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Now somewhere in the Black Mountain Hills of Dakota |
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There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon |
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And one day his woman ran off with another guy |
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Hit young Rocky in the eye |
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Rocky didn't like that |
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He said, "I'm gonna get that boy" |
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So one day he walked into town |
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Booked himself a room in the local saloon |
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Rocky Raccoon checked into his room |
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Only to find Gideon's Bible |
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Rocky had come, equipped with a gun |
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To shoot off the legs of his rival |
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His rival it seems, had broken his dreams |
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By stealing the girl of his fancy |
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Her name was Magill, and she called herself Lil |
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But everyone knew her as Nancy |
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Now she and her man, who called himself Dan |
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Were in the next room at the hoe down |
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Rocky burst in, and grinning a grin |
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He said, "Danny boy, this is a showdown" |
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But Daniel was hot, he drew first and shot |
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And Rocky collapsed in the corner |
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Now the doctor came in, stinking of gin |
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And proceeded to lie on the table |
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He said, "Rocky, you met your match" |
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And Rocky said, "Doc, it's only a scratch |
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And I'll be better, I'll be better, Doc, as soon as I am able" |
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Now Rocky Raccoon, he fell back in his room |
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Only to find Gideon's Bible |
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Gideon checked out, and he left it, no doubt |
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To help with good Rocky's revival |
