
[02:55.96] kǎi wén bā suì de shí hòu
[02:58.23] hái hé tā sì suì de shí hòu yí yàng gāo
[03:00.39] gèng zāo gāo de shì, tā kāi shǐ hún shēn cháng chū tǐ máo, bìng qiě shēng zhí qì yì cháng jù dà
[03:03.92] jí shǐ zài chéng nián rén zhōng yě shì bù zhèng cháng de
[03:05.33] bó shì hái fā xiàn
[03:06.84] jǐn guǎn zǒng shì néng tīng dào tā méi wán méi liǎo de chàng gē, tā jī hū bù huì shuō huà
[03:10.13] zǒng shì yòng yī xiē" hēng" hé" hā" lái yú rén jiāo liú
[03:18.28] wǒ céng wú yì jiān zài yè wǎn tīng dào
[03:19.70] jí dù sāo shǒu nòng zī de shēng yīn
[03:22.28] yí gè bā suì de hái zi chàng zhe yī zhī qíng gē
[03:24.74] ràng wǒ yī zhí wú fǎ wàng huái de shì tā de huà
[03:29.13] " wǒ shì kě lián de dì shǔ nán hái"
[03:31.59] " sī xún zhe xiàn shí de yì yì"
[03:34.37] " wǒ shì kě lián de dì shǔ nán hái"
[03:37.13] " xiān shēng mǎi wǒ de shān méi ma?"
[03:39.93] bié rén jiā de xiǎo hái kāi shǐ zhù yì dào le kǎi wén de biàn huà
[03:41.71] kāi shǐ qǔ xiào tā, jiào tā" dì shǔ nán hái"
[03:44.51] yì tiān yí gè jiào" dà gè ér luó yī" de è bà
[03:46.77] wǎng tā de shēn shàng rēng xiāng jiāo
[03:48.08] hěn kuài suǒ yǒu de hái zǐ dōu kāi shǐ wǎng tā shēn shàng rēng xiāng jiāo
[03:49.96] tū rán, yī nù zhī xià, kǎi wén chōng xiàng luó yī
[03:52.56] yǎo diào le tā zuǒ shǒu shàng de sān gēn shǒu zhǐ
[03:54.62] kǎi wén bèi dài zǒu le, bìng bèi sòng dào le zhōu lì shǎo guǎn suǒ
[03:56.87] ér ē bǐ sà kē lā běn bó shì de shí yàn bèi jiē lù le
[03:58.78] dàn yóu yú zài rén lèi jī yīn xué yán jiū zhè yī fāng miàn
[04:00.56] bìng méi yǒu jiàn quán de fǎ lǜ jī zhì
[04:02.67] bó shì bìng méi yǒu bèi dìng zuì
[04:04.38] quán guó yī xué lún lǐ dào dé xié huì
[04:06.28] bō duó le tā suǒ yǒu de zhí zhào hé zhèng shū, tā de míng yù sǎo dì
[04:08.62] ér qiě, tā de míng zì hé shī bài zhě chéng wéi le jìn yì cí
[04:11.00] duō nián hòu,
[04:12.51] quán shì jiè gè dì de yī xué zhuān yè xué shēng
[04:13.68] zài yù dào yì wài qíng kuàng shí dōu liú xíng zhè yàng shuō:
[04:15.01] " cāo, wǒ jiǎn zhí jiù shì gè ē bǐ sà kē lā běn"
[04:16.93] lìng yī biān méi fēi sī tuō bó shì hěn kuài jiē guò le duì xiǎo kǎi wén de fǔ yǎng quán
[04:20.66] zuò wéi hěn yǒu shēng wàng de kē xué jiā yǐ jí kè lóng lú sǔn de fā míng zhě,
[04:23.43] liǎng gè rén de fù zǐ guān xì hěn kuài bèi fǎ lǜ chéng rèn
[04:26.52] tā men bān dào le kē luó lā duō, kāi shǐ le xiāng duì dī diào de shēng huó
[04:29.03] ér kǎi wén yī rán shì gè bú huì shuō jǐ jù huà de xiǎo nán hái
[04:31.10] réng rán zhǐ huì" hēng"" hā" shàng jǐ jù
[04:33.03] dàn yǒu shí, rú guǒ nǐ zǐ xì tīng
[04:34.89] nǐ réng kě yǐ tīng dào tā nà tián měi ér wēn rùn de wán měi sǎng yīn
[04:36.95] zài nán fāng gōng yuán de yè kōng shàng pái huái zhe
[04:40.70] " wǒ shì kě lián de dì shǔ nán hái"
[04:45.04] " sī xún zhe xiàn shí de yì yì"
[04:49.33] " wǒ shì kě lián de dì shǔ nán hái"
[04:53.51] " xiān shēng mǎi wǒ de shān méi ma?"