| [00:08.13] | 女： |
| [00:08.90] | 你说你会变一条真鳄鱼 |
| [00:13.00] | 真笑话 |
| [00:17.07] | 你说你会变一条真鳄鱼 |
| [00:21.22] | 真笑话 |
| [00:23.19] | 什么怪魔术我都听过 |
| [00:26.88] | 没听过变鳄鱼这一套 |
| [00:33.65] | 男： |
| [00:35.36] | 我敢说会变鳄鱼这一套 |
| [00:39.71] | 并不假 |
| [00:43.93] | 我敢说会变鳄鱼这一套 |
| [00:47.93] | 并不假 |
| [00:49.48] | 我将成一条巨猛鳄鱼 |
| [00:53.55] | 你就会服服帖帖地听从我 |
| [01:01.26] | 女： |
| [01:02.23] | 你不要瞎说会变大鳄鱼 |
| [01:06.30] | 来吓我 |
| [01:10.38] | 你不要瞎说会变大鳄鱼 |
| [01:14.34] | 来吓我 |
| [01:16.56] | 照我看你齿白唇红 |
| [01:20.26] | 你就只能变成小** |
| [01:26.95] | 男： |
| [01:29.10] | 说我像** |
| [01:30.75] | 请你给我健康检查 |
| [01:36.97] | 说我像** |
| [01:39.02] | 请你给我健康检查 |
| [01:42.88] | 女： |
| [01:43.16] | 我说你的脸皮那么的厚 |
| [01:46.90] | 你别再吹牛别来看 |
| [01:53.88] | 男： |
| [01:55.54] | 我多喜欢你可爱人儿呀 |
| [01:59.69] | 你的要求 |
| [02:03.68] | 我多喜欢你可爱人儿呀 |
| [02:07.97] | 你的要求 |
| [02:09.78] | 我将变成一条真的鳄鱼 |
| [02:13.56] | 摇摇摆摆地逗你玩 |
| [02:20.12] | 女： |
| [02:22.28] | 如果变不像反而像人妖 |
| [02:26.38] | 我可不要 |
| [02:30.46] | 如果变不像反而像人妖 |
| [02:34.46] | 我可不要 |
| [02:36.44] | 变要变像真的鳄鱼一样 |
| [02:40.15] | 变的四不像反而让我笑 |
| [00:08.13] | nv: |
| [00:08.90] | ni shuo ni hui bian yi tiao zhen e yu |
| [00:13.00] | zhen xiao hua |
| [00:17.07] | ni shuo ni hui bian yi tiao zhen e yu |
| [00:21.22] | zhen xiao hua |
| [00:23.19] | shen me guai mo shu wo dou ting guo |
| [00:26.88] | mei ting guo bian e yu zhe yi tao |
| [00:33.65] | nan: |
| [00:35.36] | wo gan shuo hui bian e yu zhe yi tao |
| [00:39.71] | bing bu jia |
| [00:43.93] | wo gan shuo hui bian e yu zhe yi tao |
| [00:47.93] | bing bu jia |
| [00:49.48] | wo jiang cheng yi tiao ju meng e yu |
| [00:53.55] | ni jiu hui fu fu tie tie di ting cong wo |
| [01:01.26] | nv: |
| [01:02.23] | ni bu yao xia shuo hui bian da e yu |
| [01:06.30] | lai xia wo |
| [01:10.38] | ni bu yao xia shuo hui bian da e yu |
| [01:14.34] | lai xia wo |
| [01:16.56] | zhao wo kan ni chi bai chun hong |
| [01:20.26] | ni jiu zhi neng bian cheng xiao |
| [01:26.95] | nan: |
| [01:29.10] | shuo wo xiang |
| [01:30.75] | qing ni gei wo jian kang jian cha |
| [01:36.97] | shuo wo xiang |
| [01:39.02] | qing ni gei wo jian kang jian cha |
| [01:42.88] | nv: |
| [01:43.16] | wo shuo ni de lian pi na me de hou |
| [01:46.90] | ni bie zai chui niu bie lai kan |
| [01:53.88] | nan: |
| [01:55.54] | wo duo xi huan ni ke ai ren er ya |
| [01:59.69] | ni de yao qiu |
| [02:03.68] | wo duo xi huan ni ke ai ren er ya |
| [02:07.97] | ni de yao qiu |
| [02:09.78] | wo jiang bian cheng yi tiao zhen de e yu |
| [02:13.56] | yao yao bai bai di dou ni wan |
| [02:20.12] | nv: |
| [02:22.28] | ru guo bian bu xiang fan er xiang ren yao |
| [02:26.38] | wo ke bu yao |
| [02:30.46] | ru guo bian bu xiang fan er xiang ren yao |
| [02:34.46] | wo ke bu yao |
| [02:36.44] | bian yao bian xiang zhen de e yu yi yang |
| [02:40.15] | bian de si bu xiang fan er rang wo xiao |
| [00:08.13] | nǚ: |
| [00:08.90] | nǐ shuō nǐ huì biàn yī tiáo zhēn è yú |
| [00:13.00] | zhēn xiào huà |
| [00:17.07] | nǐ shuō nǐ huì biàn yī tiáo zhēn è yú |
| [00:21.22] | zhēn xiào huà |
| [00:23.19] | shén me guài mó shù wǒ dōu tīng guò |
| [00:26.88] | méi tīng guò biàn è yú zhè yī tào |
| [00:33.65] | nán: |
| [00:35.36] | wǒ gǎn shuō huì biàn è yú zhè yī tào |
| [00:39.71] | bìng bù jiǎ |
| [00:43.93] | wǒ gǎn shuō huì biàn è yú zhè yī tào |
| [00:47.93] | bìng bù jiǎ |
| [00:49.48] | wǒ jiāng chéng yī tiáo jù měng è yú |
| [00:53.55] | nǐ jiù huì fú fu tiē tiē dì tīng cóng wǒ |
| [01:01.26] | nǚ: |
| [01:02.23] | nǐ bú yào xiā shuō huì biàn dà è yú |
| [01:06.30] | lái xià wǒ |
| [01:10.38] | nǐ bú yào xiā shuō huì biàn dà è yú |
| [01:14.34] | lái xià wǒ |
| [01:16.56] | zhào wǒ kàn nǐ chǐ bái chún hóng |
| [01:20.26] | nǐ jiù zhǐ néng biàn chéng xiǎo |
| [01:26.95] | nán: |
| [01:29.10] | shuō wǒ xiàng |
| [01:30.75] | qǐng nǐ gěi wǒ jiàn kāng jiǎn chá |
| [01:36.97] | shuō wǒ xiàng |
| [01:39.02] | qǐng nǐ gěi wǒ jiàn kāng jiǎn chá |
| [01:42.88] | nǚ: |
| [01:43.16] | wǒ shuō nǐ de liǎn pí nà me de hòu |
| [01:46.90] | nǐ bié zài chuī niú bié lái kàn |
| [01:53.88] | nán: |
| [01:55.54] | wǒ duō xǐ huān nǐ kě ài rén ér ya |
| [01:59.69] | nǐ de yāo qiú |
| [02:03.68] | wǒ duō xǐ huān nǐ kě ài rén ér ya |
| [02:07.97] | nǐ de yāo qiú |
| [02:09.78] | wǒ jiāng biàn chéng yī tiáo zhēn de è yú |
| [02:13.56] | yáo yáo bǎi bǎi dì dòu nǐ wán |
| [02:20.12] | nǚ: |
| [02:22.28] | rú guǒ biàn bù xiàng fǎn ér xiàng rén yāo |
| [02:26.38] | wǒ kě bú yào |
| [02:30.46] | rú guǒ biàn bù xiàng fǎn ér xiàng rén yāo |
| [02:34.46] | wǒ kě bú yào |
| [02:36.44] | biàn yào biàn xiàng zhēn de è yú yí yàng |
| [02:40.15] | biàn de sì bù xiàng fǎn ér ràng wǒ xiào |
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