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If you' re havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son |
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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain' t one |
| [00:05.76]Verse One] |
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I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol |
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Foes that wanna make sure my casket' s closed |
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Rap critics they say he' s " Money Cash Hoes" |
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I' m from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those |
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If you grew up with holes in ya zapatos |
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You' d be celebrating the minute you was havin' dough |
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I' m like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole |
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If you don' t like my lyrics you can press fast forward |
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I got beef with radio if i don' t play they show |
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They don' t play my hits i don' t give a shit SO |
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Rap mags try and use my black ass |
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So advertisers can give ' em more cash for ads, fuckers |
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I don' t know what you take me as, |
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Or understand the intelligence that JayZ has |
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I' m from rags to ritches niggas I ain' t dumb |
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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain' t one |
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Hit me |
| [00:46.27]Chorus] |
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99 problems but the bitch aint one |
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If you' re havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son |
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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain' t one |
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Hit me |
| [00:57.27]Verse Two] |
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The year' s ' 94 and my trunk is raw |
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In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin' law |
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I got two choices y' all pull over the car or hmmm |
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Bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor |
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Now I ain' t tryin' to see no highway chase with Jay. |
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Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case |
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So I... pull over to the side of the road |
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I heard " Son do you know why I' m stoppin' you for?" |
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Cause I' m young and I' m black and my hats real low? |
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Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don' t know |
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Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'? |
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" Well you was doin fiftyfive in a fiftyfo' " |
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" Liscense and registration and step out of the car" |
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" Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are" |
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I ain' t steppin out of shit all my paper' s legit |
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" Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?" |
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Well my glove compartment is locked so are the trunk in the back |
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And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that |
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" Aren' t you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?" |
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" Or somebody important or somethin'?" |
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Nah, I ain' t pass the bar but i know a little bit |
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Enough that you won' t illegally search my shit |
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" We' ll see how smart you are when the K9 come" |
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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain' t one |
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Hit me |
| [01:57.68]Chorus] |
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99 Problems but a bitch ain' t one |
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if you havin girl problems |
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i feel bad for you son |
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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain' t one hit me |
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99 Problems but a bitch ain' t one |
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if you havin girl problems |
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i feel bad for you son |
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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain' t one |
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Hit me |
| [02:18.76]Verse Three] |
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Now once upon a time not too long ago |
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A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe |
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This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a pussy |
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But a pussy havin no God Damn sense, try and push me |
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I tried to ignore him and talk to the Lord |
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Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform |
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You know the type loud as a motor bike |
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But wouldn' t bust a grape in a fruit fight |
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The only thing that' s gonna happen is I' ma get to clappin |
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He and his boys gon be yappin to the captain |
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And there I go trapped in the kit kat again |
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Back through the system with the riff raff again |
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Fiends on the floor scratchin again |
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paparazzi' s with they cameras snappin them |
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D. A. tried to give the nigga shaft again |
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Halfamil for bail cause I' m African |
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All because this fool was harrasin' them |
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Tryin to play the boy like hes saccarin |
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But ain' t nothin sweet ' bout how I hold my gun |
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I got 99 problems being a bitch ain' t one. |
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Hit me |
| [03:10.01]Chorus X3] |
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You' re crazy for this one Rick |
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It' s your boy |