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When the Devil is too busy |
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And death's a bit too much |
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They call on me by name, you see |
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For my special touch |
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To the gentlemen, I'm Miss Fortune |
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To the ladies, I'm Sir Prize |
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But call me by any name |
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Anyway, it's all the same |
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I'm the fly in your soup |
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I'm the pebble in your shoe |
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I'm the pea beneath your bed |
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I'm a bump on every head |
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I'm the peel on which you slip |
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I'm a pin in every hip |
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I'm the thorn in your side |
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Makes you wriggle and writhe |
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And it's so easy when you're evil |
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This is the life, you see |
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The Devil tips his hat to me |
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I do it all because I'm evil |
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And I do it all for free |
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Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need |
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While there's children to make sad |
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While there's candy to be had |
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While there's pockets left to pick |
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While there's grannies left to trip down the stairs |
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I'll be there, I'll be waiting round the corner |
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It's a game, I'm glad I'm in it |
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'Cause there's one born every minute |
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And it's so easy when you're evil |
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This is the life, you see |
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The Devil tips his hat to me |
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I do it all because I'm evil |
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And I do it all for free |
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Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need |
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I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark |
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And I promise on my damned soul |
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To do as I am told, Lord Beelzebub |
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Has never seen a soldier quite like me |
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Not only does his job, but does it happily |
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I'm the fear that keeps you awake |
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I'm the shadows on the wall |
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I'm the monsters they become |
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I'm the nightmare in your skull |
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I'm a dagger in your back |
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An extra turn on the rack |
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I'm the quivering of your heart |
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A stabbing pain, a sudden start |
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And it's so easy when you're evil |
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This is the life, you see |
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The Devil tips his hat to me |
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I do it all because I'm evil |
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And I do it all for free |
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Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need |
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And I do it all for free |
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Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need |
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And I do it all for free |
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Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need |
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It gets so lonely being evil |
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What I'd do to see a smile |
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Even for a little while |
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And no one loves you when you're evil |
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I'm lying though my teeth! |
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Your tears are all the company I need |
