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Grandma got run over by a reindeer, |
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Walking home from our house Christmas Eve, |
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You can say there's no such thing as Santa, |
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But as for me and Grampa, we believe |
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She'd been drinkin too much egg-nog, |
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And we'd begged her not to go, |
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But she'd forgot her medication |
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And she staggered out the door into the snow |
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When we found her Christmas morning, |
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At the scene of the attack, |
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She had hoof prints on her forehead, |
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And incriminating Claus marks on her back |
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Grandma got run over by a reindeer, |
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Walking home from our house Christmas Eve, |
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You can say there's no such thing as Santa, |
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But as for me and Grampa, we believe |
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Now we're all so proud of Grampa, |
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He's been taking this so well, |
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See him in there watchin football, |
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Drinkin' beer and playing cards with cousin Mel |
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It's not Christmas without Grandma, |
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All the family's dressed in black, |
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And we just can't help but wonder, |
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Should we open up her gifts or send them back? |
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(Send them back!) |
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Grandma got run over by a reindeer, |
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Walking home from our house Christmas Eve, |
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You can say there's no such thing as Santa, |
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But as for me and Grampa, we believe |
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Now the goose is on the table, |
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And the pudding made of fig, (ahh) |
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And the blue and silver candles |
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That would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig. |
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I've warned all my friends and neigbors, |
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"Better watch out for yourselves", |
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They should never give a license |
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To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves |
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Grandma got run over by a reindeer, |
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Walking home from our house Christmas Eve, |
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You can say there's no such thing as Santa, |
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But as for me and Grampa, we believe |
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(Sing it, Grandpa!) |
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Grandma got run over by a reindeer, |
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Walking home from our house Christmas Eve, |
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You can say there's no such thing as Santa, |
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But as for me and Grampa, we believe |
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Merry Christmas! |
