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Lawns grow plush in the hinterlands |
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It's the perfect little setting for the one night stands |
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Now the drapes are drawn and the lights are out |
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It's the time to put in practice what you've dreamed about |
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She can show you what you must do |
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To be more like people better than you [Chorus:] |
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Amateur Hour goes on and on |
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When you turn pro you know she'll lets you know |
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Amateur Hour goes on and on |
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When you turn pro you know |
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She tells you so |
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Girls grow tops to go topless in |
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While we sit and count the hairs that blossom from our chins |
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Our voices change at a rapid pace |
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I could start a song a tenor and then end as bass |
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Choose your partners everyone |
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If you hesitate, the good ones are gone [Chorus] |
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Dance, laugh, wine, dine, talk and sing |
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But those cannot replace what is the real thing |
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It's a lot like playing the violin |
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You cannot start off to be |
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Yehudi Menuhin [Chorus] |
