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The terminally bored |
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Sit around with nothin' to do |
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They say work is hell, |
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Heaven knows it just ain't true |
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Well you can punch out your boss |
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Get fired from your job |
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Collect unemployment |
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For your own enjoyment |
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Take out the trash |
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Come down with a rash |
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Pick up disease |
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Have doughnuts and coffee |
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With Colonel Khadafi |
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Write a new novel |
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That's perfectly awful |
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Buy some new work boots |
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Stomp on a waffle or two |
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Take a long overdue vacation |
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Book yourself on a flight to the moon |
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Volunteer for a brain operation |
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Don't let nobody tell you that there's nothin' to do |
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Well you can jump off a roof |
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Pretend you can fly |
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Maybe you'll bounce |
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Maybe you'll die |
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Maybe you'll splat |
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And flap until that |
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Well, you can practice your bongo |
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Go to the Congo |
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Get lost on safari |
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Ask "Where the hell are we?" |
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Speak in Swahili |
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They tell me that a lot of them do |
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Talk on the phone |
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Call up the coast |
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Call up collect |
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Dial direct |
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Reverse the charges |
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If they accept, they're home |
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Or, you can go overseas |
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Speak Japanese |
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Buy a new Sony |
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They make great TV's |
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Do the Watusi |
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Watch "I Love Lucy" too |
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But don't let nobody tell you that there's nothin' to do |
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Well, well, well, well, well, well |
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Don't let nobody tell you that there's nothin' to do |
