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Sometime's I'm right Sometime's I'm wrong |
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But he doesn't care He'll String along |
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That funny honey of mine |
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Sometime's I'm down Sometime's I'm up |
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But he follows 'round Like some droopy-eyed pup |
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He love me so |
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That sunny honey of mine |
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He ain't no sheik |
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That's no great physique |
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Lord knows, he ain't got the smarts |
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Oh, but look at that soul |
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I tell you, the whole |
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Is a whole lot greater than The sum of his parts |
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And if you knew him like me |
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I know you'd agree |
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What if the world |
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Slandered my name? |
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Why, he'd be right there |
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Taking the blame |
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He loves me so |
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And it all suits me fine |
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That funny, sunny, honey Hubby of mine |
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He loves me so |
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That funny honey of mine |
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Lord knows he ain't got the smarts |
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Now, he shot off his trap |
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I can't stand that sap |
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Look at him go Rattin' on me |
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With just one more brain |
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What a half-wit he'd be |
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If they string me up |
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I'll know who Brought the twine |
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That scummy, crummy Dummy hubby of mine! |