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The parts of a flower are so constructive |
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that very very often the wind will cause pollination |
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If not, then a bee or any other nectar gathering |
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creature can create the same situation |
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Yes, anything that gets the pollen to the pistils |
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write it on the list |
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I'll try to make it crystal-clear |
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The flower's insatiable passion |
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turns its life into a circus of debauchery! |
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Now you see just how the stamen |
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gets its lusty dust onto the stigma |
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And why this frenzied chlorophyllous orgy |
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starts in spring is no enigma! |
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We call this quest for satisfaction a what, class? |
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A photo-periodic reaction! |
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Oh, that's good, that's very good |
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Hey, I'm lost where are we? |
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Chapter two, page five |
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Reproduction, reproduction! |
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Put your pollen tube to work |
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Reproduction, reproduction! |
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Make my stamen go berserk |
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Reproduction! |
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I don't think they even know what a pistil is! |
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I got your pistil right here... |
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Where does the pollen go? |
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Next chapter, In an abstract way |
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the same thing applies to the reproductive organs |
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of the more complex life forms |
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But now we are dealing with ***ual response |
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Are there any questions before we begin reading? |
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Is it possible the female member of some *** |
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on a couch could like get this guy all hot |
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and she never even knew it?(Negetive) |
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When a warm-blooded mammal |
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in a tight little sweater starts pullin' that stuff |
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Is she sayin' that she wants to do it? |
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Can't prove it by me, cause they change their tune |
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When you got 'em in the back seat |
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With his heart beatin' fast! |
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They make it sound like a track meet, gross! |
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Yeah, then all they can do is say |
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'No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!' |
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Reproduction, reproduction! |
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Baby, give it to me now |
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Reproduction, reproduction! |
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Is that all you think about? |
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Reproduction! |
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Come on baby show me that you really love me so! |
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Ohhh, I think I'm gonna throw up! |
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Where does the pollen go? |
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The human is the only being capable of |
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consciously controlling its number of offspring |
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Any comments on this? |
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Mr. Stuart, is it true that guys like you |
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you know, mature and all |
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Carry some protection with them for ***ual occasions? |
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What's the big deal? |
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Can't a girl just do that thing in a book |
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Where she adds up the days of her, |
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Uh, what do you call it, mentalstration? |
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Oh, that's really neat! |
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Yeah, and what'll the guy say |
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when the numbers don't add up right, huh? |
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Yeah, yeah, yeah! |
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Reproduction, reproduction! |
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Hope he's proud of what he's done |
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Reproduction, reproduction! |
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He was only bookin' fun |
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Reproduction! |
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See what happens when a boy and girl |
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don't know how to play it safe? |
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Reproduction, reproduction! |
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Reproduction, reproduction! |
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Reproduction, reproduction! |
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Reproduction! |
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Where does the pollen go? |