[00:00.70] | 老公老公你快过来看啊 |
[00:01.740] | 我瘦了一斤啊 |
[00:03.190] | 老婆呀 哎! |
[00:05.760] | |
[00:06.460] | 你每天都不吃饭呐竟喝水 |
[00:10.330] | 你最近疯狂的减肥 |
[00:14.70] | 只因为有一天 我看了一眼 |
[00:17.640] | 隔壁家里八十斤的小妹 |
[00:20.670] | |
[00:21.250] | 你今天扎针灸啊明天推推胃 |
[00:25.360] | 弄得自己伤痕累累 |
[00:28.910] | 我疼在心里头啊说不出嘴 |
[00:32.650] | 心想老婆你累不累 |
[00:35.730] | |
[00:36.380] | 你减肥减肥却越减越肥 |
[00:40.70] | 我明白你的辛苦是为了谁 |
[00:44.20] | 你担心有一天穿上“婷美”也不美 |
[00:47.540] | 但是你的胳膊赛过我的大腿 |
[00:51.90] | |
[00:51.380] | 你减肥减肥却越减越肥 |
[00:55.110] | 难道你非得要瘦得像魔鬼 |
[00:58.870] | 只要你健康快乐别的都无所谓 |
[01:02.480] | 因为你在我的心里啊 |
[01:05.319] | 是贼拉的美 |
[01:08.380] | |
[01:24.240] | |
[01:25.240] | 你今天扎针灸啊明天推推胃 |
[01:29.0] | 弄得自己伤痕累累 |
[01:32.620] | 我疼在心里头啊说不出嘴 |
[01:36.259] | 心想老婆你累不累 |
[01:39.220] | |
[01:39.979] | 你减肥减肥却越减越肥 |
[01:43.780] | 我明白你的辛苦是为了谁 |
[01:47.759] | 你担心有一天穿上“婷美”也不美 |
[01:51.229] | 但是你的胳膊赛过我的大腿 |
[01:54.850] | |
[01:55.259] | 你减肥减肥却越减越肥 |
[01:58.800] | 难道你非得要瘦得像魔鬼 |
[02:02.700] | 只要你健康快乐别的都无所谓 |
[02:06.190] | 因为你在我的心里啊 |
[02:09.9] | 是贼拉的美 |
[02:10.259] | 你减肥减肥却越减越肥 |
[02:13.740] | 我明白你的辛苦是为了谁 |
[02:17.720] | 你担心有一天穿上“婷美”也不美 |
[02:21.270] | 但是你的胳膊赛过我的大腿 |
[02:24.820] | |
[02:25.260] | 你减肥减肥却越减越肥 |
[02:28.860] | 难道你非得要瘦得像魔鬼 |
[02:32.720] | 只要你健康快乐别的都无所谓 |
[02:36.210] | 因为你在我的心里啊 |
[02:39.90] | 是贼拉的美 |
[02:41.680] | |
[02:45.420] | (老公 又胖了) |
[02:47.990] |
[00:00.70] | lao gong lao gong ni kuai guo lai kan a |
[00:01.740] | wo shou le yi jin a |
[00:03.190] | lao po ya ai! |
[00:05.760] | |
[00:06.460] | ni mei tian du bu chi fan na jing he shui |
[00:10.330] | ni zui jin feng kuang de jian fei |
[00:14.70] | zhi yin wei you yi tian wo kan le yi yan |
[00:17.640] | ge bi jia li ba shi jin de xiao mei |
[00:20.670] | |
[00:21.250] | ni jin tian zha zhen jiu a ming tian tui tui wei |
[00:25.360] | nong de zi ji shang hen lei lei |
[00:28.910] | wo teng zai xin li tou a shuo bu chu zui |
[00:32.650] | xin xiang lao po ni lei bu lei |
[00:35.730] | |
[00:36.380] | ni jian fei jian fei que yue jian yue fei |
[00:40.70] | wo ming bai ni de xin ku shi wei le shui |
[00:44.20] | ni dan xin you yi tian chuan shang" ting mei" ye bu mei |
[00:47.540] | dan shi ni de ge bo sai guo wo de da tui |
[00:51.90] | |
[00:51.380] | ni jian fei jian fei que yue jian yue fei |
[00:55.110] | nan dao ni fei dei yao shou de xiang mo gui |
[00:58.870] | zhi yao ni jian kang kuai le bie de dou wu suo wei |
[01:02.480] | yin wei ni zai wo de xin li a |
[01:05.319] | shi zei la de mei |
[01:08.380] | |
[01:24.240] | |
[01:25.240] | ni jin tian zha zhen jiu a ming tian tui tui wei |
[01:29.0] | nong de zi ji shang hen lei lei |
[01:32.620] | wo teng zai xin li tou a shuo bu chu zui |
[01:36.259] | xin xiang lao po ni lei bu lei |
[01:39.220] | |
[01:39.979] | ni jian fei jian fei que yue jian yue fei |
[01:43.780] | wo ming bai ni de xin ku shi wei le shui |
[01:47.759] | ni dan xin you yi tian chuan shang" ting mei" ye bu mei |
[01:51.229] | dan shi ni de ge bo sai guo wo de da tui |
[01:54.850] | |
[01:55.259] | ni jian fei jian fei que yue jian yue fei |
[01:58.800] | nan dao ni fei dei yao shou de xiang mo gui |
[02:02.700] | zhi yao ni jian kang kuai le bie de dou wu suo wei |
[02:06.190] | yin wei ni zai wo de xin li a |
[02:09.9] | shi zei la de mei |
[02:10.259] | ni jian fei jian fei que yue jian yue fei |
[02:13.740] | wo ming bai ni de xin ku shi wei le shui |
[02:17.720] | ni dan xin you yi tian chuan shang" ting mei" ye bu mei |
[02:21.270] | dan shi ni de ge bo sai guo wo de da tui |
[02:24.820] | |
[02:25.260] | ni jian fei jian fei que yue jian yue fei |
[02:28.860] | nan dao ni fei dei yao shou de xiang mo gui |
[02:32.720] | zhi yao ni jian kang kuai le bie de dou wu suo wei |
[02:36.210] | yin wei ni zai wo de xin li a |
[02:39.90] | shi zei la de mei |
[02:41.680] | |
[02:45.420] | lao gong you pang le |
[02:47.990] |
[00:00.70] | lǎo gōng lǎo gōng nǐ kuài guò lái kàn a |
[00:01.740] | wǒ shòu le yī jīn a |
[00:03.190] | lǎo pó ya āi! |
[00:05.760] | |
[00:06.460] | nǐ měi tiān dū bù chī fàn nà jìng hē shuǐ |
[00:10.330] | nǐ zuì jìn fēng kuáng de jiǎn féi |
[00:14.70] | zhǐ yīn wèi yǒu yì tiān wǒ kàn le yī yǎn |
[00:17.640] | gé bì jiā lǐ bā shí jīn de xiǎo mèi |
[00:20.670] | |
[00:21.250] | nǐ jīn tiān zhā zhēn jiǔ a míng tiān tuī tuī wèi |
[00:25.360] | nòng dé zì jǐ shāng hén léi léi |
[00:28.910] | wǒ téng zài xīn lǐ tou a shuō bu chū zuǐ |
[00:32.650] | xīn xiǎng lǎo pó nǐ lèi bù lèi |
[00:35.730] | |
[00:36.380] | nǐ jiǎn féi jiǎn féi què yuè jiǎn yuè féi |
[00:40.70] | wǒ míng bái nǐ de xīn kǔ shì wèi le shuí |
[00:44.20] | nǐ dān xīn yǒu yì tiān chuān shang" tíng měi" yě bù měi |
[00:47.540] | dàn shì nǐ de gē bó sài guò wǒ de dà tuǐ |
[00:51.90] | |
[00:51.380] | nǐ jiǎn féi jiǎn féi què yuè jiǎn yuè féi |
[00:55.110] | nán dào nǐ fēi děi yào shòu dé xiàng mó guǐ |
[00:58.870] | zhǐ yào nǐ jiàn kāng kuài lè bié de dōu wú suǒ wèi |
[01:02.480] | yīn wèi nǐ zài wǒ de xīn lǐ a |
[01:05.319] | shì zéi lā de měi |
[01:08.380] | |
[01:24.240] | |
[01:25.240] | nǐ jīn tiān zhā zhēn jiǔ a míng tiān tuī tuī wèi |
[01:29.0] | nòng dé zì jǐ shāng hén léi léi |
[01:32.620] | wǒ téng zài xīn lǐ tou a shuō bu chū zuǐ |
[01:36.259] | xīn xiǎng lǎo pó nǐ lèi bù lèi |
[01:39.220] | |
[01:39.979] | nǐ jiǎn féi jiǎn féi què yuè jiǎn yuè féi |
[01:43.780] | wǒ míng bái nǐ de xīn kǔ shì wèi le shuí |
[01:47.759] | nǐ dān xīn yǒu yì tiān chuān shang" tíng měi" yě bù měi |
[01:51.229] | dàn shì nǐ de gē bó sài guò wǒ de dà tuǐ |
[01:54.850] | |
[01:55.259] | nǐ jiǎn féi jiǎn féi què yuè jiǎn yuè féi |
[01:58.800] | nán dào nǐ fēi děi yào shòu dé xiàng mó guǐ |
[02:02.700] | zhǐ yào nǐ jiàn kāng kuài lè bié de dōu wú suǒ wèi |
[02:06.190] | yīn wèi nǐ zài wǒ de xīn lǐ a |
[02:09.9] | shì zéi lā de měi |
[02:10.259] | nǐ jiǎn féi jiǎn féi què yuè jiǎn yuè féi |
[02:13.740] | wǒ míng bái nǐ de xīn kǔ shì wèi le shuí |
[02:17.720] | nǐ dān xīn yǒu yì tiān chuān shang" tíng měi" yě bù měi |
[02:21.270] | dàn shì nǐ de gē bó sài guò wǒ de dà tuǐ |
[02:24.820] | |
[02:25.260] | nǐ jiǎn féi jiǎn féi què yuè jiǎn yuè féi |
[02:28.860] | nán dào nǐ fēi děi yào shòu dé xiàng mó guǐ |
[02:32.720] | zhǐ yào nǐ jiàn kāng kuài lè bié de dōu wú suǒ wèi |
[02:36.210] | yīn wèi nǐ zài wǒ de xīn lǐ a |
[02:39.90] | shì zéi lā de měi |
[02:41.680] | |
[02:45.420] | lǎo gōng yòu pàng le |
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