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| [00:29.69] | 或够天才 去令你欢喜 |
| [00:36.70] | 平实如我 亦能扮作差利 |
| [00:42.54] | 前途未明吗 问题很多吗 时常撑着�吗 |
| [00:49.53] | 少废话 少讲天真的废话 给你安慰的笑话 |
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| [00:59.54] | 时代那样淡 人类那样烦 |
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| [02:15.22] | 时代那样淡 人类那样烦 |
| [02:20.01] | 一切没有办法 只会做差利一晚 |
| [02:27.40] | 谁又再虾你 爱人别喊 |
| [02:33.30] | 等我为你做个 大笑话 |
| [02:37.65] | 今晚当你的私家笑匠 别怕 |
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| [02:56.67] | 童话太浪漫 神话太困难 |
| [03:01.48] | 一切没有办法 可以使放松一晚 |
| [03:09.00] | 明日再抑压 爱人别喊 |
| [03:14.75] | 知我为你备有 万个笑话 |
| [03:18.76] | 一生当你的私家笑匠 别怕 |
| [03:25.93] | 可知道你的一张笑脸动人吗 |
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