| 歌曲 | Let's All Speak Mandarin |
| 歌手 | Dick Lee |
| 专辑 | The Mad Chinaman |
| There she sat on Orchard Mall, | |
| as pretty as can be. | |
| Black hair, brown eyes, 'bout five feet tall, | |
| A star from SBC. | |
| And though she was consuming lunch, | |
| she did it with such grace. | |
| So I bought burgers, one whole bunch, | |
| Sat by and stuffed my face. | |
| I smiled at her, mouth full of beef, | |
| She pretended not to see. | |
| So, casually, picking my teeth, | |
| I said, 'I seen you on TV' | |
| Finally after a while the actress turned to me. | |
| And with a look which frozen my smile, | |
| she said, Jiang Hua Yu. |